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since: 11-16-02, id: 295080, Profile Updated: 11-04-09
country: United States
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Author has written 14 stories for Transformers, Transformers/Beast Wars, Aliens/Predator, Eyeshield 21, and Repo! The Genetic Opera.

Well, someone bitch-slap you with a shovel and call you a penis wrinkle! It seems you have stumbled upon a ShadowDemon-Gengar!

Astounded, you quickly fumble around in your backpack for your phonebook-thick dictionary on rare, ass-ugly creatures. Yanking it out, you immediately start flipping excitedly through the pages until you land on the picture that resembles the strange creature. There is a block of text beneath:

"The ShadowDemon-Gengar is an extremely unique creature being that there is only one of its species - scholars and renowned scientists believe it is due to its hideousness, but there is the slim chance that it is because of its anti-social nature. It is often seen delving in books with hard-core sex content between delicious, strange males and modern-day females, and it is never without the device known as the iPod. Scholars are certain beyond a doubt that it is simply because the creature has developed an odd attachment to the object's rectangular shape rather than its ability to hold and play back thousands of songs. It's rare that this creature is found alone. Oftentimes it is seen in the presence of the creative, well-known creature known as the Blackwing.Rose or tends to follow the ever-moving, intelligent creature called the Syrus Magistus. The ShadowDemon-Gengar is far from dangerous or hostile, but it does possess the ability to come off as such when it speaks its mind on controversial subjects (i.e. Gay Marriage, Abortion, Religion, Politics, etc.) and about those who are complete and unforgivable dumbasses.

The ShadowDemon-Gengar also seems to possess the ability to construct reviews for horrible fanfiction stories, its opinions and words often lengthy and scathing, and it tends to not give two shits if its comments hurt or anger the author's feelings.

Its Likes are:
- music
- spicy/stomach-eating foods (Habanero Doritos, sliced jalapenos, Pepper Jack Cheese, Flamin' Hot Cheetos, ect.)

- writing
- sporking bad fanfics and fics, profiles, and stupid reviews
- drawing
- building websites and fanlistings

- reading romance novels
- 'Zeitgeist: The Movie' and 'Zeitgeist: Addendum'
- monster films
- no-bullshit leaders
- Harry Potter
- making playlists for her stories

- flamers

- Transformers
- constructive criticism
- Barricade
- Ironhide

- reptiles
- the moon
- owls

- werewolves
- demons

- being aware, thus being free
- spirituality
- making icons
- Lucifer
- collecting and raising dragons

Its Dislikes are:
- government
- egomaniacs
- ignorance
- troublemakers
- crappy writers
- Stephenie Meyer
- cockroaches
- immature adults
- whiners
- Mary-Sues
- Suethors
- Fox 26 News
- Canon rapists
- stupid people
- Twilight
- Twilight fangirls
- religion/religious zealots
- corruption
- a lenient justice system."

Wow! With a grin, you slap the book closed and start digging around inside your bag again for your camera; however, when you look up, you find, much to your awful disappointment, that the creature has left.

Aw . . . better luck next time.


!! ATTENTION DOUJINSHI BUYERS !!

HelloSugah is in the process of piecing together a livejournal community called "Raw Doujinshi Scans".

You can read her more thorough proposal and information of the community here, but the community is for those who love reading and owning doujinshi on their favorite fandoms, but because they can be expensive to an average-paid person (10-20 dollars a piece with private/personal sellers; 30-50 dollars a piece on sites like eBay), HelloSugah is offering us a wonderful opportunity.

She's looking for at least ten people (myself included) to help get the community off the ground. Instead of paying a good chunk on just one doujinshi, she's offering an idea: each member puts a few bucks into the community's money pot and she'll break apart and scan her books (the right way) and give them to those with membership to the community.

In other words, instead of getting one book for 10 from any other seller, you'll get ten or so scanned books for that same amount. And the more people who sponsor, the less and less everyone has to add to the money pot.

This idea offers a cheap and honest way to get doujinshi without having to deal with the normal expense, shipping, possible damages, or having to possibly ruin your own book just to scan a panel or two.

Of course, other services are welcomed in place of a sponsor, such as a translator or a scanner.

