A SLIGHTLY MORE IMPORTANT NOTICE: MAJOR story clean up. I'll be deleting the ones that I think are dumb. Maybe I'll rewrite them at some point, but now they're just embarrassing...

NOTICE: Summer vacation cometh, and therefore my beta-ing is back online.

Violet umbrellas and thunder and passion

Stiff plastic smiles will be the latest fashion

Fake filtered starlight and puppets on strings

These are a few of my favorite things

--PhantomInvader

NOTICE #2: Profile under renovation. Out with the old and in with the new!

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NOTICE # 3: I should give you a link to my deviantART page: http://phantominvader.deviantart.com/

Shit about me:

Name: ...Phantom

Age: 16

Hair: ...I love fucking with my hair, it's always some weird color. XD

Eyes: Brown

My Birfdai is June the 18th.

Celebrate :D

And that's it.

Oi...I'm not that interesting am I? XD

NEW DEVELOPMENT!

How about a little MORE about me, eh? That'll be fun.

Now, I trust you all not to be offended by anything I say that is blunt and or vulgar.

If you are...well then I'm better than you, aren't I?

I think my first name is kinda cool, because almost nobody else has it. Only one girl at my school has the same one, but still. It rocks. No, dum-dum. Phantom is not my real first name.

Hint: It's a boy's name in Wales, and it means "Hill" in Welsh.

ANYWAY, I like to write. I think I do an okay job at it. I write for fun, for school, or just when I need something to do. No matter what reason, though, I always try to put my best effort into every piece. Otherwise it's just not worth it.

I do not have a religion, and I am reluctant to call myself an Atheist because a lot of people find the term synonymous with "I hate God. I think all you people who believe in God are idiots".

I don't really care what you believe in. I come from an all Catholic family that whisper behind my back when I come to visit. It's when people try and impose their beliefs on me that I get angry, and I will yell and fight until I decide that there is no point.

I am a supporter of gay rights, I think gay marriage should be entirely legal, and I think the people who believe that being gay will send you a one way ticket to purgatory are out of line. It's not all right for two people of the same sex to love each other, but it's perfectly fine for people to verbally (and even physically) assault them? Forgive me if I don't see the logic.

I am short-tempered. If you catch me at a bad time, I'm sorry if I'm snappy with you.

However, if you yell at me for a review I left you on any one of my accounts, I am not sorry. I do not flame. I tell you what is wrong with your story and if you're lucky, how to fix it. I do not personally attack you in my reviews, and I do not deserve to be screamed at ALL CAPS and ch@tsp33k just because I told you what I thought of your work.

I've nothing else to say, really.

Read on, or I'll send my cat after you all.

He won't bite or scratch, but he'll, like, piss all over your valuables.

--Phanny

Favorite Stuff ~

Bands/Singers: Evanescence, Fall Out boy, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Everlife, Panic! At the Disco, FLOW, UVERworld, Yellow Generation, My Chemical Romance, Yellowcard, Switchfoot, Youhna, Nana Kitade, Tears for Fears, Bon Jovi, Avril Lavigne, Paramore, Katy Perry

Shows: Danny Phantom, Invader ZIM, Friends (Iunno why, actually o.O), Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, D. Gray-Man, Chrno Crusade, Kim Possible, BLEACH, Ghost Whisperer, House, Moonlight

Movies: Donnie Darko, Sleepy Hollow, The Nightmare before Christmas, Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Carribean( 1&2), Harry Potter (All), Edward Scissorhands, Hairspray, Little Miss Sunshine, Horton Hears a Who!, Coraline

Animals: Cats (-GASP-) and any other feline,really. Birds of prey, Wolves, Foxes, and Orcas.

Colors: Black, blue, neon green, red, purple, and dark pinks if I'm in that kind of mood.

Books/Stories: Warriors, Sherlock Holmes, Alice in Wonderland, The Tell-Tale Heart, The Monkey's Paw, Maximum Ride, Douglas Adams, 1-800-Where-R-You, Geography Club, Lemonade Mouth, I Am the Wallpaper

Contrariwise, Least Favorite things ~

Bands/Singers: Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, any other of those little teenybopper robots that Disney squeezes out like toothpaste.

Shows: Life With Derek, Spongebob, Back in the Barnyard, Out of Jimmy's Head, American Dad, Robot chicken, and anything that uses gross-out humor to the point that it's the ONLY thing in the show.

