| Sour Schuyler |
Author has written 56 stories for Animal Crossing, Snowboard Kids, Resident Evil, Inuyasha, Sonic the Hedgehog, Yu-Gi-Oh, Mario, Marmalade Boy, Fruits Basket, Darkside Blues, Princess Diaries, Drake & Josh, Gravitation, Anime X-overs, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Spyro the Dragon, Prince of Tennis, Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王!, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. So. I've had this account since I was very young. I'm in college now studying writing, but I still enjoy thinking up fan fictions. I still write them from time to time. I wondered for awhile if I should post them on the same account where I wrote my laughably inadequate stories from when I was like, 10. But I've decided it's fine; it'll make me cherish how far I've come. Also, I've had lots of reviews, bwahaha. 6/16/2011 o.O;; Other Accounts of the Web Pals FireNeiko, Blind Craze, Dead Oppossum, Akio the Dragon Master, Turkey Butt, Living on Dreams, clarinetman, Stalkergirl. My name is Danielle. I have a cat named Schuyler. I love sour candy. Thus, my screenname. I love Resident Evil and Animal Crossing, and plan to write fan fictions for both. And I could write a bajillion Pokemon fan fictions. I have so many ideas, I can't wait to get started! I love humorous Sonic fanfictions with Shadow OOC (out of character) acting stupid and silly and stuff. -My very original profile, in all it's glory - this was it. QUOTES: "Don't try to fix me / I'm not broken" -Evanescence's "Hello" "I will only be weird until you get used to it." -a t-shirt “ let me get this straight , you want me to steal my rod back from my sister, illegally buy a flame thrower, all so we can hunt down and kill a cute innocent little animal!”“ well…..yes”“When do we start?” - I Hate Writing titles by cwthewolf There's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following sign: "This parking space belongs to the Wizard. ... Violators will be toad." -Ahajokes.com | |||||||
1. Run Russia Run » reviewsBelarus is laying siege to Russia's house. Latvia's stuck with Russia. Canada's in love. America has a plan, and France'll find out what it is. Lithuania's dragged on a crummy date. Sealand's got a plan, Romano has a stalker, and Ukraine's waiting.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,990 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-8-11 - Published: 6-16-11 - Russia2. How to Cook for Italians, Beginners' Edition reviewsSomething is definitely up with Germany. He isn't being his methodical, perfectionist self. And that stuff he's making in the kitchen... Well it's just gonna turn out all bad. But who got him to cook lasagna, anyway? It wasn't Italy or Prussia! OneshotHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-20-11 - Germany - Complete3. From a Distance reviewsWhile sneaking towards Yuri's room one night, Wolfram witnesses the birth of a new relationship. One-sided yuuram and another pairing. Shonen-ai. One-shot for now, maaaaaay be continued.Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-9-08 - Wolfram vB. - Complete4. The Pharaoh's Corrupting Our Schools! » reviewsSo says Yami Bakura, in his OOC Diary! Watch him tackle everything from Eminem, to stingy tomb keeper's in the rain, to girls! And watch as his brain cells rapidly deteriorate! RANDOMNESS IS FUN!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,865 - Reviews: 226 - Updated: 2-9-08 - Published: 10-15-04 - Yami Bakura5. Tastes Like Pudding » reviewsHi! This fic is... Well, how I got the name of this fic, you don't want to know. This is a collage of Eminem's songs converted into YuGiOh context. PLEASE REVIEW!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 41,034 - Reviews: 145 - Updated: 6-1-07 - Published: 9-22-046. The Eyes of the Monster reviewsOneshot. The male freshmen try to decipher something strange about someone at their school during a stormy lunch hour, with frequent interruptions from people they don't want to see. I didn't use honorifics, so sue me. R&R!Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-1-07 - Complete7. Newsflash » reviewsKaiba and Yami have been dating. Now, the whole world knows. Mokuba's homophobic and moody, Yugi's ignoring everything, and they're all staying at the Ishtar's! KaibaYami shounenai and het. Updated it's gonna be actionadventury soon.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 57,945 - Reviews: 151 - Updated: 4-5-07 - Published: 12-31-04 - Yūgi M. & Mokuba K.8. Mistrals and Siroccos » reviewsgiftfic Mokuba is shocked to learn of his brother's crazy, asinine girlfriend. And he really wants that hole in the wall fixed. Turns out the weirdest romances come from the weirdest classroom, with the most bizarre teacher. KaibaOC Happy birthday Kat!