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Obligatory Profile Schmuck:

Name(s): Winter, various shortenings of Winter, Demmy, various shortenings of Demmy, Fay, Flower, Little One, Puppy and so on...

Age: Old enough.

Sex: Female

Likes/Hobbies: Le'see... Art appreciation, reading fanfiction and playing videogames would be at the top of my list, followed by the generic assortment of interests people like me usually have; drawing, writing, listening to music, juice, eating dango, watching movies, photography, reading online comics, goofing off, quoting things that I find funny and a broad range of slash pairings.

Unlikes/Peeves: Anyone who takes unimportant things too seriously (shove-it-down-your-throat too seriously, I mean), horror or generally bad movies, squeaky shoes, balloons popping, exams, any music that I have heard too often in the last week (usually mainstream), macs, lotsa different types of food, that 'click' noise alarm clocks make before they turn on, and being insulted before I can laugh at whatever it was myself.

The Quotes...

I like quotes and having them hanging around here as my own personal fap-brigade is much less creepy than storing them somewhere on my computer. I don't really expect anyone to actually read them.

"When life gives you lemons, you should throw them back at life and say 'I don't want your damn lemons!'" -Some random

"Well, that was strangely involuntary" -Another random

"Imagine this: Say you walked up to your parents, and told them you wet the bed while having homosexual sex in their bedroom with a dead prostitute while a monkey smoking crack watched." -Demyx describing an awkward silence Part 1 (from- Candied)

"Monkey-raping-in-your-kitchen-sink awkward silence" -Demyx describing an awkward silence Part 2 (from- Candied)

Daddy-I-ate-your-power-tools-and-rammed-your-paper-weight-up-kittie's-ass awkward silence" -Demyx describing an awkward silence Part 3 (from- Candied)

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Jamie from Mythbusters

"Hmmm... an intelligent guard... didn't see that one coming." -Titan AE

"This is a man's job, so why the fuck am I here again?" -Me as Demyx

"Stop cloning yourself and fight me like a goddamn man!" -Magda as a double visioned drunk

"Cry me a river, build me a bridge, get over it, and I'll set fire to it when you are halfway across," -Axel (from- ?)

"Your first witness turned on you, your second was a psycho, and your third just ran out of the courtroom calling you 'meanieface'." -Larxene (from- ladychimera)

"Homophobia is sooooo GAY!" -A random badge I found

"Look at all the space on her side of the bed. You could fit a giant penguin over there. That'd be weird though" -Chandler Bing (from- Friends)

"Random: 'I like your hair' Me: 'Thank you, I grow it myself'" -Me and random

"Ma'am, what if I promised you I'd get my homework in as soon as I can find someone to copy it off of?" -Me excusing myself from the wrath of my Social Studies teacher

"I feel like the floor of a taxi cab." -Me after I woke up the day after Wellygeddon (I inadvertently stole this from Ghostbusters, small world)

"Luke... I am your second uncle, twice removed," -Chip Esten (from- Whos Line Is It Anyway?)

"I see, I saw, I concured! And... I just spelt that wrong." -Magda (on Msn)

“Do you know from experience that four adult men can fit easily on your bed?”-Angeal talking to Genesis (from- Dysnomia)

"First... I whip it out! Then... I thrust it, with great force! Every angle... it penetrates! Until... with great strength... I RAM it in! And in the end, we're all... satisfied." -Dante not talking about sex (from- Devil May Cry 4)

"When you see someone wearing a black organization cloak and they’re running from an army of clowns well… it has to be you." -Zexion to Demyx (from- Shadoom)

"Tell the truth and run." -Me to my bestfriend when we broke a window at school

"'Well why do you love your girlfriend… that’s why I love you' 'You love me cuz I have big boobs?' 'NO!'" -Zexion (underline) and Demyx (from- Affliction6)

"'I will suck you dry' pause 'Damn. Any other time, a chick telling me that would be a good thing'" -Evil Vampire Alice and Dante (from- Devil May Cry 3 -manga-)