Movies: Eragon, Child's Play, any other teen slasher pieces of shit.

Animals: Dogs. I just don't like them.

Colors: Light pink (This has nothing to do with trying to be "Uber goffik". It's just not my style.) Yellow, maroon.

Books/Stories: Eragon, Jane Eyre, Twilight, and other things that either sucked, or that I just couldn't get into.

Pairings:

Straight~

~Danny/Sam

~Tucker/Valerie

Yaoi/Yuri~

Danny/Dash

SasuNaru

OC's: ((Ask me if you'd like to use them. I'll most likely say yes.))

~DP OC's

Name: Jewel

Age: Unknown. Appearance of early twenties.

General Appearance: Neon green hair and eyes with pale gray skin. She has a lithe, almost athletic build and wears a green tank top and blue jeans.

Personality: Ruthless, greedy, and yet passionate about causes and things she feels are important. She doesn't care who gets in her way when she sees something she wants.

Bio: Ruthlessly gunned down at a protest march, Jewel holds tight to her beliefs, believing she died for what was right, and she doesn't care who else has to die for the same cause she works so hard for.

Name: Cosoma El Phantasma

Age: 1200

General Appearance: Icy white hair tinged blue, with cerulean eyes and white skin. Skinny, with red lips and a heart shaped face, wears, most often, a black cloak and underneath it, a white and blue dress, almost like that of a servant or maid.

Personality: Curious and yet wary, Cosoma has lived in the darkest area of the Ghost Zone for thousands of years. She's powerful, yet afraid to act on her own, having lived under rule and order for so long. Taking risks is not her strong suit, which is why she needs Bone to help guide her.

Bio: In the darkest Realm of the Ghost Zone, the realm of the Forgotten, there lives a king, not unlike Pariah Dark, only differing in power (Pariah was much stronger) and ambitions. This king of the Forgotten, Lord Cassius, has only sought to rule his realm flawlessly, instead of taking the risk of trying to rule the entire Zone. This has served him well, as, with the defeat of Pariah Dark, hope rose with the inhabitants of this realm. This hope feeds Cassius, keeps him stronger. Anyone who dares tell of this talent of the king, the fact that he gets stronger on their hopes that he grows weaker, get cursed into silence.

Cosoma is one of Cassius's many maidens and servants, and is fairly young and naive compared to her sisters and other workers. She, however, has a talent. She is able to commune with and understand one of the cursed ones, and with this knowledge she hopes to defeat her ruler and lead her home into the light...

Name: Bone

Age: 7000

General Appearance: A lone, white wolf with fiery red eyes and huge front paws.

Personality: Cold and reserved, but holds a soft spot for Cosoma.

Bio: One of King Cassius's advisers long ago, he heard of his ruler's weakness. No hope, no strength. Though he had planned not to tell of his king's secret, he was cursed without a chance to explain, and transformed into the white wolf he is today. For many years he thought his quest was hopeless, that he would never be free, but then he found Cosoma, who, surprisingly could understand him. With her power and his knowledge, they formulated a plan, and, hopefully, this plan will help them revive their kingdom, and maybe return Bone to his true form.

Name:Riley Matthews

Age: 13

Riley: and a half!

Be quiet! I'm trying to make you seem appealing! Do you know how hard that is?!

General Appearance: Short brown hair and green eyes. She's short. Very short. She wears all kinds of different clothes, but her default outfit is a black hoodie with a neon green star on the front and tan cargo pants. A few sketches can be found here

Personality: Riley, though she is physically thirteen, has the attention span of a gnat, and the maturity of one too. Seeing as gnats only live a few days, that's not really an encouraging comment. Though, true as it is, she is also energetic, hyper, and she talks VERY fast. She often exaggerates (if she kills a spider, she'll make it seem like it Godzilla vs. Riley TO THE EXTREME part 2: Revenge of the Riley. I'm totally serious.) and manages to get caught in the most unlucky situations than should be humanly possible. Riley has the "I wanna do something and I'm going to do it now right now" personality, which is annoying to basically everyone who is not her. She doesn't think before she acts, and though she is not one to start an argument, if her buttons are pushed, she is only too happy to join in. She is boundlessly curious. As cheerful as she comes off, she is actually very insecure because despite of her outgoing personality, she doesn't quite know how to relate to others.

Bio: Riley was--

Riley: -ahem- Allow me. I was born in a log cabin in Las Cruces, Oklahoma--

New Mexico.

Riley: what?

Las Cruces is in New Mexico.

Riley: there's a New Mexico?

Yes. I LIVE there!

Riley: This isn't about you!

JUST LET ME DO YOUR STUPID BIO.

Riley: Fine. -mutters- Rude...

Right. Where was I?

Bio: Riley was born in Galveston, Texas, but her family moved to Amity Park shortly after the birth of her little sister, Maya. Her family consists of Riley, aforementioned sister, and her father. Riley's mother passed away when Riley was nine. Riley has Aspergers syndrome and ADHD, and is often off in her own little world. She has always had an outgoing personality, and talks to people when she can, but she often can't control what she says, which renders her a bit socially off-putting. when she meets someone who will actually carry on a conversation with her, she gets attached very quickly, and is afraid to leave them alone. This is because she and her mother were very close, and when Riley left her side to go to sleep away camp, her mother was killed by a drunk driver. Riley blamed herself for the accident for awhile, until she decided that she was just tired of being sad and loathing herself. She realized she needed to move on, and she did. However, one aspect of her grief she hasn't been able to get rid of is her clingyness, and she also reacts angrily when her mother is mentioned by someone she doesn't know very well, because in her opinion, they don't deserve to know. Her father is very protective of her and the rest of his children, and is one of the few people that can understand his daughter's inner workings. Riley acts very differently around her little sister Maya, as she is much gentler when dealing with the six year old.

And now, the little copy paste thingies (Some of which I made myself) that serve no point whatsoever except for making me smile. ;)

If you think people labeling other people (i.e. Goth, prep) is just freaking stupid, copy paste this into your profile.

If you really dislike homophobes saying that yaoi and yuri are unholy and that we're all going to hell, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like slash, femslash, yoai and yuri and you don't know how the fuck that happened, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think plagiarism is a stupid, pointless crime, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list: PhantomInvader

If you realize that this ain't a scene, it's an arms race, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you don't believe this statistic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are sick of all these copy and paste things and want it to stop, leave this piece of shit alone and pat yourself on the back for a job well done.

If you know the difference between "its" and "it's", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud procrastinator, copy and paste this into your profile whenever you find the time.

My Muses:

Myro: (Mee-roh) My first muse, often making an appearance due to my inability to write action sequences. It's not my fault I can't write them! But Myro helps me through it, often making them better. Still, I mostly avoid writing them as often as I can, because when Myro and I are sharing space in my mind, we argue a bit, and then he stops helping me. Basically he's a lot more trouble than he's worth, but he does come up with some pretty good stuff now and then.

Ark: A mutant from a distant planet. Keeps to himself, but helps me keep Myro under control when we get into one of our many fights. He's quite an angsty guy, and you can tell I ask him for help as often as I can. I'm a sucker for angst. But I often think about the angst, and never put it in my stories because of fear that no one will like it, leading to several disagreements between the two of us.

Lyra: My fluff muse. Always there to help me with the fluffy romance I'm known so well for nowadays. She defends me when the other two don't agree with what I write now and then, and she's not often mad like Ark, because I write fluff whenever I get the urge, and I don't keep it pent up inside. She's great but if she's finds any possible Mary-sues in my head, it's like war.

Riley: Yes she's my OC as well as one of my muses. She's hot-headed, stubborn, and oppositional to about everything I say or think, but she's all right and doesn't bother me all the time. But when she wants something done, she'll pester me until it's finished.

If you are sick of that stupid Bunny, and like cats better:

／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７ 　- meow?
l、 ~ヽ
じしf, )ノ

Buahhahaahah

Favorite quotes: (Under construction)

Will: Where's Elizabeth?

Jack: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, like she promised, and you're going to die for her, just like you promised, so we're all men of our word, except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.

~Pirates of the Carribean (Hilarious quote? No, but it makes me smile.)

Warning to all my readers: It takes me, like, FOREVER to update some of my stories. Sometimes I'll update one, and then I'll update it again really quick because I'm in the zone but it doesn't really last. All of my stories will be finished at some point unless I directly state that I've discontinued them.

Just a heads up.

Thanks for putting up with me--you guys are awesome. :DD Keep reading!