Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Warriors.

I am Savannah, the Twilight obsessed fangirl who wishes multiple times to be a vampire. However, I do read other books, but mostly Twilight; my favorites are Animorphs, Warriors, Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, Inkheart, New Jedi Order, Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, Wuthering Heights, and so many others. I love writing; I don't think I'm any good at it, but everyone else seems to think so, so I guess I'm good then.

I love to sing and dance, playing my flute in the marching band gives me great joy. I have aim, neopets and myspace

Marching band is NOT gay/retarded. If you can get that through your thick skulls put this in your profile and add your name to this list. Shewhodanceswithdragons, Frostpaw, Silverstar's Shadow, rosalie-hater-emmett-lover, Savannah Cullen

MARCHING BAND RULES GO FLUTES AND TRUMPETS (trumpets PLEASE get in tune!)

AIM- Suruyasai

Myspace- myspace.com/savannahcullen

Neopets- amberiscute411

I REALLY REALLY HATE JACOB BLACK AND WANT TO KILL HIM ALL BECAUSE OF STUPID AH-MAZING ECLIPSE!

I love music, mostly oldies, but I absolutely LOVE all kinds of music. I love Plays, you know musicals and such. I can write poetry, or so this crazy company says, I'll post it here soon. If you'd like to ask me anything (I mean anything), just ask, I'm a very open person, just message me. My life is one giant musical, trust me. : )

Anyways, please read my stories, I love having criticism, I take it to heart, and do my best to improve, so please REVIEW!

COPY AND PASTIES!

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.)

If you think when the song "Kiss The Girl" said "Yes, you want her, Look at her, you know you do It's possible she wants you too There's one way to ask her" if you think there are 4 ways to ask ,and you think the ways are, 1) Go and kiss her. 2) Ask her out on a Date. 3) introduce your self, 4) Drug her, Stick a ring on her finger, forge a marrage certificate, and tell her your married, then kiss her when ever you want, Copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, alannaswarrior, Savannah Cullen

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADD is Automatic Death Disorder

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

I have them all! put them in your pro if you do! and you know you do! stop lying to yourself!!!!

I am in Sirius denial! Sirius Black is not dead! If you are in denial, copy and paste this (if you can) into your proflie!

I am in Fred denial! Fred Weasly is not dead! If you are in denial, copy and paste this (if you can) into your profile!

I am in Remus denial! Remus Lupin is not dead! If you are in denial, copy and paste this (if you can) into your profile!

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If the name of your world ends in land, world, topia, or burg, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes spontaneously break into song, But my feelings for you last forever, because days come and go, copy this into your profile, dry your tears, it is time to let you go.

If you are mad at prince charming for leaving you single for so long, copy this to your profile.

If you like to run down the street on christmas morning screaming, "I got new undies!!" copy this to your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If when ever someone asks you your name, you have to think about it, copy this to your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!)

If you have a problem with counsoulors, copy and paste!!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If whenever your in pain, you take it out on your sisiter, only because you have nothing better to do, copy this profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile.

If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you, copy this to your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward", you freak out because you love him so much, copy this to your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you think that only losers don't own Twilight, copy this to your profile.

If your so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's vampires playing ball, copy this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as muct as I do, copy this to your profile.

If you love the rain, copy this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (more than one)

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copying this into your profile

If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile

If you are a complete and utter thrill seeker who thrives off roller-coasters and being dropped from insane heights to have a major adrenaline rush, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annyou someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you'r a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile.

If you love your family, but sometimes lay in bed at night thinking of ways to commit the perfect murder, copy this to your profile.

If you would trade your family for the perfect book, copy this to your profile

If you've ever had your bedroom door taken away as a punishment copy this into your profile.

If your brothers have actually busted down your bedroom door, copy this in your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are writing a book, copy this into your profile.

If you constantly need a new bookshelf in your room, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and have sex, put this in your profile if you like bagels.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, to your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like the Goth style of clothes, but your evil mom will not let you die your hair black or die your hair with green tips, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever slapped/punched a relative because they took the last piece of your gum, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this to it to make it longer.

If less than two days before this was posted, your profile was blank, copy this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, RosalieHale123, Savannah Cullen

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

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(")_(")

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.(ouch!!)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile (i did it!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

if you bit some one before you even read twilight or new moon and your whole school is afraid of you for it, but not to afraid that it would keep them from calling you a freak.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid. (MY OWN SISTER MY FLESH AND BLOOD OH THE SHAME!)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile ( KATHY!)

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (poor lucky..)

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!) copy and [aste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, Masen, or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile (duh, if we were all in our minds we'd be floating brains!)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle. ( What can I say, my blood is sweet, and I should know... )

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile( non band ppl)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (not a secret)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

"A girl asked a guy if she was pretty; he said no. She asked him if he wanted her; he said no. She asked him if she left would he cry; he said no. She turned to leave; he grabbed her arm and said, 'You're not pretty, you're beautiful. And I don't want you, I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die'."

