| Roriette |
Author has written 11 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Kingdom Hearts, and Vampire Knight. ~Roriette~ Age: 16. NUOO. I be trying to drive da car, and that unlucky lady on the road better watch out 8D I am Prince Rori. *Youtube Channel: Prince Rori's *Inspiration for O.M.G: Anjasshi's Unexpected Conversation Hah, all thanks to that, I had a good ass laugh. My OMG story was just a ripoff rofl As of 7/9/10, Prince Rori is officially SEME, through the miraculous game of RPS. Prince Seme can't top this. I'mawinnarr~ L I K E a B O S S Harh. Thought so. If you added nub, I would have called you a triple thick-brained double dolt. BTW I play on Dragon Nest, y'know, that new Nexon game. It's soooo fun. Anyone playing? Look me up as Roriette on Velskud...or however it's spelled ;D Self-Proclaimed Seme and Roriette are twin princes and partners in cri - ahem, reviewing. So any ficcie with both of us reviewing are bless - ahem, are purely coincidental. Any cut-off reviews from either of us are entirely FF-blame-worthy. We shall celebrate our -wedding- friendship anniversary everyday! Self-Proclaimed Seme A.K.A Prince: "One day, if i ask for your address, don't be alarmed. I'm just trying to stalk you." 'Cause I'll just hand it out with a pretty smile and wink: "Please do come visit me. I'll be waiting." "Give me the wrong address + holyshiet, I will keel you" Oh. Damn. But you're still going to have to pay a fee for my room number. And this is when I utterly hate - err, heavily loaf (hehh, loaf. Loaf is a verb, I swear! Like, a loaf of bread loaf...er) my twin: Self-Proclaimed Seme A.K.A Prince: "I'm depressed. I'm going to quit fanfiction." WUTWUTWUT x100 "HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!" Oh, she's so dead. Our Epic "Txt Tlk" Day (4/13/10) Seme: YO MOMMA SO FAT, SHE JUMPED IN DAH WATER ND CREATED A SUNAMI Me: YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT DOWN THE WORLD SUNK Seme: YO, YO MAMA SO DUM, SHE TRIED TO DROWN A TUNA tryed zomg, i be spelin so many tings rong todae Me: YO, YO MOMMA SO UGLY HER HUSBAND WOKE UP SCREAMIN Me: cuz ur br8n cant even spel 1+2 Seme: wun plus too is liek ttly foor. duno wut ur tlkin bout Seme's and My Personal Terms: o LAOL (a.k.a LOL), of crouse (synonym: of course), NightSmex (Definition: Gamma/Gokudera) Claimed: "Taint Me a Fusion" Gamma/Gokudera A.K.A NightSmex - as the first Gamma/Gokudera & NightSmex written on FF! YAY :3 - Self-Proclaimed Seme claims the idea of NightSmex first, though. And the NightSmex title as well~ So I guess TMF (Taint Me a Fusion) is a dedication to her, muh luv~ Check out TML (Trust Me, I Lie) written by her as well! NightSmex all the way mm~ "Seven Days to Love" Kaname/Shiki or Kaname/Senri - as the first Kaname/Shiki to ever grace Vampire Knight mm~ First EVER: o I've used up all 9999 characters in a review for Prince Self-Proclaimed Seme's Hell Cafe, chapter 6: "The Art of Sharing Lovers" ~ Winner ~ Katekyo Hitman Reborn! o All you need to know are the words: NightSmex, pineapples for dessert and tuna for lunch, whips and chains with a D and an 18, king and prince, the year 1800, and a HDW!Tsuna protector and a Viscount in Distress 00 Kingdom Hearts o ~//Riku.Roxas//Sora+Roxas//Cloud.Roxas//Seifer+Hayner//Vincent.Sora//Squal+Sora// Final Fantasy o ;;Snow+Hope;;Tidus.Vaan;;Zack+Cloud;;Vincent.Yuffie o zomg Noctis!! DuRARARA! o OTP: ShiKiZaya Code Geass o Schneizel x Lelouch !!!!! Pokemon o Green.Red//Steven.Ruby//Silver.Gold//Red.Gold My (Insufferable) Twin and I: o For one, please stop relocating surveillance in the bathroom - I do not want you invading my privacy, stupid idiot twin of mine. o Ushishishi~ that number four on the left of KHR chapter 283 cover is your lover. o LOLOL Berrytofu! And tofu-ing ;3 o Dino mah boo, so bak of gurl! I be gettin Xanxus on cho ass n no tofu-ing be helpin chu! o Self-Proclaimed Seme's B-day Present for MOI (Broken Telephone) "Tsuna wants to meet with Xanxus in the bedroom, and he wants to see him as soon as possible to the extreme, to tell him that he's been sleeping with revoltingly perverted Pineapple Head's Tsunayoshi-kun. Xanxus is extremely a drunken idiot –" "…Xanxus is a drunken idiot to cross paths with Master, who is extremely good in bed—" | |||||||
