| Remember How I Used To Be |
Author has written 21 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, Naruto, Sky High, Chronicles of Narnia, and NCIS. Greetings fellow fanfiction lovers! Welcome to my homepage. To start things off, how about a little about me? Name: Alicia Age: 19 Hometown: Billings, Montana a.k.a. The Black Hole in the Weather Map or Where the Hell are We, USA. Seriously, I've seen people drive into Billings from California and start arguing about where they are. So far the farthest off they've been was somewhere in South Dakota. I'm not kidding on this one. About Me: Well, I'm just a random teen girl that exists for someone's cruel amusement. However, this does not mean I cannot wreak havoc while I live! I love to cause mayhem (especially if it stalls homework assignments) and chaos wherever I go. Just ask my A.P. English and American Government teachers. I'm amazing in the art of distraction! I only have a few friends that I remain in any form of contact with, but I would gladly do just about anything for them. So anyway, I love drawing. Of my manga drawings, only about five drawings are any good. Art for my stories: Our Demons Never Leave Us Shiokawa Kaede Never Saw It Coming Heroes Are Such A Nuisance My Interests: Music: Emily Autumn, Sirenia, The Birthday Massacre, David Draiman, Conjure One, Collide, Hungry Lucy, Naio Ssaion, Lacuna Coil, Nightwish, Within Temptation, Flyleaf, Apparition, HIM, Linkin Park, Garbage, Three Days Grace, Evanescence, and the like. Books: Snow Falling on Cedars, The Scarlet Pimpernel, What Do You Say to a Naked Elf?, LOTR trilogy, Child of Faerie Child of Earth, The Fairy Godmother, Define “Normal”, Miss Maitland's Letters, An Inconvenient Heir. Authors: J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling (right up until she wrote DH, now I could kill her.), Mercedes Lackey, and Martha Kirkland. Movies: LOTR 1, 2, 3, POTC 1, 2, 3, You’ve Got Mail, HP 4 and 7 pt 2, Avatar, The Blind Side, Arsenic and Old Lace, Beauty and the Beast. Favorite Quotes: "I don’t know what Fate is smoking at the moment, but clearly, it’s not being very kind to me today." ~ From the summary of I Told You So by Zayz "Fuck all is never the best outlook in the world . . . I mean, think about all those STDs you could get." ~Alicia aka Me "I don't know about you, but 'speaking softly and carrying a big stick' has never worked very well for me. I'm more of a speak-loudly-and-carry-a-big-knife-kind-of-girl. Big guns work too." ~Alicia aka Me Don't settle for nothing. “When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.” -Elayne Boosler "Curiousity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so it's not my problem" ~As stolen from NorthernLights25's profile "Whoever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door." ~As stolen from NorthernLights25's profile Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? Thought I was the only one." ~C.S. Lewis "SPOON!" ~The March Hare, Alice in Wonderland Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. ~Willie Wonka, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory The moment you begin to breathe is the moment you begin to die. ~Unknown The classic love story. Boy meets girl. Girl hates boy. Boy and girl get detention. Boy out of window. It's all good. ~ Summary for My Heart is The Worst Kind Of Weapon by xJadedxRetardx “What’s the matter?” Sibbie asked as she passed the potatoes. “Sirius,’ Regulus explained as he dished food onto his plate. “Who else?” “What’d he do now?” Sibbie asked. “You mean besides being a blood traitor and tearing my family apart? He ate my homework.” Severus smiled and Sibbie giggled. “He ate your homework?” she asked. “Yes,” Regulus said. “He turned it into pudding and physically consumed it. It’s not funny,” he added because Sibbie was still giggling. “Now I have to go and explain to Professor McGonagall that my brother ate my homework.” ~ From The Worst Mistake by snape'smistress-in-law Not getting cut up into bloody little slices is the key to a sound plan. ~ Slovotsky's Law "I have decided I am an authoress, not an author. Why? Because I am sexist. (i.e., girls are always better) :p" ~Fanfiction author chaosTYE OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO Favorite Poems What would we become? By Chelsea Schermerhorn Who are you, I wonder? We haven't been friends long To me, it seems, that we are melded together, What's to become of us, this unlikely duo? What's to become of us, we who are so close? Heart