CURRENT GOALS!

~to reach 10 original published fanfiction stories that I liked written by only me
~to get 10 review on Crying Together, Sepia, Hidden in the Shadows, and Rivaling Memories each
~to update Cooking Lessons
~be on 30 persons 'favorite author' list
~be on 25 persons 'author alert' list
~to have someone actually read this list and comment on it :3

Notes/Updates

There are no updates at this time.

Info about me!!

Name: Jillian
Call me: Jillian, Jilly, Jilly Bean, Jello
Age: Sophmore
Location: On top of the world
Hobbies: Reading, writing, typing, doodling, emailing friends that have moved, listening to music...
My Goal: To create and Inspire. I want someone to say "You're writings make me create my own".

About Me:

I love my friends. They mean everything to me. I think that God put friends here to help everyone.

I will ALWAYS try to reply to your review. If I've missed it, I'm sorry, but I try to make sure that I've gotten everyone.

I believe in being weird.

Even though I'm supportive of it, I will not read same-sex romance stories.

Nor will I read a story where HarryHermione are together.

Or Kikyo and Inuyasha are together.

Really, anything to far out of cannon.

I believe that Global Warming exists. Carbon Dioxide levels are the highest they've been in over 600,000 years! That means that the heat levels have increased. 9/10 of the hottest years ever recorded have happened in my lifetime. If God created man to take care of Earth, why are some people helping to kill it and others will do nothing to save it?

I love reviews!! ;) --hinthint--

Fluff is amazing, so long as it's still in cannon and not to the point where everything is OOC.

Royia is amazing. Anything who doesn't think so needs to read some other fanfics. ROYIA FOREVER!!

And I have made it my unofficial mission in life to go around and convince people (mostly on ff.net) how truly wonderful Edward/Winry is. My story Her Tears, His Nightmares features the couple and I urge you to simply check it out and see for yourself. :3

See, here's proof:

In a review from MoonStarDutchess for Her Tears, His Nightmares, chapter 2: I normally don't read Ed/Win since I am more of a Winry/Scieszka, Ed/Noah supporter but these are great.

In a review from silver sniper of night for Her Tears, His Nightmares, chapter 1: aw wow so sweet!! i dont normally like ed/win fics, but i love this!! well done! Chapter three: I think you may be slowly converting me to Ed/Win...lol. Chapter five: And I really think you are making me like Ed/Win more.

STORIES! :3

Harry Potter:

Detention Romance/General; RATED K COMPLETED! ONESHOT
Hermione gets a detention from Snape and Ron joins her...Short oneshot between Ron and Hermione.

Hidden in the Shadows- Romance/General; Rated T IN-PROGRESS.
There was nothing that Juliana loved more than chocolate and Hogsmeade. Wait, oh yeah. There was something- her life. Entry for Broken Gold’s Love and Laughter challenge. Draco/Juliana

Not Exactly a Masterpiece- Romance; RATED K COMPLETED! ONESHOT.
A picture. That’s what Ron got Hermione for their anniversary. And it wasn't even the one she wanted. Ron/Hermione one-shot.

Rivaling Memories- Humor/General; RATED K COMPLETED! ONESHOT Possible chance of adding more chapters if there are enough reviews.
Could Harry possibly think he could out-do Sirius in 'teenage rebellion?...Memories; Harry's first time getting drunk V's Sirius' first time, how do their rivaling memories compare. Slightly AU.

Inuyasha:

15 Ways to Piss Inuyasha Off- Humor/General; RATED K. COMPLETED. ONESHOT
As the title say, 15 Ways to Piss Inuyasha Off. Just some random stuff.

Cooking Lessons- Romance/General; RATED T. IN-PROGRESS. 9 CHAPTERS.
Kagome Higurashi has just been hired as Head Cook in the Takahashi household. She knew it would be hard, but she didn’t expect to be battling throughout the wife and husband’s fights and the child’s scheming cuteness. Least of all did she expect to fall in-love with Inuyasha Takahasi himself!

Fullmetal Alchemist:

Crying Together- Friendship/Hurt/Comfort; RATED K. COMPLETE ONSHOT
Crying together made them realize that they had a lot more in common with each other than they thought. --ONESHOT-- --Win/Rose friendship fic--

Her Tears, His Nightmares- Romance/General; RATED K. IN-PROGRESS. 8 CHAPTERS.
She thought no one could see her tears, but he knew every time she cried. Series of Ed/Win one-shots.