"You've been killed by 'A 12 Inch Cock', 10 seconds to respawn..." -Me playing an online shooting game against someone called 'A 12 Inch Cock'

"Sora gave him a look, a look that said ‘you-need-to-crawl-out-from-under-that-rock-and-watch-a-goddamn-movie-every-once-in-a-while’. It was a very wordy look" -Sora looking at Vamp!Riku (from- MissWasabiLemon)

"In case you forgot, Naminé, our parents disowned me. Do you remember why? Because mom's X chromosone and dad's Y chromosone equals a great big flaming fruit!" -Demyx (from- Candied)

"Why couldn’t Axel understand that he just wanted to sulk in peace? Maybe in a dark alley at night while dogs barked and rain soaked his clothes… then he would look into a puddle and see himself for what he really is… damn sexy." -Roxas having a shitty day (from- slewy)

"Sora/Roxas... The ultimate masturbation" -Me looking at an extremely cute SoRoku picture

"If you haven't noticed ma'am, either I am procrastinating or I am sleeping, so no, the homework is not done" -Me talking to Social Studies teacher

"Yeah, coz' that guy looked so tough and hardcore in his cute wooly jumper" -Response to the teacher explaining the use of visual images

"I'm sorry Demmy, but I just can't take you seriously when you have a cucumber in your mouth" -Magda when I was eating a cucumber and angry at all of her innuendo about it

"Welcome to fight club, the suicidenation of a reality know as your life" -take a wild guess...

"Where can I buy a phone?" -Vincent from Final Fantasy AC

"Listen... you're a loon. I get that. Hell, one time I got so wasted I proposed to a mop. So I'm not one to judge. That said, nutty or not, I'll feng shui this room with your diseased brains if you don't give me the girl" -Dante (from- Devil may Cry 3 -the manga-)

"What did they want out of life? Sephiroth wanted to die in battle. Cloud wanted a pool" -Random preyaoi scene (from- sephcounttheways)

"In fact, I might even leave! I might start my own Organization! I might have someone strangle Zexion! WHO KNOWS WHAT I'LL DO! I'M A NOBODY ON THE EDGE NOW!" -Axel Cosplayer (from- KellyJane)

"The scenarios I had gone over in my mind either included a very angry Demyx, a non-existent Demyx, or a passed out on the sofa and possibly naked Demyx. When Axel and I rounded the corner into the living room I discovered that it was Demyx number two: non-existent Demyx." -Roxas the day after a party that Demyx was supposed to drive him home from (by- Naive-Symphony)

"She decided that Demyx looked like a jazz singer, Riku looked like a spy, Zexion looked like a mafia man, and Sora looked like Sora wearing a suit" -Sora's mom talking about everyone in their prom tux's (by- paintthesilence)

"This one girl once came up to me after I said 'does anyone know what they wanna be when they grow up', grabbed onto my pants, looked up at me and said 'I wanna be a firefighter on the moon!'... I replied 'you're parents did drugs!'" -Ryan from Amped4Life

"SHAME ON YOU!" -Some random on a chatroom who kept saying that for no reason

"I'm Bulimic... but I also have Alsymus so I keep forgetting to throw up" -Someone at my mums work

"Time Line? Time isn't made out of lines! It is made out of circles! That is why clocks are round" -Demyx from Red vs. Blue

"It’s like having a pet, only it’s an old smelly guy in a really really really fugly coat" -Hayner talkning about hobo!Luxord (by- Cloverfrommars)

"I know how to overcome prank calls, next time someone calls you to say 'Have you checked on the children?', tell them 'I killed them, bitch!'" -Me referencing Dane Cook

"You know the thing that bounded after you when the words 'Sic 'em' were said...? Yes that was Saix" -Sora's inner monologue (from- Kitty-Cat-Kauri)

"Well I've also got a jar of dirt, and I'll be damned if there is no heart in it!" -Me again playing with a bottle of sand

"You know what you are? You're like Sudoku. You're too complicated. You're black and white. Everybody pronounces your name wrong. And every time I feel like I've finally solved you, I realize that I've screwed it up beyond imagination. God, I love puzzles."- Summary for Hack Value (by- Souvenir)

