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since: 05-22-03, id: 389239, Profile Updated: 03-10-11
country: USA
Author has written 31 stories for Real Adventures of Jonny Quest, Harry Potter, Power Rangers, Sky High, Angel, Thief Lord, Doctor Who, National Treasure, Transformers, Psych, Lost, Sarah Jane Adventures, and Alice, 2009.

I am many people: Dimestore_Hippy on LJ, SanityOptional on Youtube, SB on here...

Friend me on LJ! Just clickie the Homepage thingy :) I heart friends.

Multi-Chapter Stories

Harry Potter:

Chicken Pox II: I haven't a clue. It'll get finished, eventually.

Thief Lord:
Reverie: Got the next chapter in the works, and some ideas in my head, but my Thief Lord interests seems to have flown away. Maybe I'll watch the movie, some youtube vids and read the book and some fics... that'll probably help.

Doctor Who:
In Thunder, Lightning, or Rain: Working on it. Swears. Girls Scout promise. Hand on any holy text, or Rolling Stone Mag of your choosing.

For all who care, some useless info about yours truly:

I'm from the great city of Chicago, though I no longer even live in the north. Now I'm closer to New Orleans. And that's all
you're going to get.

I'd tell you all my favorite 'ships and whatnot, but by looking at my favorite stories you can pretty much tell what they are. And besides, it'd be easier to tell you which I don't like, since there are only three that I actually can't stand: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny- Harry Potter, and Bella/Edward- Twilight.

I love movies. Mostly Indi movies. And I love Indiana Jones and Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, and Transformers. But I have been known to indulge in blockbusters. I love Pirates otC 1 and 3... didn't care much for 2. And Harry Potter, but then, most people do and those who say otherwise are either in denial or have questionable taste.

Music makes the world go round. I dont know what I'd do without my iPod. Lyrics sometimes feed my muses and thats what gets me writing. Anyone have any good songs/bands suggestions lemme know.

I'm an American Whovian and proud of it. Call me a geek all you want (And people have) but Doctor Who rocks my socks. (Even, I admit, without Rose. Although I fully want her back! She was awesome and I don't much care for Martha, but I do love Donna. She yells at the Doctor!)

I also fully love Red Dwarf. Sadly, however, with my love of quoting my fav shows, I have found out that saying 'Smeg' just doesn't sound right without the accent. Sigh. Oh well. Haha.

"Why is my phone ringing?" is something I once said when I was 16 infront of my best friend and mother and have yet to live it down... and I sadly still say it when the phone rings and I'm not expecting it.

The first few Chicken Pox logs were real. I just jiggered some things to fit into the Potterverse. My best friend actually wrote them. Although I was the inspiration and many of the things written were based on things I did or said. With the exception of the rolly chair.

I've got one major pet peeve: When someone add me or my stories to their favs/alerts but doesn't review. Because you have to be logged in to do that too...So why not just leave a few words as well?

...There's no more here... Read the stories! (And check out my favorites. They're favorites for a reason people)