1. Love Makes War » reviewsObjective: befriend opposing mafia power, Millefiore's heir. Do it or die trying. "...Baka-Tsuna, I don't remember telling you to fall in love." HIII! Byakuran/Tsuna/Mukuro D27, XB96...Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,177 - Reviews: 187 - Updated: 9-19-11 - Published: 11-7-09 - Byakuran & Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.2. Icebox reviewsChrome is supposed to pick out the bride to become the future queen for the Vongolian Empire, but it's just like Xanxus to ruin it all. Especially when he's the prince vying to be throned king. Xanxus.Chrome.X96.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-6-10 - Xanxus & Chrome D. - Complete3. Obsession reviewsFran has no idea that stalkers come with the job. Maybe he should quit Varia...or something. Bluebell.FranKatekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-7-10 - Fran & Bluebell - Complete4. You and I reviewsFunny how it takes some cannons, a ship on fire, and an endless voyage to an island for Squalo to figure it out. And in the end, he and Colonello are still strangers. Squalo/ColonelloKatekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,120 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-9-10 - Squalo S. & Colonnello - Complete5. OMG reviewsGranted, Giotto never expected a call like this. But hey, neither did Mukuro. ./Buon compleanno, prince/.Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-2-10 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo & Mukuro R.6. Paranormal Attraction » reviewsAside from being able to see ghosts, now Roxas has to deal with this one of a kind royal pain in the arse ghost named Riku who claims part ownership of his bedroom. And then trouble brews with popular teen Sora Lockhart. Riku/Roxas/Sora with AkuRokuKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,957 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-18-10 - Published: 11-30-09 - Riku & Roxas7. Taint Me a Fusion » reviewsHe's a popular host, admired by men and loved by women, and he's living a stable and rich life. Stable loses its meaning when he picks up a rebel on the road, a rebel whose mouth is just as foul as his temper. Gamma/GokuderaKatekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,894 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 5-6-10 - Published: 2-9-10 - Gamma & H. Gokudera8. Your Guardian Angel reviewsSometimes you just don't realize your very own guardian angel. Imagine chasing after a soul for the past eighteen centuries, but Hibari Kyoya is unrelenting. And Kozato Enma is oblivious of him. 1800Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-18-10 - K. Hibari & Enma K. - Complete9. Seven Days to Love » reviewsKuran Kaname is the perfect boyfriend: handsome beyond words, powerful, and a gentleman. However, he has the odd tendency to date a person and end the relationship in seven days. And Shiki Senri is the first to ask him out on Monday - out of curiosity.Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-23-10 - Published: 2-26-10 - Kaname & Shiki10. Valentine Crisis » reviews"VOOOOOOI, I don't want this guy!" Exactly what happens when the Vongola, Varia, and Dino are gathered for a Valentine love game. And it was all right until..."Wait, what do you MEAN I have to confess to him!" Love is in the air. Collab w/ SemeKatekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,570 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 2-13-10 - Published: 1-19-10 - Xanxus & Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete11. One in a Million reviewsWhen Bel gets summoned to Xanxus's chamber, he's expected to be sent on a mission. Instead, he winds up searching for a "blonde, eyes covered, mass murderer" girl to present to his boss. And it's his birthday, too. Somehow Fran just tags along. Xanxus/BelKatekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,893 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-22-09 - Xanxus & Belphegor - Complete