We Will Forget Him By Emily Dickinson Heart, we will forget him! When you have done, pray tell me OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO Favorite Shippings: Harry Potter 'Ships: Marcus/Hermione: Mainly because I've been reading a series of amazing stories involving these two by LemonStar. Harry/Ginny: because this is the only way I can tolerate Harry! Blaise/Ginny: it's cute Draco/Ginny: again, they're cute together. It's kind of like fire and ice. Draco/Hermione: It's got all the makings of a romantic comedy. What can I say? Sirius/Hermione: I only like this pairing if Hermione is sent into the past. Fred/Hermione/George: Fred & George/Gred & Forge, they're the same person most of the time. Right? Viktor/Hermione: only in very specific instances. Not for an entire storyline usually. Cedric/Hermione: Hot, smart Hufflepuff and a pretty, smart Gryffindor. It's a match made in heaven. Remus/Hermione: mainly if Hermione is in the past Remus/Tonks: it's canon and it's cute Oliver/Katie: Those two are perfect together. Fred/Angelina: Another perfect match George/Alicia: Another perfect match Fred/Alicia: Just 'cuz I love Fred and Alicia's my name. :D Young Tom/Hermione: how cute are those two? Naruto 'Ships: Kankuro/Hinata: Actually, I kind of hate this pairing now. Neji/Sakura: They'd be amusing together. Admit it. Kakashi/Sakura: I don't really care how much older than her, Kakashi is. My parents were sixteen years and six months apart so I'm not bugged by age difference. Well, if Sakura's underage, then it's a bit bothersome. Gaara/Sakura: because Gaara needs someone to keep him alive. Shikamaru/Sakura: Shikamaru and Sakura are very similar sometimes. That could be good. Kiba/Hinata: A cute puppy dog boy and Hina-baby would be cute. Kiba/Hanabi: I read an adoreable fanfiction about this pairing so I'm hooked! Sasuke/Ino: This is the only way I can tolerate Sasuke. Shikamaru/Ino: He needs a bossy girl. Shikamaru/Temari: See above. Hidan/Temari: Because they're so damn funny together. Shino/Hana: Hana, as in Kiba's sister. Again, it's because of a fanfiction I read. Choji/Ino: He needs a girl. And it's cute. Lee/Tenten: He needs a girl. Neji/Tenten: She knows him better than his own family, so why not? Shino/Hinata: Just because. Neji/Matsuri: Because I like writing about random pairings. OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. | |||||||
1. The Stolen Heart Of A Thief » reviewsCHAPTER EIGHT IS UP!Genevieve "Gem" Lightfingers is the best thief in all of the Caribbean, but when she robs the wrong man she finds herself running for her life. You never know what surprises the future will hold on a pirate ship.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,895 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 11-11-10 - Published: 7-15-06 - Will T.2. Memories Of Us reviewsHe was supposed to be part of her past. She shouldn't have cared about him anymore, but a string of memories and his picture on that wall brought it all back. Brent Langer/OCNCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-27-10 - Brent L. - Complete3. My Love Goes Ever On » reviewsCOMPLETED! Falling in love with your best friend is never a good thing to do, but when you're the shy Hyuuga Hinata things seem to be even worse. KankHinaNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,867 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-10-10 - Published: 11-17-07 - Hinata H. & Kankuro - Complete4. Princess of Gondor » reviewsFIRST IN MY SERIES: Branwen, the first child of Aragorn and Arwen, is as wild as the wind and as beautiful as her Great-Grandmother Galadriel. Legolas has known her since birth, but can he help her face her demons? Can he face his own?Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,561 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-23-10 - Published: 8-7-06 - Legolas - Complete5. Hey Lucy, I Remember Your Name reviewsJames Corning had left Lucy Pevensie behind a long time ago and supposedly didn't care about her anymore. But when he learns of her death, he is devastated. He visits her grave to find closure. Just a short oneshot.