NEW PROFILE!! W00T!! ...Yeah, sorry 'bout the wait. After changing the plot about a thousand times, I'm finally almost done with Jack of Hearts. Yay!

So I’m a Christian, meaning you won’t see words stronger than “crap” or “suck” and stuff. I neither read nor write slash, incest or anything like that. It just so happens that those concepts are utterly and supremely disgusting. Seriously. Oh, and I won’t be reading or writing that (ahem) M-rated stuff, either.

Real name: Duchess Buttercup the Great (with my Guard Penguins George and Cornmuffin)

Age: Well, if I include my past lives where I was an artist/sculptor in Egypt, then a nun in England…

Current residence: Somewhere in the Arabian Desert…

Favorite things: Smallville, Young Blades (that was discontinued for some stupid reason), all things LOTR, Star Wars 1, Pirates of the Caribbean, National Treasure, Jane Austen, Phantom of the Opera, Maximum Ride, The Twilight Series, Ella enchanted (the movie butchered it), Mara: Daughter of the Nile (it should be a movie), Star Wars: The Approaching storm, Star Wars: Secrets of the Jedi

Favorite canon pairings: Aragorn/Arwen (Ok, ok. I DO like Arwen now. I DO admit she’s pretty cool for an elf. It’s a very sacred ‘ship to me now), Obi-Wan/Siri (Check out “Secrets of the Jedi” by Jude Watson if you haven’t already. It’s great.)

Favorite un-canon couples: Will/Christina: From “How to Snag a Hottie from your Prom Queen of the Caribbean Sister” (I nearly fell off my chair with laughter! It has a few swear words, but otherwise it’s great. Go read it. Now. It has Liz-bashing.), Jack/Anamaria (When OCs fail, Anamaria rises over all. But the scriptwriters of “Pirates” apparently saw fit to cut out THE best female character in the movie), Anakin/Keira (In the story “He Is My Father”, AND THE EVIL AUTHORESS HAS YET TO FREAKING UPDATE!!, but she's bit of a Mary Sue. Also, if you come across any good Anakin/OCs, let me know.), Boromir/Caitlin (From “There is no way!” Lovely story. Very funny. I got a new word from there: hunkalicious. (grin) Once again, though, if you find a good BoromirOC, let me know. Bo is SO unappreciated, if you ask me)

Pairings I REALLY detest: Elladen/Elrohir, Lucy/Tumnus, Frodo/Sam, Aragorn/Legolas, Legolas/OC (at present, I am going through the painful job of searching for a good Legolas/OC, so please let me know if you find one that’s actually good), Merry/Pippin, Obi-Wan/Padme (Better known as Obidala. In my mind, it’s the Devil’s Pairing), Anakin/Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon/Obi-wan, Aragorn/Eowynn, Jack/Elizabeth (Better known as Sparrabeth. -hisses at Elizabeth-), Anakin/Padme

Quotes:

"Cupcakes. Neither living nor dead. Servants to the dark chocolate Sauron."-A random thingy I thought of while putting away dishes the other day

“Well to make said mad daughter happy with rescuer whom happens to the father, the father only need to unrescue the rescued thus reversing the situation and removing the anger, so to simplify I need only to push you back in the water to solve this minor altercation…savvy?”-Captain Jack Sparrow (of course) in Alenor Peredhel's fanfic "Jack's Daughter" (Go read that. Now. It’s good.)

“This story had sparked the desire for adventure in me! I quickly formed a plan. I was going to run outside and dash through the town screaming a war cry at the top of my lungs. Fun! I doubted I’d get far as people were sure to get suspicious with a young girl running through town wielding a sword and screeching like a banshee but it would be fun just the same.” -Sam in “He’s MY Pirate!”

“Just a few stupid looking military men in stupid red jackets marching around with stupid rifles that had stupid machetes attached to them. Oh, the thrill. They made a tunnel-like formation for the new Commodore to walk through. If you ask me, they should have shot him and then shot each other. That would have been a bit more entertaining, and Elizabeth would have fainted, if she had not already managed to do so. ’”-from “How to Snag a Hottie from your Prom Queen of the Caribbean Sister” (Go read that. RIGHT NOW. It’s even complete!)

"Yes...deeper into an occupied city speaks of wisdom. Why do we delay?"-Eoden being funnily sarcastic in the Lord of the Rings RPG "The Third Age"

“ ‘Course he doesn’t, cause he’s a lummox! Well we shall have a delightful garden party and you’re not invited! Aha…”-Jack completely losing it in POTC 3

“I love you soooo much!”-A very drugged Max in MaxRide 3 (talking to Fang, o’ course)

“Marty: It’s a key!

Jack: No! Much more better! It is a DRAWING of a key!”-In the first part of POTC 2

"Jack: (anguished) But why is the rum gone?”-Jack and Elizabeth in POTC 1

“Ella: I was dancing with the prince, and then my dress disappeared!

Rick: Uh, yeah. Too much information…”-Ella and Rick in “Happily N’Ever After”

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