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Author has written 36 stories for Harry Potter, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Twilight, and Lord of the Flies. Sic Her, Bella! http://i1.tinypic.com/6f6itcx.jpg The Hills are Alive with the Sound of HSM - For my darling Sophobbie -- Creative Commons License Information -- Everything on this website is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 License. Quoting my stories and even making icons or images to represent them is wonderful, as long as you source me as the author and preferably link it as well. Copying the whole text and distributing it in its entirety is NOT wonderful and is furthermore not allowed under my license. If you are interested in parody'ing, writing a derivative of, or translating any of these stories, please message me so we may talk about it. Thanks. :) And, you know, I'll be honest: None of anything on here is really any good. Seriously. I don't know why you'd even want it. I wrote most of it when I really, really sucked at writing, and although I'm better at it now... well, none of anything on here is really any good. -- Disclaimer Information -- The following is a list of my stories by author of which it is derived: J.K. Rowling Alive Douglas Adams Marvin and the EVIL Doors Louise Rennison The WonderFab Summer Confessions Stephenie Meyer Don't Whisper So Seductively William Golding Birthmark Boy's Story - All of my stories on this website are derivatives from the author of which it is listed. I do not own the story it is derived from, nor do I own the characters in which I portray in my fictional stories. The situations are purely fictional unless otherwise noted. I only own the text of which you may read here, unless otherwise noted. Thank-you. Yours, | |||||||||||
1. Alive reviews“We are not putting him down like a sick puppy, werewolf or not!” the other voice shouted, surreptitiousness forgotten. “He is our son!”Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-20-09 - Remus L. - Complete2. Don't Whisper So Seductively reviewsThe words passed by in such a blur, such a ruin, such a viscous call of sadism. I regretted each and every one of them as they passed through my lips, but what could I do? I needed to say them.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-16-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete3. Drink reviewsYou’re a terrible excuse for a human being, he thought. “Care for a drink?” My eyes were tight. I smiled and lifted up my glass. “Thank-you.”Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-4-08 - Edward & Charlie - Complete4. You Have to Believe Me reviewsHe stepped back as if shocked by the touch of my hands. “Can’t you please just think this through?” “I have thought this through, Charlie, and it’s over!” I screamed. “Marrying you was a mistake!”Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-16-07 - Renée & Charlie - Complete5. Nipples reviewsHarry gets his nipples pierced!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-9-07 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete6. Birthmark Boy's Story reviewsWhatever happened to the boy with the birthmark on the side of his face? Where did he really go?Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-22-07 - Complete7. Photo Album reviewsI took one last look around the dormitory for the night, ready to join the rest of Gryffindor as we celebrated the end of our years at Hogwarts. I sighed, noting every intricate detail I needed to preserve in my mind. I closed the door.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-19-07 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete8. Waiting reviewsI said my silent goodbyes to the grandeur of the meadow and said hello to something infinitely much better. I ran for the family I never had. I ran to find the only vampire I could ever have hopes of understanding me. I ran for the life I’d always wanted.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-17-07 - Alice - Complete9. Final Night reviewsI knew in that moment that everything had changed. He had come home from Bella’s earlier to clear his mind, and now he had left again. He had left not to hunt, but to return to Bella. To return to her for one last night.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-1-07 - Edward & Alice - Complete10. Jealousy reviews“She is what you will never be, Rosalie. Don’t deny it. You’re jealous of Bella.”“And so what if I am?” I screeched. Within seconds, every thought and feeling I had ever had on the subject came tumbling out.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-17-07 - Rosalie & Alice - Complete11. The WonderFab Summer Confessions » reviewsGeorgia, in all of her fabby brilliance, takes the summer to new extremes. She tries to become a Catholic nun, goes on a birdy massacre, gets kidnapped and forced to eat cheese by the ton, and attempts to woo boys in religiously. Fabtaciously hilarious!Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-16-07 - Published: 6-7-0712. Doorway of Impeccability reviewsI stand at the line of right and wrong. Which side do I reside? Who can say if we are good at heart? Who can say if we have done the right thing? Isn’t that how all bad things begin? We meant well. We always mean well. We wanted her safe. We failed.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-8-07 - Alice - Complete13. Mistake reviewsSomething inside of me has broken. I can’t pretend I have done the right thing, because the right thing only brought more strife—even death reigns its persecution. Wasn’t this what I wanted? To be gone, to let her live and die as any human would? Never.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-6-07 - Complete14. Black Fortress reviewsI will never deny that the time I had with him was beyond question the best of my life, but was it worth the terrible atrocity my life was now? Yes, I suppose. All happiness is accompanied by some sort of difficulty, and this was the worst of them all.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-31-07 - Bella - Complete15. What I think of Scotland reviewsAs a class assignment, Georgia writes an essay on what she thinks of Scotland.Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-17-06 - Complete16. Down to the Disco reviewsHarry hears a wonderful disco song on the radio and decides to discofy the school, with the help of Madam Peace Pince. What happens though, when Snape decides to put an end to the disco? ONE-SHOT!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-14-05 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete17. Normal reviewsI don’t think I’ve ever been completely normal. It’s a tad bit sad, knowing you’re the only one who doesn’t live up to anybody’s expectations. I guess this is some sort of karma--I’m smart, therefore, I’m a loser.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-6-05 - Hermione G.18. Two at the Dinner Table reviewsDraco comes down to dinner one night and realises that there will never again be more than two at the dinner table. Full summary inside. One-Shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-3-05 - Draco M. & Narcissa M. - Complete19. Las Vegas Love reviewsHarry and Draco accidentally meet each other in Las Vegas. Once they are both drunk, they do something neither one of them expected. They get married.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-26-05 - Harry P. & Draco M.20. Draco Malfoy and the Quest of Knowledge » reviewsDraco is out of hair gel and must pogo his way to the store. Once there, he is asked: Paper or Plastic. Now Draco must find out the meaning behind that! Chapter two up!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-4-05 - Published: 12-15-04 - Draco M.21. Pretty Penguin reviewsRon sings about penguins while in an alchohol induced haze. Drabbleish. PG for the alchohol reference. Pointlessly humouress.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-3-05 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete22. Voldemort's Demise reviewsHarry, after countless attempts to become an Animagus, finally succeeds! He becomes a Fiery Hungarian Horntail, weight as well. But when Voldemort attacks Hogwarts, what happens? ONE SHOT!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-29-04 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete23. Eat a Chocolate Frog, Become Minister of Magic! reviewsRon eats a chocolate frog, and ends up as Minister of Magic. It's based on the commercial! Truly hilarious! I promise! ONE SHOT!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-25-04 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete24. Shorts, Drugs, and Seer Books reviewsRon gets everybody worked up over the crazy maneating shorts, Harry gets mad, and has a talk with the Weasley Twins. THis is extremely crazy. Rated PG for precaution.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-7-04 - Harry P. & George W. - Complete25. Don't Burn My Books reviewsGeorgia gets wind of people burning her diaries, and she gets mad. She writes a ranting letter to the offenders. OneShot, PG to be safe.Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-22-04 - Complete26. Innocent Quarrels with Ron and Hermione reviewsRon and Hermione have nothing else better to do, so what do they do? They have innocent quarrels! Its better then it sounds, trust me. Rated for language.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-17-04 - Ron W. & Hermione G.27. Marvin and the EVIL doors reviewsMarvin tries to destroy the EVIL automated doors with nothing but a sausage, a bottle, and a bobblehead poodle. One shot.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-16-04 - Complete28. Revenge on Mr Kreacher reviewsA short little one-shot about how Harry (and a few others) killed Kreacher. It's hilarious, I promise!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-6-04 - Harry P. - Complete29. Shocked, and the Books Don't Really Help reviewsWait, wait, and WAIT. What did he say? No, he couldn’t have meant that... he couldn’t have.... Could he? SEQUEL TO THE VOICES INSIDE MY HEAD. ONE-SHOT.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-22-04 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete30. A Song About Sirius reviewsThe Sorting Hat stays in Dumbledore's office all year long, right? Well, he surely knows about Sirius Black then, right? Right. Well, he sings about it.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-19-04 - Sirius B. - Complete31. The Voices Inside My Head reviewsJames asks Lily out. Lily denies. James sulks. Voice-in-head tries to get him to give up. ONE-SHOT! What happens?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-19-04 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete32. Lily, the Underaged Auror » reviewsLily was just a normal eleven year old girl, right? Wrong! she gets a letter to go to a magical school, but not only that, she finds out she's more powerful then nearly everyone, and is asked to go into Aurors! At age Eleven! What will happen?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-17-04 - Published: 5-27-04 - Lily Evans P.33. The death of Tom Riddle reviewsWhat if Tom died when he was fifteen? J.K.Rowling has come to the rescuse, back in 1941, and has decided to kill off old Tommy! Anyway, read the Author Notes, please!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-16-04 - Voldemort - Complete34. Locked In reviewsSummary: Sirius and Nickie locked Lily and James in a broom closet, and they can't come out until they...er...settle things... Includes chess! It's PG13 to be safe, but I personally would consider it to be PGHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-20-04 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete35. I fell for you reviewsThis is a poem from Lily's POV of James Potter.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-20-04 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete36. Fate and After reviewsIn 1971, five students’ by the names of James Potter, Sirius Black, Lily Evans, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew came to the school of Hogwarts... Yes, that is the power that Lord Voldemort has: The power to change ones future entirely... You just don’Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-04
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