Hi, I'm Kanti, and this is my account. I also share this account with my best friends Tala and Malila, and we write most of our stories together.

11/3/11- So I posted a Oneshot based on the Oedipus Rex. I don't really have time to write anything. Trying to apply to college, perform in a musical, run two clubs, volunteer in the community, and juggle six Advanced Placement courses. Yeah. So maybe I'll post a Oneshot now and then, but don't expect anything long.

8/21/11- So I was just on SmallWorlds, this weird site that I just joined to settle a dispute, and I found a link to The REAL Twilight Script. Someone had claimed it as his own. Really, I'm flattered that you'd like it enough to post it, but dude, don't take credit for something that's not yours. What are you, ten? And if you are going to do it, don't screw up your story. XD http://blog.smallworlds.com/showthread.php?t=173387

11/28/10- FINALLY posted something after almost eight months. Check it out, y'all. We saw Deathly Hallows, and the truth is, it wasn't terrible. Therefore, the will not be a REAL Deathly Hallows Script. We apologize for the inconvience. Still in the midst of Phantom of the Opera performances, so perhaps in the future sometime expect something.

11/7/10- Wow. I haven't been on here since April. Schoolwork is incredibly time-consuming, and I'm in the cast of Phantom of the Opera. I don't really have much time anymore. I'm going to see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows opening night, so perhaps we'll have a script, eventually...?

4/23/10- Happy birthday, Shakespeare!! We never finished The REAL New Moon Script, but I've posted what we have. Saw Billy Elliot, and it was AMAZING. I do not fave words for the awesomesaucicallity of that musical. I'm going to see Phantom tomorrow. Maybe I'll start something about that. I posted a story-poem for Les Misérables and Spring Awakening. Never finished Julius Caes-ARRGH, but I may post what I have.

3/12/10- Um, fail, much? Yeah, we're not good with deadlines. We will try to get The REAL New Moon Script out around the release of the DVD. Right now, I'm also attempting to rewrite Shakespeare's Julius Caesar with all the characters as pirates. That should be interesting. Also, we're going to see Phantom of the Opera in late April, and Billy Elliot right before that, so maybe expect to see some of those too...?

1/2/10- Happy New Year '010! We're going to see New Moon again very soon. I've been out performing Les Misérables for the past few months (BEST MUSICAL EVER!!) and now I'm finally done with that (sob) so we can resume working on The REAL New Moon Script. So sorry to all the people waiting for it. Alas, it is coming!

11/24/09- Just saw New Moon (finally!) and it was much better than the first movie, but still one big epic fail. We've yet to start writing The REAL New Moon Script, but hopefully this won't take as long as our last script did. We'd like to take this time to give a huge thanks to our reviewers. Feedback really helps us improve our writing, and it shows what we should incorporate into our newer works.

10/6/09- The time is drawing nearer to the release of New Moon. I've been getting multiple reviews for The REAL Twilight Script, but hardly any for HBP. Come, ye neighbors, and shout from the rooftops: READ THE REAL HALF-BLOOD PRINCE SCRIPT! It's been months since I've last talked to SteneMichele, so Not In Wonderland is, as of now, discontinued until further notice. Pity. We were finally getting somewhere. Oh well. Enjoy our stories! :)

9/12/09- FINALLY!! The REAL Half-Blood Prince Script is up!! Enjoy!

9/1/09- Ugh. It's September, and STILL not finished. GOD DAMMIT, WE WILL FINISH IT BEFORE SCHOOL!!

8/11/09- Okay, Malila's back, and we're planning to write soon. We've got so much other stuff goin' on. We've got ideas we've started but put on hiatus. They are: Harry Potter on Dr. Phil, Voldemort as a Hobo, and something else that I forget right now but Tala knows. Also, HARRY POTTER VS. TWILIGHT is not really going anywhere. I might discontinue it, but maybe we'll get together and work. Right now, The REAL Half-Blood Prince Script is our top priority. ...Has anyone heard from SteneMichele lately? She said she'd get back to me... three weeks ago.

8/6/09- Parody script taking longer than we hoped, considering Malila's in Turkey with no internet whatsoever. But soon, it shall be completed. Dunno when, but before August is over.

7/14/09- Going to see Half-Blood Prince at midnight!! Expect to see a parody script soon.

6/24/09- Haven't written anything lately, but fear not! We (Tala, Malila, and Kanti) shall write a spoof for HP6 (Half-Blood Prince) and then New Moon!! Also, I (Kanti) (this is my account) haven't been able to get a hold of SteneMichele, but now that school's over, maybe we can write again.

If you'd like to see the darker, more depressing side of me (which I strongly urge you to do) take a peek at my FictionPress account: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/600930/

I'm currently (discontinued until further notice) working on a story with SteneMichele, a really awesome person I've never talked to before I met her on this site but also happens to live a few miles from me! The story is Not in Wonderland, an Alice in the Asylum fic, so it's pretty interesting. From Alice/James POV.

Also, review my stories, please!!

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