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three... or four

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

the statistics on insanity are that 1of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if their okay, then it's you

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

"Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."- Anonymous

If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Dance like no ones watching, sing like no ones listening

Growing old is manditory, but growing up is optional.

"You cry I cry,You laugh I laugh,You jump off a cliff I laugh harder"

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

"When all else fails blow shit up."

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

"A good friend picks you up when you fall,a best friend picks you up and then trips you again."

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell saying "We fucked up, huh?"

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell saying “Damn that was fun!”

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Ilove deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

"I believe die bitch conveys my feelings properly"

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

"You say tomato...I say fuck you."

"STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it."

If I had a million dollars I would say screw the world I'm going to Disney Land!

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

"Your villiage called, they're missing they're idiot"

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.-Anonymous

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration! (IM ALL FOR THAT!)

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

"In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a GB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One."- Yakov Smirnoff.

"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom."- Bob Hope.

"Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some."- Alfred Hitchcock

"There are now more TV's in British households than there are people - which is a bit of a worry."- Prince Charles

"MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's."- Doug Ferrari

"Dealing with Television network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks."- Eric Sevareid

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow.

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces." --Unknown

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." --Abraham Lincoln

“I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott

“There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." --Dr. Who

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers

"Love is the fire of life; it either consumes or purifies." --Unknown

"It's not what you are that holds you back, it's what you think you are not." --Denis Waitly

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." --Sam Levenson

"Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness." --Marabeth Madsen

"Those who do not read are no better off than those who cannot." --Chinese Proverb

"If life was a sitcom, I'd be canceled in a week." --Jeremy Sheff

"We don't know one-millionth of one percent about anything." --Thomas Edison

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." --Pablo Picasso

"It's the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter." --Marlene Dietrich

"We are never so defensless against suffering as when we love." --Freud

"Keep your face in the sunshine and you can never see the shadow." --Helen Keller

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." --Franklin Delano Roosevelt

"If you tell the truth you don't have anything to remember." --Mark Twain

"There are no such things as strangers, only friends that we have not yet met." --Unknown

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you." --Unknown

“I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown

"Don't hold on to anything too tightly; sooner or later, you'll have to let go." --David Nestor

"All that is necessary for the forces of evil to win in the world is for enough good men to do nothing." --Edmund Burke

"Don't waste your youth growing up." --Unknown

"We mock the things we are to be." --Unknown

"Perfection is a waste of time." --Kim De Coite

"When I was young, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not." --Mark Twain

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It Goes On." --Robert Frost

"Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'" --Unknown

"Eat, drink, and be merry. For tomorrow we die." --Dave Matthew's Band

"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough." --Albert Einstein

"True strength is delicate." --Louise Nevelson

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but the mastery of it." --Mark Twain

"Education is an admirable thing. But it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught." --Oscar Wilde

"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible." --Doug Larson

"Life: nobody gets out alive." --J.Q. Pelegano

"Everybody laughs in the same language." --Unknown

"Wisest is he who knows he does not know." --Old Eastern Saying

"Boy, when you are dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you are dead? Nobody." --J.D. Salinger; The Catcher In The Rye

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." --Unknown

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

"Some people have a large circle of friends, while others have only friends that they like." -- Unknown

"Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened." --Winston Churchill

"Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live." --Henry Van Dyke

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. To keep our faces toward change and behave like spirits in the presence of fate is strength undefeatable." --Helen Keller

"Hating people is like burning down your house to get rid of a rat." --Henry Emerson Fosdick

"Music is the universal language of mankind." --Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"There is no finish to a war." --Ernest Hemingway

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." --A. Conan Doyle

"Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." --Gilbert Chesterton

"Everyone makes mistakes. It is what you do afterwards that counts." --Unknown

"Some books make me wanna go adventuring, others feel that they have saved me the trouble." --Ashleigh Brilliant

"Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can." --Danny Kaye

"That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." --Rich Cook

"The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame." --Oscar Wilde

"I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can not stop eating peanuts." --Orson Welles

"Don't join the book burners. Do not think you are going to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they ever existed." --Dwight David Eisenhower

"Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education." --Bertrand Russell

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown

“He who laughs last didn't get it.” - Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” - Unknown

"Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!"-Calvin and Hobbes

"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again"

"Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!"-Anonymous

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

"If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people"

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright

Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I used to be indicisive, now I'm not sure

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Check this out...

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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you write BxE FOREVER on your desks in school for every class. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

BLONDE JOKES!!!

Two blondes ran into a building. (that's it)

more to come!

Just to let you all know, I have most of my stories already planned out in a notebook, so I can't make them that much longer than how I post them. I do my best to please my readers though. THANK YOU FOR READING.