WARNING! Over active imagination in use. You have been warned.

~ If I add your story to my archive...it means I liked it alot. ~

Notes:

4/8/09 - hey!! dead silence yeah i'm alive surprise surprise. anywho...i've been writing like crazy just haven't had time to type up everything. i'll be sure to get the next chapter of N&H 50 K up soon. oh and...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!! my b-day was 4/4. I have a whole NEW story beginning as well. I don't have a title right now for it. I've also got several song-fics that I've started. so...yea i've been busy.

in the mean time...please read, review, favorite or add my stories to your C2. i really appreciate the support i've gotten the past two years.

laterz...JeN

BIO:

Name(s): Jen, Sayuri, Rose

Where can you find me?

YouTube 1

YouTube 2 (shared account with Oto no Yami)

FictionPress

DeviantART

MySpace

LiveJournal#1

LiveJournal#2

Screen Names:

AIM: jenrosekandoit

MSN: jenrosekandoit

Yahoo: different_colored_roses

MySpace: rose_4_4_1992

Other Languages: Spanish(good understanding), Japanese(limited), Portuguese(limited), Italian(limited), Hebrew(limited), German(limited)

My Muses:

Sayuki: Female. 17 years old. Likes the lemons in stories.

Maiko (pronounced my-ko): Female. 6 years old. No joke. Likes just about everything.

Yamiko: Female. unknown age. enjoys incest and yuri. don't know why.

Sayuri no Yami: Female. 16 years old. My dark, emo side. I write my angsty stories because of this one.

Otoki: Male. unknown age. helps me with the male pov's in my stories.

Me: Poor Otoki. You're really out numbered.

Otoki: Shut up. It's not funny. Although...seeing you making out with Dylan in your dreams...now that's interesting.

Me: Is SO not! And how the hell did you find out about that?!

Otoki: You talk in your sleep.

Me: God damnit! Fuck you!

Favorite parirings:

Twilight:

1. Edward/Bella(obvious, yes?)

2. Emmett/Rosalie

3. Jasper/Alice

Spirited Away:

1. Haku/Chihiro

Artemis Fowl: All Books

1. Holly/Artemis Jr

Oban: Star Racers

1. Eva/Aikka

Danny Phantom:

1. Danny/Sam

Law and Order: SVU

1. Elliot/Olivia

2. Fin/Munch

Power Rangers: All seasons

1. Cam/Tori

2. Blake/Tori

3. Bridge/Z

4. Sky/Syd

6. Hunter/Blake

7. Cam/Blake

8. Hunter/Cam/Blake

Harry Potter

1. Hermione/Draco

2. Harry/Draco

3. Hermione/Blaise

4. Draco/Hermione/Blaise

5. Harry/Hermione

6. Percy/Ron

7. Harry/Ron

Inuyasha:

1. Inuyasha/Kagome

2. Rin/Sesshomaru

4. Sesshomaru/Kagome

5. Inuyasha/Sesshomaru

6. Inuyasha/Sesshomaru/Kagome

Naruto

1. Hinata/Neji

2. Naruto/Sasuke

3. Hinata/Shino

4. Kiba/Shino

5. Gaara/Temari

6. Sasuke/Itachi

7. Hinata/Kurenai

8. Hinata/Hanabi

9. Shino/Hanabi

10. Shino/Tenten

11. Neji/Lee

12. Sasuke/Neji

13. Shino/Hinata/Kiba

14. Sasuke/Hinata/Neji

15. Pretty much any yaoi pairing(exception: OrochimaruXanyone)

Disclaimer(s)/Stories:

DISCLAIMER: I own none of the characters that I write about or any of the songs I put into my stories. All things not owned by me are owned by their respective authors, creators, songwriters, etc.

2ND DISCLAIMER: If you have a problem with incest, implied incest, slash, or femslash, don't complain to me. It is not my problem, it's yours.

Stories:

Neji and Hinata: 50 Kisses~ Less than 20 chapters to go! I'll be sad when its done though.

Favorite Music:

Chris Brown, Dream Street, Jesse McCartney, Avril Lavigne, Simple Plan, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Hellogoodbye, Bow Wow, Kenny Chesney, Keith Urban, Taylor Swift, Colby Calliat, Fergie, Nelly Furtado, Justin Timberlake, The Fray, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The All American Rejects, Savage Garden, James Blunt, The Temptations, Neil Diamond, Dixie Chicks, Bowling For Soup, 3 Doors Down, Good Charlotte, Jordin Sparks

Extras

SHIGURE HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT!! Click here to see/hear it! Heehee! SUGAR!!

