Help
Home Just In Communities Forums Beta Readers Search
prettyandpink2
Feed . PM Message . Subscribe . Favorite
since: 09-01-08, id: 1682946, Profile Updated: 12-05-11
Author has written 1 story for Legend of Zelda.

Hi, I'm Randi.
I love Manatees, My Chemical Romance, & Maleficent. I'm a Scorpio & I am romantically challenged. I'm addicted to kettle chips, and I say the words "ghetto" "boss" & "beast" wayyy too much. I'm also a ballet dancer :). I live by quotes, and I really like scarfs.

Haha, but don't be afraid to say hello.
:D I appreciate anything you have to say!



Sex:

Female

Hair color:

Natural blonde

Eye Color:

Blue

Race:

White

Favorite color(currently):

Periwinkle

Favorite shape:

Octagon

Favorite authors:

Georgy Maguire, Cassandra Clare, Melissa De La Cruz, Mark Haddon, Amanda Hocking, Rick Riordan, Alyson Noel, Jane Austen, Veronica Roth.

Favorite Shows:

Harper's Island, Dance Moms, Pretty Little Liars, The Big Bang Theory.

Favorite books:

Dancing With Manatees, The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices, The Hunger Games Trilogy, Trylle Trilogy.

Favorite movie: Rent, Pride and Prejudice, Dear John, Employee of the Month, Step Brothers.

Favorite band or musician: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Emillie Autumn, Bright Eyes, Piano Tribute Players

Favorite genre of music: Piano, Alternative, Rock, Pop.

Favorite artist: Susie Ghahremani.

Favorite poet or writer: Shell Sliverstein.

Favourite style of art: Traditional.

MP3 player of choice: Ipod.

Favorite game: A Link To The Past or Clue.

Favorite gaming platform: Nintendo DS.

Favorite cartoon character: Road Runner.

1. YOUR REAL NAME:??

Randi

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Ranizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Periwinkle manatee

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Mae Parkdale

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Wilraove

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Misty Rose Coke Zero

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Aleawmn

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Ann

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Lucy

copy and pastes

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, copy this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you like to just chillax sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you are seriously obsessed with Total Drama Island, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Jonas Brothers, copy this onto your profile

If you ever thought you lost something while you were either holding it or when it was in your pocket, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this on your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this on your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs, copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE copy and paste this on your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy and paste this on your profile is you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off!

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you spend it on fanfiction.net, copy and paste this on your profile.

IF YOU THINK THAT THOSE STUPID KIDS SHOULD GIVE THAT RETARDED TRIX BUNNY SOME TRIX, COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you think Jacob Black should die...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've read Bronte, Shakespear, or Jane Austen copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever said ‘cross over to the dark side. We have cookies!’ to someone you know, copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

You're in love with a fictional character

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

Post this on your page if you Love Apollo

And here are the copy\paste things that everyone seems to have...

The Soundtrack To My Life:

Opening credits: The End by: My Chemical Romance

Waking up: Bowl Of Oranges by: Bright Eyes

First day of school: High School Never Ends by Bowling for Soup

Falling in love: Fall For You: SecondHand Serenade

Fighting: Teenagers by: My Chemical Romance

Breaking up: So What by: P!nk

Driving: Sugar We're Goin' Down by: Fall Out Boy

Flashback: When You Were Young by: The Killers

Mental Breakdown: Rehab by: Amy Winehouse

Getting back together: The Only Exception by: Paramore

Prom Night: Teenage Dream by: Katy Perry

Wedding: Happy by: Never Shout Never

Birth of a child: Born This Way by: Lady Gaga

Final battle: Viva La Vida By: Coldplay

Death scene: Letters From The Sky by: Civil Twilight

Funeral: The End by: My Chemical Romance

End credits: Welcome To The Black Parade by: My Chemical Romance

read this:

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

IThis is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

hahaha if you fell for it copy and paste it on to your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
xI'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to
hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant..
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE
.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.( i am mean)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

INTERVIEW QUESTIONS:

If you weren't you, would you want to be friends with yourself?

Depends, who am I?

Cliques? Trends? Groups?

Well I have a group of people I usually hang out with but I am pretty open to anyone.

Random Questions: (ENTER THE RANDOM WORLD!!)

How do you picture yourself in the future?

I don't know... how much farther in the future?

How random are you?

How Random are you?

What do your friends think of you?

I really wouldn't know though i am not them ...

Are you proud of anything?

Most things

MOST RANDOMEST QUESTION!: If you had all the money in the world, what would you use it for?

WORLD DOMINATION!!

What would you do if someone insulted something/one you love/like?

I don't "like" people.

Last question of this part of the interview: What's your favorite quote?

"yeah just blast an air horn let the killer know were escaping" sully Harper's island episode 10

Why do men refuse to stop and ask for directions, and women refuse to learn how to read maps?

Men are wimps . Women do not have the time

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Doubtful

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
It's Possible.

Is there another word for synonym?
Not that I know of.

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
Yes, VERY.

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
There home...?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
plant?
How would i know if it was in endangered animal or an endangered plant?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
No, it's still a fly.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Both

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Um... it is impossible..?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Yes. Animal crackers suck though.

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
remain silent?
Yeah, they have to tell that to everyone.

How do they get the deer to cross at the road sign?
They don't, it generalizes that 'this general area has deer that may cross the street'.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Because the people will get fired if they don't. Or sick. Or die.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
I'm not sure, but it's probably false. Maybe... the world may never know!

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Unsliced bread, duh.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why doesn't your Grandma drive a Giraffe to school?

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Agreed.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
Some may be a little slow, and haven't figured it out yet.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad
girls live.

I believe the correct term is "Where all the Naughty girls live!"

