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You know when you're a WWF/WWE Fan if...

1) You KNOW what The Rock is COOKING!

2) You get an A on assignment and you announce that your having a live sex celebration in class next week.

3) You do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time.

4) You know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance.

5) When you arrive in a place you've been to before and you pause and you proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!"

6) When you introduce yourself to someone you repeat your last name 10 seconds later.

7) The sledge hammer is your new best friend.

8) When your friend asks for money you yell: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONAYYY!"

9) On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be".

10) When you hear WWF these days, you have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas.

11) Or when you're talking to your friend and she/he interrupts you, you yell (just like Vince McMahon): SHHUUTTTT UUUPPP!!

12) You turn off the lights because no one respects you.

13) You know that Edge is PG-13.

14) You've watched Doom and the Marine and Behind Enemy Line III: Columbia.

15) You know someone who deserves a 'Billion Dollar Slap' by Stephanie McMahon.

16) You're favorite quote is: "Are you ready?"

17) You know three ways to use a table, a ladder, and a chair.

18) When you see a rooster you think of Vince McMahon.

19) You lie, cheat, steal.

20) You actually called/texted your friends, taken a photo, or a video when Chris Jericho returned in 2007. (A/N: Did any of you do that?)

21) You think JBL is a wrestling fraud.

22) You like to sing "Sexy Boy" at the top of your lungs whenever Shawn Michaels comes on the TV.

23) You refer a can of beer as a can of Whoop Ass.

24) You know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner.

25) You sing your favorite superstar's theme song at a live event.

26) When you go to a wedding, you hope that a WWE superstar crashes it.

27) You want to send a bill of your hearing to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams.

28) When you hear the song 'SexyBack' you think of Chris Jericho.

29) You have the urge to park your car underneath Vickie Guerrero's granny panties.

30) You try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker.

31) You have a sock named, Mr. Socko.

32) You're in love with a WWE Superstar.

33) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday nights.

34) When a countdown starts, you yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!" when it hits zero.

35) You tried to use Simon Dean's weight loss program.

36) You can name more wrestlers then family members.

37) You answer every question asked of you with "Cuz Stone Cold said so"

38) You know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7.

39) When you were young, all the kids in your class couldn't wait to go home and watch power rangers...you couldn’t wait to get home & countdown the hours till wrestling.

40) You get sad when they announce where the next Wrestlemania is.

41) You beat down your grandparents and call yourself a Legend Killer.

42) You chanted 'Yay' 'Boo' at a event.

43) You get depressed when your favorite superstar is injured.

44) You wondered why Chris Jericho stopped wearing pants. (Why the hell did he do that?)

45) You have a room dedicated to anything pertaining to wrestling(or the WWE) in your home.

46) You can quote your favourite WWE moment word for word

47) (For John Morrison, The Miz and the Big Show) You're smarter then a fifth grader

48) You thank the good Lord for Randy Orton and his no-pants wearing ways. Hehehe. He made not wearing pants a fashion statement.

49) You can name everyone on the WWE roster, including rookies, vets and crew.Signs you might be afflicted with the condition known as WRITER:

You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you.

You know the research librarian’s office, cell, and home phone numbers but can’t remember your own.

Some of the letters on your keyboard are completely worn off.

You would rather write than go out.

Your/you’re and their/there/they’re errors send you into an apoplectic fit.

You get cranky if you don’t get to write.

You’ve ever said, “The voices are getting louder; I must go write.”

When talking with others, you mentally edit their dialogue and compose tags and beats.

You’ve heard/seen something and thought, I need to write that down.

You’ve ever written a scene, outline, synopsis, or character sketch on a restaurant napkin . . . and it wasn’t a paper napkin.

You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for the pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep.

You end an argument with your spouse by saying, “Oh, wait, I have to write this down–this is the perfect conflict for my characters! Now, repeat what you just yelled.”

Getting the scene finished is more important than food, coffee, or the bathroom.

You have a momentary reality lapse and mention your characters’ situation as a prayer request in Sunday school.

A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you’re writing takes place right in front of your eyes.

The easiest way for you to deal with conflict is to go home and write it into your story.

You have filed and cross-referenced every issue of The Writerand Writer’s Digest you’ve ever received.

You purposely eavesdrop when out in public.

At parties, your method of making conversation is to discover people in the room with interesting occupations (preferably your hero’s or heroine’s) so you can conduct research.

