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PervyNinja

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since	: 06-10-08, id: 1600787, Profile Updated: 10-30-09
country	: Denmark

Author has written 13 stories for Naruto.

Yo! PervyNinja here :waves:
(UserID explanation: comes from my love for Jiraiya-sama + the fact that I'm just as pervy as him x)

About me
Name: Sarah
Sex: Female
Age: ~too young to feel proud of it x_x
Orientation: Bisexual
Location: Denmark
Understands: English, Danish, German, French, Spanish (+ a little Japanese)
Occupation: Is 'being bored at school' an occupation?

Knowing me better 10 random facts
1. Next after my father, I'm the tallest in my family (we're like a head taller than everyone else. strange genes are strange)
2. I always jump/fall out of my bed and I jump/fall into it as well (Seriously, I never get in or out of my bed like a normal person and it's not even on purpose!)
3. In real-life I'm very anti-social, but online I'm far from
4. I'm sort of slow and most people don't seem to know whether to take me seriously or laugh when I go 'eh..what?' for the 6th time.
5. I laugh at the most stupid and weird things (I wonder if that means I watched a bit too much Simpsons and Southpark when I was younger)
6. I watch Dr. Phil. Everyday. Every single day. I freak if I miss it one day (seriously)
7. I have 15 piercings. 6 of them are facial piercings.
8. I love anything that supposedly brings bad luck (black cats, broken mirrors, friday 13th, etc)
9. I'm like a cat when it comes to cream (I love licking it up from a bowl)
10. I'm not a pervert.. I'm a SUPER pervert! :does Rock Lee pose:

Favorites in fiction (at the moment)
Fandom: Naruto
Character(s): Mizukage = yum Pairing: Kisame x Gaara
Genre: Fluff D:
Kink: Cross-dressing

Out of boredom one night I decided to do what I call my song-stories. It's basically just like the ‘ten songs meme’:
1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble or draw a picture related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble/drawble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it’s over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.

Except for #1 where I decided to pick 10 different pairings instead of one, which I wrote down beforehand and #2 where instead of shuffling all my music, I choose to only use a playlist I named 'Feel Good'. I have too many sad/angry/depressing songs, and I didn't feel like writing anything like that. So.. all stories came out fluffy and luffy instead x)

List of my song-story pairings:
1. Iruka/Naruto
2. Itachi/Kisame
3. Kiba/Shino
4. Shikamaru/Neji
5. Gaara/Kakashi
6. Orochimaru/Kabuto
7. Jiraiya/Iruka
8. Sai/Naruto
9. Kakashi/Jiraiya
10. Kankuro/Kiba

I hope you'll have fun reading them, I know I did writing them. I get crazy when I do meme's and when I get crazy I get over-excited x) Also they are all posted under the rating 'T' because I suck at figuring out what rating it is.

Take care & have a nice day (& go read more pr0n!!1)
~PervyNinja
:stalks off with camera to find pretty boys doing the naughty:

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1. Bath Time reviews
Shikamaru and Neji take a nice bath together. This girl sucks at summaries, the end.. Warning: boy's love-love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-22-08 - Shikamaru N. & Neji H. - Complete

2. Troublesome Day reviews
Giftfic for Sanee for being awesome! Warning: boy on boy love, Shika/Neji to be more exact. Hope someone will enjoy my randomness here.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-17-08 - Neji H. & Shikamaru N. - Complete

3. The Sailor Song reviews
#10 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Kankuro/Kiba yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-14-08 - Kankuro & Kiba I. - Complete

4. Call My Name reviews
#9 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Kakashi/Jiraiya yaoi smut, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-14-08 - Kakashi H. & Jiraiya - Complete

5. What Is Love reviews
#8 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Sai/Naruto yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-14-08 - Sai & Naruto U. - Complete

6. Bubbly
#7 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Jiraiya/Iruka yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Published: 6-14-08 - Jiraiya & Iruka U. - Complete

7. Into The Night reviews
#6 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Orochimaru/Kabuto yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-14-08 - Orochimaru & Kabuto Y. - Complete

8. Baby, It's Fact
#5 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Gaara/Kakashi yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Published: 6-14-08 - Gaara & Kakashi H. - Complete

9. Kiss From A Rose reviews
#4 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Shikamaru/Neji yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-14-08 - Shikamaru N. & Neji H. - Complete

10. So Here We Are reviews
#3 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Kiba/Shino yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-14-08 - Kiba I. & Shino A. - Complete

11. Happy Together reviews
#2 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Kisame/Itachi yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-14-08 - Kisame H. & Itachi U. - Complete

12. Sweet Child O' Mine reviews
#1 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Iruka/Naruto yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-14-08 - Iruka U. & Naruto U. - Complete

13. Blissful End reviews
He’s smiling, but the smile isn’t bitter or sarcastic. No, rather it’s blissful. Around him there is chaos - Warning: character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-12-08 - Naruto U. - Complete

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