The Longest Survey Ever A.K.A. Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Me and Much, Much More!

The Basics

1. First name

Katrina

2. Age

19

3. Gender

Female

4. Happy with it?

Being a guy would be pretty cool, assuming I got to, like, test drive the body or something

5. The current time is?

10:20 AM

6. Eye color

Hazel

7. Happy with it?

Very

8. If not, what would you change it to?

If I was forced to change it, I'd go with green

9. Hair color

Brown

10. Happy with it?

Meh

11. If not, what would you change it to?

I'd prefer black hair but it would look pretty weird with my skin tone

12. Hair length

Short

13. Hair style

Scene hair, minus the side-bangs

14. Have you ever dyed your hair?

Once

15. What color?

Blue

16. Do you dye your hair frequently?

I'd never do that

17. Has it ever gotten damaged?

I'm lucky; despite the amount of heat-treatments I do to my hair, it's perfectly healthy

18. Are you clean-shaven?

I'm just going to assume that this is asking about my face

19. What's your body type?

Short and skinny

20. Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?

Short, slender, with huge knuckles

21. Thin or full lips?

Somewhere in between

22. Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?

Waaay too thick

23. Have you ever had lice?

Nope

24. How old were you?

25. Nicknames

Kat, Trina, Rina, Kay, Neko-chan, Kit-Kat Bar, Hurricane, That Weird Girl Who's So Retarded She Got Held Back A Year

26. Happy with them?

Not particularly a fan of the last one

27. Aliases

Suzume Shoujo, Snow Puff

28. What made you choose them?

The first one: For as long as I can remember, people always equated me with sparrows and in English it means "Sparrow Girl" The second one: I remind myself of a puff of snow; cold, silent, barely noticeable

29. If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?

Charles

30. Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?

John. I'm a Halo fan so the name "John" is basically epic to me

31. If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?

Eh. I like it. It's boring as hell but whatever.

32. What heritage does your first name imply?

German

33. Middle name

English

34. Last name

English

35. Place of birth

Florida

36. Date of birth

December 3

37. Nationality

American

38. Were you named after anyone?

Mhmm

39. Who?

My middle name is my mother's first name

40. What side of the family does your name come from?

My first name comes from my dad's side of the family. That's why my mom got the middle name

41. Did your parents immigrate?

No

42. How about your grandparents?

No

43. Your great grandparents?

Yes

44. Farther back into your family?

Lived in Europe

45. Where did they emmigrate from?

Germany/Austria/Poland/France

46. Where did they immigrate to?

New York/St. Louis/Virginia

47. Skin color

Pale olive

48. What's your facial structure like?

A face

49. Height

5'.5''

50. Happy with it?

No

51. Weight

83-ish lbs

52. Happy with it?

No

53. How old are your parents?

45

54. What's your father's name?

Rob

55. Your mother's?

Lisa

56. Do you have any siblings?

Sort of. I have a dog

57. How old are they?

He's 5

58. What are their names?

Dexter

59. Do you get along with your siblings?

Of course! He's a ball of love

60. Do you wish they were different?

Human; he'd be the ultimate little brother

61. Were you ever abused by any member of your family?

Verbally occasionally but my family's full of more fucked up shit than that

62. Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?

No

63. Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?

Yeah

64. If so, why?

My cousin came home with a tattoo so her parents kicked her out. My parents took care of her for a few weeks

65. Who do you get along with most?

I'd have to say my dad

Favorites

66. Color

Red

67. Month

December

68. Year

2009 (because I'm finally going to graduate)

69. Decade

The 2010s. I'll be in college

70. Century

The 1800s were a good century for literature

71. Millenium

2000

72. Animal

Tie between sparrow, fox, and cat

73. Movie

Tie between Wall-E and any movie that's less embarassing

74. Book

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

75. River

The Mississippi, I guess

76. Lake

The lake I used to live near was called Crescent Lake

77. Ocean

The Atlantic

78. Country

Japan

79. City

Tokyo

80. State

North Carolina

81. Province

Quebec

82. Place to go in your neighborhood

I don't go out in my neighborhood unless I'm forced to

83. Person

My boyfriend, Chris

84. Relative

My deceased grandmother

85. Pet

Dexter

86. Actor

Nicolas Cage

87. Actress

Keira Nightly

88. Celebrity

Amy Winehouse. She brings lulz

89. Musician

I listen to way too much music to narrow it down

90. Singer

See above

91. Band

The one that I've continuously liked: Blink-182

92. Movie genre

Comedy

93. Book genre

Fantasy/Sci-Fi

94. Play genre

Musical

95. Play

The Producers

96. Musical

Because I already said that one... Avenue Q

97. Poem

I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud by Wordsworth

98. Writer

Lewis Caroll

99. Song

I like a whole lot of them at the moment

100. Sport

Football. American football

101. Drink

Sprite

102. Food

Ice cream

103. Brand of cereal

Rice Crispies

104. Candy bar

Crunch bar

105. Disney princess

Jasmine's always been a favorite of mine

106. Disney prince

They're all ridiculously pompous as far as I can tell.

107. Disney villain

This is assuming that Pixar villains count: Tie between Randall and Auto.

108. Disney character

Tie between Mike (from Monsters Inc.), M-O, and Captain McCrea (both from Wall-E). I like the above two as well, but I already mentioned them didn't I?

