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since: 03-30-03, id: 363083, Profile Updated: 05-20-08
country: United States
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Author has written 17 stories for Fanfiction Poetry, X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Inuyasha, Wolf's Rain, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Hello! My name is Ari, and I write slash. There. I've said it. It's out in the open for all to see and judge. I have only three requests:

Read, Review, and don't tell Mother.

Recently, girls in my district have come to me with questions. These questions tend to be in the neighborhood of "Can you edit my fanfic? I heard from _ you were the best!" I don't know if I would go that far, but I've had my hand in the craft for a long time.

Because of this, I've found a great many resources. One of the best has to be Wikipedia's Fanfic Definition. It has extensive explanations of craft jargon, legal matters, and a terrific time line.

For a list of FAQ's (should fanfiction.net not have the answer), I'd suggest Chilling Effect's Fan Fiction FAQ.

Updates:

I've opened a store! Please visit:

Bandit's (AKA Phoenix) Store

And remember, no matter what the Agents say, Neo is NOT Mr. Anderson.

My Favorite Quotes:

"There's no such thing as a circle--up close, it's just a squiggly bunch of atoms."-M.S.

"When someone dies, they aren't gone forever. You just can't see them with your physical eyes." -A.H.

"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, it doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have." -Anon.

"Latinos keep you warm." -A.C.

"It's not that I want to kill her, I just don't want her to be alive any longer." -Stewie Griffen

'Am I bisexual? Well would you want to live your life with one hand tied behind your back?' -James Dean

"Once, I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out."-Rodney Dangerfield

"Are those ants?--No they're bubbles..." -C. B.

"When all attempts fail, erase all evidence that you tried." -Anon.

"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity." -Anon.

"Become a whole person before inviting someone into your life; then you'll have more to offer." -H. H.

Hey, Selbrede; I love you.

Thanks for bearing with me, fans. 'Cause that guy's all I have.

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1. Cold » reviews
R for later chapters. Basic needs can be recognized in unlikely places but what are the pairings? Short paragraphs from everyone's point of veiw, but why are they all thinking about companionship? Yaoi. Complete
Wolf's Rain - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 1-30-06 - Published: 6-28-04 - Complete
2. Once in Awhile » reviews
Inuyasha wants something from Miroku, but it isn't necessarily what Miroku hoped. If you don't like yaoi, STAY AWAY. InuXMiro Slash Ch. 2 is now UP!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 1-14-05 - Published: 11-13-04 - Inuyasha & Miroku - Complete
3. Being Captain Sparrow reviews
Rated for language, this is my attempt at a Captain's log. I was rping with some friends while on a boat, and this was the end result. R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-4-04
4. Running With The Moon » reviews
Let me take you back to when Remus, Sirius, James and Peter were teens. I wrote one for Remus! Lupin is my fav character, and it's time for him to have a bit of romance. Discontinued
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-30-04 - Published: 10-22-03 - Remus L. & Sirius B.
5. Beyond Words » reviews
This was just a little plotbunny I had, it's about a young Priestess that meets up with Inuyasha and co. whose life was destroyed by Naraku. R&R, please. XfinishedX
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,404 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-8-04 - Published: 1-10-04 - Inuyasha & Naraku
6. Paths reviews
A li'l sonfic for Inu or Kagome, not really decided, just a poetry bunny I had to use. : ) R&R!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-14-04
7. Lord of the Mutants reviews
A retarded bunch of nonsense involving X-Men characters, LoTR characters, and people of my own invention. R,R, Enjoy! Dis.: I don't own LoTR or the XMen.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-22-03
8. Artemis » reviews
This is the story of Artemis and Pandora, two best friends who are mutants. Further summary inside. Rated PG13 for future chapters. Artemis falls in love with Bobby Drake. Discontinued
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-22-03 - Published: 8-21-03
9. Harry PottedPlant: The Hallway of the Undisclosed reviews
Harry Potted-Plant and Dracula Malfoy hath return-ed! crazed laughter If you havn't read the first two stories, you'll be lost in this one. R&R, kind followers of my madness! Phoenix Archangel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-9-03 - Harry P.
10. Harry PottedPlant and The Chasam of Samurai reviews
The second installment of Harry Potted-Plant! cheer Read, Review, ya-da, ya-da. You won't understand the story if you didn't read "Harry Potted-Plant." Enjoy! Love! Funnies!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-17-03 - Harry P.
11. Harry PottedPlant reviews
Nearly harmless, very funny. It's awesome and random and Mine! Read&Reveiw! Next 2 companion stories complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-12-03 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
12. Jonny Came Home reviews
My fifth parody, and it's for Pyro as he contemplates joining Magneto.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-27-03
13. I Can't Stand to Run reviews
Ah, yes. Another one. This is just a little parody I wrote for Scott A.K.A. Cyclops.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-03 - Cyclops
14. The XMen Song! reviews
A harmless little song performed by The X-Men! Yay! Review! And, no, 'Pandora', there is no Bobby Drake. LOL
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-26-03
15. Logan's Song reviews
I parodied the song Forsaken to reflect my interpretation of how Logan might feel. R&R
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-25-03
16. The Ringwraithe Men reviews
Parody of The Highway Man, with ringwraithes and Aragorn. It's intended to be funny, R&R
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-18-03
17. LoTR Limericks reviews
Yeah, I know there are too many LoTR Limericks. Couldn't help it! *^_^ R&R! PG-13 for my vulgar sense of humor.
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-17-03
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