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Name; Jessica McClain, (Pen name pronounced RAY - YOU - KEY )

Age; 16 ( I'm never going to drive...innocent things will die if i do...)

Residence; Keokuk Iowa, the most suckiest town on the face of the planet, this is where fun goes to die...

Sexuality: Bi

Hobbies; If you can't tell, fanfiction, fan art, I'm creating my own line of Manga, I'll post it on my website(when I get it working) as soon as it is cleaned up. I like it, and my friends say it sounds cool, so I hope others like it too. Look for my exput an alert in my stories...

Likes; YAOI!! YURI!! Cheese, goats, Jolly Ranchers, ENVY!!( He is smexy as hell!) Japan, unicorns, music, anime, manga, internet, random outbursts, kitties, dancing, acting, learning to curse in foriegn languages and cussing out my parents when they don't kno what I'm saying ;3, the Skittles opera bunny, (that comercial is fucking hilarious), shiny objects, (ohh pwitty), pot...o.0 (haha, kidding, I'm a good girl;3), rubber duckys,(I have a reason for that) and various other things I will post later...

Fav. pairings; EdxEnvy!(It is cute, and super hawt, so I luv it)~ I recomend Sin High, by Cat And Kit~ RoyxEd, (I can actually see this pairing working in the series) ~Recomend greatest couple ever drabbles~ AlxWrath ( it is too cute!) ~never really read a full AxW, but drive me crazy has some~ EdxWinry,~ it too is cute, Recomend Banana Pancakes, it is adorable~ SasukexNaruto,~ never read one but I believe it to be a cute couple~ GaaraxNeji (don't ask, but I find Gaara hot) ~none~ SesshomaruxDemoness ( I hate Kagara so I don't like the pairing) ~Fairy Tale isn't that bad tho it is SessxKagome~ InuYashaxKagome, InuxKoga. SangoxMeroku, KikyoxNaraku, KohakuxRin, HakudoshixKanna. ~haven't read, but would like to~. YugixJoey, YugixSeto. ~never read a yugioh fic~ MarlinxGustafa, MarlinxNicole, MarlinxJack, MarlinxMuffy, RockxNami, DarylxFlora, RockxLumina,PopurixCliff, CliffxAnn, (and many more from Harvest Moon, But I won't go on)I love other couplings, but my list is already so long

Hated Couplings;,Ive decided that I have no Hated pairings, i accept all. And i can find at least one thing about it that i like no matter what. Tho i may have slight problems with the pairings, i will not say i dislike it. Well, there IS one, and that's armour AlxEd, it doesnt make freakin sence,If al's armour, he cant have sex, which i kno that it doesnt just revolve around sex but geesh, they cant even kiss cuz Al cant feel it and wouldnt it be...cold for Ed?, human AlxEd i like but the other one is just retarded.

Dislikes;,Vegitables, stupid people acting smart, people who add izzle to everything (like foshizzle, or shizzlenit) it gets old after a while..., my siblings, (if I kill them, I'll be grounded), flameing toe-fungus, people who start stories and then don't finish them (it is cruel -_-), math, history, lit comp, science, P.E., or anything else that has to do with homework...

Random Ramblings/ Ranting...

1) I don't know why, but foot ball players have a tendancy to hate me, I have no idea why, but it might have something to do with the fact that one time I went to a football game, and started yelling about who had the nicest ass, just so you kno, Sean Best won.

2) One day I will take over the world, and I will have a pet bunny named Sir Pickles, and he will be my consious.

3) My dream is to one day own a goat, I will name him Jimmy, and dye him purple, and I will teach him to tap-dance, it will be cool...

4) I think the best name for a unicorn is Princess Rainbow Fluffs Alot.

5) I like the smell of my own feet and I don't care who knows it.

6) I like CHEESE!! But what is cheese?

7) My 3 greatest fears are Amish People, ducks, and Elton John...

8) I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, Please deliver..

9) I don't know why people think that if you like Yaoi, it makes you a lesbian. It doesn't, If any thing, it makes you 2x as straight:) but liking yuri on the other hand...

10) I don't hate or hold grudges,... I kill...