109. CD

People still use CDs?

110. Director

Tim Burton

111. Videogame

Halo/Resident Evil series

112. Computer game

Age of Mythology

113. Game

Sudoku

114. Board game

Risk

115. Word game

Crossword Puzzles

116. Clothing style

To be completely honest, preppy boho

117. Truth or dare question

giggles profusely at the number If you could meet your favorite fictional character, what one question would you ask them?

118. Fairy tale

I'm guessing Alice in Wonderland counts

119. Lullaby

I don't really know any to choose from

120. Holiday

Christmas

121. Mythological creature

Hmm... I'd have to go with dragons

122. Miscellaneous item

Pencil

123. Storybook character

I'd say Alice again but I'm sure you all can guess that by now... I'll go with Coraline for something different

124. Movie character

Out of every movie ever? I'd have to say Roger Thornhill from North by Northwest.

125. Play character

Bloom from the Producers

126. Musical character

See above

127. College

Wake Forest

128. Football team

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

129. Soccer team

I don't watch soccer

130. Tennis player

Or tennis

131. Hockey team

Or hockey

132. Basketball team

WFU Demon Deacons

133. Baseball team

See 131

134. Swimmer

See above

135. Track star

See above

136. Vegetable

See a- Oh. On to something I care about. Cauliflower.

137. Fruit

Raspberries

138. Toothpaste brand

Crest, I guess

139. Type of computer

Apple

140. Medication

Birth control pills

141. Poison

Mercury

142. Type of sword

I've always liked daggers personally

143. Type of gun

TMP

144. Planet

Pluto

145. Space feature

Stars

146. Breed of cat

Bombay

147. Dog

Pug

148. Spider

Peter Parker

149. Fish

Swordfish

150. Penguin

Emperor

151. Species of crustacean

Hm... They're all so delicious it's hard to pick

152. Arachnid

Spiders

153. Insect

Butterfly

154. Pair of socks

I don't own socks

155. Scooby-Doo character

Velma

156. Spongebob Squarepants character

I don't watch that trashy ass show. But if I did, I'd like Squidward

157. Quote

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort" ~ Herm Albright

158. Adage

Sturgeon's Revelation: 90 percent of everything is crap

159. President

Dubya is shot It's just because of the lulz I swear! As a president I hate him, but he's hilarious!

160. Astrological sign

Sagittarius

161. Chinese zodiac sign

Horse

162. Number

42

163. Short story

None of the one's that are found on the SAT or ACT

164. Word

Impossible

165. Definition

Love - A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness

166. Time period

The Future

167. Dictionary brand

Whichever one is online

168. Series of books

Harry Potter was always a favorite of mine

169. Publishing company

I like 'em all

170. Illustrator

Eric Tan

171. Artist

Pollack

172. Childhood story

I have no idea

173. Childhood memory

My grandpa reading to me about dinosaurs and mispronouncing all the names so I'd have to correct him

174. Facial expression

Vaguely annoyed

175. Serial killer

Eh...? Do most people have a favorite serial killer?

176. Medieval torture device

Cat-o-nine-tails

177. Instrument

Flute

178. Brand of chocolate

Godiva

179. Candy

Nerds Rope

180. Brand of candy

Wonka

181. Time of day

Late night

182. Codename Amour and Adori use

"Pay some bills"

183. Letter

A

184. Inside joke

Hair plugs and vasectomies

185. Joke

Ones that need an actual set-up

186. Scent

Jasmine

187. Onomotapoeia

Pfft

188. Alliteration

Right as rain

Dislikes

189. Least favorite color

Grey

190. Animal

Cockroach

191. Number

191 oh the irony

192. President

Reagen

193. Actor

Brad Pitt

194. Actress

Angelina Jolie. Seriously, I'm sick of these two

195. Director

Your mom

196. Celebrity

Tom Cruise

197. Artist

I seriously doubt I have one

198. Illustrator

See above

199. Poet

Any Vogon

200. Writer

Dostoevsky

201. Band

The Jonas Brothers

202. Musician

I don't think I have one

203. Singer

My friend Taylor. She has an awful voice

204. Food

Broccoli

205. Fruit

Blueberries

206. Vegetable

Potatoes

207. Candy

Gum

208. Candy bar

Snickers

209. Brand of chocolate

All chocolate is fabulous

210. Skittles flavor

The yellow one

211. Month

September

212. Year

2006 was a pretty rocky year

213. Decade

The 70s

214. Century

The 1400s

215. Millenium

The 1000s

216. Era

The Dark Ages

217. Time period

The Past

218. Battle of the Civil War

Any one where the North kicked ass

219. War

The one we're stuck in currently

220. Battle of WWII

Pearl Harbor if for no other reason than that movie was terrible

221. Battle of American Revolution

Any one where the British won

222. Genius

Stephen Hawking. I'm sick of him

223. Genus of plant

Cynodon. The only thing on earth I'm allergic to

224. Flower

I like all flowers

225. Tree

I like all trees too

226. Hair color

Red. Most red-heads that I've had the displeasure of meeting have been total bitches

227. Eye color

Too-bright blue. It looks kinda freaky

228. Fairy tale

Cinderella

229. Disney princess

Sleeping Beauty. She's even more pathetic than Cinderella

230. Disney villain

Erm... I think I kinda like 'em all. But if I had to pick... I'd go with either Sid from Toy Story because he's a little turd or Scar from the Lion King because he genuinely scared me as a kid

231. Disney prince

Can I say all of them without sounding like a bitch?

