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Author has written 21 stories for Disney, Moulin Rouge, Phantom of the Opera, Stargate: SG-1, Harry Potter, Misc. Movies, Beauty and the Beast, Star Wars, House, M.D., King Kong, Firefly, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight. Greetings y'all! So you've decided to come check out my profile. Real Name: Classified. Just call me PK or Kat. Location: Classified. If you knew that, the men in white coats could find me. Favourite Movies: (Okay, this you can know) Night at the Museum, Pirates of the Caribbean, Indiana Jones trilogy, LXG, Star Wars Ep. 4,5,&6, Phantom of the Opera (2005), Arsenic and Old Lace, Anastasia, Sleeping Beauty, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, Mary Poppins, Dirty Dancing, Charade, The Ghost and Mrs. Muir, King Kong, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, Muppet Treasure Island, House of Wax (the one with Vincent Price), actually anything with Vincent Price, Alfred Hitchcock movies: especially Psycho, Casablanca, The Maltese Falcon, and Hot Fuzz. Favourite TV Shows: House, Bones, Futurama, Gilmore Girls, The Soup, Family Guy, The Twilight Zone, Firefly, Disney's Zorro, MASH, CSI, CSI: NY, NCIS, Lie to Me. Favourite Books: The Phantom of the Opera, Anything written by Dashell Hammet, Sherlock Holmes, Pride and Prejudice, Harry Potter, Nancy Drew Mysteries. Favourite Music: Panic at the Disco, Flogging Molly, Fall Out Boy, The Killers, Anything Haunted Mansion, Thriller, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Henry Mancini, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Frank Sinatra, Cats Soundtrack, Moulin Rouge Soundtrack, Phantom of the Opera (esp. Music of the Night), anything 80s. A Little About Me: First off, I love the Haunted Mansion (the ride, not the movie) and Disney World. Right now I mainly write oneshots, but there are a few longer stories in the works. I am a chocoholic and can't live without my coffee. Actually, some of my best ideas come when I'm coffee deprived. Go figure. I'm a dancer. I dance mostly jazz, tap, and hip-hop, but I'd like to learn ballroom and swing. When I'm not beating up my trig book, I work at my school's theatre. And I think I am one of the most random people on this planet. Just ask CrystalDragon791. Things That Irk Me: How 'These are a Few of My Favourite Things' is played as a Christmas Song. How are they related? It was sung during a thunderstorm. People who are posers. Teachers that explain things as if you are three. How the news spent forever going over the death of Anna Nicole Smith. Things The World Could Do Without: Trig. Check me out on DeviantArt: http://phantomkat813.deviantart.com/ Favourite Quotes: You are brothers, for God's sake. North wins, slavery's bad. Sorry to burst your bubble. But South you get the Allman Brothers...and...NASCAR. -Larry, Night At the Museum. Monkey! -Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean. Beast: I want to do something for her...but what? Cogsworth: Well, there's the usual things, flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep... -Beauty and the Beast Welcome, foolish mortals to the Haunted Mansion. -The Ghost Host (AKA Paul Frees) The Haunted Mansion God, when this is over do I need a drink. -Shelia, A Chorus Line (the stage show, not the movie) Benny! Tell 'em what a bum you are! -Nathan Detroit, Guys and Dolls (again, the stage show, not the movie.) Procrastinators unite...tomorrow. You never really know what walking like Capt. Sparrow is like until you do a couple of pirouettes without spotting. -me (after doing said pirouettes) Slow and steady wins the race, unless of course you're a cheetah and you eat the tortoise and run through the finish line. -me Sanity is overrated. -a t-shirt I have. By the power invested in me by the state of intoxication... - B.J., MASH No wonder they execute people at dawn. Who wants to live at six A.M.? - Hawkeye, MASH Emotion looks the same whether you are a suburban housewife or a suicide bomber. The truth is written on our faces. - Cal Lightman, Lie to Me Who ate all the Pecan Sandies? - Roger, American Dad Look, listen. I know why you choose to have your little... ahem...group therapy sessions in broad daylight. - Joker It's Gibbs. I know it's wrong, but something about his silver hair gets me all tingly inside. - Abby, NCISLook, I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life, because I know, in my heart, you're the only one for me. - Ike Graham, Runaway Bride. | |||||||||
1. The Principle of the Thing » reviewsSet before the events of The Dark Knight, a girl joins Joker's mob. This is how she got roped into all the shenanigans and mayhem he creates. Rated for safety and possibly for later chapters.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 3-8-09 - Joker2. CSI: Gotham reviewsA crime scene investigator comes to reprocess a murder scene and guess who returns to the scene... Rated for safety.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-26-09 - Joker - Complete3. Make A Wish » reviewsWilson calls Audrey up for a favour. Companion piece to Of Sound Mind and Body. Please R&R!House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-9-09 - Published: 2-26-09 - J. Wilson4. The Waters of Life » reviewsSet after Pirates 3. Basically the story of Jack's search for the Fountain of Youth and the trials and consequences that go along with his quest. Rated for saftey.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-12-09 - Published: 2-4-09 - Jack S.5. Of Sound Mind and Body » reviewsHouse's life is changed when he receives custody over the daughter of a deceased patient.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,470 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-1-09 - Published: 12-7-08 - Complete6. Beauty and the Beast: A Complete Trainwreck Parody » reviewsThe classic story of Beauty and the Beast with completely random things happening to the characters. If you like all things random and Beauty and the Beast, this is the story for you!Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,402 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-10-09 - Published: 12-5-077. Cry Baby Cry reviewsSet after BDM. Zoe's thoughts on the passing of Wash.Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-10-09 - Zoe - Complete8. Regret and Recovery reviewsA little something that just hit me one night. Set after the capture of Kong, Englehorn's thoughts of the voyage and the capture of Kong with a bit of Jimmy thrown in.King Kong - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-1-09 - Complete9. The Raven reviewsHaunted Mansion Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven" HM style with a twist. 'Nuff said.Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-12-08 - Complete10. Episode V: The Confrontation That Really Happened reviewsOne-shot parody of what Lucas didn't want you to see during Vader and Luke's big confrontation scene in Ep. V.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-21-08 - Darth V. & Luke S. - Complete11. Reflections of a Trapped Soul reviews[Psycho] Basically what the title says. Oneshot of Norman Bates' inner thoughts. R&R!Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-31-07 - Complete12. Hide and Seek » reviews[Haunted Mansion] Paula Andersen's brother is trapped in the mansion on a rainy night. She must find him, try not to get caught inside the Manor herself, and try to figure out what is up with the master of the house. Rated for safety and later chapters.Disney - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,031 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-31-07 - Published: 7-13-07 - Complete13. Gate Notes » reviewsCompletely random things start happening to SG1. Things like some of SGA1 showing up, John singing, and everyone doing the Chicken Dance. Enjoy!Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,754 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 5-8-0714. The Perils of Dueling reviewsSet in the Marauders' era, Lupin finds that his friends James and Sirius have been dueling yet again, but this time there are some interesting consequences that he must fix.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-28-07 - Remus L. - Complete15. Ghosts of the Past » reviewsCOMPLETE! Juliet Morgan comes to Paris to write, but when she moves into her new apartment she gets more than she bargained for. To help the spirit, she must solve a mystery and find out the secret of the Moulin Rouge. Please R & R.Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,121 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 6-15-07 - Complete16. Leota, the Medium reviews[Haunted Mansion] A song parody to Macavity, the Mystery Cat featuring the Mansion's very own live in psychic.Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-2-07 - Complete17. You Might Be a Redneck Wizard If reviewsThe title pretty much says it all. A radio broadcast lets a wizard know just how much of a redneck he really is.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-22-07 - Complete18. The Music Box Dancer » reviewsHaunted Mansion. A ballet dancer comes to stay at the mansion and inadvertently disrupts Leota’s work. Leota takes drastic steps to get back at her.Disney - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-11-07 - Published: 5-4-07 - Complete19. 1875 reviewsSong parody to Bowling for Soup's 1985.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-4-07 - Complete20. The End? reviewsChristian finishes writing his story and is touched in a very extraordinary way. Oneshot.Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-2-07 - Christian - Complete21. Rhymes, But No Reason reviewsDuring a seance rhyming gets a little out of control and prompts George to ask a question. Short oneshot.Disney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-2-07 - Complete
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