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Author has written 31 stories for Harry Potter, Scooby Doo, Evangelion, Naruto, and Batman. As of October 2011, I'm going to be in a place with limited internet access. That means don't expect updates on fics or replies to PMs. If anyone wishes to use any of my ideas or translate any of my fics, feel free. If you send me a message, I can not reply if you have disabled the private message function. So you know. 12 December 2010 Got a short story published, Amazon links below: Kindle http://www.amazon.com/Horror-Humor-Heroes-Fantasy-ebook/dp/B004G08Z9I/ref=sr_1_8\ Paperback http://www.amazon.com/dp/1456435787 Ebook http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/33593 My story is the first one in the book, you can get a large portion of it for free if you hit the 'Send sample now' button on the kindle page. You'll need something with kindle software to read it, kindle software is free from amazon and works on all sorts of devices. | |||||
1. What If? » reviewsA place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,597 - Reviews: 607 - Updated: 10-1-11 - Published: 4-14-072. Odd Ideas » reviewsOdd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 130 - Words: 548,360 - Reviews: 5901 - Updated: 9-30-11 - Published: 9-4-053. The Woodsman's Axe reviewsA big tree attracts the woodsman's axe. A stranger comes to town looking for a game to pass the time.Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,520 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 8-24-11 - Complete4. Reunion » reviewsIt all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,722 - Reviews: 1217 - Updated: 6-16-11 - Published: 11-14-085. Lord of Caer Azkaban » reviewsA letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 116,281 - Reviews: 4377 - Updated: 12-14-10 - Published: 10-24-04 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete6. Dr Strangelove » reviewsOr: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 MineEvangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,549 - Reviews: 161 - Updated: 11-21-10 - Published: 2-2-10 - Shinji I. - Complete7. Agent O » reviewsShe's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,198 - Reviews: 334 - Updated: 11-2-10 - Published: 10-24-10 - Hedwig & Harry P. - Complete8. Back in Black » reviewsAn omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,359 - Reviews: 425 - Updated: 11-1-10 - Published: 7-6-06 - Harry P.9. Sirius Sets Things Right reviewsOneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,231 - Reviews: 98 - Published: 4-22-10 - Sirius B. - Complete10. Power reviewsOneshot: My response to the 'Banishment' storyline.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 4-17-10 - Hinata H. & Tsunade S. - Complete11. Who's a Hero? reviewsOneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 121 - Published: 4-29-08 - Harry P. & Susan B. - Complete12. Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! » reviewsIt takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 214,500 - Reviews: 2000 - Updated: 4-4-08 - Published: 7-31-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete13. Hermione the Harem Girl » reviewsHermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,487 - Reviews: 297 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 7-4-07 - Hermione G. & Minerva M. - Complete14. Old Soldiers Never Die » reviewsA gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark LordHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,146 - Reviews: 2276 - Updated: 7-15-07 - Published: 2-4-06 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete15. Pen Pals reviewsMy version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 248 - Published: 7-5-07 - Harry P. & Tom R. Sr. - Complete16. Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder reviewsHarry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 190 - Published: 6-27-07 - Harry P. & Luna L. - Complete17. Lost Memory reviewsOneshot: My version of the plot line where memory charms are abused. Tonks is in St. Mungos in critical condition. Madame Bones gets to the bottom of the mystery and everyone is horrified by what she reveals.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 151 - Published: 6-1-07 - N. Tonks & Harry P. - Complete18. The Hunt For Harry Potter » reviewsA Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,414 - Reviews: 1403 - Updated: 3-22-07 - Published: 7-7-06 - Harry P. - Complete19. Harry Potter and The Power of Love reviewsOneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 105 - Published: 3-1-07 - Complete20. In Cold Blood reviewsNothing but a blend of overused plots and an ending that I haven't seen before.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 151 - Published: 2-28-07 - Harry P. - Complete21. Chicks Dig Giant Robots' reviewsA very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 143 - Published: 1-31-07 - Shinji I. - Complete22. The Indirect Approach reviewsSometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,239 - Reviews: 111 - Published: 1-22-07 - Harry P. - Complete23. If I Were a Superhero, I would be reviewsONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 106 - Published: 12-23-06 - Harry P. - Complete24. Ground Hog Day reviewsHarry lives the same day over and over again.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,150 - Reviews: 206 - Published: 11-17-06 - Harry P. & Luna L. - Complete25. Make A Wish » reviewsHarry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 186,544 - Reviews: 8269 - Updated: 6-17-06 - Published: 3-23-05 - Harry P. - Complete26. Past Lives » reviewsHermione finds a spell to help Harry.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,832 - Reviews: 445 - Updated: 6-2-06 - Published: 10-18-04 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete27. XRay Specs reviewsOneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 90 - Published: 5-5-06 - Harry P. - Complete28. Lets do the Time Warp Again » reviewsA potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,906 - Reviews: 1517 - Updated: 5-3-06 - Published: 2-4-06 - Harry P. - Complete29. Vietnam reviewsOneshot Shaggy goes to the funeral of an old friend and reveals a bit of his past.Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 90 - Published: 3-27-06 - Complete30. Tragic Hero reviewsONESHOT: Harry decides to take advantage of the fact that he is a tragic hero and does so in a manner suggested by Ron.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 67 - Published: 3-22-06 - Harry P. - Complete31. The Power He Knows Not? reviewsOne Shot ficlet, on one possible way to defeat the Dark Lord.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 112 - Published: 10-21-04 - Harry P. - Complete