232. Movie character

Will Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean. He's a whiny little bitch

233. Play character

Hamlet. He's a whiny little bitch

234. Book character

Assef from the Kite Runner. Crazy Nazi asshole

235. Musical character

Annie Oakley from Annie Get Your Gun. If you can't find a man who loves you for you, you shouldn't even care

236. Play

Hamlet

237. Musical

Rent. It's over-hyped

238. Person

It's a pretty long list but I'd have to say my psycho, abusive ex-girlfriend.

239. Brand of cereal

Frosted Flakes. Rule 34 ruined that for me

240. Brand of battery

Energizer. That bunny is fucked up

241. Mental illness

Depression

242. Medication

Antibiotics

243. Serial killer

All of them?

244. Poison

Tobacco

245. Type of sword

Katana. Overdone

246. Type of gun

Snipers

247. Toothpaste brand

Fuck if I care

248. Scent

Sweaty balls

249. Taste

Sweaty balls

250. Sound

Washing machine

251. Sexual position

I don't have a least favorite

252. Article of clothing

Sleeves

The Ideal Mate

253. Hair color

Light brown

254. Hair length

Short

255. Hair style

I'm talking practically a buzz cut here

256. Eye color

Green

257. Skin color

Pale

258. Any makeup?

Fuck you, girly men!

259. Clothing style

I don't care unless they're Gansta or GAWTHICK

260. Shy or outgoing?

Good mix of both

261. Happy or depressed?

Happy

262. Funny or serious?

Funny but serious when I need him to be

263. Abusive or kind?

Kind most of the time but gets a little abusive when we're, ah, paying the bills

264. Respectful or perverted?

Both

265. Completely describe their personality

I can't even completely describe my OWN personality

266. Ideal height

Tall

267. Ideal weight

Any

268. Body type

Muscular without being disgusting or pudgy

269. Completely describe their appearances

I can't even completely describe my OWN appearances

270. This is another space if you need it

I don't

271. Cup size or condom size

It doesn't matter to me, honestly

272. Masochistic or sadistic?

Sadistic but not overly so

273. Conformist or nonconformist?

Whichever makes them happy

274. Artistic or athletic?

Artistic

275. Intellectual or unintelligent?

Intellectual

276. Complex or simple?

Complex

277. What would their hobbies be?

Whatever they choose

278. Interests?

See above

279. Obsessions

Aside from me?

280. Would they hug you often?

Duh

281. Kiss you often?

Mhmm

282. Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?

Only if they really did

283. Have you already found your ideal mate?

I've found A mate

284. Or as close as someone can get?

He's as close as I need him to be

285. Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?

Often

286. Are you in love?

Yes

287. What will you do together?

Get married, be rich, have kids, the whole shebang

288. Your ideal date

Watch the sunset, watch a movie, walk together, talk together

289. Your ideal wedding

In an intimate little chapel with a short dress and 25 of my closest friends/family

290. How many kids?

2

291. What will their names be?

Lisa Katrina, James Stanley

292. What do you think they would look like?

Tall, thin, green eyes, glasses maybe, dark-ish hair

293. Will you even have kids?

Probably not

294. If not, why?

Because my boyfriend is very anti-kid

295. Will you even get married?

I hope I will

296. If no, why?

If I don't, it's probably because I'm dating a woman

297. Are you taken or single?

Taken

What Do You Think Of?

298. Ugly people?

They're ugly?

299. Pretty people?

They're probably ugly in one way or another too

300. Bald people?

Larry David

301. Scrawny African children?

I usually don't think of scrawny African children

302. Religion?

It helps some people, doesn't do shit for others, it doesn't matter to me as long as they don't try to convert/burn me

303. Politics?

"How tiresome." ~Rtas 'Vadum

304. Abortion?

I don't even care

305. Church?

Too much work

306. Separation of church and state?

The most ingenious idea anyone has ever had ever

307. Blondes?

I'm fine with them

308. Brunettes?

I am one

309. Redheads?

Usually bitches but I'm dying for someone to prove me wrong

310. Mainstream rock?

Fun to sing along to

311. Abercrombie?

One of the few places that I can fit my tiny little body into

312. Pop music?

See 310

313. Classic rock?

See 312

314. Roleplaying?

How I get through my day, usually

315. Emo music?

Depressing

316. Ignorance?

Annoying

317. Stupidity?

Even more annoying

318. Mental retardation?

Sad but still pretty annoying

319. Friends?

The TV show: Annoying People: If they're true, I will be too

320. Disrespect?

"Does Katrina need to smack a disrespectful bitch?"

321. Immaturity?

Fabulous

322. Republicans?

I'm dating one and friends with many

323. Democrats?

Opinionated

324. George W. Bush?

LMFAO

325. Your mom?

Pfft

326. This survey?

Long as hell

327. Painted walls?

Much nicer than wallpaper

328. Drugs?

The most efficient way to fuck up your life

329. Alcohol?

Doesn't help you feel better

330. Prostitution?

Sad

331. Premarital sex?

Is there any other kind?