You listen to the writer’s commentary on every DVD so that you can analyse his/her writing process.

You have a favourite line from every movie you’ve seen.

You can’t write because you’re mad at one of your characters.

You argue with said character.

You have a folder on your computer labelled “Ideas.” Some of the files within this folder have only one or two words or sentences and while they made perfect sense fifteen years ago, between the software changes in that period of time garbling half the words and your own faulty memory, you have no idea what it means or where you were going with it. But you keep it anyway because you never know, you might remember it eventually.

You drive three hours to a city where you don’t know anyone, spend another three hours driving around the city, then drive three hours home and decide NOT to set your story there.

You are more anxious about your mailman showing up an hour late than your kids.

The “sermon notes” section of the Sunday morning bulletin comes home every week filled in with ideas or scenes for your WIP.

The only magazine quiz you regularly fill out is the vocabulary quiz in The Writer—and you score at least 18/20 every time and cut it out to hang on your fridge.

Your idea of a vacation is going somewhere like Denver, Houston, Dallas, or Minneapolis to attend a writer’s conference, and you never leave the hotel.

You have a hard time explaining what you “do.”

You–hold on, I have to check my e-mail . . .

You do everything you can think of to procrastinate from writing, then turn the light on in the middle of the night and furtively write a few hundred words because you feel guilty for not writing.

You can predict the next line or conflict in just about every TV show/movie you watch.

You don’t meet “new friends”; you meet “potential characters.”

You stay in bed ten minutes after you wake up structuring the details of your dream into a novel synopsis, complete with character descriptions, setting, and costumes.

You’ve ever had to replace your bathroom flooring because you decided you could get a few thoughts written down while waiting for the bathtub to fill.

You have a cup or canister filled with pens and pencils in every room of the house—and yet you can never find a pen when you really need one. You also put the dry pens back in the cup, simply because it seems like a waste to throw away a perfectly good pen casing—one of these days, you might actually buy some refills.

Your non-writing friends/family don’t like going to the movies with you, because you don’t walk out saying, “Yeah, that was good,” you walk out saying, “If I’d written that, I would have . . .”

You spend more on “writing stuff” every year than you do on groceries and gas combined.

You text-message yourself while out and about so you won’t forget a great name, a piece of dialogue, or a story idea you saw/heard while you were out.

Conversations with friends start to include the question, “You’re not going to use that in your book, are you?”

In a group discussion/debate, you can always see the other person’s point of view—literally. You’re composing their internal dialogue, visceral and emotional reactions while they talk.

You’re never bored, because your characters are always there to entertain you.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
you watch sports on TV.
gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 12

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1.Natalya Neidhart
2.Kaval
3.Trish Stratus
4.Joe Hennig
5.Mickie James
6.Tyson Kidd
7.Stephanie McMahon
8.David Hart Smith
9.Lita
10.Ted DiBiase Jr.
11.Randy Orton
12.Edge

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No, i havn't read one and i don't want to read one

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I had a crush on Joe Hennig since NXT2

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
if Edge got David Hart Smith pregnant? that ain't possible

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
tons about Lita

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Kaval and Tyson Kidd wouldn't make a good couple

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Mickie/Lita or Mickie/Ted? Mickie and Ted because I would think they look cute together

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Stephanie walked in on Kaval and Edge having sex? She would crack up laughing

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Trish/Ted... When Trish left the WWE in 2006, Ted was heartbroken. 4 years later when Trish makes a return for one night as the guest host of Raw, she sees Ted again. How will Ted react?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Natalya/David Hart Smith? no

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
We're Better Off Friends

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?
one of my friends read Trish Stratus

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Kaval/Joe Hennig/Mickie James? no but it should be Kaval/Mickie James/Joe Hennig

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose and what would the Summary be?
I really have no idea about this one

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Natalya/Tyson/Edge? M but it should be Tyson/Natalya/Edge

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Its been awhile since i read a fic about Mickie

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Natalya Neidhart and Stephanie McMahon are in a happy relationship until Lita runs off with Stephanie. Natalya, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Randy Orton and a brief unhappy affair with Edge, then follows the wise advice of Mickie James and finds true love with Trish Stratus.


18. What title would you give this fic?
I wouldn't give this fic a title because i wouldn't write this story. All the characters are mixed up.