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since: 07-13-06, id: 1089803, Profile edited: 08-14-08
country: Canada
Author has written 28 stories for Star Wars, Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, Mummy, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Prince of Tennis, Class of the Titans, Ninja Turtles, Transformers/Beast Wars, Misc. Books, National Treasure, Aliens/Predator, Supernatural, Misc. Movies, Harry Potter, and Numb3rs.

Yo! My name is Jennifer, I'm your average 18 year old girl from Canada. I'm a Computer-hermit, I'm no were as smart as to when it comes to hacking into computers, but I'm smart enough to get around, wish I could hack tho that would be cool! anyway I like many things, but the things I hate are very little, like large crowds-two many people!- and school -its the homework, and the people-, oh and I hate it when people pick on people that are smaller and defenseless, there just cowards, oh and I hate flamers, geeze if you dont like a story just say so, instead of getting all mean about it and saying you should quite writing for the rest of your life, geeze they all want attention thats why they rant. I support the gay community all the way, you just can't help with who you love! Remember boys and girls "The heart is a heavy burden to carry" or something like that! I love cowboys! I want my rancher rugged dirt, horse smelling rancher boy, hat and all! Damn I love my cowboys, and may I say Jake Gyllenhall looked hot in Brokeback! oooo! and Orlando Bloom in the third Pirates movie looked hotter then ever when he was the captian of the flying duchman in the end, but his kid ten years later looked girly, I say he shall be gay, savvy! I also love my brute Highland warriors from 1314, hehehe, why oh why is time travel not real?T-T...er...i also love my black smith's from that time..hehe...all the hot cool guys just have to be several centuries old, don't you all just feel cheated? I know I do!! I WANT A HIGHLANDER AND BLACK SMITH!!..

If you look below you can find some comments about certain shows I like.

CSI:Vegas

I know we all think this, but Griss and Sara seriously cut out the crap and just hook-up already! Don't you all agree, its like there dancing together, but there like so far apart it's not even gonna happen. Course well all know this. and another thing, Warrick and Catherin have a thing developing, er maybe it has gone way past a thing. i don't know. But i do know is that they aren't together, but hopefully in this new season they will be!! may we prey. Also i think there is some sexual tension going on between Greg and Nick, we all know that Greg is the wild party dude, who hits on sara alot. and nick is your neighborhood cowboy who gets laid by hookers but if you ask me, they should just bang eachother and everything is write with the world. And Seriously someone really needs to hit hodges right in the -- well you know. Doesn't someone agree with me, that guy just gets on my nerves.

CSI: Miami.

Ahh, Miami doesn't everyone want to go there at least once especially during spring break? i know i do. Now with the people in this show, there cool. Horatio is cool, and so is Alexx. but the main people there that seemed to have at least so chemistry is Eric and Ryan, i know there both guys, and i don't care. They seem just so right, almost like they complete eachother. anyway we were all terribly sad when speed died, he was just so cool. Hate that episode, doona like watching him die.

Harry Potter..

This is more of a complaint on the Seventh and final book. Poor ron splinch, ouch. Hermione the ever present book worm. And our boy wonder Harry Potter, is the most melodramatic kid in the whole book, but thats not why i'm complaining, i'm complaining because how could JK Rowling just kill our dear beloved spy Severus Snape, he was just so awsome, divin by love of a childhood friend he was on the right side the whole time, and how can anybody just not trust him! Stupid potter, and friends. And the order god!! We all understand why Snape didn't tell anyone, for perposes that i shall not name, cause i don't know them. anyway our dark scowling potions master was killed by a bloody snake! now that i have a problem with, how could they kill him with an over grown garden snake ( i know its not really a garden snake), he should have died in the final battle, proclaiming what side he was on --even if some didn't believe him--then he would have had the respect he deserved right? i know i am. Anyway the nineteen laters stick is wierd, Damn potter got a lot of kids. I like his youngest child Albus Severus, because many it was named after severus, and another question, who in the hell married Draco? thats what i wanna know, and i think there should be a sequel were its like the next generation and stuff, and like Severus apears to Albus Severus or something that would be cool. one more point. Severus should have lived and gotten a girlfriend..lol...like hermione, she smart enough for him? --

Supernatural

I know, I know Dean is a sex fiend, but I really don't think he should be straight, i mean come on all those episodes were he was mistaken for a gay man and his brother was his lover, those were cute, and i say they are totally right, i think there is like a forbidden attraction between those two and they should totally be together, Sam and Dean make a very cute pair if you don't mind them being brothers of course, i don't but they have got to be the only people i don't mind that are brothers and that they should be shagging like rabbits in the sack!! You know what annoys me the most tho? Bella, she is one caniving bitch, i don't see how Sam could be attracted to her..T-T...And Ruby, i think she's okay, she's got a few problems (mainly her attitude), but the number one person that really grates my nerves is Lillith, why does a little snot nosed brat who thinks shes all powerful (probably is) want to take over the world, why a little girl! its make sam seem, i don't know, weak i guess. his ultimate enemy besides all those Demons is a LITTLE GIRL Demon! i think there is something very wrong with this picture!

