My last Profile was starting to annoy me so here is mach Zwei

Alias: Duck

Age: 102 (ish)

Gender: Gee I don't know

Pairings I support:

Naruto: Sakura/Sasuke, Naruto/Hinata, Neji/TenTen, Shika/Ino, Sakura/Kakashi, Sakura/Kiba, Naru/Sasu/Saku, Kakashi/Kurenai, Kuranai/Asuma, Kakashi/Shizune, Shizune/Iruka, Sakura/Gaara, Kankurou/Anybody, Gaara/Hinata, and I don't mind OCs if they are written well, and I don't mind slash couples but I have no real preference or favorites amoung them, and there are other pairings but they are small time and I forgot them :(

Bleach: Ichigo/Rukia, Shunsui/Nanao, Zuraki/Unohana, Hitsu/Hina, Gin/Rangiku, Tousen/Unohana, Ganjyu/Hanatarou, Yumichika/Shuuhei, Ikkaku/Nemu, Mayuri/Kuukaku, Soi Fong/Yoruichi, Yoruichi/Urahara, Jinta/Ururu, Ishida/Orihime, Isane/Yumichika, Soi Fong/Yumichika, Tatsuki/Renji,...umm there might be a few more but i forgot them

Fruits Basket: Yuki/Tohru ,Kyo/Kagura, Haru/Rin, Haru/OC ,Hatori/OC, Shigure/OC ,Ayame/Mine Hatori/Myuko, Shigure/Mii

Harry Potter: Fred/Angelina, George/OC, George/Alicia, Harry/Ginny, Harry/Luna, Ron/Hermione, Draco/Ginny, Oliver/Katie, Snape/OC, Snape/Sinistra Sirius/OC,Remus/OC ,James/Lily ,Harry/Draco , Harry/Luna/Ginny, Charlie/OC, Bill/Fleur, Percy/Penelope, Remus/Tonks, Remus/Sirius, Pansy/George, Marcus/Angelina, Albus/Minerva, Hermione/Ron/Harry, Neville/Luna, Luna/Blaise, Harry/OC, Ginny/Blaise, and others

Prince of Tennis:Ryoma/Sakuno, Eiji/Oishi, Inui/Kaidoh, Tezuka/Fuji, Shishido/Ohtori, Atobe/Kamio, Atobe/Yuuta, Atobe/Sanada, Kirihara/Ann, Momo/Ann, Kirihara/Renji, Inoue/Shiba, Horio/Tomoka, Oshitari/Gakuto, Niou/Yagyuu, Kamio/Shinji, Ryoma/Ponta

Avatar: Katara/Aang, Sokka/Toph, Sokka/Suki, Sokka/Yue, Sokka/Ty Lee, Mai/Zuko, Mai/Ty lee/Zuko, Iroh/Tea, Toph/Zuko, Azula/Sokka, Zuko/SOng, Iroh/anybody (oh you pimp)

Rurouni Kenshin: Kenshin/Kaoru, Misao/Aoshi, Saitou/Tokio, Kenshin/Tomoe, Sanosuke/Megumi

Trigun: Vash/Meryl, Wolfwood/Milly, Knives/Milly, Knives/Vash/Meryl

Final Fantasy VII, X, and X-2: Cloud/Tifa, Zack/Aeris, Yuffie/Vincent, Auron/Rikku, Wakka/Lulu, Tidus/Yuna, Paine/Gippal, Paine/Baralai, Yuna/Rikku

Gravitation: Yuki/Shuichi, Mika/Tohma, Tatsuha/Ryuichi, K/his wife (ugh I forgot her name)

Ouran High School Host Club: Tamaki/Haruhi, Hunny/Mori, Hikaru/Kaoru/Haruhi, Nekozawa/anybody, Kyouya/Haurihi

Misc Fandom Bin: Roy/Riza, Mugen/Fuu, River/Jayne, Mal/Inara, Zoe/Wash, Simon/Kaylee, Sakura/Syaoran, Tomoyo/Eriol, Yukito/Touya, Yoh/Anna, Jun/ Li Bailong, Ren/ Pirika, Eliza/Faust, HoroHoro/Tamao, Lyserg/Jeanne, Clow/Yuuko, Fury/Havoc, Ed/Winry, Ling/Ran Fan, Christie/Mark, Kagome/Inuyasha, Miruoku/Sango, Howl/Sophie, Micheal/Martha, Usagi/Mamoru, Raz/Lili, Sasha/Milla, Me/Game, okay there are many more but I can't remember them so this list is to be continued...

And for no reason at all i will list some quotes i think are cool/funny...

humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.-Edward De Bono

"The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes."-William Congreve

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.-R. Lanz

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.-someone

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general Public. -Scott Adams

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer. Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't really trust a sane person. Lyle Alzado

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. Douglas Adams

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Douglas Adams

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Douglas Adams

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. Douglas Adams

You live and learn. At any rate, you live. Douglas Adams