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

Dunno, probably not, because at one point he/she had a backbone.

It must be true that men are from Mars. Look at how the place has
deteriorated.
I agree.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Again, I agree.

If psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still
working?
Because you can't choose which lottery number you'll get.

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor since you can't drink
and drive?
To prove that you're old enough.

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations, when smoking is prohibited
there?
What, are they supposed to sell them outside like lemonade?

Do you need to use a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
No, a regular gun will work just fine.

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
Probably drives his snowplow. Or drives to work to get into the snow plow.

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on
the doors?
Because of robbers.

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
No, because the milk is never in her mouth.

If you are in a vehicle traveling at the speed of light, what happens
when you turn on the headlights?
Nothing.

Most packages say "open here"; What is the correct protocol to use if a
package says "open somewhere else?"
Open it anywhere else; except the place that says that.

Why are there braille instructions on drive-in Automatic Teller
Machines?
I have never seen one.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why is greenland all cold and icy while Iceland is all warm and green?

Why do our noses run, and our feet smell?
Because of mad cow disease.

Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
Because Reverse Physiology is fun.

Why are there floatation devices under airline seats instead of
parachutes?
I guess the airline pilots must be idiots. Or what if you crash in the water...?

Why does Minute Rice require FIVE minutes to cook?
Good advertising. Or maybe they meant to put 5 minuets.

How good can a bedtime story be if it's supposed to put you to sleep?
The point is that it should help you get to sleep faster.

If winners never quit, then why are you supposed to quit when you're ahead?
Its a figure of speech; If your first in a race and dissing all the people behind you, then you'll end up loosing.

If ghosts go through walls, why don't they fall through the floor?
Because they levitate, duh.

When you feel down, why do people ask you what's up?
People ask 'what's up' regardless of how you feel.

In horse racing, why do they award the rider and not the horse?
Because if it was up to the horse, they'd have killed the rider at the beginning.

If insects are so obsessed with bright lights, then why don't they
fly off to the sun?
Its A LOT farther away than the local lampost. 93,000,000 miles to be exact!

How are children supposed to take medicine when it's meant to be kept
out of their reach?
I guess the parents have to be cunning.

If you sneeze on your computer, would it get a virus?
No, different viruses.

Why do we close doors and windows to reduce noise, considering sound
travels better through solids?
Solids are denser than gasses, hence it's easier for sound waves to travel through gas.

Why does 'a fat chance' and 'a slim chance' mean the same thing?
Fat chance is sarcastic.

Why do we hang our clothes on a washing line instead of a drying line?
Because they just got done being washed, I guess.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Dunno, but it's abbrivated by abb.

If dawn breaks, does dusk come back together?

Probably.

Why does 'dyslexia' have to be so hard to spell?
The "disables" kids have to learn how to spell hard things to

If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done?
You've succeeded, by failing.

If sour cream expires, is it then 'sweet cream'?
No, then it's just gross.

If superman can stop bullets with his chest, why does he duck when a
gun is thrown at him?
I've never watched superman, I wouldn't know.

Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?
A one-legged duck would die.

Why do you push harder on the remote when you know the battery is dead?
Some people are just trying to revive the battery, because its too hard to get to home depot and buy a new one.

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner have to drown also?
Nope, he/she just keeps going and pretends nothing's wrong.

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Among the stars.

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon
called a yellow?
Because that would confuse the less intellegent of out kind.

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
No, thats not good advertizing.

How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but
just didn't have anything to jot it down on?
How would I know?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?
Because that would be mean.And funny

If people on psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call
you first?
maybe they are waiting for you to call them

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
BLUE CRAP

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
NO,they do not flammable means it can catch on fire and Inflammable means it will not catch on fire :)

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, and a racecar
driver is not called a racist?
Because Racist has a differnt meaning

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
because they are retards

What is the speed of dark?
the world may never know...

If you dream of your death, what happens?
you dream your death. nothing happens really

When you reach for the stars, and were successful, what do you reach
for next?

What ever the hell you feel like. Wait, you would be dead if you got anywhere near a star you would die.

Add your Pen name to this list when you copy and paste this!

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, chicago718, BadassGoodGirl3, BloodyAphrodite,prettyandpink2

Annoying Things People Do:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the
heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look".
Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they? They need their ass kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "did
you see that?".
No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare
at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Very funny!!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

THESE ARE REALLY FUNNY!! YOU JUST GOTTA READ EM'!

Really Random Quotes From Icons and Shit Like That

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips.

The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A secret admirer is only a stalker with stationary.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shit!"

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Why kill them with kindness when you can use an axe?

I have the coolest dreams. Who needs drugs?

Milk and cookies are so 1993. Give Santa beer.

I’m smiling because they haven’t found the bodies.

If it weren’t for physics and law enforcements, I’d be unstoppable.

I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.

Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

All I want is peace, love, understanding and a chocolate bar bigger than my head.

Will eat for food.

I tried sniffing coke but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose.

It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s hysterical.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Legally, it’s questionable. Morally, it’s disgusting. Personally, I like it.

Sometimes I wonder why you’re still with me, then I look at my boobs and think… Oh yeah.

Of course I'm going to drive. I'm too drunk to walk.

Do something with your life. Get me a beer.

Pride. Teamwork. Effort. We’ll have none of that bullshit around here.

Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

I’m trying to see things from your point of view but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit!

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

I'm not prejudiced...I hate everyone equally.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/xprettyandpinkx

GoodReads:http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/3461031-randi

DA:http://prettyandpink2.deviantart.com/

Tumblr: http://prettyandpink2.tumblr.com/

1. The Legend » reviews
This story takes place directly after the end of Twilight Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-5-11 - Published: 7-29-11 - Link & Zelda
Return to Top