Criminal Minds

Love this show, there is no doubt about it. Reid it just plain awsome, so is Morgan. But I have to complain anyway, why did they have to have Gideon find the reason why he joined the BAU, and why the hell did they have to have Rossi come. I hate that guy, he's just so old school, tho I was positively thrilled with this weeks episode, hehehe, yha loved it when he almost, keyword almost, bitched at the guard for beating his gay son. That man created a murderer. But like all the other little comments I do for these shows I have to state a pairing I would like to have the show actually think about doing. First up is a possitively straight pairing, that's right its Morgan/Garcia. They look awsome together, and think about it how often is it you find a really hot guy going out with an overweight computer geek? and Garcia is just plain awsome. but unfortunately they gave her whats his name, the other computer geek. (guy who plays Xander from Buffy). The next up is Hodge/Prentiss, yes I am perfectly aware of how they had his wife run out on him, but seriously I think these two have chemistry. There both stiffs...lol...anyway I just think they would match up. Now for the positively gay pairings. First up is Reid/Morgan, they also look cute together, yet another jock/geek pairing, I'm beginning to get the feeling I have a love for these types of pairings. Anyway as I was saying, they look awsome, he is just so smart (Reid) and the other is not so much up to Reid standard. ;). and the other Gay pairing would have to be Hodge/ Gideon, don't ask my why, because not even I know why, they just seem, I dunno, connected to eachother in some wierd cosmic way. Never question the cosmos it knows all.

NCIS

Another show that I just positively love, T-T McGee so should have gone to Iraq! I think he deserved it for putting up with DiNozzo for so long, come on having to deal with the nickname Probie had to have one great big feat right? Ziva is awsome as always. Anyway I don't really have a complaint about this show considering everything they do it just awsome, i even loved the episode where DiNozzo was framed for murder! Loved how Gibbs did everything from his basement, I know that Jenny Shepard killed that man. Revenge can color any mans heart. She was totally clouded! But it happens to the best of us, tho some don't go around murdering the people we want to take revenge on, but I'm sure some convicts have done it tho. anyway about the pairings for this show, I got at least a few gay and straight, so here they are. First up, DiNozzo/McGee. I love it, yes once again it is the jock/geek relationship. I just love how DiNozzo calls McGee Probie, love that nickname! And I love how McGee gets back at Tony with all his hightechness. Like the barking keyboard in this weeks episode it was positively halarious, had me barking up a storm. Next into the gay pairings, would be DiNozzo/Gibbs, cause Gibbs pops out of nowhere and scares the shit out of Tony, that and I just think theres chemistry there you know. Now for the positively straight pairings, first up: DiNozzo/Ziva, because well what can I say they are cute, and I love how DiNozzo gets exasperated with Ziva's limited english lingo. hehe..next in the awsomely straight pairings is McGee/ Abby, well because they are complete opposites and you know what they say "Opposites attract", then theres Gibbs/Abby, why you ask, because I see Chemistry and I think they would create quite a pair. That he continues to bring her XL slushies, which I wish I had in this very moment. And thats about it, no pairing for Ducky, sorry, there is no one old enough yet unless you count the other corroner lady..wink old for old you know:P.

