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May 8, 2007: I'm so glad that my cousin told me about this site. I was desperate to find a site to type up all of my stories, and let other people around the world read them. Being a junior in high school is so tough for me. Because really I don't fit in with any of the cliques at my high school. I'm just me and through my whole school day after day. I'm being ridiculed, bullied by thugs, my friends wants me to dress slutty, so they can have something to talk about, and school in general. However, through time I will write about that and hope that people will learn something from it. Please give me some time to type up my stories because I write them all down in my binders, and then I have to edit my stories to the best of my ability. Well my name is Tiffany, I live in Florida, I want to become an artist and a writer. But now all I have to worry about now is surviving high school and never have to see any of my shallow friends and classmates again.

June 3, 2008: Because there is nothing but mean girls and guys who think they can get any girl they want to. But for me high school had went by so fast for me, but I am so happy that I got my diploma and that's what matters the most to me now. At least my mom was there for me the most. She was proud of me the most and I didn't even shed a tear at graduation night.

May 18, 2009: I have been on Fanfiction.net for 2 years now. It does not seem like I have been on here that long. Well, if any of you have not noticed. I have barely have written any fanfics. I am tired of writing fanfiction right now. I just be on here occassionally just checking for messages/reviews. I am suffering from depression and I am just not interested enough to write fanfics, like I was when I was 17 when I was first introduced to this site by my cousin. Well I don't know how long I won't be writing on this site anymore.

May 24, 2009: I am thinking about writing in a new section. I am just bored with writing anime/manga or cartoons. After writing about it on or off, for a long time it gets boring to me. Therefore, I have no idea what I am going to write on here yet.

June 3, 2009: It's officially a year now since I graduated from high school. It does not seem like it has been a year but it has.

June 18, 2009: I have not really been doing any writing at all. I just can't write or draw anymore so I don't think I will be writing on here right now. I don't know if I even want to.

September 13, 2009: I'm not into writing fanfiction right now like I use to be. I'm just not into it anymore and I'm not into updating the stories I have unfinished right now either. I have lost all interest in writing fanfiction.

October 8, 2009: I am so happy today! Because my birthday is today and I am 20-years-old! I can't believe I made it this far in my life. I have been stressing out a whole week before my birthday about not being a teenager anymore but I have documented the moments in my poems, so that's good enough for me and it's a part of life.

January 1, 2010: Well it is finally here. 2010! I am excited for this new year. Hopefully great things will happen with me. Even though life is a little hard for me, but the more I struggle and learn from it. Maybe I will have a simpler life. However, it is marking a decade of the 2000's.

July 14, 2010: It's hard to believe that I have been on FF.net for 3 years now. I remember that I was only a 17-year-old girl who was almost done with my junior year (2006-2007). I still remember how I felt about over 95% of my friends were not even really my friends. My cousin told me about this site and I decided to join because I was desperate to have an outlet, and I wanted to write about my experiences through fanfiction. Even though I am an artist but I am planning on becoming a writer, and double majoring as an Art and English major. Well I have been on a hiatus for little over a year now and now I will be back writing again like I use to. I would have thought that I would have a lot more stories written, but sadly I don't because it takes me a couple of days to come up with an original idea. Like I said I am in a community college and I just started January 2010, but now I am on summer vacation until late August 2010.

August 23, 2010: If you are writing like an amateur still (like me!) or you think that you are a good writer well think again! Check out this article from deviantart.com that I found and you will see what I mean.

link: http://news.deviantart.com/article/81796/#commentbody

October 5, 2010: I have realized that I have been on a long hiatus away from ff.net and I apologize for that. I will continue writing "The Priestess Annihilator" still going through the beginning of Kagome's senior year. I remember now that I started writing the fanfic on the beginning of my senior year in August 2007, so that's where its still continuing from I'm trying to go slow as possible. :)

