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Author has written 22 stories for Naruto, and Soul Calibur. PLEASE READ This note is a little late (a few months late, actually) but let me just drop the bomb here: I'm leaving fanfiction dot net. It sucks. I promised myself I would never leave unless all of my fanfictions were complete. But let's face it: I haven't written a single sentence of fanfiction in months now. I will never finish my fanfics. I've turned to writing original fiction now and, quite frankly, that's where I like to be. I like being in control of my work and I'm tired of writing material that I, myself, am not serious about. I've convinced myself for a long time that I like writing fanfiction but I don't. I take myself seriously and when I write fanfiction... well, its not serious at all. So here it is: - I'm not doing requests. - I'm not reviewing fanfiction. - I'm not writing fanfiction. I'm leaving. Simple as that. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Oh, and one more thing: NONE OF YOU ARE ADOPTING MY FANFICS. Okay? Please do not send me a message asking to adopt my fanfics. My fanfics are horrific and are better off burning in a pit of fire. The fact that you would like to continue such horrible writing is beyond me. Also, as much as I hate my fanfics, I would hate it even more to see them in the hands of someone else. Its like giving up your novel to some director so he can make it into a crappy movie. So no. None of you are taking my fanfics. None of you are taking over my account. So please do not ask. I don't care if you're the most amazing author that has ever graced the interweb. I am childish and I declare that you are not taking my shitty fanfics. The only reason why I'm keeping my fanfics up here and not deleting this account is because... well, at least you'll have something to read if you're bored. Plus its something I can look back on and say: wow, I hope I never do that again. The only part of fanfiction dot net that will stay are my forums. Please do not go there to try and convince me to write fanfiction. If by any chance that you actually liked my writing, here's a bit of shameless advertisement: http://www.fictionpress.com/~thetuxedopenguin I still write. http://www.tuxedopenguin.deviantart.com I still draw. http://www.myspace.com/tuxedopenguinworks I still have a website. http://www.redlotusnin.livejournal.com I still talk. As you can sort of tell... I ditched my "RedLotusNin" penname. That's because there's too many bad memories with it. It was time to start over, fresh and new. There were a lot of good times and bad times but, basically, it was time to move on and grow up a little. I guess I'll see you guys soon. - RLN or The Tuxedo Penguin | |||||
1. Future Geniuses » reviewsTradition, Family and True Love, these 3 things are forgotten when we hear the word Shinobi. 3 geniuses. 3 stories. Second Generation Story DISCONTINUEDNaruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,898 - Reviews: 274 - Updated: 12-12-07 - Published: 7-30-052. Baker's Dozen reviewsA bakery reopens in Konoha and Neji and Sasuke find themselves competing over something they'd never thought they would. Request for InsaneYunay NejiSakuSasuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 8-17-07 - Sasuke U. & Neji H. - Complete3. Just a Bunch of Girly Men! » reviewsOur beloved male heroes, and Sasuke, were ranting on about how troublesome women are when suddenly they bumped into a fortune teller who curses them with a spell. Their curse: Turning into women! A couple hints of romance. DISCONTINUEDNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,863 - Reviews: 795 - Updated: 7-16-07 - Published: 10-9-044. High School for Idiots » reviewsNaruto is sent to a public High School, despite he's an orphan. He learns that this new school doesn't just teach studies, but romance, friendship, and most of all, the strict borders between popularity. DISCONTINUEDNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,733 - Reviews: 765 - Updated: 5-30-07 - Published: 3-10-055. Naruto the Badfic reviewsONESHOT. Vampires, sappy romances, MarySues… I think it's time for these Naruto fanfic clichés to go down. I'll start. CrackParodyNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,677 - Reviews: 125 - Published: 5-15-07 - Complete6. Stranded with Idiots » reviewsCOMPLETE. Kakashi pulls a prank on the students by stranding them on an island so they can be watched by millions. Now they must fight for shelter, food and escape from entertainmentcraving tribe people. NaruHina SasuSaku ShikaIno NejiTenNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 40,621 - Reviews: 2222 - Updated: 8-17-06 - Published: 10-5-05 - Complete7. The Uchiha Girl reviewsTurns out Sasuke does have a long lost sister. But when Sakura and Naruto go to visit her, she doesn't exactly seem to be what they expected. MarySue Parody, sort ofNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 7-24-06 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete8. A New Chapter reviewsAfter Xianghua defeated Soul Edge, it vanished. Now, in the present, an archeologist finds Soul Edge and is possessed. Then souls around the globe are brought together for another showdown. DISCONTINUEDSoul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-7-069. Kiku no Hana, Kiku no Hana! reviewsIt's New Years and the boys, now men, hang out. It was relaxed until one brought up the drinking game Kiku no Hana.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 5-4-06 - Complete10. Itachi? reviewsFor Meheeners They were just eating lunch and suddenly Itachi started crying. OOCness.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 72 - Published: 4-20-06 - Itachi U. - Complete11. Hinata's Music Filled Day reviewsTeam Gai is rockin, Naruto's tap dancing, Iruka's doing the tango with Anko and Hinata asks herself over and over again why she ever got up that morning.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 97 - Published: 10-15-05 - Hinata H. - Complete12. The Birthday Gift reviewsIt was only one small gift, a gift that stood there all alone, yet Naruto still smiled.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 10-10-05 - Naruto U. - Complete13. The Ino Shika Cho Trio! » reviewsShikato, Inoshi, and Choumaru's childhood. Shikato, Inoshi, and Choumaru are in Cell 6. Although these three barely knew each other and did not start out on the right foot, they somehow managed to become best friends. Mostly centered on Shikato. DISCONTINNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-30-05 - Published: 2-17-0514. Happy Birthday Neji reviewsIts Neji's birthday, and Gai, Lee and Tenten need to throw him a party. Can they throw him a party of a lifetime?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 7-9-05 - Neji H. - Complete15. Youth Productions Presents reviewsWhat happens when Lee gets his hands on a video camera? He spies on his friends of course!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 271 - Published: 6-24-05 - Lee R. - Complete16. Tenten's Troubles! » reviewsWhat happens when Tenten lets her hair down? Literally?Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 347 - Updated: 4-29-05 - Published: 3-30-05 - Tenten - Complete17. The Hunt reviewsInoshi Ino's Father has been noticing how beautiful his daughter is becoming, and being the protective father he is, he's on a hunt to look for the perfect boyfriend for his beloved daughter... One Shot.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 96 - Published: 4-23-05 - Ino Y. - Complete18. Best Friends reviewsRated for some language. Ino and Shikamaru go on a walk to catch up on old times. A topic leads to Ino's confession. If you ever called Ino mean, please read this. NOT an ANYBODY bashing fic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 4-18-05 - Ino Y. & Sakura H. - Complete19. The Kunoichis of Sand and Leaf » reviewsFull Summary inside, a fic to honor the kunoichis of the Naruto Manga. When the guys are captured, it's up to Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Kurenai, Shizune, Anko, Tenten, and Temari to save them. PausedNaruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 4-13-05 - Published: 12-18-0420. Heroes of Konoha » reviewsOrochimaru and the Sound take over Konoha, and all the heroes are said to be dead, but 15 years later a boy named Oshiro Takai discovers the past through his dreams. Along with Shikamaru, the two must go on a quest to find the rest of the heroes. PausedNaruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 3-26-05 - Published: 3-3-0521. Shikamaru's Wrath! » reviewsWhen Shikamaru's stuffed Deer goes missing, Shikamaru goes mad. As in Psycho Mad Watch Shikamaru in this parody as he Goes on a killing streak, murder has never been so fun. DISCONTINUEDNaruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 170 - Updated: 3-13-05 - Published: 2-6-05 - Shikamaru N.22. Man's Best Friend reviewsOne Shot My Friend wrote this story. It was an average day, that is, until Kiba grew a tail.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 11-12-04 - Kiba I. - Complete
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