"Barrel Rolls: The Answer to all of lifes serious Questions" -Another tee-shirt

"listening to One Winged Angel actually made the experience more fun!" -Me after reading a graphic SephRi almost rape fic with said song playing in the background

"Winter, Winter, Winter -cue head shaking... either you have watched Red Dwarf and are incredibly bored right now, or you really don't know the answer to any of these questions" -English teacher when she found every question in my test was answered with 'I'm a fish'

"I know they were just kids... but man we beat the fuck out of them!" -Me after beating the eleven year olds at team tatics

"You know what happens when a politician takes Viagra? He gets taller!" -Uncle Jesse from Dukes Of Hazzard

"I have to admit I agree with Xigbar when he wonders why they call it tourist season when we can’t shoot them?" -Roxas being himself (by- MidnightAria)

"They need to change the name of that show from Desperate Houswives to Ungrateful Bitches" -Chris Rock

"My Chemical Romance: satisfying gay emo cock fantasies for far too fucking long" -Funny tee-shirt I once saw

"Dilly Dally Shilly Shally: An Expression used to chastize someone who is wasting time, focusing on unimportant things, procrastinating, or otherwise being an emo blond-haired sissy boy" -Definition from Urban Dictionary

"Murphy's Law loves you" -Online friend after hearing about my shitty day

"I invoke rule 34 on the Rescue Rangers. What have I done" -Whoever it was that first said this

"Full View if you don't want me to come murder your first born child. And if you're first born child has already been murdered, then I will settle for popping your tires." -Some guy on DA who makes me laugh

"One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions." -Random...

"If you add a 'b' to the end of Reno and flip it backwards... you get Boner" -...Someone

“If I weren’t okay, you would be far too late by now to do anything. Congratulations, I’m dead. Good night.” -Rufus ShinRa being asked by his secretary if he was okay, she's asking through a speaker...

"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - he hates that." -Me talking to someone who was going to do something utterly stupid (I quoted from somewhere)

"Dude, you are not a window... you're a door." -Me when my cousin stood in between me and the TV

"Raunchy porn for Christmas? The birthday of the Lord and Savior? Was he really becoming this trashy? No, he wasn’t... He’d give it to Sephiroth on New Year’s." -Cloud buying Christmas presents and finding porn of people pretending to be Sephiroth (by- sephcounttheways)

"I, Axel Sinclair, am a flaming homosexual! The thought of a naked guy totally turns me on, girls suck. Dick is great, boobs are not. You getting what I’m saying here?" -Axel coming out to his homophobic, asshole of a dad (by- VampyreQueen24)

"Let’s just blame it on termites, shall we?" -Rufus after he and Reno break a bed at an inn (by- Xenobia)

"First Zell, now him. Jeeze, is there a sign around my neak saying 'Chocobo heads welcome'?" -Leon whining about Cloud's hair for some reason (by- 330INSANITY)

"He was spreading his awesome like peanut butter on toasty bread" -Cloud tranistioning from meek and shy to cool and proud... in his bathroom (by- sephcounttheways)

“Why? Am I too much of a bad boy for your parents? I don’t have to wear black, you know. I could easily change my clothes. Just because I’m in touch with my dark side doesn’t mean I rely on it completely for fashion sense.” -Riku trying to con Sora into letting him see his hometown (by- ?)

"Let go. If you don't, I'm either going to kick your ass or rape you. Either way, you'll end up on the floor." -Cloud when Leon, his ex, tries to get him to stay (by- Lady Karai)

"You don't even have the common courtesy to threaten me with a proper firearm." -Casey when Chuck accidentally uses a tranquiliser instead of a gun as a weapon

"In Kingdom Hearts some queer assholes played a cruel prank by casting Lance Bass as Sephiroth" -Random dude ranting about Sephiroth

"What was the word again? Ah yes. Prison bitch." -whitedog1 talking about Light Yagami...