October 25, 2010: I seriously need to update my fanfic, but I'm always writing papers for my English Comp I course, Reading 0002, and my Humanities 2020 class as well. Don't worry people I have not disappeared! I have written down a lot of ideas on paper, but I have not sat down long enough/ have the time to write a chapter down. New stories will be coming out ASAP when I have a free day/ day off from college. :)

December 8, 2010: I will be deleting 4 of my earliest stories when I went back to look at what I wrote at 17 and 18-years-old. I was really disappointed with myself over what I wrote and it will soon be erased off here. I will be re-writing the Nutcracker tale with RK and a surprise plot as well. I have no idea when I will upload it though. I have matured a lot as a writer and I can't stand looking over my sloppy, average writing any longer. Please accept my apologies to the people that have favorited and story alerted me. If you have any questions or concerns just e-mail me.

December 29, 2010: Right now I am rewriting "The Priestess Annihilator" that I wrote on Sept. 9, 2007. I'm going to make it better than i did the first time around. It will be up around the new year of 2011; I wanted to make my return back on here until then. So keep your eyes out for that, for the people who use to read my stories in the past 3 1/2 years. :)

Feburary 13, 2011: Keep your eyes out my Story Alert and Favorite Alert people. Because I will have a new Tokyo Mew Mew story out called "Tokyo Mew Mew: Dangerous Territory" coming out soon. It would have been out a little earlier, but I have been in college for a year now and I'm too busy to re-vamp my stories.

May 8, 2011: WOW! I can't believe that I have been on this site for 4 years now. I am so proud of myself and I will be doing some major comebacks on here!

June 2, 2011: I have just posted up my revamped version of "Destiny Leads To Drama" the Rurouni Kenshin story that I did on July 26, 2007 when I was still 17 and I was going to be a senior in high school with a few weeks later. I hope anybody who reads it will enjoy it. I still have one fanfic left that I am going to do for Winx Club that I tried writing back in 2008, but I felt like I failed miserably so I took it off the site. I will be working on that fanfic story ASAP!

July 12, 2011: I have changed the title of "Tokyo Mew Mew: Entering Dangerous Territory" to "Mew Mew Power: Entering Dangerous Territory" and I changed the Japanese names to the English names, which I was suppose to do the same day I put it online. Now everything is fixed the way I wanted it to be I'm just letting everyone know what was going on.

February 8, 2012: Sorry for being so MIA my 2nd year of college as an Art major is keeping me more busier than I ever been especially my Literature 1000 class. I have been writing little by litte when I can in my binder notebook's. I estimate that I will be able to write on my slow weekends, which are very rare by the way, or when my Spring Break comes on March 11.

Nicknames

Speedy (my mom named me that when I was 7. Tif,(My homeboy's named me that), Stephenie (I know it's strange my grandpa called me that, because he never could remember my name), and Tiffy(My grandma named me that)

Name: Tiffany

Background: African-American

Age: 22

Height: 5'4"

Hair: Black

Eyes: Dark Brown

Sign: Libra

Birthstone: Pink Opal

Birthdate: October 8, 1989

High School Years: 2004-2008

Grade: High School Graduate

High School Alumni

College: PSC

Major: Art

College Years: 2010-2013

Degree: Associates of Arts

About Me

Hobbies: Reading, Drawing, playing the piano and keyboard, and juggling; and writing stories/poems.

Personality: Shy, friendly, quiet, and sometimes sweet and moody, caring, polite, hard working, organized.

Fav.Authors: Jane Austen, William Shakespeare, Edgar Allen Poe, Anne Frank, Lisi Harrison, Ellen Schreiber

Okay Authors: Stephenie Meyer, Jocelynn Drake, L.A. Banks, Zoey Dean, Kelley Armstrong, Melissa De La Cruz, P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast

Fav.Books: Dear John, The Diary of Anne Frank, Sealed With A Diss, Vampire Kisses Series, Pride and Prejudice, Once In A Full Moon, Destined, Grimm's Fairytales

Okay Books that I'm neutral about: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, House of Night series, and Blue Bloods series

Least Favorite Book: Nightwalker, Bite the Bullet, The Notebook, The Hobbit, Macbeth, P.S. I Loathe You, Breaking Dawn, The Host, Hunted, Tempted, Burned, Awakened, Chosen.

