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since: 01-06-08, id: 1466871, Profile Updated: 01-12-09
country: United States
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Author has written 8 stories for South Park.

I was looking for some fan art, and then I stumbled upon some South Park fan art, and I thought my god, this is genius, and then I looked up some more. And then I looked up more. It was totally, totally sick. Then I decided I wanted to write my own South Park slash. Then I started telling my friends about it and they were all, get that crap away from us. The next thing I knew I had a goddamn FanFiction.net account so I could post without ruining their lives, those poor souls.

Now I have this account, a LiveJournal, some chocolate with bacon in it, and I'm hooking down in Mexico to pay for the ludicrous amounts of blow I need to get through each day. But here I am, and I'm happy.

Also mentally impaired.

Update 12 January 2009: It's been a year you guys wooooooo! Yeah.

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1. The Other Table » reviews
It's human nature to want to know everything about others, and nothing about ourselves. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 82,395 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 10-20-09 - Published: 2-14-08 - Kyle B. & Stan M.
2. Fake Hipsters » reviews
You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan. College slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,998 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 10-8-09 - Published: 3-23-09 - Stan M. & Ike B.
3. The Rectum is a Tomb » reviews
It's summer in 1980s London, and Stan is blissfully unaware that after the rentboy comes the flood.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 35,143 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-10-09 - Published: 2-6-09 - Kyle B. & Stan M.
4. Fruits and Birds reviews
An ode to inter-faith gay relationships, and consumerism.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,415 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-31-08 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
5. Catilinarian Orations reviews
One morning, Kyle wakes up with a vagina. LOL! Poor Kyle.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,016 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-16-08 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
6. I Came A Long Way To See You » reviews
A rough couple of weeks in the competitive South Park antiques market. For Foodstamp's contest. Stan/Kyle. Craig/Tweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,142 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-15-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
7. Bake Off reviews
The school is having a bake-off, and Stan thinks he can win -- if he can survive through the week. Slash. Stan/Kyle. One-shot. Etc.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,170 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 4-8-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
8. An Extended Metaphor reviews
In what way, exactly, is Kyle like a bicycle? Slash.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-12-08 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
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