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since: 11-28-05, id: 939160, Profile Updated: 04-30-09
country: Japan
web: Homepage
Author has written 11 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, and Gravitation.

Welcome. Or 'g'day mate', in my native tongue. Except I currently live in Japan so I should go, 「いらっしゃい」.

I'm horrible at updating and responding to reviews, but I will always do it. Eventually. It's because most of my spare time goes into working on original novels.

Take a guess what I want to be. If you guessed a published author, you're CORRECT. But hey, who doesn't want to publish a book at some point? I'm getting closer. Slowly.

Fanfiction is a lot of fun, don't you all agree? Especially crack. Oh god how I LOVE crack... Erm, not the drug. I'm clean. I'm clean.

If you wanna contact me my MSN is sexyspoonswillruleusall@hotmail.com. Despite complaints about being busy, I'm pretty much always on MSN. I'm a multitasker to the max.

Speaking of, I love Pepsi Max and mocha. Mmm...

CURRENT PROJECTS

Right now I'm working on a new EdVy fic which I hope will help deal with the extreme sorrow I feel at the near-completed state of my original fantasy trilogy. Since it's kinda based on the first book.

...I have a bit of an ego, did you notice?

Anyway, this fanfic is called 'Paper Moon', and I want to get a fair bit done before posting it. So sit tight, it'll be out eventually.

But my main focus remains my fantasy trilogy, which I love and adore more than is healthy.

In the meantime, you can check out my LiveJournal, where I post all my short stories ;D

Catch ya later!

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1. Father's Day reviews
Let's give Hoho-bastard a heart-attack he'll never forget." EdVy, AU, happy birthday KatrinaEagle!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-22-09 - Edward E. & Envy - Complete
2. Spaghetti reviews
Envy dyed his hair and it's annoying the hell out of Ed. Mild EdVy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-18-09 - Edward E. & Envy - Complete
3. Loves Me, Loves Me Not » reviews
L is too addicted to yaoi to investigate Kira. Who does he send in his place? The successors, o' course! With their budding kinda-romance as a distraction, how will things turn out with Mello and Near as the original investigators? MxN, LxR.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,237 - Reviews: 204 - Updated: 2-17-09 - Published: 4-9-08 - Mello & Near - Complete
4. Bitter Silence reviews
Yuki really wishes Shuichi would shut up.
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-2-08 - Eiri Y. & Shuichi S. - Complete
5. Light reviews
It's commonly stated amongst casualties of near-death experiences that they see light. SPOILERS, drabble. Shounen ai if you wanna see it.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-2-08 - L & Light Y. - Complete
6. Dynamite » reviews
Envy, the kid who has it all. Ed, the one with nothing. This is their love-story, in the midst of a chaotic high school full of exchange students, crazy SRC President Mustang, and a deadly gossip chain supply an endless amount of drama. Shounen ai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,715 - Reviews: 466 - Updated: 1-1-08 - Published: 9-22-06 - Edward E. & Envy - Complete
7. Haganegami » reviews
After Ed's fastpaced, meaningful life as the Fullmetal Alchemist, having to settle down in a new world with no purpose, no goal and no future wasn’t something he wanted. Then again, neither was death. Yami no Matsuei crossover, spoilers, shounen ai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,813 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 6-13-07 - Published: 1-13-07 - Edward E. & Envy - Complete
8. Obsessions reviews
He was not an obsessive fanboy! He just… wanted some boxers and had no money, so why not steal Ed’s? [RoyEd, for Sekhmet's Moon]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-19-06 - Roy M. & Edward E. - Complete
9. Lost in an English Assignment » reviews
I much prefer to lose myself in a good book. I just… never meant it literally. [AU, Edvy, shounen ai, COMPLETE!]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,353 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 10-24-06 - Published: 9-1-06 - Edward E. & Envy - Complete
10. Facts of Life reviews
Guess which creature can't live without shrimps. [ONESHOT, ENED]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-27-06 - Envy & Edward E. - Complete
11. Matchmaker » reviews
Ed's been having a bad week. With everyone he knows and cares about getting into traumatic situations. But what is the scheme behind all this? Slight AU, OOCness and parodyness. WARNING: a little shounen ai and just messedup pairings
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 7-5-06 - Published: 5-6-06 - Edward E. & Envy - Complete
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