332. Teenage sex?

See above

333. People?

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it" ~ Agent Kay

334. Your classmates?

Can be very tiresome

335. Your co-workers?

Awesome to the max

336. Your school?

Small

337. Your family?

The best group of friend I'll ever have

338. My family?

I don't know your family

339. Your mental health?

A little on the really fucked up side

340. My mental health?

Possibly the same

341. Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?

What I do every night

342. Your life?

I've had a few false starts and even more road blocks and bumps and shit but for the past year and a half it's been a-okay

343. My life?

I can only imagaine

344. The color green?

One of my favorite colors

345. Pickles?

The greatest food on the planet

346. Food?

Good shit

347. Electricity?

Shocking

348. Niagra falls?

Never been

349. Cataracts?

I wouldn't know

350. Bridges?

Magnificent

351. Braces?

Painful

352. Dictionairies?

Useful

353. Television?

Awesome

354. Fairy tales?

Brings you back to your childhood

355. Hollywood?

Creates something cool every few years

356. MTV?

Painful

Currently

357. What are you feeling?

Stressed

358. Smelling?

Popcorn

359. Seeing?

My computer screen

360. Hearing?

The washing machine

361. Doing?

This survey/"studying"

362. Who are you talking to online?

No one

363. On the phone?

No one

364. What room of the house are you in?

My bedroom

365. Bored?

Very

366. Do you look nice?

I look like a man at the moment

367. What are you wearing?

Wrinkled button down shirt, jeans

368. Are you eating anything?

Popcorn

369. Drinking anything?

Sprite

370. What's your heart rate?

According to every doctor and cardiologist I've been to "abnormal"

371. BMI?

cough16.2cough

372. What brand of shoes are you wearing?

Uggs

373. What are you wishing for?

Spring

374. What are you worried about?

Wall-E not winning an Oscar

375. Sad about?

My grandma dying

376. Happy about?

Being alone

377. Angry about?

All the work I need to do

378. Serious about?

Doing something useful today

379. Laughing about?

That one scene in Wall-E where he sticks the old bra over his eyes

380. Talking about?

Nothing

381. Typing about?

This question

Friends

382. Who are your friends?

Good question

383. Your best friends?

My boyfriend, myself

384. Who do you hang out with most?

Myself

385. Who do you treat the best?

My boyfriend

386. Who treats you the best?

Both of us do

387. Do you even have friends?

...emo tear

388. If so, why are you taking this survey?

Well, thankfully I don't

389. Who's the funny one?

I am

390. The smart one?

Me

391. The depressed one?

Me

392. The punk?

Me

393. The goth?

Him

394. The prep?

Me

395. The jock?

Him

396. The outcast?

Me

397. The stupid one?

Him

398. The one who you think will kill someone one day?

Me

399. The annoying one?

Both of us

400. The hyper one?

Me

401. The oblivious one?

Him

402. The romantic?

Him

403. The pervert?

Me

404. The content one?

Him

405. The liar?

Me

406. The cheapskate?

Him

407. The ominous one?

Me

408. The disrespectful one?

Me

409. The abusive one?

Me

410. The hot one?

Him

411. The ugly one?

Neither of us

412. The one that hates you?

Me

413. The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?

Me

414. The back-up one?

My dog

415. The fighter?

Me

416. The lover?

Him

417. The hippie?

Me

418. The druggie?

Formerly, me

419. The alcoholic?

Formerly, me

420. The one that's recovering?

Me

421. The one that's in jail?

Neither of us

422. The one that is most likely to be in jail?

Me, probably

423. The one that's going to be executed?

Hopefully neither of us

424. The most likely to be murdered?

Me

425. The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?

Me

426. The most likely to stay there forever?

Me

427. The normal one?

Him

428. The conformist?

Neither of us

429. The nonconformist?

Both of us to an extent

430. The masochistic one?

Me

431. The sadistic one?

Me

432. The weird one?

Me

433. The musical one?

Me

434. The artistic one?

Me

435. The perfect one?

Pfft

436. The literary genius?

Me

437. The fugitive?

Neither of us

438. The juvenille delinquint?

Me

439. The Jewish one?

Me

440. The Christian one?

Him

441. The Buddhist one?

Me

442. The Muslim one?

Neither

443. The Hindu one?

Me

444. The Catholic one?

Me

445. The Wiccan one?

Me

446. The atheist?

Him

447. The agnostic?

Him (confused? Me too!)

