Hi thar~

Okay, so I have a few stories down there v but a few of them are incomplete. It is my intention - even if it takes years - to finish what I have started. If, however, I re-read one of my fics and grimace, and realy don't want to continue it, I will delete it. I won't delete anything that is completed, because it annoys me when other authors/esses on here have deleted stories that i think are brilliant, so because there's no point, i will keep them up here for good. My life is rather busy lately, so I won't be updating anything soon I don't think, though I am a frequent reader!

I've created a Rec site, where I've collected together some of the many fics that I think deserve recognition, and the just generally be read. I will be adding to it, when I have a spare day or do not feel generally brain-dead ;;;;;; http://pontchar-train.livejournal.com/484.html

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

List twelve of your characters from Naruto, in no particular order.

1. Itachi 2. Sasuke 3. Naruto 4. Genma 5. Anko 6. Jiraiya 7. Tobi 8. Temari 9. Konan 10. Rock Lee! 11. Orochimaru 12. Sasori

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Ehehe, a few …

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Actually, yeah, he’s pretty hot! Though he needs moar screentime!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Eh, things wouldn’t be so bad considering Temari is a woman, and Sasori needs another version of himself to keep his memory alive TTvTT

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

YEAH, she is such a cool character. Check out ~firefly if you’re interested cuz Konan is in almost all of her fics, and I think she’s the main char is two. And ~WhirledPeace too. Go!!

5. Would Two and Six make a great couple?

O.O WHA--? traumatized

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten. Why?

Anko/Konan, I would read it!, ANYTHING with Konan in can’t be bad …

And Anko/Rock Lee, do I even need to say anything? I just – don’t want to think about it keels over

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Hot. Very hot. They would … join in? Or watch, or supply a very erotic running commentary.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

curses self for putting Rock Lee’s name thar!!

When class clown Uzumaki Naruto wreaks more havoc than he intended in a prank-gone-wrong, he desperately tries to wane the blame onto another classmates’ shoulders – who else but the butt-ugly bug-eyes kid who sits in the desk next to him? But his plan backfires and they wind up in detention, unsupervised and very, very bored.

9. Is there anything such as One/Eight fluff?

Itachi and Temari?? Probably, but does Itachi even know Temari exists??

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Pull My Strings

(omfg wtf?!)

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

(dammit, why is Temari so difficult?!) Okay so try this on for size! “Hide and Seek” by Fightstar, (yes there is a reason for this, I did not just choose this at random from my ITunes playlist ;;;;) BECAUSE I sympathise with her, I think of her as a doting big sister to a psycho little brother, and it must be difficult to get along~ well, that’s what it’s like in Firefly’s fanfics!

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

NC-17, naturally. XX’DD Anything involving Itachi gets fangirled over. Jiraiya may be 50+ but he’s a pr0n master, right? And I swear Sasori must go around with a ‘fuck me quick’ sign on his back or something …

13. When was the last time you read a fic about five?

Anko? Shit … she doesn’t star much … hmmm lemme think …

….. O.O I mean, she’s never been the main character …. Ever.

O WAIT! There is this one fic – I’ve just tried looking for it but, dammit, for some reason I must have forgotten to put it on my favourite list – it’s about all the female ninja in Kohona having to suddenly pair up with a male ninja and get pregnant, and to help them choose their suitor, for one whole day, the male ninja have to walk around neked or something. And, naturally, Anko gets her frisky on with Kakashi. XX’DD When I find it I’ll put a link here, and if anyone knows what it’s called please can you note me!!

14. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.

Holy hell, this sounds amusing, I’m just going to insert the names:

Itachi and Tobi are in a happy relationship until Konan runs off with Genma. Itachi, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Orochimaru and a brief unhappy affair with Sasori, then follows the wise advice of Anko and finds true love with Naruto.

Lol, this makes perfect sense – Itachi and Tobi are both in Akatsuki so it’s plausible, then Itachi would naturally run to the very experienced perv he turned down, Oro, for some steamy buttsmex, then back to Akatsuki to try it with Sasori (would have preffered Dei tho XX’’D). Anko is awesome so her advice is obviously wise, and Naruto, being the protagonist of the show and the one Without Hate And Only Love, is the perfect match! (would have preferred Sasookey though … oh, my mind is so broken ;;;;;;)