Fav.Cartoons:Ben 10, Ben 10: Alien Force, Powerpuff Girls, Rocko's Modern Life, As Told By Ginger, Rugrats, Ren & Stimpy, Mew Mew Power, Sailor Moon, Teen Titans, mostly 90's cartoons

Fav.Music: Pop/ Rock, Hip-Hop, R&B, and Rap (To me it's getting a little repetitive and boring now, but I listen to the old school rap!)

Fav.Music Artists: Cascada, Tatu, Fireflight, Red, Kelly Clarkson, Gwen Stefani, MIMS, Lil Mama, Evanescence, Within Temptation, Rihanna, Fergie, Linkin Park, Nelly Furtado, and Timbaland, Jennifer Hudson, Fantasia

All right Music Artists: Lady Gaga, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Soulja Boy, Natasha Bedingfield, Paramore

Fav.Songs: Gangsta's paradise, Faint, Numb, Crawling, What U Got, Never Again, 4 in the morning, Umbrella, Lip Gloss, Fergalicious, Glamourous, The way I are, Pop, Lock, and Drop it, What I've done, Promiscuous, What you got, Beily Plaschik, White Robe, The way I am, See who I am, Ice Queen, Frozen, Snow white queen, Lithium, The only one, Decode, Dangerous, Emergency, That's what you get, Pressure, Angel, Make me better, Dangerous, Untouched, Popular, Let it rock, Myself, You Decide, Lost, Breathe into me, Liar, You gave me a promise, Myself, Tatu: Fly on the wall, Snowfalls, All the things she said, Nas ne dogonyat, Knock you down, I hate everything about you, Ignorance, Pyromania, Every time We Touch, Dangerous, Evacuate The Dance Floor, My Heart Is Broken (Evanescence), The Change, Lost In Paradise, New Way To Bleed, Disappear, Say You Will, Oceans, No One Gonna Love You, Believe, Baby Mama, E.T., The One That Got Away.

Fav. Rappers: 50 Cent, Eminem, Akon, Huey, Lil Mama, Rick Ross, DJ Khaled, Lil Boosie, Petey Pablo, Dolla

Contact To Shygirl 2008

Url: http://www.fictionpress.com/~shygirl2008

DA: http://www.shygirl2008.deviantart.com

Google: cilla310@gmail.com

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

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If you have fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put up on your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one on your profile.

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If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguin with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.(Only sometimes, SHUT UP!)

If, you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this into your profile and add your name:

If you're aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

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Even if you can't see him God is there! If you believe in God put this on your profile.

If you ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR, C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing no matter how off key you are, copy this into your profile

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this to your profile

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you’re a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and past this on your profile If you love snow, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, EdElricFan1001,FrozenEmotions, Strawberrypie-chan, ShyGirl 2008

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, The Quiet Listener, CrazyGirlOfManyNames, Aeris Leonheart,Seven O'Clock Dinner, glitteredvixen06,FrozenEmotions,Starwberrypie-chan, ShyGirl 2008

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: I-P-O, Seven O'Clock Dinner, glitteredvixen06, FrozenEmotions, Strawberrypie-chan, ShyGirl 2008

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

have read every book in the series and all of the cuts and extras posted on Stephenie’s webbie

cried when Edward left Bella

smiled when he came back

hate the cold

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

Carebears

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.

When gameboy was a brick.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad Follow her

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you Give her your attention

When she pulls away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does

When she misses you she's hurting inside

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (or maybe I just don’t like to eat things that used to have a face)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA...(what?)

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social...

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER...

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems