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Teh Spazzy Artist ( Also called PMG) prepares to dive into her subconscious- her focus is at it's peak- sweat breaks across her forehead in a sticky sheen as she deliberates what useless information to fill her profile with. She growls in frustration...after 15 minutes of staring at the screen with furrowed brows- no progress has been made. The empty page mocks her with it's shiny-whiteness and lack of character; seeming to grin at her like a Hungry Hungry Hippo that needs to be sated. (Oh noes!)

After about 30 minutes of fruitless mind-raping, cat-chasing, doing laundry, doodling on post-it notes, and baking muffins, Pocky has forgotten all about updating her profile. Her short attention-span, love for shiny things, and atrocious multi-tasking skills, have all reared their fugly heads.

Pocky plops back down in her rollie-chair; taste buds molesting the Death by Chocolate Muffin half-hanging out of her mouth. Teh Pocky stares at the monitor with an undignified mix of awe and confusion. All the while feeling an odd sense of deja vu..

Why does it feel like she is supposed to be doing something productive? Maybe- if she stares at the screen long enough, the proverbial fog will be lifted?

Her trance is soon broken as she feels something wet hit her hand. She looks down and realizes she is drooling her muffin remnants onto her arm. She promptly snaps her mouth shut and slurps to preserve the golden-brown pastry- completely unphased by the leakage. Pocky looks back up at the screen, becoming impatient with her failing memory and angsting at the wasted muffin-juice decorating her sleeve.

Then, as if by some divine intervention. . .

The muffin's chocolatey goodness suddenly surges through her bloodstream fueling her 2 neurons, thus igniting a spark of intelligence-(however fleeting). Now remembering what she has set out to do, she decides to just effin' go for it!!

HUZZAH! Finally!! At long last the page has sustenance! Her fingers give life to the unrefined jibberish running rampant in her adolescent mind! Then Zomg! A profile has been spawned !

Xx - She decides on writing a stupidly cheesey intro demonstrating all the reasons why she is not a writer;

a.) Feather-brained antics

b.) Bad grammar/spelling

c.) Lack of ideas/ organization

d.) Lazyness

e.) Sucks at multi-tasking/time management.

d.) forgettfulness- (Huh? Wha? I have a story to update? OH .M.Gee)

Teh Paw-kay deity nods in satisfaction at her supposed genius. She gets up and stretches her arms over her head in a cat-like manner, exhausted after all that strenuous thinking (she'd much rather eat and sleep all day). She pats herself on the back for her progress-about to go take a hard-earned nap to celebrate. On the way to her bed she notices some muffin crumbs on the keyboard; neglected, fluffy, beconing, and totally still edible.

She makes quick work of them, nearly purring in her ecstasy as she licks her fingers clean.

END of Retardedness. :o

-Ahem. Okay first off I am not going to give you vague witty hints at my age and appearance because you can just go to my deviant art webpage and see it all there along with some stats like age, music pref, lots of other frivilous things. :3

-But I'll list some frivilous things anyway (to amuse myself); I like mixing Raspberry Ginger Ale with Pom Juice, I have an unhealthy attatchment to sushi (I love eel), I'm die-hard girly (is a bonified pants hater), I don't really watch TV or listen to the radio except on rare occasions. Also I am an Illustration major in art school.

-As I have said (if my retarded story was any indication) I am not much of a writer (aside from poems). I am content to read and review other fics and socialize(also to draw the occasional fanart ;)

-I am currently in school but more often than not I am on this website, reading when I should be working. Yeah, I'm pretty irresponsible.

-This is a character design for ScarQueen's OC. It isn't finished nor is it the actual drawing I'm going to be working on.( it WILL be in comic form) :) But either way take a gander http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Menchi_san/Lor.jpg

And here Muffins, is a pic of Vergil Dahling dedicated yet again to ScarQueeeeen (Teh Squeenie Pwns all: 3 )http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/49609050/

THIS is a preview of the "Cover Art" for my comic; dedicated YET again to ScarQueen. Who is cracktastic, I might add. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Menchi_san/LOR_nad_VERGIL.jpg

Muahaha, this is an update on the Cover Art Progress...cackles insanely

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Menchi_san/lor_and_vergil.jpg (for meh Squeenie!!) X3

NEW FANART!! The drawing below is for the Mistress of Hilarity herself: MITTS: 3 fanart of sorts for her Seph x Cloud fic OBSESSION.

http://yumiyoukkai.deviantart.com/art/NOT-Obsessed-63456786 Hope you like D;

Hot Damn- I would not blame you if you did not read all of that . Thank you for looking. Even if there isn't anything to read other than my ranting. Lol. x3 Peace, Yo!