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,363 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 2-22-07 - Published: 2-22-05 - T. Hanasaki & Imori9. Playing House » reviewsYGOIYYYH Written w. MAIDEN OF TIME AND SPACE Kat and Danielle were just two droll girls... with a house. Now? They've got whiny boyfriends, FAT house guests, and people beating up pieces of raining shrimp. Where did it go wrong? Ch 12: Yugi lives? How?Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,602 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 2-6-07 - Published: 3-5-0510. Sno Luck » reviewsMokuba and Kaiba are stuck at a gloomy Yugi's house during a snow day… which turns into a snow week. Too bad for a VERY hetero Yugi, Mokuba likes Yugi, while Kaiba likes Yami! mokubayugi, kaibayami, both ONESIDED. Mentions other pairingsYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 39,373 - Reviews: 146 - Updated: 12-1-06 - Published: 12-31-0411. Friendship » reviewsA sappy little story to make Tea Gardner proud. Gag me with a spoon and I'd be happier. T.C. Watch our cute, insecure little Ryou gain what he really needs more than anything else: a clique of friends.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-18-06 - Published: 9-6-04 - R. Bakura12. 5 Bucks » reviewsWhen Yugi steals 5 bucks from Malik, and insults Marik while doing it, Marik decides to get even with Yugi. But how did stealing back four times the amount turn into seducing Yugi? And what's with Joey's new job?Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,258 - Reviews: 217 - Updated: 10-12-06 - Published: 8-3-05 - Yami Marik & Yūgi M. - Complete13. That NOTORIOUS Story! » reviewsSonic wants to go and have an adventure. Shadow's getting fat. And Tails is only there because they couldn't find anyone else. Also known as The Eggman Serial Killer Story. Yo, Mecha! Here it is!Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-3-06 - Published: 8-4-0514. Lost In The Woods With A Penguin » reviewsSkylar, a human villager in the town of Mewzic, and her good friend, Cube the penguin, get hopelessly lost in the uncharted woods while searching for a lost silver mine with Timmy.Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,164 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-1-06 - Published: 5-5-0315. The Middle Infractor » reviewsYugi loves Tea, and wants to make her happy. He knows that Tea doesn't want Yami to leave. So Yugi makes sure that he doesn't... by giving him no time to search for himself. But what will happen to Yugi? Especially when he has to resort to injury.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,580 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 7-31-06 - Published: 9-5-04 - Yūgi M.16. Yellow reviewsWhat do you think Spyro's reaction was when Sparx was green, and he got hit, and for the first time Sparx disappeared? Very short. Funny at the end.Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-17-06 - Complete17. Children of the Storm reviewsThe rain is giving Sango a headache, but that's nothing compared to the eager monk who compares his dream girl to a radish. It seems children never really stop ragging on each other, even in a storm.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-5-06 - Sango & Miroku - Complete18. It Won't Last reviewsYugi explains to Tristan why Joey and Ryou's newfound relationship could never possibly last, unlike a certain other couple they know. JR and one other pairingYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-3-06 - Complete19. Snowboard Kids: Road Trip! » reviewsScratch, Blash, Slash, Linda, Tommy, Nancy and Jam are going on a road trip! Oh yeah! on hold for a bit; but please feel free to reviewSnowboard Kids - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-2-06 - Published: 6-2-0320. Mistaeks » reviewsA collection of poems about the Princess Diary series, the movies and the books. I hope you enjoy. Please RR each poem! Because we all make mistakes, even if we're royal. And yes, the title is intentional.Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 50 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 6-2-06 - Published: 8-15-04 - Complete21. Daisy's Talk Show » reviewsIiiiiit's DAISY'S talk show! The gal finally gets some glam! And, first up, here comes Wario for an interview! ... OO Uhoh!Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 3-27-06 - Published: 3-18-04 - Daisy22. Malik's Answering Machine » reviewsOh the horrors of Malik's answering machine... what kind of funky messages have been left now? Rated for language and bits of odd sexual humor. Some shounen-ai and het.