| Qzie |
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Misc. Books. I have never known what to write in the profile section, which has usually stayed about the same, but sometimes it’s time for a change. I could start with my name, which is Carissa, or my penname, which is CM Hanson, or why I chose the username of Qzie, in which case I would reply that it’s a long story. About four books and almost six years worth. I could tell you that I’m a college senior who is majoring in Creative Writing and minoring in Psychology and Communications (and according to Word, “minoring” isn’t a word). I also have lots of stories about college and career, high school, classes, drama, and my sister. My sister is the best. My dog is also pretty sweet. My cat is a demon. If you really want to find out who exactly I am, you can click on this. Yep, that. Don't expect much fanfiction from me- I'm more of an original-character writer. Unless I get really bored or worked up or something... it's just not going to happen. If it does, chances are that it'll be for Harry Potter and that it'll be a parody of some kind. Places You Can Find Me My blog, Qzie and the Writing Process On FictionPress And on YouTube Stories The Battle of Hogwarts Parody (First Promo) (Second Promo) Spilling Magical Blood Godric's Hollow: The Alternate Ending No's in 16 Notes The Other Side My Original Projects (multi-chaptered), all of which can be found on fictionpress under the name Qzie: Fine Line The Wonderful World of Imminent Doom Magnetic (This is a movie my friend had me write) Summary: Henry knows two things: he's doomed to be with April, and he has no idea what to do with his life. April has thought so far into the future that she's planned her own funeral. The one missing piece of the puzzle is her other half. The rest is inevitable. | |||||||
1. The Battle of Hogwarts Parody » reviewsIn which Voldemort wears a Snuggie, a pink bunny attacks Ron, McGonagall shouts, "THIS... IS... HOGWAAARTS!", war paint is poorly applied, ghosts dance around Harry, and the writers demonstrate why they shouldn't be allowed near keyboards.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-9-10 - Published: 5-3-102. Spilling Magical Blood reviewsVoldemort is abducted by a strange girl with an orange hat to late 1800's Translyvania for a fight to the death with Dracula. Who will win? AU, very OOCCrossover - Misc. Books & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-11-09 - Voldemort - Complete3. The Other Side reviews"Prongs... what is this place?" "It's the Afterlife." "It's the what?"Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-1-07 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete4. No's in 16 Notes reviews"James, if you're asking me out, I only have one thing to say to you." "You're going to say 'no', aren't you?" JPLE 7th year, and the year afterwardsHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-15-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete5. Godric's Hollow: The Alternate Ending reviewsThat fateful night in Godric's Hollow... with a surprising twist.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-3-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete