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Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, ElfQuest, Labyrinth, Enchanted Forest, and Twilight. Augh! What is going on, with all the people reading "Lucius Malfoy's Favorite Charity" and not leaving me a note or a review!! Is it that good, that everyone is telling their friends, but not me? (I really don't want to think of, or suggest any other reasons.) Please tell me why you're reading it, pretty please? Ahem... I currently live in Central Oregon, in the middle of the state, in the middle of the Never-Ending Recession. My Snape is not a romantic figure, so if you're looking for Mr. Darcy, look elsewhere. My Twilight Vampires are the Romanian coven, and they are pragmatic and dangerous. Richard Goodfellow is my original character in the Harry Potter Universe, even though he has never said a word to Harry and has no reason to ever talk to him anyway; never snogged any of the Golden Trio; and is only vaguely acquainted with the Weasleys. He does not have a time-turner, but he does have a house-elf (or maybe it's the other way around) and a scrubby little seaside flat at Whitby. He is currently living in the post-War world, and, as a Healer, works in the Potions department of St. Mungo's Hospital. He is a bit surly, but that's his nature. In my (hurray! it's done!) story, The Guardian and the Goblin King, please be aware that Jareth the Goblin King and all things that were in the movie Labyrinth belong to Jim Henson Co.; that Major Tom is David Bowie's creation, that the obviously recognizable Harry Potterverse characters belong to J.K.Rowling and Warner Bros., and that Hieronymus Bosch was a real live person a few centuries ago; the member of the Ninth Roman Legion were alive before him; and that the Baum Institute is a shout-out to that place that is somewhere over the rainbow from Kansas, created by Frank Baum. Professor Kirke's Guide to Cross-Universe Travel is inspired by the character of the same name, created by C.S.Lewis. My stories are also posted at sycophant hex, so there's backup. Enjoy! I wish for all school teachers the same quality of students that plagued Professor Snape in his worst class, and I wish I'd been smart enough to pull such a stunt when I was in school. | |||||||
1. The Guardian and the Goblin King » reviewsCOMPLETE! Story summary: Jareth the Goblin King arrives at St. Mungo's to claim a baby and to find a missing Runner. The Guardian, Healer Richard Goodfellow, is the last to know anything. No slash. Features David Bowie's "Major Tom"; canon characters from Harry Potterverse; original characters from "Lucius Malfoy's Favorite Charity." Originally published in Movies:Labyrinth.Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,028 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 11-28-12 - Published: 10-6-08 - Jareth & Alice L. - Complete2. Abelard and Heloise » reviewsAct 2: Umbridge vs. Snape. A Ravenclaw seeks vengeance against Prof. Snape, while Dolores Umbridge is ruling Hogwarts. Rated M for references to historical events. Question for story readers: Which Hogwarts' ghosts would you like to see in a play?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-18-12 - Published: 3-15-12 - Severus S. & Dolores U.3. Conjunction reviewsVladimir and Stefan find a wizard, Richard Goodfellow, in their Twilight universe, but he's not the first one they've met.Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-12-10 - OC & Stefan4. Dealing with Wizards reviewsA wizard, Richard Goodfellow, from the world of Harry Potter finds himself in a world where dragons talk and magic is done differently. Maybe a one-shot, maybe not.Enchanted Forest - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-12-105. Draco Malfoy Goes To the 2010 World Cup reviewsRoad trip! One-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-21-10 - Draco M. & OC - Complete6. Double Detention reviewsProfessor Snape's thoughts as Harry serves detention for using his Sectumsempra curse. One-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-7-10 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete7. And Now For Something Else! » reviewsA collection of unrelated short stories. Latest one: Draco goes to a movie.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-6-10 - Published: 9-23-06 - Draco M. & Luna L. - Complete8. Lucius Malfoy's Favorite Charity » reviewsCOMPLETE! Lucius becomes a benefactor for an excellent cause. Story line includes events from Philosopher's Stone. Final chapter: The Decisions of Lucius MalfoyHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,512 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-1-09 - Published: 6-13-06 - Lucius M. & Q. Quirrell - Complete9. The Healer On a House Call reviewsA healer from St. Mungo's is called to Malfoy Manor. One-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-9-09 - Draco M. & OC - Complete10. Stalemate reviewsYou have to mean an Unforgivable Curse for it to work, but what if someone else means her spell more?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-19-08 - Bellatrix L. & Luna L. - Complete11. The Werewolf and the Wolfriders reviewsCrossover of ElfQuest and Harry Potter. The title says it all. Oneshot.Crossover - Harry Potter & ElfQuest - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-18-07 - Complete12. The Potion Master's Retirement reviewsTen years after the War, Snape's portrait has a new world to explore. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-6-07 - Severus S. & OC - Complete13. And Now For Something Elvis!Chaucer the house-elf returns from Las Vegas. One-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Published: 7-29-07 - OC - Complete14. That Awful Boy reviewsIn Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Aunt Petunia tells of hearing that awful boy tell about Azkaban and the Dementors. Here's who she heard, what he said, and where they were when they were talking.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-20-07 - Severus S. & Petunia D. - Complete15. Hogwarts' Newest Ghosts reviewsThree ghosts have joined the Hogwarts' gang since the last Revue. If Tom Voldy Riddle is stuck in the same place as Moaning Myrtle, is it hell?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-13-07 - Prof. Binns & Voldemort - Complete16. And Now For Something Elves! reviewsWinnowill visits Moving Pictures Network for a special featuring elves from six different worlds. Oneshot. Betaed by jynx67 Crossover with Harry Potter, LOTR, Artemis Fowl, Santa and Lemony Snicket.ElfQuest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-3-07 - Complete17. Leprechauns at Hogsmeade reviewsHermione spends an unusual day at Hogsmeade Hall, serving at the Expiated Leprechaun Convention. Oneshot. Happy St. Patrick's Day!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-17-07 - Hermione G. & Seamus F. - Complete18. Any Other Day Would Be Better reviewsSome Valentine Days are worse than others. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-23-07 - Alicia S. & Angelina J. - Complete19. The Smartest Slytherin reviewsSeverus Snape has many jobs, but is still, not least of all, a teacher.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-18-07 - Severus S. & Vincent C. - Complete20. Snape's Worst Class reviewsProfessor Snape's students are out to get him. If only other teachers were as lucky!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-21-06 - Severus S. & Argus F. - Complete21. Aunt Petunia's Secret reviewsAunt Petunia's been hiding something from her family. Oneshot. Written before Deathly Hallows.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-4-06 - Petunia D. - Complete22. Professor Vindictus Viridian Edits a Book reviewsOneshot, about the first book of magic that Harry Potter picked up.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-29-06 - Severus S. - Complete23. The Joys of Apparition reviewsAccio floating head! Why do Snape, Flitwick, Sprout and McGonagall enjoy this class?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-15-06 - Severus S. & Q. Quirrell - Complete24. Twisted in Two Worlds reviewsWinnowill tempts the Marauders and their shadowy companion. Crossover of "Elfquest" during "Dreamtime" and "Harry Potter".Crossover - Harry Potter & ElfQuest - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-9-06 - Severus S. - Complete
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