As I totally agree with her, freeloaders (or 'leeches', as they're called) will not be given membership (or will have their membership taken away) to the community. You have to have something to contribute - to help build the community into something strong and healthy. Fairness is a moral that is required to join.

Fandoms Currently Included:
- Bleach
- Eyeshield 21
- Fullmetal Alchemist
- Gundam 00
- Harry Potter
- InuYasha
- Naruto
- The Prince of Tennis
- Revolutionary Girl Utena
- Sailor Moon
- Trigun
- The Twelve Kingdoms

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1. Christmas Madness reviews
Humanized Megaton experiences his first Christmas. A play off my fic, "Tough Luck", and a year-late gift to BlackwingRose.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-18-09 - Megatron & Maggie M.
2. Tough Luck » reviews
He figured nothing in his life could ever top destroying the universe's biggest threat. Boy, was he proven wrong when he turned said universe's biggest threat into a human . . . -Maggie/Megatron; Mikaela/Barricade; Sam/Bumblebee-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,500 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 7-26-09 - Published: 6-20-08 - Megatron & Maggie M.
3. Bejeweled Combat Boots reviews
LJ's "30 Distractions" challenge on the Ironhide/Annabelle pairing and friendship.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-20-09 - Ironhide & Annabelle L.
4. Glass Starlight » reviews
After the Fallen and his minions were destroyed, it seemed as if peace had been restored to Earth for the next couple of decades, allowing the Autobots and their allies to live quietly. That is, until the planet is visited once more. -Ironhide/Annabelle-
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-15-09 - Published: 7-14-09 - Ironhide & Annabelle L.
5. Bloodied Scalpels » reviews
LJ's "30 Distractions" challenge for the Nathan/Shilo pairing.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 6-11-09 - Published: 3-26-09 - Nathan & Shilo
6. Gunsmoke Signals » reviews
A collection of drabbles, one-shots, and mini-stories dedicated to the Hiruma/Mamori pairing. Based on the "100 Themes" and LiveJournal's "30 Distractions" challenges.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,853 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 5-15-09 - Published: 8-20-08 - Hiruma Y. & Mamori A.
7. Paradise Sandcastles reviews
Mamori wins two tickets to the Bahamas. She really wants to go, but the problem is, everyone she knows is either too busy to go or simply doesn't want to go. Until the unlikeliest person steps up with that wicked grin and scheming eyes. -Hiruma/Mamori-
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-12-09 - Hiruma Y. & Mamori A.
8. Coffee to Go » reviews
100 themes on the Hiruma/Mamori/Musashi triangle for the livejournal community dedicated to it, "coffee for 3".
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-1-09 - Published: 2-9-09 - Hiruma Y. & Mamori A.
9. Slave » reviews
What exactly were the terms of the bet that Hiruma and Mamori had made that day in the classroom? And what will be the results of Hiruma having clearly lost that bet? -Hiruma/Mamori-
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 2-24-09 - Published: 8-6-08 - Hiruma Y. & Mamori A.
10. The Devil's Contract reviews
The closer they get to the Christmas Bowl, the more violent their team captain and team manager seem get with one another. Only those who best understand the two are the ones who are sitting back in amused anticipation. -Hiruma/Mamori-
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-8-08 - Hiruma Y. & Mamori A.
11. Business as Usual » reviews
Collection of drabbles and one-shots about humanized transformers surviving the human world and learning its customs. Includes the pairings seen in Tough Luck and Tough Valor. Put together by the "A through Z" challenge.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-18-08 - Published: 8-19-08 - Megatron
12. To the Rats » reviews
Two women; two Decepticons; nine Autobots; an estimated 6.6 billion humans; one mutual enemy. -Barricade/OC; Starscream/Alexis-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,470 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 2-22-08 - Barricade
13. Dark Grievances reviews
Abby, daughter of a mad scientist, always played it safe. But when her father's collegues begin to repeat his cruel experiments, she must seek out his one, deadly creation in order to stop them before the evil . . . resurfaces again. -Xenomorph/OHF-
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-19-08
14. Transformers: The Astro Limit reviews
ORIGINAL; The newly resurrected Megatron wants the grandson of Optimus Prime and the Matrix of Leadership destroyed so that his reign over the universe can be secured, but the newly elected Autobot leader isn't going down without a fight . . .
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-28-08
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