| SHM Antics |
Author has written 45 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Naruto, and Twilight. I have heard a lot of good things about FanFiction.net, so, here I am! I am also on DeviantArt. (Note that the Web link is my DeviantArt page.) | |||||||
1. Yazoo Goes to Emo Camp »Yazoo tries to kill himself, and is sent to Hell! Well, a place where the send the suicidal people, but still. Strangeness ensues.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,317 - Published: 1-5-12 - Yazoo & Cloud S.2. Twilight Remnants reviewsKadaj, Loz, Yazoo, and Kristyn are transported to the realm of Twilight. I don't hate Twilight, I'm just strange.Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-15-11 - Kadaj & Edward - Complete3. Movie DazeBe afraid of the movies. BE AFRAID!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Published: 6-11-10 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete4. The Rainy Day reviewsAchmed the dead terrorist : And Kadaj pulls a Flip AND a Leroy Jenkins! I need a life And he's a little obsessed with fire. And rain. And fire. And for Invader Zim and Monty Python fans... I WENT there!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-11-10 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete5. The Mall reviewsSephiroth is not really enjoying his afterlife. Who knew?Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-11-10 - Sephiroth & Itachi U. - Complete6. A Heep of TroubleUriah Heep comes to life. And he won't die.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Published: 6-11-10 - Yazoo & Kadaj - Complete7. If All Else Fails, CryCloud has revenge!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Published: 6-11-10 - Kadaj & Cloud S. - Complete8. Revenge of the ChocobosThe Chocobos, they has a revenge. *Creepy smile*Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Published: 6-11-10 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete9. Halloween II reviewsThis was SUPPOSED to be uploaded for Halloween, but I got lazy and didn't write. So here it is. Late. But here. I know, it's weird. But it was fun to write. Loz: ZOMBIES! *Chases zombies* . . . I don't know him.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-11-10 - Loz & Kadaj - Complete10. Kiddie Corner reviewsThe remnants are running out of money, so they decide to babysit.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-26-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete11. A Chocobo’s Point of View 1 reviewsI decided to try my stories from a Chocobo's point of view. This is a retelling of "Chocobo Training." Only this time, it is from the Chocobo's point of view. ENJOY!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-17-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete12. Chocobo HuntingCloud goes missing!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Published: 9-10-09 - Yazoo & Kadaj - Complete13. Chocobo TrainingChocobo training! Not as easy as it sounds.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Published: 9-10-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete14. The Amazing Adventures of Yazoo and Emo Boy reviewsTune in next time to hear Kadaj say "I love you nii-san!"Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-2-09 - Yazoo & Kadaj - Complete15. The Cave reviewsKadaj is bored!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-1-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete16. The Arcade reviewsLoz is bored.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-1-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete17. RuidosoThe remnants go to Ruidoso for a week. Havoc ensues.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Published: 8-19-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete18. Gold Saucer reviewsThe remnants go on a vacation!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-18-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete19. The IslandIt started out as a nice boat trip to Wutai. It turned out to be a nightmare. A living nightmare.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Published: 8-18-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete20. Places Cold and Dark reviewsThe young remnants and their sister go camping. And something goes "Bump" in the night.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-18-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete21. All in Favor, Say 'I'Will they find Hojo?Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Published: 8-17-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete22. Kill Dem Kill Dem All reviewsKadaj has a bad experiance with spiders. Do NOT read if you are grossed out by spiders!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-14-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete23. Stay Strong » reviewsAhmy Nakamura always wanted to be a normal kid. Kinda hard when you have Jenova Cells.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,767 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-14-09 - Sephiroth & Kadaj24. Pool DayThe air conditioner is broken! So they three young men and their insane little sister go swimming!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Published: 8-10-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete25. Before the day is DoneThis happens before: The Fan Boy It's Always Christmas Time Cheese Strikes AgainFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Published: 8-9-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete26. Cheese Strikes AgainCheese! Cheese be good! Ok, so my friend said "You totally have to have a 'Your mon' Joke." So I did! And the Space Time Continuum thing, that was my mom. :DFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Published: 8-6-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete27. The GameKadaj obsesses.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Published: 7-30-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete28. The Fan Boy reviewsYazoo is a fan boy!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-22-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete29. It's Always Christmas TimeWill Kadaj change back?Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Published: 7-22-09 - Kadaj & Cloud S. - Complete30. Loz's Birthday reviewsLoz has a birthday! And for his birthday, he is determined to have Cheese stay in his bed room! Will it work?Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-12-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete31. Kadaj's Birthday reviewsYay Kadaj!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-22-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete32. Yazoo's Birthday reviewsHappy birthday to you! You live in a zoo! Your brothers are demented, and they act like it too!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-22-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete33. The BaldingPoor, poor KadajFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Published: 6-22-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete34. The Stalker reviewsCheese!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-22-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete35. Say CheeseKitty!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Published: 6-22-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete36. Santa Ain't so Jolly reviewsOoh, bad Santa. Hehe.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-22-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete37. The VacationPoor, poor Kadaj.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Published: 6-22-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete38. Computer TroubleKadaj wants his computer.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Published: 6-22-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete39. Clothes Shopping Havoc reviewsOh teh noes!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete40. The Shiny reviewsOooh, shiny!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete41. Pet Peeves reviewsFear the pug, fear it!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete42. Skills to pay the BillsWill Kadaj kill himself?Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Published: 6-22-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete43. The Day Gaia Stood Still reviewsWill they escape?Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete44. The Begining: Part TwoWill they escape? Will Sephiroth really help them? And will I find my magic pencil? I KNOW ONE OF YOU PUNKS STOLE IT! Ok, jk. Jk.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Published: 6-22-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete45. The Begining: Part One reviewsThe begining, where Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo make their escape.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-22-09 - Kadaj & Yazoo - Complete