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-28-10 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete6. Never Saw It Coming » reviewsAngela Demona once wanted to save the world, but after she is mocked by everyone at school and made a Sidekick she vows to become the most powerful villainess in the world. She will destroy all Heroes in her path, saving her Hero for last.Sky High - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-23-10 - Published: 7-27-09 - Warren P.7. Memories of Ghosts » reviewsIt was a broken down old building in an age of space travel and flying cars to every Muggle that saw it. It was nothing special, except to one curious girl with no past or future. KBxOW Some DMxKBHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-15-09 - Published: 3-29-09 - Katie B. & Oliver W.8. Even Though the Gods are Crazy reviewsIt was one night, at club after ten years. It was just one dance. It was then he realized what he'd missed in high school and she got the man of her dreams. WarrenLaylaSky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-17-09 - Warren P. & Layla W. - Complete9. We Don't Have To Look Back Now reviewsYou and I will ride tonight, 'till the past is out of sight. We don't have to look back now from the dark into the light. We can leave it all behind. We can stand together, we don't have to look back now.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-25-09 - Draco M. & Luna L. - Complete10. Ice Elleth reviewsLONG ONESHOT! Legolas was not always a kind elf, for some reason he disliked one particular elleth. In his dislike he pushed her too far and she fled Mirkwood. When she returns, she's not the elleth Legolas remembers.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,914 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-2-09 - Legolas - Complete11. HeroNeji has never felt this way about anyone before, nor did he ever expect to feel like this about anyone. Somehow she brought out a side of Neji not even Neji knew about. NejiOC SONGFICNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Published: 1-30-08 - Neji H. - Complete12. Hands To Heaven reviewsNeji is sent on a mission with the knowledge he is not likely to return. He must leave behind his young civilian wife, knowing he probably will never see her again. NEJIxOC SONGFICNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-22-07 - Neji H. - Complete13. Innocence reviewsA short songfic on a moment of comfort in the middle of war. Small KakashixRinNaruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-10-07 - Kakashi H. & Rin - Complete14. You'll Always Be Mine » reviewsAragorn is sick, very sick, and this time he won't recover. At his prompting, Legolas tells Aragorn something he has never told anyone before. Something he wished he could have said many years before. NOT A SLASHFIC! TWOSHOTLord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-28-07 - Published: 3-29-07 - Legolas - Complete15. All She Is reviewsSakura stared at the bottle in her hand and at the pills on the table. It was time... Her poem...Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-15-07 - Sakura H. - Complete16. Gone reviewsIf you could have just one more day with someone who is gone, who would it be? What would you do? What would you say? GaaSakNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-10-07 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete17. Our Demons Never Leave Us » reviewsDISCONTINUED! The shinobi forces of Suna and Konoha must bond together to fight the threat of Iwa. Some bond faster and tighter than others. KakaOC NejiMatsNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-3-07 - Published: 3-21-07 - Kakashi H. & Neji H.18. The Shade's Daughter and the Traitor's Son » reviewsDISCONTINUED. Darael was born to Durza the Shade and Rabwen the Witch of the Spine. As a child her only friend and companion was Murtagh, son of Morzan. Two of the most unlikely people must save Alagaesia.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-26-07 - Published: 12-18-0619. Walk Away reviewsI've been hurt too many times before. Too many have walked away from me. And now it's my turn to walk away from them. ONESHOTHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-8-06 - Hermione G. - Complete20. United We Stand, Divided We Fall reviewsBlack Widow is a young woman caught in a world of magic she doesn't understand by a young man she can't remember at a time when loyalties and friendships are tested by a great evil.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-16-06 - Viktor K.21. The Death of a King reviewsSEQUAL TO 'PRINCESS OF GONDOR' And thus it was that a Fourth Age of Middle Earth began, and the Fellowship of the Ring, though eternally bound by friendship and love, was ended. ONESHOT Warning: Character DeathLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-22-06 - Legolas & Aragorn - Complete