Sepia- Angst/Family; RATED K. COMPLETE. ONESHOT
Edward Elric has always hated the color brown.Quotes :3

~"I think it takes a lot of courage for a man to admit he's a prostitute." - Sarah

~"We don't want kids stealing our bibles." -My youth pastor, Brad

~"Oh yeah, I'm gonna steal my mom's eyeliner!" -Justin

~"I got hit by a truck. I was looking for the candy man in the pothole." -Taryn R

~"If you drop my apple, it's 20 dollars." - Nicole

~"Do you like the texture of bananas?" --Alex

~"Natalie, when your brain grows it doesn't get pointy!!" --Nicole

~:me: 'Stupider''s not a word Meagan! :Meagan: well it is in MY dictionary. :kagz-inu4-evr: Yea, the stupid dictionary. :me: Well we KNOW it's a stupid dictionary; Nicole stole some pages from it! :Meagan:--turning to nicole-- so YOU were the one who stole those pages. :Nicole: --looks away--

~:me:...NO INU!! DON'T DIE!! SAVE HIM FLUFFY! B A GOOD BIG BROTHER!! kagz-inu4-evr -_-' :me:--still shouting-- DONT WALK AWAY FLUFFY! AND FICKIN BEAT JAKKEN UP!! KISSY KISS HIM RIN! :kagz-inu4-evr:wtfbh... :me:--cries-- STOP BEING MEAN 2 INU U VILLAGERS!! DON'T FEEL SRY 4 URSELF INU!! WE LUB YOU! --...this is what happens when I have root beer, Inuyasha, and texting at the same time...

~"BAD! BAD PERSON! DON'T EAT AT MCDONALD'S!!" --me, yelling at the car in ront of us (you can guess why... :3)

~"BLOODY FIVE!!" --Nicole

~"I think that Michelle knows that when I say foot, I mean don't." -- My Aunt Marie talking about the T9 on her cell.

~:my uncle Pat: Can you believe that in 19 days it's Gabby's birthday! I cant believe that she's gonna be 7! :grams: ...Gabby's going to be 6." :uncle Pat: "6, 7, it doesn't really matter."

~:me: Can I help with anything? :grams: Yea. :me: ...well, with what? :grams: me not going crazy! :me: Oh. I can't help with that, I'm already insane! :3

~"Those stupid hermit crabs stole all the warm water!!" -- Me, in reference to the ocean being freezing cold

~It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit -- Harry S. Truman

~Whoever said that nothing is impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door

~Individuality. Great in everything except police lineups.

~Eat a good square meal, buy more things in boxes.

~Don’t accept drinks from strangers, introduce yourself.

~Be yourself. It’s easier to remember your name.

~weird is good, strange is bad and odd is when u don't know what 2 call someone

~If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Someday you'll take a picture of your friends, and put it in a photo album with plans on never losing it.
Someday you'll realize a flaw in something you trusted to be perfect.
Someday you'll regret because we all do.
Someday you'll lose some one you love, but not necessarily because of death.
Someday you'll wish time moved a little slower, or maybe you already do.
Someday you'll pray like you've never prayed before.
Someday you'll want something so bad that you'd die for it, but you won't get it.
Someday you won't care that you aren't rich, and you'll find a friend who doesn't care that you are.
Someday you'll recognize the change, either in a positive or negative way.
Someday you'll look back on that picture and get butterflies because you miss it, and you know it.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. (So where did the gay people come from...)
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Why do we sleep in church, but stay awake through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly friendster message, Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Repost this!
80 of you wont repost this. O_o
The Lord said: 'If you deny me in front of men, I will deny you in
front of my FATHER'. GOD RULES!! (literally. XP)

"Studies show intelligent girls
are more depressed
Because they know
That the world can lie
I don't think for a bit that they sit
around and think everything's
gonna be alright...
They know who: sides, shadow;
shapes, a devil, an angel;
no in-between.
She speaks in third person
so that she can forget that she's me."

--From Cinderkit2's quote on gaiaonline

Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely covers anything? Isnt it funny that you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

Are you laughing?

Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing

Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS

Keep on laughing

Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or her family

or her LIFE

BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING
BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH
OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND
BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES
ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT
ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET
ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE
ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS

Keep on laughing
If you didn't laugh at this then put this on your profile.

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION (or used to not have one), so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. (Do women even HAVE those?!)

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (wtf?!)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

GOD BLESS!

~Jillian