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since: 03-28-05, id: 784370, Profile Updated: 03-23-11
country: USA
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Misc. Books.

I have never known what to write in the profile section, which has usually stayed about the same, but sometimes it’s time for a change. I could start with my name, which is Carissa, or my penname, which is CM Hanson, or why I chose the username of Qzie, in which case I would reply that it’s a long story. About four books and almost six years worth.

I could tell you that I’m a college senior who is majoring in Creative Writing and minoring in Psychology and Communications (and according to Word, “minoring” isn’t a word). I also have lots of stories about college and career, high school, classes, drama, and my sister. My sister is the best. My dog is also pretty sweet. My cat is a demon. If you really want to find out who exactly I am, you can click on this. Yep, that.

Don't expect much fanfiction from me- I'm more of an original-character writer. Unless I get really bored or worked up or something... it's just not going to happen. If it does, chances are that it'll be for Harry Potter and that it'll be a parody of some kind.

Places You Can Find Me

My blog, Qzie and the Writing Process

On FictionPress

And on YouTube

Stories

The Battle of Hogwarts Parody (First Promo) (Second Promo)
About:
Exactly what it says on the tin.
Are you people seriously going to film this? Probably when we have more time on our hands. We're college kids, so... yeah.
My grade on it: A-

Spilling Magical Blood
About:
Voldemort and Dracula
Specifically:
It's about Voldemort and Dracula having a duel to the death.
My grade:
B+

Godric's Hollow: The Alternate Ending
About:
James, Lily, Harry, Voldemort, Peter
Specifically: That fateful night in Godric's Hollow... with a twist.
My grade: B

No's in 16 Notes
About: James and Lily
Specifically: It's about their 7th year, and the year afterwards. Written before DH.
My grade: B

The Other Side
About:
Sirius
Specifically:
About literally, what happened after he went under the veil at the battle at the Ministry.
My grade:
C+

My Original Projects (multi-chaptered), all of which can be found on fictionpress under the name Qzie:

Fine Line
Summary: "I hate you Holmes... I HATE YOU!" "I know... I know... but there's a fine line between hate... and love."
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rated: T
Status: Complete, parts two and three in editing process.

The Wonderful World of Imminent Doom
Summary: They thought that no war could ever rival the Interplanetary War. But thirty years later, they did it again. And they did it worse.
Genre: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Rated: M
Status: Complete

Magnetic (This is a movie my friend had me write)

Summary: Henry knows two things: he's doomed to be with April, and he has no idea what to do with his life. April has thought so far into the future that she's planned her own funeral. The one missing piece of the puzzle is her other half. The rest is inevitable.
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rated: K+
Status: Complete

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1. The Battle of Hogwarts Parody » reviews
In which Voldemort wears a Snuggie, a pink bunny attacks Ron, McGonagall shouts, "THIS... IS... HOGWAAARTS!", war paint is poorly applied, ghosts dance around Harry, and the writers demonstrate why they shouldn't be allowed near keyboards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-9-10 - Published: 5-3-10
2. Spilling Magical Blood reviews
Voldemort is abducted by a strange girl with an orange hat to late 1800's Translyvania for a fight to the death with Dracula. Who will win? AU, very OOC
Crossover - Misc. Books & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-11-09 - Voldemort - Complete
3. The Other Side reviews
"Prongs... what is this place?" "It's the Afterlife." "It's the what?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-1-07 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete
4. No's in 16 Notes reviews
"James, if you're asking me out, I only have one thing to say to you." "You're going to say 'no', aren't you?" JPLE 7th year, and the year afterwards
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-15-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
5. Godric's Hollow: The Alternate Ending reviews
That fateful night in Godric's Hollow... with a surprising twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-3-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
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