448. The cutter?

Formerly, both of us

449. The anorexic one?

Neither of us, though most people would point to me

450. The bulimic one?

See above

451. The skinny one?

Both of us

452. The thin one?

Both of us

453. The fat one?

Neither of us

454. The obese one?

Neither of us

455. The Satanic one?

To an extent, him

Have You Ever

456. Gone on a cruise?

No

457. Beaten someone up?

Yes

458. Been beaten up?

Yes

459. Bullied someone?

No

460. Been bullied?

Yes

461. Attempted suicide?

Yes

462. Attempted murder?

Thought about it

463. Nearly died?

No

464. Broken the law?

Yes

465. Stolen something?

Yes

466. Had an abortion?

No

467. Known the president?

No

468. Had an affair with the president?

No

469. Met a famous person?

No

470. Gotten drunk?

Yes

471. Gotten high?

Yes

472. Had masochistic sex?

Yes

473. Had an affair?

Yes

474. Been out of the country?

No

475. Out of state?

Yes

476. Out of your town?

Yes

477. Written a poem?

Yes

478. A story?

Yes

479. A novel?

Yes

480. A song?

Yes

481. Gotten published?

No

482. Written a love poem?

No

483. Story?

Yes

484. Novel?

No

485. Song?

Yes

486. Said that you hated the world?

Yes

487. Finished school?

Practically

488. Flunked a grade?

Yes

489. Flunked a test?

Yes

490. Flunked a subject?

Yes

491. Read a book for enjoyment?

Yes

492. Bungee jumped?

No

493. Skydived?

No

494. Danced?

Yes

495. Been to a dance?

Yes

496. Suba dived?

No

497. Broken a bone?

No

498. Gotten a nose bleed?

Yes

499. Had an orgasm?

Yes

500. Suffered from psychosis?

Probably

501. Wished you could get away with something?

Yes

502. Thought of killing someone?

Most definitely

503. Thought of killing yourself?

Yes

504. Saved someone's life?

Yes

505. Saved your own?

Yes

506. Gone to the beach?

Yes

507. Gone fishing?

Yes

508. Gone to an island?

Yes

509. Died in a dream?

Yeah

510. Had a dream that came true?

No

511. Kissed someone in the rain?

Yes

512. Gotten pregnant?

No

513. Eaten calamari?

Yes

514. Lobster?

Yes

515. Helped anybody during the holidays?

It's on my To-do list

516. Helped a stranger?

Yes

517. Kissed a stranger?

Yes

518. Hugged a stranger?

Yes

519. Had sex with a stranger?

No

520. Found a lost wallet?

No

521. Felt bad about not returning it?

If I did, I would have just returned it

522. Been in a car accident?

Yes

523. Caused a car accident?

Yes

524. Driven over 100 mph?

Yes

525. Been caught driving over 100 mph?

No

526. Bitten someone?

Yes

527. Been bitten by someone?

Yes

Can You

528. Kiss your elbow?

No

529. Touch your nose with your tongue?

Yes

530. Stick your fist in your mouth?

No

531. Touch your toes?

No

532. Give away money?

Barely

533. Marry a family member?

I'd rather not

534. Hire an assassin?

No

535. Get ahold of drugs?

Yes

536. Alcohol?

Yes

537. Stay up all night?

Yes

538. Stay up for 3 nights?

I have before

539. Finish this survey?

Yes

540. Swim?

Yes

541. Draw well?

I'm getting better

542. Sing well?

Yes

543. Write well?

I'd say so

544. Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?

Yes

545. Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?

Yes

546. Without milk?

I hate milk

547. Predict the future?

Occasionally

Would You Ever

548. Sacrifice everything for a friend?

No

549. A lover?

Yes

550. Give your life for a friend?

If it was a true friend, yes

551. A lover?

Yes

552. Give your life to save a stranger's?

Tough call

553. Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?

No

554. Sell yourself?

Never

555. Have cyber sex?

I have before

556. Real sex?

Yes

557. With who?

My boyfriend

558. Lie to a friend?

Yes

559. Lie to your parents?

Yes

560. Lie to a lover?

Yes

561. Steal from your parents?

Yes

562. Hug them in public?

Yes

563. Blow up your house?

No

564. Abuse someone?

No

565. Use someone?

Yes

566. Recommend this survey to a friend?

If I had a friend, I would

Would You Ever Be

567. A fireman?

No

568. Policeman?

Yes

569. Serial killer?

No

570. Doctor?

No

571. Surgeon?

No

572. Prostitute?

No

573. Playboy model?

No

574. Writer?

Yes

575. Artist?

Yes

576. Musician?

Yes

577. Assassin?

No

578. Ninja?

No

579. Soldier?

Yes

580. President?

Pfft

581. Darth Vader?

If only

582. Pilot?

Yes

583. Mortician?

No

584. Forensic scientist?

No

585. Detective?

No

586. Lawyer?

Yes

587. Drug-dealer?

No

588. Pirate?

No

589. Box-carrier?

No

590. Store clerk?

Yes

591. Banker?

No

592. Criminal?

No

593. Target?

No

594. Professional wrestler?

No

595. Tennis player?

No

596. Rapper?

No

597. Country singer?

No

598. Pop star?

NO

599. Actor?

Yes

600. Plastic surgeon?

No

Why?