SHIGURE'S SECOND ANNOUNCEMENT!! Click here. it's HILARIOUS!!

The Gir Song. If you like Gir, then you'll think this is funny.

75 Famous Quotes by Gir on YouTube. Heehee, it's funny.

Check out my new Shino X Hinata video.

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulalcty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheeach at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istelf, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

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- I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
- I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
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- We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
- I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
- I am the foster-child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
- I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that put me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
- I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating from high-school. It was just too much to bear.
- We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
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Quotes

"I clicked the back arrow you stupid piece of crackers!" - Me

"It's your fault for walking into a cinderblock pole." - Jackie

"I LOVE YOU" - Aaron(this really annoying kid I know)

"I'm horny and waiting for you" - Harry(this other guy I know. really perverted)

"I'm a psychopath!" - my friend Dylan

"SAY WHAT!?" - Me(when I'm spazzing)

Mmm...NejiHina drabblicious...Yum - sharingank

"I fall up the stairs, not down. Gravity doesn't like me that way." - Me

"Who the hell SMILES while yelling at a class?"- Jackie talking about her German teacher

"It's not just a Prius, it's a Blue Prius. It's soo pretty."- Jeff Dunham 'Spark of Insanity' (the most awesome show in the world)

"You have NO social life." - my snotty next door neighbor Chelsea (BITCH I DO HAVE A FRICKIN' LIFE! I do waaay more than she does.)

"How about a nice hot cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!"-Larissa(this girl on my bus with a huge attitude)

"Love is love. Gender or family relations shouldn't really matter." - me talking about love and how people are prejudiced against gay people.

"Jef-fa-fa DunHAM dot com." - The Cuban puppet on Jeff Dunham 'Spark of Insanity' (If you've seen this PLEASE let me know.)

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you grapefruit, make lemonade and let everyone figure out how the hell you did it." - Emily

"Where the hell did THAT come from?" - Me

"AIIIEEE!... BOOM!" - Walter on Jeff Dunham 'Spark of Insanity'

"Well, you of all people should know that I THRIVE on Fanfiction." - Me talking to my friend Sandy (aka Hinote no Yami)

"I was elected to LEAD not to READ." - President Schwartzenegger from 'The Simpsons Movie'

"Do or do not, there is no try." - Yoda

"The power of Christ compels you!" - Emily

"God! You're such an idiot!" - Napoleon Dynamite

"DIE!" - my brother when he's on Runescape.

"Is it just me or has the whole world gone insane?" - Me, questioning people's mentality

"Gir stop that annoying insulance you call music!" - Zim

"Chaos. Panic. Disorder! My work here is done." - t-shirt

"Scared out of my shorts. Check!" - Barry from The Bee Movie

"OMG Shoes!" - Kelly from 'Shoes' by liamkylesullivan on YouTube

"Monkeys are dancing on the roof!" - Me(being insane)

"There. Your body matches your brain." - Zeniba(after turning Boh into a mouse)

"Oh. Paper cut." - Zeniba(after Haku slices the paper bird)

"Some people say I have a sick obsession for threesomes." - Me(it's true -_-)

"Cross your legs and smile." - Sly, Baby Geniouses

"...you are you. And that's why I love you." - Neji from 'In My World' by systematica

"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree I see." - idk i think i heard it from somewhere

"I don't know what you've been smoking, but can I have some?" - me(i tripped in so many holes at camp it wasn't even funny)

Love is when you purposefully piss off your lover because it amuses you to no end. It’s when you feel uncomfortable talking about things, but feel like you have to because if you don’t, you feel like the loser. It’s the one person who can make you feel a hundred different things all at once, all the time. When you smile like a fool at anything that reminds you of something they did or said and makes you laugh randomly only to receive odd stares from people. It's being in a constant state of satisfaction even if you can't see them all the time; it's knowing they are yours. That is true love. - What A Shy Girl Is Really Worth by twiggy-shino

"You are never to cook again... wake me up next time; your food is like a twisted suicide or something." -Shino Aburame in Why Love is Chaos by Shinigami29

Somewhere where Neji was...“My underwear senses are tingling…” he mumbled.- Neji in Shino's a What? by absurd musings

"But why is the rum gone?" -Captain Jack Sparrow

"No touchy my Dilly-pickles!" - Me(talking about my friend Dylan)

"What do you mean you're not lucky?! You LIED to me?!" - Mushu

"I'm gonna kill you with this crowbar." - Mike(this moron on my bus. he thinks i should die)

"I am friends with lunatics!" - my friend Jess

"Terry you don't understand anything except smelling Sharpies(tm) and smoking weed." - Me (talking to my friend Terry)