"Before settling on Naked Snake as Big Boss's alias, Konami toyed with several possibilities including Au Naturel Banguette, Bare-Skinned Boa, Raw Sausages, Peeled Chipolata, Buff Banana, Starkers Salami, Unclad Rod, Leafless Lizard and Exposed Penis" -Magazine making fun of Naked Snake from Metal Gear Solid 3's name...

"Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine" -42 in my list of funny song titles (by-?)

"I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade" -Another funny song title (by-?)

"Did you need something? A kiss? A sensual massage? Something from a high shelf?" -Reno when Roxas talks to him randomly (by- Nijuuni)

"They have robots on them!" -Demyx describing his underwear in the Zemyx AMV 'Wow, Zexion can get sexual too'

"He wanted that kid way more than he favored his health. His health lost out a lot lately, and Axel didn’t want his health getting its hopes up." Axel being slightly not right in the head (by- Oibara)

"You think when Edward did it with Bella, he gave her an STG?" -Me secretly insulting a Twilight fan, STG= Sexually Transmitted Glitter - glitter that rubs on to you during any intimate contact with your partner.

"He's gonna be the most loved man in jail... buuuuuut not in the way that sounded." -The only line I caught on some random TV program before I changed the channel

"Blasphemy: a ticket to hell has never been funnier" -That picture with the Jesus on the cross, then three guys next to it spelling out the letters M, C and A with their arms...

"Guys... what the fuck did you do?" -A response to this picture of a nuclear explosion on the internet

"There are only two rules in TV. Don't swear and don't whip it out. It's not rocket science!" -Krusty the Klown when Kent Brockman swears on TV

"OP should kill OTHER people. Killing yourself means you have either bad psychological issues or bad aim." -Random guy on internet trying to convince other random guy not to commit suicide, I think...

"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum" -Latin for: Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe.

"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants." -I don't know where this came from...

"Don't use the word 'gay' unless it's an acronym for 'Got Aids Yet'" -Republican politician Bob Dornan

"Life's a bitch and then you die. So fuck the world and lets get high!" -A tee shirt that had a picture of a kite on it...

"A key that opens multiple locks is called a Master Key. However, a lock that can be opened by multiple keys is called a lousy lock." -Someone using a metaphor to explain why guys that sleep around are praised by others, whereas a girl that sleeps around is a slut

"Christmas. What a superficial holiday. Roxas used to say the only reason Axel didn’t celebrate it was because he didn’t see why Christ got a holiday and Axel didn’t. In a way, that was true." -Another fanfic (by- Mad-TopHat-Ter)

"Well no one's ever seen an ape turn into a human" -Someone in my Bio class after the teacher said 'no one's ever seen God' as proof of evolution

"As it turned out, 'like, a block away' was Axel-speak for: I have no idea where the fuck this restaurant is." -Axel taking Roxas to a sushi resturant that he went to one time with Demyx (by- Lelek)

"Meanwhile on the National Geographic Channel." -A scene breaker in a SephCloud fic (by- OriginalBotticella)

"The name's Buck. Short for Buckminster. Long for Buh." -Buck from Ice Age 3

"Axel, wearing pants, stepped out of the door" -I accidentally skipped a paragraph the first time reading and missed the joke about Axel's pants before this line... (by- Versace Frolic)

"I’m not late, I’m so fast I’m early. Got it memorized!” -An introduction to Axel. He rushes in late to his lesson yelling this (by-?)

"Anal lube: takes the 'owie' out of 'yaoi'" -Unkown person

"My hovercraft is full of eels" -From a book of useful phrases to know in Japanese

"If we had a military, we'd totally fuck you up..." -New Zealanders on the internet...

"Mature content filter because I didn't put any clothes on the camera." -Person on DA who took a photo of their broken camera and matured it for whatever reason

"Inch by inch, life's a cinch.Yard by yard, life is hard." -Unknown person

"Yeah! We can hold hands on the way there, and I’ll introduce you to all my friends, and we’ll eat lunch together. And when we get home, we’ll camp out in the living room, and watch movies and make smores, and when you fall asleep I will murder you for bothering me all day!" -Pissant little Roxas (by- rae2009)

"Dammit! I forgot to bring my air guitar!" -Me when I left my inflatable guitar at home, I said this in front of people who didn't know this.