601. Is the sky blue?

Because the water reflects the color blue back onto the sky

602. Is the world round?

Because that's just how it is

603. Is the world unfair?

I seriously wish I knew the answer

604. Are most people selfish?

See above

605. Impolite?

Their parents didn't hit them hard enough when they were younger

606. Disrespectful?

See above

607. Conforming?

Because that's the very definition of conforming

608. Are there religions?

Because it's a human trait to have faith

609. Theories?

Because nothing can be absolute

610. Opinions?

So life is interesting

611. Are humans so intelligent?

They're not

612. Do we need air?

To breathe

613. Do we age?

Because being immortal would be lame as hell

614. Do we die?

See above

615. Can't pigs fly?

Because they don't have wings

616. Is there cheddar cheese in the world?

Because people like to eat it

617. Swiss?

See above

618. American?

See above

619. Are you taking this?

To stick it on my ff.net profile

When Was The Last Time

620. You brushed your teeth?

This morning

621. Took a shower?

The day before yesterday

622. Ate?

Currently

623. Drank?

Currently

624. Drank an alcoholic beverage?

Two years ago

625. Took a pill?

Last night

626. Smoked?

Never have

627. You got your photograph taken?

Yesterday

628. You got caught doing something bad?

I don't even know

629. Had sex?

Last weekend

630. Dyed your hair?

About 5 years ago

631. Hurt someone physically?

I never have

632. Hurt someone emotionally?

According to my mother, constantly

633. Did your homework?

A looong time ago

634. Hung out with your friends?

Half a year

635. Got drunk?

Two years ago

636. Got high?

Five years ago

637. Said: bye, text me?

Never

638. Took a survey?

I'm doing it now

639. Won a contest?

When I was in 4th grade I won a poetry contest

640. Went out on a date?

Last weekend

641. Had a strong sexual drive?

Last weekend

Word Association

642. Bed

Pillow

643. Curtains

Drapes

644. Lights

Dark

645. Music

Ears

646. Candles

Fire

647. Closet

Gay

648. Door

Way

649. Window

Look

650. Onomotapoeia

Eh?

651. Dog

Pug

652. Cat

Hiss

653. Egypt

Denial

654. Corey

What?

655. Mirror

Alice

656. Case

Phoenix Write

657. Cage

Bird

658. Cave

Echo

659. Nutella

Chocolate

660. Bird

Sing

661. Bear

Stephen Colbert

662. Death

Scythe

663. Life

Precious

664. White

Black

665. Black

White

666. Personality

Devil (the number's 666 so...)

667. Pickle

Balloon

668. Dilemma

Scared

669. Love

Brilliant

670. Liberal

Bend

671. Conservative

Rigid

672. Ball

Penis

673. Moderate

Buddha

674. Inept

Socaially

Odd Questions

675. What color is the bottom of your tongue?

Red

676. Your foot?

Skin tone

677. Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?

I've got a high arch with makes buying shoes a pain in the ass

678. Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?

Yes

679. Do you chew on your homework?

Yes

680. Pencils?

Yes

681. Do you read the dictionary?

Yes

682. Encyclopedia?

Yes

683. Atlas?

Yes

684. Road map?

Yes

685. Do you memorize random facts?

Yes

686. Do you stalk anyone?

More or less

687. Does anyone stalk you?

I hope so

688. Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?

No

689. Do you dust your lawn?

No

690. Do you collect dust?

Yes

691. Why does lint accumulate in belly buttons?

I have no idea

692. Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?

No

693. Do you wish prostitution was legal?

No

694. Do you use lotion on your feet?

Sometimes

695. Do you have problems with Canadians?

No

696. Mexicans?

No

697. Americans?

No

698. The French?

No

699. The English?

No

700. Have you ever played a kazoo?

Yes

701. Have you ever shot someone?

With a Nerf gun

702. Something?

See above

703. How many pairs of underwear do you own?

I don't have the slightest clue

704. Jeans?

A lot

705. What ring size are you?

5

706. Belt size?

I don't wear belts

707. Have you ever gotten anything amputated?

No

708. Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?

No

709. Do you eat a lot?

Yes

710. Do you get excited over cameras?

Yes

711. Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?

Yes

712. Poison?

No

713. Knives?

No

714. Cheese?

No

715. Penguins?

No

716. Bald people?

No

717. Scrawny African children?

No

718. Midgets?

Yes

719. Pirates?

Yes

720. Corny jokes?

No

721. Are you a virgin?

Pfft

722. Are you a hermaphrodite?

No

723. Do you tie string to your teeth?

No

724. Do you bite yourself?

Yes

725. Cut yourself?

I used to

726. Do you get cold sores often?

No

727. Do you have a cold right now?

Yes

728. Do you suffer from chronic migraines?

No but both my mom and boyfriend do

729. Do you like to touch sharp objects?

Yes

730. Do you have a twitching problem?

Occasionally

731. Are you homicidal?

No

732. What do you do on the computer?

Write fanfic, RP, look at fanart, waste time, or look at porn

733. Anything your parents should know about?

Yes, but fuck if I ever tell them

734. Are you happy with your life?

Yes

735. Is everybody else happy with your life?

Most people

736. Do you like 100 white grape juice?

No

737. Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?

Yes

738. How big is the universe?

Very

739. What's the logic behind your answer?

I'm a sci-fi nerd

740. How many hours of sleep do you get every night?

5 if I'm lucky

741. What do you dream about?

A lot of things

742. Anything your parents should know about?

Potentially

743. Do you fall for Internet advertisements?

No

744. Do you enjoy bungee jumping?

No

745. Do you have AIM?

Yes

746. MSN?

No

747. YIM?

Yes

748. A Neopets account?

Yes but I don't remember the password

749. A Vampirefreaks account?

No

750. A Quizilla account?

I think so

751. A Bzoink account?

No

752. Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?

Yes

753. Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?

Yes

754. Do you get attacked by ladybugs?

No

755. Are you scared of everything that breathes?

No

756. Doesn't breathe?

No

757. Are you scared of anything at all?

Yes

758. What?

Roaches, the Flood (from Halo, mind you, not the Bible), robots that manage to break free from their programming and freak out and kill people (2001: ASO freaked me out when I was younger)

759. Which cardinal direction do you like best?

South

760. Are you aware that a cardinal direction is not a reference to a red bird?

Yes

761. Do you have a life?

Barely

762. Do you have a microphone on your computer?

No

763. A webcam?

Yes

764. A scanner?

No

765. A printer?

No

766. A cordless mouse?

No

767. Does your mouse light up?

No

768. Are you scared of mice?

No

769. What kind of computer do you have?

Currently, a Sony Vaio

770. Were you ever physically abused?

Yes

771. Verbally?

Yes

772. Sexually?

Yes. All by my ex-girlfriend too. She's got one helluva record, eh?

773. Do you wish you were a fish?

Not particularly

774. A cat?

Yes

775. A dog?

Yes

776. Do you have a cell phone?

Yes

777. What kind is it?

iPhone. Don't be jealous

778. Do you weasel out of things?

Yes

779. Do your teachers like you?

Yes

780. Do your parents like you?

Mostly

781. Do your siblings like you?

Considering my sibling is a dog, I'm saying yes

782. Does karma, if it exists, love you?

It does and it's just the repercussions of my actions so it doesn't really matter whether it loves me or not

783. Did you have a tail when you were born?

Probably

784. Do you enjoy school?

Eh

785. Do you sleep under or over the covers?

Under

786. Do you sleep in a bed?

Yes

787. Do you catch yourself floating at times?

It feels like it

788. Are you a packrat?

Yes

789. Do you know HTML or CSS?

HTML

790. Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?

Yes

791. Do you shy away from social situations?

Usually. I'm not a shy person, I just don't like the people who live around me

792. Are you obsessed with shiny things?

Yes

793. Are you at least attracted to them?

Yes

794. Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?

I check

795. Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?

No

796. Do you label other people?

Yeah

797. Are you proud?

Like nothing else

798. Do you like scrambled eggs?

Yes

How Bad Can I Make You Look?

799. Do you wash your hands frequently?

No

800. Do you wet the bed?

No

801. What age did you stop?

Like, 4

802. Is that age older than you are now?

No

803. Do you lie a lot?

Yes

804. Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?

I used to

805. Brush your hair?

No

806. Do you use deoderant?

Yes

807. Do you masturbate?

Duh

808. How often?

Constantly

809. Are you an alcoholic?

I used to be

810. A druggie?

See above

811. Do you drink illegally?

See above

812. Do you wear underwear?

Yes

813. Do you change your underwear frequently?

Yes

814. Are you a coward?

No

815. A loser?

Yes

816. An idiot?

No

817. Do you chatspeak?

No

818. Are you a bad friend?

Probably

819. Are you untrustworthy?

Yes

820. Unreliable?

Yes

821. Do you pick your nose?

Occasionally

822. Are you imperfect?

Yes

823. Do you think you are perfect?

Yes

824. Ugly?

No

825. Do you have bad hair?

Eh

826. A big nose?

No

827. Are you shallow?

Sometimes

828. Greedy?

Yes

829. Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want?

No

830. Do you have any talents?

A few

831. Do you burp often?

Yes

832. Are you good at it?

Yes

833. Are you impolite?

Yes

834. Disrespectful?

Yes

835. Sadistic?

Yes

836. Are you a pansy?

No

837. Are you a conformist?

Sometimes

838. Do you buy your non-conformist clothing at Hot Topic like all of your non-conformist friends?

Isn't that the definition of conforming? Also, I don't shop at Hot Topic

839. Do you feel that every band you used to like before they became successful has sold out?

I usually don't like underground bands

840. Are you a fan of George W. Bush?

Only because he makes me giggle

841. Do you have buck teeth?

No

842. Acne?

No

843. Mental illnesses?

No

844. Are you fake?

If I want something

845. Do you wear makeup, a push-up bra, lifts in your shoes or dye your hair?

Yes. The first two

846. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 844?

No

847. Does your breath smell?

No

848. Do you have a strong body odor?

No

849. Does the amount of perfume or cologne your wear constitute a strong body odor?

No

850. Do you have bad teeth?

No

851. Are the good teeth you have technically 'your' teeth?

Yes

852. Do you have a bull ring through your nose?

No

853. Are you overweight?

No

854. Are you lying?

No

855. Do you realize that there is a difference between an 'athletic' body build and slightly overweight?

Yes. One is muscle and the other is fat

856. Are you anorexic?

No

857. Bulimic?

No

858. Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?

No

859. Would your parents say that you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?

"Katrina Lisa Smith, what the hell did you do this time! You're killing us! You'll never go anywhere in life! Blah, blah, blah!"

860. Do you have a tatoo on your lower back right above your waistline?

No

861. Is it a tribal design, butterfly or oriental symbol?

No

862. If yes, do you want to reconsider your answer to 837?

Obviously not

863. Do you have a tattoo in an inappropriate spot on your body?

No

864. Is it in a spot that is going to sag in 15 years?

No but I think it's hilarious to see people make huge mistakes like that

865. Are you a wannabe?

No

866. Do you get bad grades?

I used to

867. What's your IQ level?

Pretty high, I assume

868. Are you a bad guesser?

No

869. Are you slow?

No

870. Do you just not realize that you are slow?

No

871. Are you bad at reading people?

I've become very good at it

872. Are you too nice for your own good?

Occasionally

873. Do you have a lot of friends?

No

874. Do your 'friends' agree with you?

No

875. Do you give in easily?

No

876. Are you stubborn?

Yes

877. Did you give the same answer for 875 and 876?

That's quite the conundrum isn't it?

