How am I supposed to study when I'm not in the mood for it?
Number one, I set fire to my shoes.
~ Adam Savage, Mythbusters
So far in the closet he's eligible for a Narnian passport.
~ www.fstdt.com
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Who: Me.
What: Homo sapien, Eurasian, East Asian, Korean.
Where: Born in Los Angeles, raised in Granada Hills, currently residing in La Jolla. (yeah, baby!)
When: May 10, 1989
Why: For all you kiddies who want to know where babies come from...
How: Jaundice. Freaked my parents to death. Imagine, a couple's very first child is born YELLOW.
Who: Shirozora, aka cybertron_log
What: A fan fiction writer, an amateur artist, a college student, a revived Transfan, and a self-important smart ass
Where: The Decagon @ Iacon, Cybertron...or some other whackjob place.
When: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
Why: Because I eat brains for breakfast, that's why! (Actually, I write to let others escape reality, including me)
How: One of my friends thinks I'm a freak because I can come up with plausible epic storylines like snap! I consider myself a miserable failure for being a much strong fanfiction writer than an original fiction author. But wherever my heart, mind & soul goes, I follow. When they call, I answer. Writing and art are my passion; I live for it, I live only because of it. Without the creative freedoms they give me, I am nothing.
I write for me and for you
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"Aim towards the Enemy."
~ Instruction printed on US M79 Rocket Launcher
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My particular What's: Transformers, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Fullmetal Alchemist, Robot Chicken, Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, Mythbusters, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Encyclopedia Dramatica, Teletraan-1: The Transformers Wikia, The Darwin Awards, Thoroughbred horse racing (mainly Tiznow), Marvel (Avengers, New and Young! Iron Man!), G.I. Joe, Kingdom Hearts and Digimon, Lord of the Rings, 300, Gettysburg, Christopher Titus, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, CSI: Miami, CSI: New York, Without a Trace, House M.D., Cold Case, The Colbert Report, Anti-Shurtugal.com, deviantART, ConceptArt.org, FoxKids, Cartoon Network/Adult Swim, Spongebob Squarepants, Snow Patrol, Linkin Park, OneRepublic, Lifehouse, Goo Goo Dolls, Stan Bush, Kanye West, Utada Hikaru, Josh Groban, Steve Jablonsky, Hans Zimmer, Howard Shore, tea, fish, dolphins, horses in general, fantasy, writing, art, movies, sleeping, being an ADD egotistical smartass, and a seeker of the lulz.
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WangGuhnUSA (9:23:44 PM): "Similarly, English allows some compound statements to be compressed by using compound predicates."
oxoathkeeperxo (9:28:46 PM): wtf
oxoathkeeperxo (9:28:51 PM): i just lost several iq points
WangGuhnUSA (9:25:42 PM): HAHHAHHAA
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Who: I am Shirozora almost everywhere
What: My Transformers fanon (G1, Unicron Trilogy, IDW, DW/DDP, 2K7), an Avatar: The Last Airbender postwar short (Zutara, Sukka, platonic Taang)
Where: www.shirozora.deviantart.com (artwork), Shirozora's LJ (www.shirozora.livejournal.com), Shirozora's IJ (www.shirozora.insanejournal.com), and Shirozora at The Padded Cell and ConceptArt.org. Cybertron Log @ AIM.
When: I am almost ALWAYS on at night.
Why: These are what I call my Intarweb facts.
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Sixshot is so powerful, he defies all laws of perspective.
~ Teletraan-1: The Transformers Wikia
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Because "How" is sooo important...
How: Everything that I had ever shipped, created and shipped, canon shipped, fanon shipped, have shipped, will ship, will forever ship, FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS...
Digimon = Tai x Sora, WarGreymon x Magnadramon (yeah, don't ask), T.K. x Kari
Lord of the Rings = Faramir x Eowyn (cuz im kewl liek dat)
Harry Potter = Harry x Hermione (guilty ship, kill me now)
Kingdom Hearts = Roxas x Kairi (forever and ever and ever...), Sora x Namine, Riku x Namine, Riku x Olette, Sora x Roxas (just once)(onesided) Sora x Fuu, Zexion x Kairi
Avatar: The Last Airbender = Zuko x Katara, Aang x Toph, Sokka x Suki (all the pieces fit together), Azula x Jet (racy, if in fic with other ships)
Fullmetal Alchemist = Ed E. x Noah (yeah...), Al E. x Winry R. (big yeah...), Roy M. x Riza H. (canon...for once), Ed E. x Winry R. (more canon), Ling x Lan Fan (more subtle, lesser known, beautiful)
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation = Grissom x Sara, Catherine x Nick/Warrick, Nick x Sofia (if she came back), Hodges x Wendy -evil laughter ensues-
CSI: Miami = Horatio x Marisol (she's dead, so what?), Ryan x Calleigh, Eric x Natalia
CSI: New York = Mac x Peyton/Stella, Danny x Lindsey
Marvel's Young Avengers = Patriot x Hawkeye (interracial...for once?), Wiccan x Hulkling (homosexual teenage superheroes FTW+ canon!), Stature x (young, shiny, sexy) Vision
..and for the EPIC win...
Transformers = Bumblebee x Arcee (and now...FTW), Ratchet x Wheeljack, Optimus Prime x Elita-1, Ironhide x Chromia, Jetfire/Skyfire x Starscream, Sam x Mikaela (movie shipping ftw), etc...
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Nipples. Many sizes, many shapes. Some on my back.
~ Joel, Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode 425
Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man!
- Optimus Prime, Transformers (2007)
Yeah! Let's break some rules!
-Toph, Avatar: The Last Airbender
"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
~ Infantry Journal
Tory: Frank, why are you standing so far away?
Frank: Because I want to live.
Tory: So then the next question is, why am I standing so close?
~ Mythbusters
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
~ US Air Force Manual
At ease, Lieutenant Loser.
~ Crow, Mystery Science Theater 3000
No pun intended on "beating the bushes", but...
~ Anderson Cooper
You see me fall down a flight of stairs, you run.
~ Dr. Wilson, House
Look, if spending your leave assembling a kilt out of fruit roll-ups in order to be the world’s first “Edible Scot” makes you weird…on second thought, that is kinda weird, so yeah, I guess that one stands.
~ former Specialist Schwarz, skippyslist.com
Are these not glass? Oh, they are.
~ Adam Savage, Mythbusters
She says she cares about other people? What a poser!
~ Dr. Wilson, House
I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians.
~ Ghandi
23. Must never ask anyone who outranks me if they've been smoking crack.
~ Skippy's List
Frank, this is like the world's most dangerous cooking show.
~ Grant Imahara, Mythbusters
You hear that, Confucianists? How do you keep your noodles clean?
~ M. Crotty, MMW 2 Discussion, UCSD Winter 2008
No we do not pray together, Jeremy, no.
~ Tony Blair
Virgil: He went in at 10:44.
Turk: 10:46, get a watch that works.
Virgil: Dude, you make me sick. It's 10:44.
Turk: 10:46
~ Ocean's Eleven
We're all gonna die, aren't we?
~ Bumblebee, Transformers Animated
Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you.
~ Carl Sagan
WE ROLLIN'!
~ Jazz, Transformers (2007)
oxoathkeeperxo (9:24:24 PM): to heaven or hell or wherever the hell you're going
In closing, I wish you nothing but dick cancer.
~ Machinamania
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