| Panda-Chan21 |
Author has written 16 stories for Naruto. Hey there! Ninja Info: Name: Panda-Chan21 (AKA Panda, Akara, Panda-chan, Tori, Tori-kun, and DumDum) Height: 5'4" Eyes/hair: brown/brown-black Likes: Naruto, food, tv, computer, Ipswitch (my guitar), and making friends with the voices in my head. I like the colors red and black. A lot. A lot a lot. Dislikes: trolls, people harassing me on RPGs and YouTube, and flames (flamers will be shot). Things I do: I go into angst-mode a lot (this is just how I am, so nyah). I love drawing, and my stories are not to be trifled with. Piss me off, and I shall not hesitate to go Itachi on you. That's all. I'm kinda depressing at times, too. Okay, I'm done. Wait, no...okay, yeah, I'm done. Fave Anime (in order)- Naruto, FMA, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Bleach Fave Characters: Naruto: Gaara (because he gets me...) Naruto(again, he gets me. And I love ramen.) Kankuro, Neji, Itachi, Kakashi (lolz, they're all awesome) Deidara (not as much anymore, because he killed Gaara) Tobi (because Tobi is a good boy) Haku (he reminds me of myself when I was innocent...about when I was three years old, if I'm not mistaken...) Hidan and Sasori (Hidan because he cusses, and Sasori because he's cool like that, yo) And finally...Sakura! (Notice: No Sasuke! I don't like him.) FMA- Ed (he's hot, but not as hot as Gaara) Al ('cause he's cute) Mustang (because it's funny when it's raining and he can't use fire) Hawkeye (she pwnz) Armstrong (tres funny!) Envy (cause Homunculi are awesome like that) NGE- Shinji (lolz, he's so innocent and cute) Rei (she pwnz) Misato (she equally pwnz) Asuka (she's a lot like myself, only she's German and a slut) Bleach: Ichigo (he's rad) Rukia (because I look sorta like her) Kon (OMG! KAWAII!) Oh my God, I have a DA account... This is my FAC, and my YouTube. Go to the YouTube account for fun vids, go see my art and faves on DA and FAC! This comic right here explains chapter two of Outtakes: Naruto Style! Here's Kakashifan's gallery on Sheezyart, as well as Snowdrak's and Hellpoemer's Deviantart. Watch their flashes! They're great! I dare you to look at the following links and not laugh. I dare you. You are an IDIOT!, Bitching About Orochimaru, Gaara...OF THE FUNK!!, Respect the Funk, LOGGED!, Mickey!, Rukia and Sasuke: Twins?, The Original Plan of the Legendary Three, Team Seven and Gaara have cracked, Blow it, Kanky!, Shippuuden at the Cinema, Practical Joke, Shukaku Meets Gaara, Check this out: The inspiration behind Gaara's Haunted Toaster! When life gives you lemons, start writing!- Anonymous Sasuke grabbed the nearest object, which happened to be an Encyclopedia Brittanica, and bashed it over Naruto's head. -pockymarawr (read Darker shades of Grey. It's on my faves, and it's really good!) In Soviet Russia, flames burst into water.-Nick Chibis, Chibis everywhere, but not one to eat...-me I'm special too. Tonight I'm counting the pretty buckles on my white jacket before I go to sleep.-Kay-chan, when she reviewed Maria's fic, It All Started. Read it! Read it NOW!! Mr. Computer, you suck! You suck worse than the suckiest suck that ever sucked!-Me yelling at the school computer when it kicked me off Fanfiction.net It's you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.- me talking to Jackie. Lizzy! I'm gonna take over the front office. We're gonna need some rope, duct tape, an eggplant, some donuts, and a pig. ANY QUESTIONS?!-me on Maria's birthday (duh) The Aburame secret technique: talking in dots.- Fluffy-chan. She's on FAC, just so ya know... People often ask me where it is that I get my ideas. (Why do I get my ideas is a close second).- Gary Larson To the Kami, if you do exist- keep this beautiful, unspoiled angel from the worst of my animalistic intentions.- Gaara's silent prayer, from the fic Panda. Read it! It's really good! (It's on my faves, it's so good...) That's so evil...but I'm all for evil so keep up the good work. -Kay-chan when she was hyper on sugar (suppresses shudder) It's true! I have the scars to prove it. -Kay-chan when she talks about any bad experience You owe us lunch! You better buy us some lunch. Or you'll end up in Hell very confused.- Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura (in that order) in The Devil's Promise Don't hate life, hate hormones.-Kay-chan explaining life Ya know, some guys are just barbie girls living in a barbie world -Arundhati (LOL) Oh please, old man, Anubis is gone. No one could survive a defeat so thoroughly devastating as that. Well, no one but Kaiba, that is. I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?-Pegasus (lol, I don't watch the show, I just thought this was funny. Read Nintendo Queen's stuff, she actually reads and watches Yu Gi Oh!) GASP! It's a sign of the apocalypse. EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.-Kay-chan hyper (again) AGH! It's the apocalypse. Office products falling from the sky.-Patrick from Spongebob What happened to Gaara the Predator?! HE WENT PANSY AND RAN AWAY! GAARA THE PREY ISN'T KOSHER!- from the fic Confessions of an Insomniac. Read it! It's hysterical if you like Gaara! You all need to be stabbed in the eye with a really hot french fry.-Me after I was ten minutes late to school (Mind you, school doesn't start until eight thirty...) Can you two try not to kill each other while I'm gone?-Maria When life gives you lemons, wing em back and get your own.-Me It's not my fault you're stupid.-Deni (Another Friend) We need you to calmly...RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!-Alex after too much sugar I shake my fists at you. Watch as I shake my fists at you. SHAKE!-Anatha (When she's crazy) Purple polka-dotted, penguin printed, prickly pickled pink panther plywood.