Age: This many

Date of Birth: April 6 (My zodiac's sign kicks your zodiac sign's ass.)

Sex: Yes, right now!

Likes: Ibiki! He is my sex god. And fisting.

Pet Peevs: Way to many to list.

For al my un-cut chapters (which are much better than the edited chapters here...) go to either my live journal account.

Uncut Chapters of Psyberia:

Act I

Act II

Act III

Hi, I'm Makoto. I'm a fanfiction writer, but you already know that. Most of the stories I'll post here will be mostly commonly a novella, a novelette, a short story or a novel. I will rarely post an epic, a flash fic, or a ficlet.

My fandoms are Naruto, Harry Potter, Mirage of Blaze, and Yami no Matsuei. I ship Sasuke/Naruto, Naoe/Takaya, Muraki/Tsuzuki, Kakashi/Naruto, Sasuke/Sai, Tatsumi/Tsuzuki, Naruto/Sakura, and lastly Ino/Sakura just to name a few.

Do not ask me when my next chapter will be out, because I won't even know. Flames and harsh critism do not effect me. I take pride in the fact that I am heartless and cannot feel empathy.

k thx bai bai

- "The majority of Naruto's fics are bad. It's like after the dub aired, someone took a huge dump on the fandom."

- "Uhm.. no it was pretty bad even before the dub aired. Then the badfic just spawned and multiplied by insane degrees. D:"

- "Yes, but it was a little dump that got washed away with each flush. This dump stayed and never got flushed. More people just kept crapping and pissing on it."

- "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."- Vice-President Dan Quayle