My name is Yon Yonson. I come from Wisconsin. I work in de lumberyard der. And all de people I meet as I walk down the street say "Hello there! What's your name?" And I say, "My name is Yon Yonson, I come from Wisconsin..."

Hehe. Not really, that's just a rhyme my grandpa made up.

So here's who I actually am.

My real name is Carissa, nickname is Qzie. My pseudonym is CM Hanson. Gender neutral. I'm a really big dork, a total fangirl, and my three biggest dreams in life are two 1) Have a wheelchair race, 2) Get that table at Barnes and Noble, and 3) Take pictures of every single tree in Brooklyn so I can put them online and caption them "A tree grows in Brooklyn... and another one... and another one..."

I would say that writing is all I know, but that's a stupid statement because I'm an A student (except in math and science, where I get straight C's and the occasional B), and that doesn't make sense because I have horrible study habits. I'm a college kid and will be going into my junior year in a couple weeks. I'm doing a double major in Creative Writing and French with a minor in Psychology. Those classes are fun! I've also been considering going into special ed.

These are a few of my favorite things...

The color blue, Pon and Zi, Lord of the Rings, Little Caeser's italian cheese bread, Transformers, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Windows Movie Maker, Childrin R Skary, Relient K, the Pieces of Flair application on Facebook, Scrubs, my Directory of Quotes, Finding Nemo, blank paper, The Office, mechanical pencils, crayons, colored pencils, Harry Potter, my camera, Chronicles of Narnia, swimming, YouTube, hellogoodbye, Doctor Who, pretty much all old shows and movies, riding with my sister to the library, studying WW2, Wall-E, studying psychology, Chuck, the elementary school playground, Stellar Kart, girls nights/days, Serenity, college and career group, Songs to Wear Pants To, dipping fries in frosties, Eleventy Seven, 30 Rock, Chex Mix, Serenity, making mixed CDs, the symptom checker on WebMD, smilies, Family Force 5, listening to my "Happy Q" CD while on walks and muttering to self "Must... resist... dancing..." :)

Things that I hate with the passion of a thousand Betelgeuses

Math, science, logic (class subject, that is), Lit. Interpretation (class), the words "religious" or "religion," BSOD (Blue Screen Of Death- computer), Gmail kicking me off, chatspeak, casseroles and anything else that you can't tell what went in it (except hot dogs), sleep deprivation, Mary Sues and Gary Stues, writer's block, smoke of any kind, Eragon, Twilight (hides from fangirls), bad grammar and spelling, and keys that stick on the keyboard.

Don't expect much fanfiction from me- I'm more of an original-character writer. Unless I get really bored or worked up or something... it's just not going to happen. If it does, chances are that it'll be for Harry Potter.

Stories

"And So It Begins"
Status: Discontinued because of other stories (Fine Line, EPSE), New Orleans trip, work, college, life, shame of the story... it was a nice run. :)
About: Not about anything in specific. It's a Lily and James fic. :)
My grade on it: D+ (My opinion of it lowers with each passing day.)

The Other Side
About: Sirius
Specifically: About literally, what happened after he went under the veil at the battle at the Ministry.
My grade on it: B.

Godric's Hollow: The Alternate Ending
About: James, Lily, Harry, Voldemort, Peter
Specifically: That fateful night in Godric's Hollow... with a twist.
My grade on it: B

Loss of Innocence
About: Peter Pettigrew
Specifically: His betrayal and his debt to Harry, really.
My grade on it: C-

No's in 16 Notes
About: James and Lily
Specifically: It's about their 7th year, and the year afterwards.
My grade: B+

Spilling Magical Blood
About: Voldemort and Dracula
Specifically: It's about Voldemort and Dracula having a duel to the death.
My grade: B+

Coming eventually...

Redemption: An AU about Peter and what would have happened if he never betrayed the Potters.

Lord of the Rings: Marauder's Version- (I thought the other day, "Y'know, Remus seems like the type to read Lord of the Rings." And seeing as how I LOVE Lord of the Rings even more than HP...)

My Original Projects (multi-chaptered), all of which can be found on fictionpress under the name Qzie:

Fine Line
Summary: "I hate you Holmes... I HATE YOU!" "I know... I know... but there's a fine line between hate... and love."
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rated: T
Status: Complete, in editing process
(If you liked ASIB, you'll love this!)

The Wonderful World of Imminent Doom
Summary: Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.- Dale Carnegie
Genre: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Rated: M
Status: Complete, in publishing process

Seven Days to Win Gwen Labelle
Summary: “See that girl?” “You mean Gwen Labelle?” “Yeah, her.” “Why? What are you planning?” “I’m gonna make her like me. In a week.”
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rated: T
Status: Incomplete, on hiatus

Magnetic (This is a movie my friend had me write)
Summary: Henry knows two things: he's doomed to be with April, and he has no idea what to do with his life. April has thought so far into the future that she's planned her own funeral. The one missing piece of the puzzle is her other half. The rest is inevitable.
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rated: K+
Status: Complete