Nifty Little Tid-bits of info about me...

1) I'm a 15 year old virgin, so when I write lemon-scenes, I have absolutly no idea what I'm doing, (Exspecialy with Yaoi, I don't kno what 2 guys having butt sex is like, tho I wish I did ;3)

2) I don't own FMA, If I did, there would be enough detialed content to make a porn star blush...

3) I also don't own any other things I may use in my stories, I am a poor person... I don't own much of anything...

4) I like to act out different scenes from fan fictions, it is actually a lot of fun...-_-

5) I have a Ron White plushie, he says crap from the show, he is quite interesting...

6) I kissed my best fiend Nick on holloween, we were playing truth or dare so it didnt really matter, but i have had to deal with his girlfriend Rayna ever since then, she really scares me...

7) Me and my friends are making a horror movie(s) about a break dancing pair of sissors/pencil named Mr. Chicken. I will play the voice of Mr Chicken and i will do all the sound effects...kick ass...

8) I am recently Bisexual, after many long nights of thinkage, i have come to terms with my sexuality and if you dont like it, leave my profile...I like Dicks AND chicks...

9) I am in luv with my bestfriend and its difficult cause i dont think she has any clue... (and no its not Brina)

10) i like to blow up seaguls...they go Splody...

11) If you loved me, i wouldnt have to pretend that I'm still happy now...but maybe you're just pretending as well...

Fav. Quotes, Jingles, and Comercials...

1) Waffle time, waffle time, won't you have some waffles of mine!(JD, Scrubs)

2) Yaaaaa, yooo yaooo, waa yaa yoooo! Yaaaa yayayayayooo, (skittles opera bunny)

3) Would you like to try our new hot pocket flavored hot pocket? its a hot pocket filled with a hot pocket. Taste just like a hot pocket.(Jim Gaffigan, Beyond the pale) ( THAT IS THE FUNNIEST COMADY THING EVER!!)

4) Take a moment to stop and listen to the silence Koi... the silence in your mind... Because peace there is the most rare kind of all... (Cat, sin high, chapter 22)

5) Like a vagina, like a vagina... ( Kyle Cease )

6) Hot Diggity Dandilion! ( Bender, Futurama)

7) No matter how hard I try, I can never seem to escape this place... (Edward Elric, FMACOS)

8) Don't FUCKING cuss! (My friend Bri, with her weekly fatherly advice)

9) Me: I'll kill you and your Skittles! Ashley:I don't have any Skittles... Me: yea, that's cause I killed them! Ashley: I think you killed someone elses Skittles, and should apologize. Me: -_-...

10) Bri: Nick, when was the last time you played with your Spice Girl Dolls? Nick: Years ago... A couple weeks ago... three days ago... yesterday...

11) Alyssa: (walking down hallway talking to me, we walk By a trashcan, she walks INFRONT of it)"Trash can!"( she falls over) (I stand there, in disbeleif)

12)Wanna touch my cheese doodle?: Nick

13) Not the ring of muscle!(Nick after reading Two Sighted)

14"Oh I'm sorry, i was just enjoying the feeling of warm apple sauce in my pants.." ~~~~"Can I eat the apple sauce?"~~~~"No that's Black Hyate's job..." (Dr. Hughes)

15) It's like Christmas! (doctor hughes by bensolo)

16)You must, lick the Mustang...(doctor hughes bt bensolo)

17)Look at my pwitty antlers! They're rainbow colored! (my freind Alyssa while watching grandma's boy)

18) Mr. Chicken! I'm sorry! Plz dont kill me!! (From Mr Chicken)

19) Wanna good time? Call Bubba! 337-1995 (Yaoi hentai Vl. 1)

20) i'd rape that...(me, talking about Burt Renoylds (Sp) arm, but only the left one.)

21)We're all fucked up on the inside, i just choose not to hide it like everybody else...(Envy, Drive me Crazy)(read)

22) Please, dont pity me or say you understand 'cuase you dont. (then what do you want me to do?) just stay here and tell me that someday, everything'll get better and i can be happy, becasue someday is all i have left...(Okay then, Winry, Someday, i promise you'll be happy...and someday will come soon...) thanks Kid... ((From Blue pain,))

23) Yes, i am Chazz micheal Micheals. (from...crap what was the name of tha movie...a)

24)It's a Dicker Doll! (From some cheesy space porno)

25) 2Q2BST8 (Rainbow boys, best freakin book ever!)