878. If so, do you want to reconsider your answer to 869?

I'm good thanks.

879. Are you annoying?

Probably

880. Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?

No, but I enjoy listening to people talk about gross, disturbing things

881. Are you a necrophilliac?

No

882. Are you incestual?

No

883. Is your room messy?

No

884. Do you make fun of other people?

Yes

885. Do you respect your body?

Except when I hate it

886. Are you arrogant?

Yes

887. Do you have low self-esteem?

Sometimes

888. Are you unique?

If by "unique" you mean "weird", yes

889. Are your hands clammy?

No

890. Are you short?

Yes

891. Are you freakishly tall?

No

892. Do you like Simple Plan?

They're not that bad

Beliefs

893. Do you believe in God?

I believe in a god

894. Do you believe in magic?

Yes

895. True love?

Yes

896. Heaven?

I'm not sure

897. Hell?

See above

898. Satan?

No

899. The Lord and Lady?

Yes

900. The Goddess?

Yes

901. The Greek Gods or Goddesses?

I believe that they must have existed at one point

902. The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?

...Erm... Pagan is the same thing as "Greek"; it's just a wider term

903. Are you an atheist?

No

904. Agnostic?

No

905. Do you believe in fairies?

Yes

906. Dragons?

Yes

907. Unicorns?

Yes

908. Gollums?

Yes

909. Santa?

No

910. The Easter Bunny?

No

911. The Tooth Fairy?

No

912. Pixies?

Yes

913. Phoenixes?

Yes

914. Elves?

To an extent

915. Dwarves?

See above

916. Mermaids?

Yes

917. Karma?

Yes

918. Immortality?

No

919. Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?

See erm... 901

920. Mayan Gods?

See 919

921. Incan Gods?

See above

922. Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?

Yes

923. Do you believe in life on other planets?

Yes

924. Do you believe in parallel universes?

Yes

925. Do you believe that black holes are time portals?

No. They're portals to parallel universes obvious

926. Do you believe in Eternity?

Yes

927. Do you believe in evolution?

Yes

928. Do you believe in life after death?

Yes

929. What happens to us after we die?

We mull about, chill with our dead relatives' souls for a spell, then maybe return from the dead as someone/thing else

930. Do you believe in superheroes?

Yes

931. Super villains?

Yes

932. Do you believe in Fate?

Yes

933. That everything has a purpose?

Yes

934. Do you believe that everything revolves around money?

Unfortunately, yes

935. Sex?

No

936. Love?

Yes

937. Success?

Yes

938. Making yourself happy?

Yes

939. Making others happy?

No

940. Religion?

Yes

941. Politics?

Yes

942. Do you believe in miracles?

Yes

943. Angels?

Yes

944. Demons?

Yes

945. Ghosts?

Yes

946. Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?

Yes

947. Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?

Yes

948. Do you believe in selfessness at all?

Sometimes

949. Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?

Yes

950. Do you believe that the means justify the ends?

No

951. Do you believe that anything can happen?

Yes

This Or That

952. Pie or cake?

Cake. Even if it is a lie, it is delicious and moist

953. Pie or 3.14159...?

Pi

954. Chocolate or vanilla?

Chocolate

955. Black or white?

White

956. Ceiling or floor?

Ceiling

957. Couch or bed?

Couch

958. Cough or sneeze?

Sneeze

959. On or off?

On

960. Closed or open?

Closed

961. Brush or comb?

Brush

962. Long or short?

Short

963. Big or small?

Small

964. Wet or dry?

Dry

965. Under or over?

Over

966. Top or bottom?

Bottom

967. Fly or fall?

Fly

968. Smile or frown?

Smile

969. Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?

Tears of sorrow

970. Hot or cold?

Hot

971. Warm or cool?

Warm

972. Rough or smooth?

Smooth

973. Cat or dog?

Dog

974. Snake or bird?

...Can I say both?

975. Shark or T-Rex?

T-Rex

976. Past or present?

Present

977. Science fiction or fantasy?

Can I say both again?

978. Dull or sharp?

Sharp

979. Live forever or die young?

Die young

980. Books or television?

Television

981. Jump or skip?

Jump

982. Fast or slow?

Fast

983. Run or walk?

Run

984. Guy or girl?

Either

985. Disney or Warner Brothers?

Disney

986. Belle or Jasmine?

Ooh. Tough one. I'll go with Belle considering I mentioned Jasmine earlier

987. Gaston or Cruella Deville?

Cruella Deville. Killing puppies is evil, but sexual harassment seems so much worse to me

988. Food or friends?

"Fish are friends; not food" ~ Bruce

989. Colors or black and white?

Colors

990. Cute or pretty?

Cute

991. Good or evil?

Evil

992. Fruits or vegetables?

Fruits

993. Milk or juice?

Juice

994. Hot chocolate or gingerale?

Hot chocolate

995. Beer or wine?

Beer

996. Movies or cartoons?

Movies

997. Pillow or blanket?

Pillow

998. Moon or stars?

Moon

999. Sky or sea?

Sky

1000. Explode or implode?

Explode