My Youtubehttp://youtube.com/user/SanityOptional

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1. Do Humans Dream of Robotic Death? » reviews
Sam is still seeing symbols, and it only gets worse from there. He could really use some TLC. I own nothing but my pride. Set just after RotF.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-20-11 - Published: 10-16-11 - Sam W. & Bumblebee
2. In Thunder, Lightning, or Rain » reviews
Years after Journeys End forever has been called into question, turning Rose and her family's life upside down. But an old friend wants to help: Bad Wolf is coming out to play. Post s.4 WIP
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,852 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 10-16-11 - Published: 7-13-08 - Rose T. & 10th Doctor
3. Be All My Sins Remember'd reviews
Hatter and March have a history. This is only a small look at what that is. Pre-series, so no spoilers really and it's Hatter/March slash which I call Madness . Safety rating, cause I never can tell.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-16-09 - Hatter & Mad March - Complete
4. Banana Pancakes reviews
Rose hates being sick, and it's all the Doctors fault she is. He tries to make amends. Rating for safety. Short one-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-17-09 - Rose T. & 9th Doctor - Complete
5. Girl With Golden Eyes reviews
Maria's POV. 'I was shopping for Luke's birthday present when I first saw the girl with the golden eyes. She saved me-and all of us-from extermination' Slight Who crossover character wise. Rating for safety. First SJA fic.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-15-09 - Complete
6. Reverie » reviews
It was nearing Autumn again when Prosper started having the dream ... 'I wanted to come back for you' 'This isn't good, Scip. We have to get out of here.' ScipProp slash, so be warned. Rating for saftey.
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 12-31-08 - Published: 7-18-07
7. Christmas in C Sharp reviews
Come spend Christmas Eve and Christmas with Ben and Riley. Snippets of their holiday, and possible overuse of Christmas tunes. \No songs were harmed in the making of this fic./ Rating for mild slash.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-25-08 - Riley P. & Ben G. - Complete
8. First Toast On Mars reviews
The Doctor bonds with his sons over a toast launcher and shopping. Companion/prequel to In Thunder, Lightning or Rain. Don't have to read that first, but it does explain the names. 10.5/Rose fluff, Parent!Doctor fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-29-08 - Complete
9. Hero reviews
Charlie never understood how someone could do that. But now he does. Through The Looking Glass introspective-type piece. Rating for, you know, what happens. And for tiny implied mostly one-sided Des/Char slash.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-29-08 - Charlie - Complete
10. Dog In The Nighttime reviews
One night, after things have settled down as much as they can, the two can't sleep. Set mid season 4 on the freighter. Des/Sayid slash. Fluff. Really. It's mostly just fluffy sweetness.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-24-08 - Desmond & Sayid - Complete
11. The Wrong Idea reviews
23rd Psalm Charlie didn't want Claire to get the wrong idea when he went with Eko, but it wasn't for the reason the big man believed. He has a habit of going into the jungle with various men... Jack, Sawyer, Boone. Slash.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-25-08 - Charlie - Complete
12. Warning: Flammable reviews
We all know Riley loves his Converse. We all know why. But what about when, and how? Join Riley as he has a bad day that ends up starting the best thing in his life: Him and Ben. Best to read RC first if you don't want that one to be spoiled! Pre-NT1
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-20-08 - Complete
13. Chicken Pox and Stargate Logs II » reviews
Harry and Ron continue the Logs. Crack!Fic containing borderline slash, purposely possible Americanisms, innuendo, a disturbed werewolf, and the Dark Soup. Also featuring sticky beds and cuddling. On hold for the foreseeable future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,953 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 8-30-08 - Published: 12-31-04 - Harry P. & Ron W.
14. Music reviews
Unimaginative title, I know. Music drabble challange. Most will be Shus. Some are funny, some fluffy. All are inspired by good songs - Rating for safety.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-6-08 - Complete
15. Across The Universe reviews
Before the Doctor came, Rose gave Mickey a guitar. One song, one line, in particular, catches his attention. Mickey/Rose fluff and foreshadowing. Who doesn't love foreshadowing? Pre-new series.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-5-08 - Complete
16. Interlude: Goldie » reviews
In RC, Riley says he really likes a certain blue iFish... In here Riley shows us why. Pre-PreSlash and Slash. /Best to read Riley's Converse first, however, as it's epilogue is here.\
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,150 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 2-20-08 - Published: 1-9-08 - Complete
17. Recipe For A Plan reviews
Sam takes on the Pepsi vs Coke challange... and he has a plan to make Captain Lennox prefer Pepsi. That means slash of the SamWill kind. Pretty scarce, these. So R&R!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-6-08 - Sam W. & W. Lennox - Complete
18. And A Happy New Year reviews
Sam and Bee and a New Years Eve party. Kinda sweet kinda fluffy maybe even a bit funny. Happy New Year everyone!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-31-07 - Sam W. & Bumblebee - Complete
19. Merry Christmas, Baby reviews
Bumblebee suprises Sam on Christmas. BeeSam so that means slash people. Oneshot. Kinda romantic, kinda funny. Enjoy! Happy Holidays.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-25-07 - Bumblebee & Sam W. - Complete
20. Riley's Converse reviews
Riley loves his Converse. The reason why is so simple. Oh and his shoelace breaks. BenRiley preslash, kinda fluffy. Epilogue to this posted in Interlude: Goldie! Poll in my profile. Go vote!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 12-22-07 - Complete
21. We'll Liberate Paris » reviews
Mickey and Jake go to Paris to stop the cybermen. But what's going through Mickey's head? And how well is Jake taking it all so soon after losing Rickey? Mickey's pov.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-10-07 - Complete
22. All That Ever Could Be reviews
She saw everything. All that was. All that is. All that ever could be. The Bad Wolf saw Doomsday. Rose saw it too. Drabble
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-28-07 - Complete
23. Words reviews
Rose reads the welcome on the wall and wonders about a lost friend.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-1-07 - Complete
24. Death Warmed Over reviews
Drabble... The title says it all really... Spike and a heavy blanket. Implied AngelSpike.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-22-06 - Spike & Angel - Complete
25. Movie Night reviews
The group of friends watch Superman and have a conversation about movie heros. Teeniest bit au, history wise.
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-31-06 - Complete
26. Blending Blue reviews
PRDT Slightly AU. Ethan is feeling blue, and Kira has some advice for him. Hard to summarize without giving the main points away. R&R! One-shot!
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-27-05 - Ethan J. & Kira F. - Complete
27. Chicken Pox and Stargate Logs » reviews
Hermione and the twins are stuck in a room with the chicken pox. Warning! This is a crack!fic. It contains purposely possible Americanisms, innuendo, jello, slash and suggestive rubber duckies. It should not be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,463 - Reviews: 298 - Updated: 11-9-04 - Published: 10-26-03 - Hermione G. & George W. - Complete
28. Sailing for Adventure reviews
AHOY MATIE! Come and join Harry in his nightmare aboard a pirate ship! Contains Pirate!Snape and Seasick!Ron. This is a short funny little side song fic for CPaSL. No need to read that first.ONESHOT R&R and get a cupcake!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-30-04 - Harry P. - Complete
29. SOS » reviews
Pirates, and Jessie, and Lorenzo, and wait...who else? ok, bad summary, but worth a read...WIP..new chappie added! COMPLETE! So sorry for all of you I kept wating!
Real Adventures of Jonny Quest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-23-04 - Published: 6-29-03 - Complete
30. 3,2,1,0 reviews
If I give a summary, I'll end up telling you what happens. So you'll just have to read it.
Real Adventures of Jonny Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-14-03 - Complete
31. One Acts reviews
Jonny and Jessie are in a theatre show and they sing a song that's perfect for them.
Real Adventures of Jonny Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-25-03 - Complete
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