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1. Jew Swap reviews

Wendy assembles 13 old classmates and one rando for a party, only to discover what she should have already known: These people suck. Slash & het.

South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,151 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-18-12 - Kenny M. & Butters S. - Complete

2. Fake Hipsters » reviews

You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan. College slash.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,831 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 12-14-11 - Published: 3-23-09 - Stan M. & Ike B.

3. The Rectum is a Tomb » reviews

It's summer in 1980s London, and Stan is blissfully unaware that after the rentboy comes the flood.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 157,160 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 10-29-11 - Published: 2-6-09 - Kyle B. & Stan M.

4. The Other Table » reviews

So many boys in 11th grade at South Park High School are gay that an academic comes to town, looking for answers. Kyle agrees to help him. Slash. COMPLETE.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 98,729 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 9-12-11 - Published: 2-14-08 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete

5. Keep On Doing What You Do reviews

Kenny is anything but conventional; Craig is married. These are issues that are best worked out at the school Christmas pageant, yes/no? For RandomGhostie.

South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,447 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-6-11 - Kenny M. & Craig T. - Complete

6. Liebe Und Krankheit reviews

Clyde is affable and insecure; Kenny never even considered trading him sex for free shoes.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,680 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 11-29-10 - Clyde D. & Kenny M. - Complete

7. Things Are Getting Kind of Gross reviews

True, Stan shrieked like a little girl the first time Kyle woke up without any eyes, but Kyle tried not to make fun of the poor guy — if he could have seen his own reflection, he might have shrieked, too.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,127 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-10-10 - Complete

8. Fruits and Birds reviews

An ode to inter-faith gay relationships, and consumerism.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,415 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-31-08 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete

9. Catilinarian Orations reviews

One morning, Kyle wakes up with a vagina. LOL! Poor Kyle.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,016 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-16-08 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete

10. I Came A Long Way To See You » reviews

A rough couple of weeks in the competitive South Park antiques market. For Foodstamp's contest. Stan/Kyle. Craig/Tweek.

South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,142 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-15-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete

11. Bake Off reviews

The school is having a bake-off, and Stan thinks he can win - if he can survive through the week. Slash. Stan/Kyle. One-shot. Etc.

South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,170 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 4-8-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete

12. An Extended Metaphor reviews

In what way, exactly, is Kyle like a bicycle? Slash.

South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-12-08 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete