"Pray, hope, and don't worry." -St. Padre Pio

"Do you wake up in the morning feeling sleepy and grumpy? Then you must be Snow White." -David Frost

"Before undergoing a surgical operation arrange your temporal affairs. You may survive." -Victor Hugo and many others

"What's another word for thesaurus?" -Steven Wright

"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force." -Dorthy Parker

"No opera plot can be sensible, for in sensible situations people do not sing." -W.H. Auden

"A little bit of fear means you are doing something worth doing-you are stretching...you are going outside you immediate grasp." -Yanni

"Remember, life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." -Unknown

"If you're not willing to stand up for your beliefs, then your beliefs are not that strong." -Heart of the Sword (great author on Fiction Press)

"To gain knowledge, study. To gain wisdom, observe." -Heart of the Sword

"Fall seven times, stand up eight." -Japanese Proverb

"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear-not the absence of fear." -Mark Twain

"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain-and most fools do." -Dale Carneige

"You can't lead anyone else further than you have gone yourself." -Gene Mauch

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." -Charles Shultz

"Journalism consists largely in saying 'Lord Jones died' to people who never knew Lord Jones was alive." -G.K. Chesterson

"I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top." -Anonymous English Professor, Ohio University

"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door." -Paul Beatty

"What color has a Smurf when you strangle it?" -Steven Wright

"Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots." -A Poster

"If you stand alone, stand tall." -Scarlett Red Rose

~Quotes From Movies~

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work, Frodo, than the will of evil." -Gandalf, The Fellowship of the Ring

"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." -Galadriel to Frodo, The Fellowship of the Ring

"The enemy? His sense of duty was no less than yours, I deem. You wonder what his name is, where he comes from, and if he was really evil at heart. What lies or threats held him on this long march from home, or would he not rather have stayed there...in peace?" -Faramir, The Two Towers

"Come on, Mr. Frodo! I can't carry it for you...but I can carry you!" -Sam, The Return of the King

"For Frodo." -Aragorn, The Return of the King

"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means 'no'." - Barbossa

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate." -Captain Jack Sparrow

"Aye, the compass doesn't point North...but we're not trying to find North, are we?" -Mr. Gibbs

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent." -Qui-Gon Jinn, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering." Yoda, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

"Remember, feel. Don't think. Trust your instincts." -Qui-gon Jinn, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

"All mentors have a way of seeing more of our faults than we would like. It's the only way we grow." -Padme, Star Wars: Attack of the Clones

"Who's more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?" -Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars: A New Hope

"Size matters not." -Yoda, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

"Do...or do not. There is no try." -Yoda, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

"Asps. Very dangerous. You go first." Sallah, Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark

"I order you to forgive yourself." -Jean Valjean, Les Miserables (1998)

"Pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known? God give me courage to show you, you are not alone!" -Christine, The Phantom of the Opera (2004)

~Notes~

Sorry about the line breaks with the quotes. Quickedit does that and it's really annoying.