"Hey man, funny thing, seeing you here, in bed. What? You’re naked you say? What a coincidence, through no fault of my own, I am too, Hahahaha…yeah, oh no, don’t get up, I’ll just locate my pants and flee the scene." -Badou's plan when he wakes up on top of Heine (by- ?)

"Axel counted to something like two thousand seven hundred and eighty-nine (he knew it was some odd number bigger than ninety)" -by Lovebites and Popcorn

"The strong, powerful sun is making me sweat. OH SHIT here comes his dad!" -Mock the Week

"I take the 'the' out of 'psychotherapist'" -Unknown person

"Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!" -Another unknown person

"Cloud sniffed at the decidedly floral shower gel provided by the hotel and frowned. He was glad he brought his own soap, it would never do for a SOLDIER to go around smelling like a bridal bouquet" -Cloud after he gets to top (by- CasualOtaku)

"You dressed in a normal tux tonight, just for him. He told you that if you wore that pink tux you bought last year that you wouldn’t be allowed to come to the wedding" -Davey talking about Jade at his brother's wedding (by- unknown)

"It's funny how you think you’re going to stop me." -Unknown person

"Ellis... probably the least likely to survive on his own in an zombie apocalypse... or a prison..." -Random on Deviantart in response to cute pictures of Ellis(L4D2) being attacked

"A good essay is 10 inspiration, 15 perspiration, and 75 desperation" -Unknown person

"How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the light bulb and one to observe how the light bulb symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of Cosmic Nothingness" -Spencer Reid's idea of a good joke to tell student recruits (from- Criminal Minds)

"Did you hear about the Scottish drag queen? He wore pants." -Some random guy...

"Why do you have your Walther pointed at my testicles?" -Lt. Archie Hicox (from- Inglourious Basterds)

"That thing between your legs. It's like a penis, but smaller..." Chase when Aaron accuses him of being a faggot in the changing rooms (from- The Covenant)

"They had started cleaning bright and early so they could make the most of their day. Of course, 'bright and early' in any home of Zack's meant 'noonish'." -Cloud and Zack cleaning in preparation of being hosts (by- CornCob)

"You sound like Mini Mouse after her balls dropped." -Magda describing my voice

"Not the dunkaroos!" -Me on sleeping pills, supposedly having a nightmare about dunkaroos

"And I know you're probably thinking that wanting to F your brother is creepy and gross, but in fairness, your brother was probably never a hot Brazilian dude." -Review for the movie From Beginning To The End

"The dead are way more organized than the living." -UnLunDun (by- China Mieville)

"Well, you know how it is, Mr Fox. You’re out at night, looking for kicks and someone’s passing around the weaponised Hallucinogens." -Bruce Wayne when Fox asks if he plans to get gassed with Scarecrow's toxin again (Batman Begins)

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" -from... someone

"You know, for as long as I can remember, I've had memories..." -Colin Mochrie on Whose Line Is It Anyway

"I snapped their necks and removed their hearts. That appeared to keep them down." -Darth Vador when asked how he killed some creatures that kept regenerating (by-?)

"If I had only one wish, I'd wish that he wouldn't grant my wish" -Anon.

"GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" -Optimus Prime (Transformers 2)

"I, Remus Lupin, admit I am attracted to other men.” -The password for the secret part of Sirius's diary when Remus (who is in the closet) needed it (by- FullMoonDreams on AFF)

"So what I'm saying is: Listen happily knowing Beyonce probably doesn't hate you." -Anon after a long rant about how Beyonce is not a feminist

"Life's a garden - DIG IT" -IRDK

"Axel wasn't one to talk though… most of his high school years were spent showing people that yes the carpet did indeed match the drapes and that no he didn't dye both!" -by 0Life-is-a-Song0

"He's like the thing that wouldn't shut up." -Kuzco (The Emperor's New Groove)

"It's a sense of knowing ones mortality mixed with a sense of loving the thrill of being alive anyway." -Me talking about surviving a life changing experience

"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end." -Patrick Starfish

"That was painful to listen to, I can’t imagine what it must have been like to say it." -Naruto (by- TillThatTime)

"And Britain comes away with two gold, two silver, and a bronze! Well, that'll teach the Austrians a lesson for leaving their locker open." -Mock the Week (Things you wouldn't hear at the Winter Olympics)

"Girls, shut the fuck up, you're both beautiful in my eyes," -Axel interrupting an argument between Riku and Roxas (by- XNobodyXSomebodyX)

"The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary so that the necessary may speak" -Hans Hofmann

"Many thanks to the Richard Harris Memorial Toad Choir for that lovely performance. Greetings, salutations, and what up: I will be your new Dumbledore this year, which I’m sure will be fabulous despite the presence of a few hundred undernourished ringwraiths on the premises." - Dumbledore (HP: PoA in 15 minutes)

"I circumcized him so I get to keep it!" -WLIIA (prompt- arguing over the tip)

"If you're scared of pedophiles... grow up." -Jimmy Carr

"Like a midget at a urinal, I had to keep on my toes." -Some writer

"Fine I'll come but if you get us killed I will strangle you." -starraiser

"SHUT UP I AM LADY GAGA!" -Marik (in the Leather Pants video)

"'Boogeyman (also bogeyman, boogieman, boogey monster): a mythical creature used by parents to scare naughty children. Trickster. Shape shifter. Considered the embodiment of fear. Possibly originates in Scotland..." -Because the embodiment of fear possibly originates in Scotland (by- Cattails)

"It all started with Jesus when he said "God is loving and forgiving" and God was like "What? Since when?" -humon

"The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time" -Willem de Kooning

"Would you mind if I Slytherin?" -Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy)

"If there had been any possibility that Dylan would start liking pussy, or that Marissa would stop liking it so much, maybe their families would have tried more forcefully to match the two of them." -by always without complaint

"Bullet in your head is an evident sign that you have already died..." -unknown

"I guess I don't have to ask which one of you is the giiiiiirl." -Gamlen (Dragon Age II)

"Mum, I need money to buy more milk! If I don't have milk, I can't have any milkshakes. And without milkshakes, how do you expect me to bring all the boys to the yard!?? -Me when we ran out of milk

"Hello, and welcome to the show. I'm Martin Freeman, you may recognize me." -Martin Freeman (on Nevermind the Buzzcocks)

"Art is the only serious thing in the world. And the artist is the only person who is never serious." - Oscar Wilde

"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by." -Jack Sparrow (PotC)

"Get them good and wet if you don't want me to rip you asunder when I enter you" -The Emperor showing kindness (I suppose...) to Firion (by- Xionamine)

"From the makers of Snakes on a Plane, comes Snails in a Caravan." -Russel (on Mock The Week)

"I think this song spawned a demon in my pool and it killed the pool boy or it scared the pool boy and he drowned... either way I have to hire a new pool boy cuz of this song" -Guy on Youtube after hearing Blood by AudioMachine

"He who loses money, loses much. He who loses friends, loses much more. He who loses friends due to money, loses all." -dunno

"I was going to make a gay joke... Butt fuck it" -some dude

"No matter how hard he looked, he would never see his mother's homeland. Probably because it was in the opposite direction of where he was looking." -by PyroWriter

"Isaac peeked into the wardrobe... There's a silk negligee. Isaac! Put that back!" -Game message (Golden Sun)

"If you don't believe in oral sex then keep your mouth shut" -dunno

"My computer beat me at chess once. But it was no match for me at kick boxing." -Emo Philips

"I've decided to be a bit more cautious when deleting my internet history. I thought it might look suspicious that I haven't been on the internet for two years." -Guy on Youtube

"There are only four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because Mr. T is going to walk" -unknown Mr. T joke.