Gokusen (drama)

another great show I have come across recently, May.10.2008, I love it! such awsomeness, why couldn't schools have an awsomely cool teacher like Yamaguchi Kumiko? or Yankumi by her students. she maybe the 3rd generation grand-daughter of the Yakuza leader, and was to become the 4th generation leader, she is called Ouji by them. but she teaches really good life lessons, wouldn't it be so cool to have a person from a Yakuza family as a teacher. it has been a life-term goal to become a school teacher just like her father. she has such passion, even if half the time she acts more like a student, and ends up saving her students from getting there ass' handed to them for some stupid mistake, even if there hearts are in the right place. now as for the students, Sawada Shin, is way hot and way cool, he is like the leader of class 3-D, the trash of Shirokin Gakuen. he is in love with her, though i think he tried to deny it, but you know on the 12th episode he says "...make that 4" cause the three adults were aguing about being rivals in winning yankumi's love, or what not, so that means he joined the fray. YEP-PEE! seriously, even if he's 18 and her 23 they would be awsome together, just like Tetsu should go with Shizuka Fujiyama (a popular teacher among the hormone driven teens), and Kawashima Kikuno should go with Shinohara Tomoya (Yankumi is practically in love with this guy). Kumai or Kuma (by his friends) should be paired up with the girl from the all girls school, who he saved somewhere between episode 3-7 (can't remember which). Even Noda could go with Shizuka, i mean he practically loves her, even if he uses his computer to look up naked or scantly clad girls. they would be cute together i have to admit.


Hey, I'm gonna name all the characters i think are hot from my fav anime!

Prince of tennis

Kaidoh

Inui

Transformers

Ironhide (so sue me, i think a robots hot!)

Class of the Titans

Herry

Archie

Odie

Naruto

Gaara

Orochimaru

Sasori

Choji

Neji

Shino

Kakashi

Bleach

Ishida

Sado(chad)

Dragonball z

Piccolo

Tein

Vegeta

Avatar The last airbender

Zuko


Can't really think of anymore anime at the moment but when I do, I will defiantly continue! Now heres a little poem.

The St.Francis Prayer

Lord, make me an instrument of They Peace--

That where there is hatred, I may bring love;

Where there is wrong, I may bring the spirit of forgiveness;

That where there is discord, I may bring harmony;

Where there is error, I may bring truth;

Where there is doubt, I may bring faith;

Where there is despair, I may bring hope;

Where there are shadows, I may bring light;

Where there is sadness, I may bring joy;

Lord, grant that I may seek rather to comfort than to be comforted;

To understand, than to be understood;

To love, than to be loved;

For it is by self-forgetting that one finds;

It is by forgiving that one is forgiven;

It is by dying that one awakens to eternal life.

Simply beautiful isn't it? It's really touching, it kinda warms my soul reading it.


Finished stories

The force Inside ~ Star Wars, a Obi-wan Anikan story...Terribly..er..corny (Stars Wars)

Never Say Good Bye, only Hello- a sad (to some) Gaara/Lee (Naruto)

Lips of an Angel ~ Zuko/Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Stop Crying ~ Momoshiro/Ryoma (Prince of Tennis)

Crashed ~ Archie/Neil (Class of the Titans)

I Surrender~ Herry/Neil (implied) (Class of the Titans)

Ready to Fly ~ Shikamaru/Choji Friendship (Naruto)

Magic Stars ~ Tomas Hewitt/OC(male) (Texas Chainsaw)

Guilted Innocence ~ George/Lennie Friendship (Of Mice and Men)

Dark Sinner ~ Implied Sam/Dean (Supernatural)

Dark Need~ Implied Sam/Dean (Supernatural)

Dark Believer~ Implied Sam/Dean (Supernatural)

Air Hostess~ Implied Shikamaru/ Ino (Naruto)

Dark Nightmare ~ Implied Sam/Dean (Supernatural)

Stories Working on now

A Brothers Sacrifice~ Herry/Oc(male) (Class of the Titans)

Seven Stages~ Ironhide/Oc(male) (Transformers, movie based)

National Treasure: The Lost City~ Riley/Oc(female) (National Treasure)

Alien vs Predator: Spirit~ Predator/Oc(male) (Alien vs Predator)

AVP: Rewritten ~ Predator/Oc (female), Scar/Lex (Alien vs Predator)

Love Bite~ Kaidoh/Oc (female) (Prince of Tennis)

Man of Passion~ Creasy/Pitta (18) (Man on Fire)

Stories on hold because of Writers block

Men of Bronze~ Jonathon/Imhotep (The Mummy)

High School! Eh?~ Donatello/Oc, Michealangelo/Oc, Raphael/Oc, Leonardo/Oc (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Stories yet to come...

So far nothing is being created on my mind! currently trying to finish the other seven, which is tough by the way when half them got me on some wierd type of writers block!


Copy and Paste:HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--


I also have two stories on Fiction Press that I'm working on, they are Lengo Scuri, and Freedom Art. If you would like to take a gander at these then please go right ahead you can go there with this link.

www.fictionpress.net/~darkfever

Have a wonderful evening see yha!