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,065 - Reviews: 286 - Updated: 1-8-06 - Published: 6-5-0423. The Wrong Person reviewsSyrus finds mistletoe. So, he wanted a kiss. And to his amazement, he got one... but from the wrong person. onesided SyrusAlexis Short. I think it's cute. Please review!Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-5-06 - Complete24. The Big Brother I Don't Have reviewsSyrus and Zane are walking to class together for once, and Zane asks why Syrus calls Jaden aniki. Short. Please review!Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 1-5-06 - Syrus T./Shō M. & Zane T./Ryō M. - Complete25. Ma Proie » reviewsFinally, the fic I've been working on forever. Ryou gets a chance to babysit Mokuba Kaiba. But when they both have feelings for each other, what can come out of it? Hilarious. MokubaRyou FINALLY UPDATED AGAIN!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,227 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 8-2-05 - Published: 12-31-04 - R. Bakura & Mokuba K.26. 9 Point 8 Newtons » reviewsRyou went to England after standing up to Miho and now she is badgering Bakura about it. He's always up for an argument, but it's getting ridiculous. What's a tomb robber to do? Bakura x MihoYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,621 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 7-12-05 - Published: 2-3-05 - Miho N.27. Kept reviewsWhat would it be like to realize there was another person inside of you? This was the Fallen SS Remix, but now it's back to Kept.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-20-05 - Published: 8-10-04 - Yūgi M. - Complete28. Stupid in Love » reviewscomplete ShadiRyouBakura Bakura mistakenly believes that Ryou is going to commit seppuku. Ryou thinks this is hysterical. But how far will Ryou go just for a laugh? And where does Shadi come in? MUCHO INSANITY! multisongfics COMPLETEDYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,651 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 1-19-05 - Published: 12-20-04 - R. Bakura - Complete29. Valentine's Day Forever reviewsdrabble Bakura does something romantic for his koi.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-31-04 - R. Bakura & Yami Bakura - Complete30. Shuichi the NotSoBrave Knight reviewsShuichi, the brave night, must rescue the capture prince Yuki from the evil 'Editor's Dragon! Is our brave, bipolar warrior up to the task? You bet your noodles!Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-31-04 - Complete31. Guinea Pigs reviewsone-shot Hi! This is a WACKY, farfetched story in which Kaiba ends up standing up for Joey and Marik wins the tournament because of shiny objects! Set in Battle City, directly between Joey and Marik's duel and Yami and Kaiba's duel...Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-28-04 - Seto K. & Yami Marik - Complete32. Un Vent Gentil reviewsRyou finds Malik in England? Maybe Ryou will learn a little bit about cause and effect à la Malik. The title means A Gentle Wind in French. Supposed to be stylishly humorous. Nobody ever really talks like this.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-20-04 - R. Bakura & Marik I. - Complete33. I'm Running, Mommy reviewsIf Lisa was a poet, what would she put to pen? What does she desire more than her mother's warmth and the freedom to run away?Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-17-04 - Complete34. Guitar Strings: Special Ed reviewsOne-shot This is the first D&J fanfiction posted up EVAR. That just makes me feel so great. pumps arm Anyway - this takes place after the episode where Josh tells Kathy that he's play her a special song for her on the guitar.Drake & Josh - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-27-04 - Complete35. Extinct Oddities reviewsYugi in white leather pants with "endearing" logos, the tomb thief in Yami's soul room, and Ryou panting because he thinks he's a sheepdog. And then, there's VALIUM!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-11-0436. Tragic Chinks reviewsIt's too late to say "I'm sorry" or "I love you"... So all you can do is cry. YamiTeaYugi one-shotYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-7-04 - Complete37. Bleeding Love reviewsRyou writes to Yami to tell him of the persecution of their love by the hands of his yami. Shounenai, implied violence and torture Yami x RyouYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-3-04 - R. Bakura & Yami Yūgi - Complete38. Last Life reviewsDon't you realize that Sonic only has one life? His last one.Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-3-04 - Complete39. Glitter reviewsChiisai, kawaii Yuugi reflects on the girl he can't have and the relationships he doesn't understand. It's cute. One-shot No Anzu-bashing No Honda-bashing Shounen-ai Shoujo-aiYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-1-04 - Complete40. Los idolos de Extinción reviewsUna traducción de The idols of Death.Resident Evil - Rated: K - Spanish - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-1-04 - Complete41. The idols of Death reviewsI guess the zombies are what you make of them... fiends, horrors... But I, I always saw them as the symbols of Satan... the idols of death.Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-8-04 - Complete42. Will the Real Yugi Motou PLEASE shut up? reviewsA play off Christina Aguliera's Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up? through the eyes of Seto Kaiba. PG for explicit lyrics, whatever that means. RRYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-6-04 - Complete43. The Colors of Vengeance and Love reviewsWrapped up in her warm cocoon, suffocating and numbing her, Mai reflects on the one she loves, and the one she's fighting for. The 3rd DB fic ever! Woot! I feel special. Oneshot... perhaps...Darkside Blues - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-29-04 - Complete44. The White against the Black reviewsShounenai Poemfic. Yami tells of how he would abandon his past to stay with his future his hikari.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-9-04 - Yami Yūgi - Complete45. Cold Song reviewsMy first posted SHOUNENAI! WHOOT! Anyways. Ahem. Yugi has a really bad cold, and so Ryou skips school to be with his koi. And Solomon Motou thinks Ryou's a hentai... Lol. Yugi x Ryou Fluff GaloreYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-1-04 - Yūgi M. & R. Bakura - Complete46. Destiny Board reviewsIt's destiny fate, bound to repeat itself in a vicious cycle... Ryou's thoughts on his struggle for control, compared to a card in his deck in this angsty acrostic.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-19-04 - R. Bakura & Yami Bakura - Complete47. Fly's Eyes reviewsA poem about Yuki's demented, flylike eyes. o.O shudder WARNING! MAJOR YUKIBASHING! And slight humor.Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 4-1-04 - Yuki S. - Complete48. Suzu Sukama reviewsA sweet little poem about everyone's favorite commercial star, Suzu Sukama. I wrote this the day I first read the 5th book. It has some SuzuYuuMeiko typething in it. You know how she thinks.Marmalade Boy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-19-04 - Complete49. OOKAZI reviewsOokazi: A magic card that allows you to do 800 points of direct damage to your opponents life points. But what if you take that picture of a burning house on the card, and apply it to real life...?Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-1-04 - Complete50. Hi reviewsA disturbing one-shot that features a one-sided conversation where Ryou hands over his free will to a petrified Yami Bakura. Rated from references to abuse.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 12-16-03 - Complete51. Beat Malik For Me reviewsOne-shot. Ryou displays a scar he got to Bakura, causing his yami to rampage over to Malik and cause him pain. Ryou doesn't even have to ask him. From Ryou's point of view, rated PG-13 for drunkeness. Non-yaoi. Sucky title, I know.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-30-03 - R. Bakura & Yami Bakura - Complete52. Tokijin Jaken reviewsJaken's thoughts directly after 'Sesshomaru Wields Tokijin'. I wrote this a month ago, right after I saw this episode. A rush job with a really weird ending.Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-6-03 - Complete53. Goodnight Rails reviewsTails is deeply in love with Rouge, and finally works up the courage one night to kiss her one night by the sea. RailsSonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 8-15-03 - Tails & Rouge - Complete54. Home Is Where The Heart Is reviewsThis takes place after the episode 'Go Back To Your Own Time, Kagome' It is basically what happens a few hours after the episode ends.Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-6-03 - Complete55. A Biohazard To Myself reviewsDon't Let Me Get Me' sung by a zombie.Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-3-03 - Complete56. Pleasing Picky Wendell reviewsA nonrhyming poem about pleasing the famished but extremely picky artist, Wendell the walrus.Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-8-03 - Complete