26) OMG! They're naked! (Yaoi hentai volume3)

27) ouch, thats smarts. (Me watching Paris Hilton getting impaled by a Iron bar in The House Of Wax, haha, bet thats not the fisrt time shes been hit wit ha rod)

28) They say nothing is wrong but...(Flat look) they gave the demon of darkness...a freakin flashlight... (Inori, from The Darkness In Prayer, the manga i am working on)

29) My freind nick is a total Homophobe, so we were in study hall and i was getting mad at him asking his mhy, and he pulled the whole 'lesbians are hot but gays are gross' thing so i starting being hypothetical. heres what happened. ME: Nick, what if Julian, your best friend, came to you and told you, 'nick Im gay'? what then? NICK: I'd BURN him! (Bastard...)

30) I'm going to cut your hair off and bathe in it...(my friend Chloe...shes insane...)

31)You are the only one i allow to touch my scars... (Godchild)

32) I dont have an ego...i just love how awesome i am. (Taco bell(i think) 99 cent guys)

33) What doesnt kill you...usually succeeds on the 2nd try. (mr Krabbs)

34) when you smile; the world smiles with you. When you cry...You cry all alone. (Year of ice)

35) ED: you suck, Envy... ENVY: Yeah, but only you, chibi. ED: Blush (from the Promise he Kept (sometime in the near future chapters) (a skit me and KM came up with)

RECOMENDATIONS:

Here are a few ficcys that i think are worth checking out, in my opinion, more will come eventually. ;p

1) Sin High By Cat-and-Kit: this fic is what got me started on this site. ANd, actually, what got me started on my mad love for Envy. Before i read this, i was like many other fma fans, and i disliked the only guy to ever succeed in killing our little edo (also i thought he was a chick), but then i saw just how great he truly is, and now i cant get enough! Wh00t!

2) Dark humor by Felis Deitus (i think thats how its spelled or at least WAS spelled, i believe she might have changed it, but oh wel...: great ficcy. Very dark, but still fun at the same time. Extremely well written and of course, Edvy love. She's great at keeping them in character and its better than any Mpreg ive ever read.

3) A Merciless Affection By Verity Brown: Among the best peice of reading ive ever had the pleasure of reading. THis fic gave me my fav OC ever (sarah rules) and has got me in this Harry Potter spell (no pun intended X3). Really great fic. THe best thing in my life for like the week it took me to read it. Great for fans of the sexiest professor at hogwarts. Wh00t Severus Snape!! (teacher/student)

Ill add more soon. when i think of them all. And if people have any suggestions for fics i should read (even your own) i would appreciate them. i have trouble finding good fics in the short amount of time i actually take to read fanfic verssus writing...So when i do read, i like a little list i can pick through.

I will be working on many fics, and I will not abandon them, I won't start too many at the same time, and I'll update as soon as possible. I'm putting up a website, called FMALB.com, it is not done yet, so don't go there, I will let you know when you can.~~~

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房宿 Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I promised my friends I would, so I'm gonna 'promote' them, Check out Mamestubu no Kowasu Mono, ( she has a few up, they're cute, check em out) Demonic Winged wolf, (she's posted 4, they aren't that bad but now shes decided to abandon the site, so eh...) Serasurri (Hers are great, a must if you enjoy my random authoress notes and me in general (cause im a character! (FU Ffnet mods, self insertion rocks!)))) And no.one.defies.the.master, ( tho they are severly creepy...she has problems)So do me a favor and check them out, (tell 'em I sent you) Plz be nice to them, they're crazy, and could snap at any time!

When people review, I like to respond, I normally will email them, check out their profile, reveiw a story( if they have one) and Give them secret info about up coming chappies, I luv my reveiwers alot, and I show it:)

Also, if you have any comments on my profile email me, I spent like 6 hours redoing it,(I'm a slow typer). And I would luv to hear your opinion! LOL!!