-Ki-chan and Kay-chan at lunch Ki-Chan, you only did that once. You only should worry if you do it over and over again in one day. That's when you say, 'walls are my enemy, I need to avoid them...crap, they're everywhere.'-Kay-chan explaining something to Ki-chan after she ran into a wall Hi floor, MAKE ME A SANDWICH!-Gir (Squee! I love Gir!) You aren't a bad actor. You were acting like a bad actor.-Maria after theatre class Me? Pregnant? Well, look at this way- It's like I'd be on my period for nine months. Imagine all the glorious mood swings and bitchy moments. Won't that be fun?-Kay-chan was taking a Seto Kaiba quiz and it asked her what she would say if he wanted kids and she didn't so she said that ...I will now indulge myself in chocolate and Pride and Prejudice.-Kay-chan after school We're all freaks. And if you're not a freak, than you're a loser. And if you're not a loser, I don't know what the hell you are.-Kay-chan explaining some facts of life Yugi's my little cutie-pie.-Ki-chan Your what's over the who now?- me Sometimes I drift off into my own little world. But it's okay! They know me there! -Me | |||||||||
1. Coming Out of the Closet 2: Konoha Gone Crazy! » reviewsIt's the weekend after the closet incident, and things are pretty much normal: Sakura and Gaara are together, and Sasuke has meds. But when a jutsu goes wrong, will the village suffer? Or will it laugh its head off? GaaSaku, Sasu CrackNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 10-2-07 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete2. Konoha and Suna Theatre Troupe 7: Sweeny Todd » reviewsThe Troupe's back with a vengence, and with a new play to boot! Chaos, gore, and a demented barber run rampant as the gang try to put on their first musical. What happens when Naruto meets Sweeny Todd? Insanity, that's what!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 1-26-08 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete3. The Masque of Red Death » reviewsIt was then their two worlds collided. But the reaction they had was way more than just the normal reactions associated with meeting Sabaku no Gaara. GaaSaku story.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,307 - Reviews: 244 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 4-5-07 - Gaara & Sakura H.4. Story of a Girl » reviewsThis is the story of Yashara no Akara, the Red Demon of Kiri. This is a story of her life as a new Suna ninja, the friends and enemies she makes, and the demon she began to fall in love with. GaaraOC Rated T for Language, and certain adult themes.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,668 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 4-13-09 - Published: 6-27-08 - Gaara5. Series of Events reviewsA series of events in the lives of Gaara and Sakura. GaaSaku. Some AU. Featuring the music meme!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-24-09 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete6. Muffin reviewsKaori, Kankuro, and Temari get curious about what Akara and Gaara are doing in the kitchen. GaaOc Crackfic.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-24-08 - Gaara - Complete7. Outtakes: Naruto Style! » reviewsHow the heck do the characters of Naruto manage to act out those fight scenes and awesomely cool plotlines? Apparently, they can't do it as perfectly as everyone thinks... Crackfic!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 8-23-08 - Published: 12-1-07 - Gaara8. Une Image Dans la Verre reviewsAn image in glass. Oneshot for GaaraOC.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-8-08 - Gaara - Complete9. Gaara's Haunted Toaster reviewsGaara and Temari try out their haunted toaster. Based off The Amityville Toaster from Foamy the Squirrel. Rated T for language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-4-08 - Gaara & Temari - Complete10. Journey reviewsA small town girl from Konoha goes on a midnight train heading anywhere. A city boy from Suna gets on a midnight train heading anywhere. When the two meet, they begin a wonderful journey. GaaSakuNaruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-13-08 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete11. Coming out of the Closet » reviewsGaara, Sakura, and Sasuke have been way too quiet for way too long, so Naruto gets a brilliant idea: Lock the three in a closet, and leave them there for a few days! Caution: Crack, OOC, and OC abound!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 199 - Updated: 9-28-07 - Published: 5-19-07 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete12. Kohona and Suna Theatre Troupe7: Romeo and Juliet » reviewsWhen Shino gets a bright idea, will the two villages suffer? And what's with the blackmail, acting, and really weird plays? What do you think happens when Romeo and Juliet meets Naruto? Laughs, fun, and really weird rehersals!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,782 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 3-22-07 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete13. Before He Cheats » reviewsSakura finds that Sasuke isn't as faithful as people think. So when she sees him at the karaoke bar, what will she do for revenge? Team 7Gaara centric, songfic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 7-13-07 - Published: 3-30-07 - Sakura H. & Gaara - Complete14. Don't Lose It! » reviewsWhen one of the Emos lose their cool, what happens? Laughs and bewilderment ensues, that's what! Now expanded to include all the Emos and their different emotions!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 3-1-07 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete15. Bothering Orochimaru » reviewsWhen bordom strikes, Naruto and Sasuke go Sannin bothering!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-30-07 - Published: 3-2-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
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