Greetings fellow fanfiction lovers! Welcome to my homepage. To start things off, how about a little about me?

Name: Alicia

Age: 19

Hometown: Billings, Montana a.k.a. The Black Hole in the Weather Map or Where the Hell are We, USA. Seriously, I've seen people drive into Billings from California and start arguing about where they are. So far the farthest off they've been was somewhere in South Dakota. I'm not kidding on this one.

About Me: Well, I'm just a random teen girl that exists for someone's cruel amusement. However, this does not mean I cannot wreak havoc while I live! I love to cause mayhem (especially if it stalls homework assignments) and chaos wherever I go. Just ask my A.P. English and American Government teachers. I'm amazing in the art of distraction! I only have a few friends that I remain in any form of contact with, but I would gladly do just about anything for them. So anyway, I love drawing. Of my manga drawings, only about five drawings are any good.

Art for my stories:

Our Demons Never Leave Us

Shiokawa Kaede

Never Saw It Coming

Heroes Are Such A Nuisance

My Interests:

Music: Emily Autumn, Sirenia, The Birthday Massacre, David Draiman, Conjure One, Collide, Hungry Lucy, Naio Ssaion, Lacuna Coil, Nightwish, Within Temptation, Flyleaf, Apparition, HIM, Linkin Park, Garbage, Three Days Grace, Evanescence, and the like.

Books: Snow Falling on Cedars, The Scarlet Pimpernel, What Do You Say to a Naked Elf?, LOTR trilogy, Child of Faerie Child of Earth, The Fairy Godmother, Define “Normal”, Miss Maitland's Letters, An Inconvenient Heir.

Authors: J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling (right up until she wrote DH, now I could kill her.), Mercedes Lackey, and Martha Kirkland.

Movies: LOTR 1, 2, 3, POTC 1, 2, 3, You’ve Got Mail, HP 4 and 7 pt 2, Avatar, The Blind Side, Arsenic and Old Lace, Beauty and the Beast.

Favorite Quotes:

"I don’t know what Fate is smoking at the moment, but clearly, it’s not being very kind to me today." ~ From the summary of I Told You So by Zayz

"Fuck all is never the best outlook in the world . . . I mean, think about all those STDs you could get." ~Alicia aka Me

"I don't know about you, but 'speaking softly and carrying a big stick' has never worked very well for me. I'm more of a speak-loudly-and-carry-a-big-knife-kind-of-girl. Big guns work too." ~Alicia aka Me

Don't settle for nothing.
Go For The GOLD
say it faster
Gopher the GOLDShoot the gopher!!
BANG!!" - From a random forward I got.

“When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.” -Elayne Boosler

"Curiousity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so it's not my problem" ~As stolen from NorthernLights25's profile

"Whoever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door." ~As stolen from NorthernLights25's profile

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? Thought I was the only one." ~C.S. Lewis

"SPOON!" ~The March Hare, Alice in Wonderland

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. ~Willie Wonka, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

The moment you begin to breathe is the moment you begin to die. ~Unknown

The classic love story. Boy meets girl. Girl hates boy. Boy and girl get detention. Boy out of window. It's all good. ~ Summary for My Heart is The Worst Kind Of Weapon by xJadedxRetardx

“What’s the matter?” Sibbie asked as she passed the potatoes.

“Sirius,’ Regulus explained as he dished food onto his plate. “Who else?”

“What’d he do now?” Sibbie asked.

“You mean besides being a blood traitor and tearing my family apart? He ate my homework.”

Severus smiled and Sibbie giggled. “He ate your homework?” she asked.

“Yes,” Regulus said. “He turned it into pudding and physically consumed it. It’s not funny,” he added because Sibbie was still giggling. “Now I have to go and explain to Professor McGonagall that my brother ate my homework.” ~ From The Worst Mistake by snape'smistress-in-law

Not getting cut up into bloody little slices is the key to a sound plan. ~ Slovotsky's Law

"I have decided I am an authoress, not an author. Why? Because I am sexist. (i.e., girls are always better) :p" ~Fanfiction author chaosTYE

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Favorite Poems

What would we become? By Chelsea Schermerhorn

Who are you, I wonder?
Will I ever know?
You seem so strangely familiar,
Yet, so strange and unknown.

We haven't been friends long
Yet we are so close;
We barely even know each other;
Why is it that we are so?

To me, it seems, that we are melded together,
Yet, we come from different worlds.
To me, it's as if we were exactly alike;
And yet, we are so different.

What's to become of us, this unlikely duo? What's to become of us, we who are so close?
What's to become of us, will we ever know?
If somehow brought together, what would we become?

Heart We Will Forget Him By Emily Dickinson

Heart, we will forget him!
You an I, tonight!
You may forget the warmth he gave,
I will forget the light.

When you have done, pray tell me
That I my thoughts may dim;
Haste! lest while you're lagging.
I may remember him!

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Favorite Shippings:

Harry Potter 'Ships:

Marcus/Hermione: Mainly because I've been reading a series of amazing stories involving these two by LemonStar.

Harry/Ginny: because this is the only way I can tolerate Harry!

Blaise/Ginny: it's cute

Draco/Ginny: again, they're cute together. It's kind of like fire and ice.

Draco/Hermione: It's got all the makings of a romantic comedy. What can I say?

Sirius/Hermione: I only like this pairing if Hermione is sent into the past.

Fred/Hermione/George: Fred & George/Gred & Forge, they're the same person most of the time. Right?

Viktor/Hermione: only in very specific instances. Not for an entire storyline usually.

Cedric/Hermione: Hot, smart Hufflepuff and a pretty, smart Gryffindor. It's a match made in heaven.

Remus/Hermione: mainly if Hermione is in the past

Remus/Tonks: it's canon and it's cute

Oliver/Katie: Those two are perfect together.

Fred/Angelina: Another perfect match

George/Alicia: Another perfect match

Fred/Alicia: Just 'cuz I love Fred and Alicia's my name. :D

Young Tom/Hermione: how cute are those two?

Naruto 'Ships:

Kankuro/Hinata: Actually, I kind of hate this pairing now.

Neji/Sakura: They'd be amusing together. Admit it.

Kakashi/Sakura: I don't really care how much older than her, Kakashi is. My parents were sixteen years and six months apart so I'm not bugged by age difference. Well, if Sakura's underage, then it's a bit bothersome.

Gaara/Sakura: because Gaara needs someone to keep him alive.

Shikamaru/Sakura: Shikamaru and Sakura are very similar sometimes. That could be good.

Kiba/Hinata: A cute puppy dog boy and Hina-baby would be cute.

Kiba/Hanabi: I read an adoreable fanfiction about this pairing so I'm hooked!

Sasuke/Ino: This is the only way I can tolerate Sasuke.

Shikamaru/Ino: He needs a bossy girl.

Shikamaru/Temari: See above.

Hidan/Temari: Because they're so damn funny together.

Shino/Hana: Hana, as in Kiba's sister. Again, it's because of a fanfiction I read.

Choji/Ino: He needs a girl. And it's cute.

Lee/Tenten: He needs a girl.

Neji/Tenten: She knows him better than his own family, so why not?

Shino/Hinata: Just because.

Neji/Matsuri: Because I like writing about random pairings.

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.