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Author has written 1 story for Naruto. About me: I'm Angelique. What do you want me to say? I'm just like any other 14 year old out there. I'm trying to find myself in this cold world, trying to educate myself so I could talk to those who want to debate, I want to make money so I could have a family, I want to find 'the one' so I can have someone to love and share my troubles.I'm a person who want things. I'm not unique, because unique means to be ' distinctively characteristic'. I'm not, because everyone else is also unique. I'm just another Hispanic mutt with black hair and brown eyes. The only things that makes me 'me' is the way I think. Why cry when there are those who have it worse? Who I'd like to meet: I'd like to meet people who don't give a fuck. Who says what is on their mind, and isn't afraid to differentiate themselves from being in a group. Then again, I also want to meet Santa Clause. Who do I have a more chance to meet? Santa Clause. General I'm 'generally' a teenage girl (at least that what my family and birth certificate says). Music I'm into Alternative Rock and Christian, but I can appreciate acoustic. I'm not gonna lie, I'm those people who listen to the 'in' songs, but I'm also a childhood fanatic. I still listen to my goddamn Disney songs, and I don't give a shit what you think. I like classical. Give me Debussy and I'll kick your ass though, give me Yiruma and I'll hug you. I like Reggae (it's the Spanish music for those who don't know what Reggae is). I like a small portion of metal artists. Basically, if it's catchy I like it. Movies I like oldies- Scarlet Letter, Dracula, Gone With The Wind, The Warriors, Rose Red. I like newer- Twilight, Memoirs of a Geisha, Silent Hill, Amityville Horror. I like Anime- Naruto, Inuyasha, Final Fanasty. I like family friendly- Raise Your Voice, Stick It, Broken Bridges, High School Musical. Television Yaoi- Loveless, Sukisho, Gravitation. Other Anime- Naruto, Inuyasha, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note. Books Twilight Series. Shakespeare complete works. White Fang. Weird NJ. Zombie Survival Guide. Enraptured- Scarlet Hyacinth (Coming Out by October, I've read the before heavy editing). Heroes Look, a hero is mostly defined as a man who has done a courageous or smart act that usually ends up dead. As a woman I'm slight feminist. So that crosses out man as a hero figure.Sometimes (majority of the time) courageous is actually stupidity that has a luck street. Smart is usually educated- majority people are. So far no one died for stupidity or education. So no. I have role models. (Wanna Talk?) VampyraWarrior Homepage (Check all the way above) (Pairings: Naruto) Sasu-x-Saku Ita-x-Saku Ita-x-Sasu(Uchihacest-shut up) Naru-x-Hina Neji-x-Hina Neji-x-Ten Sai-x-Ino (Pairings: Inuyasha) Sess-x-Kag Miroku-x-Sango (Pairings: Loveless) Ritsuka-x-Soubi Seimei-x-Ritsuka (Pairings: Sukisyo) Sora-x-Sunao Yoru-x-Ran (Pairings: The Covenant) Tyler-x-Reid Caleb-x-Sarah Kate-x-Pogue Caleb-x-Reid Caleb-x-Pogue (Pairing: Twilight Saga) Edward-x-Bella Alice-x-Jasper Esme-x-Carsile Emmett-x-Rosalie Carsile-x-Bella Jasper-x-Bella Alice-x-Edward Jacob-x-Renessme Jacob-x-Bella (Pairing: The Outsiders) Ponyboy-x-Tim Ponyboy-x-Curly Ponyboy-x-Johnny(cakes) Johnny(cakes)-x-Dalla/s/(y) Sodapop-x-Steve Two Bit Matthew-x- anyone Curtiscest (that includes anyway- SxP, SxD, DxP, SxDxP) Basically any pairing...lol (For The Outsiders yaoi/homo/gay supporters) If you support Sodapop/Ponyboy, copy this into your profile! If you support Darry/Ponyboy, copy this into your profile! 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If you support the seven way gay orgy including the entire gang, copy this into your profile The holy words of twilight Our Edward, Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know ~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong (Straight Writer for Gay Rights!) 1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
...You Know It's gonna be a bad day when: You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold. You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city. Your twin sister forgets your birthday. You see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of your candle. While following a group of Hell's Angels, you tap your horn accidentally and it sticks. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Life was so simple when boys had cooties I ran with scissors, and lived! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man. I hear voices, and they don't like you. A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on. It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken. Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway. On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?) Hell yeah! FUNNY TRUE SIGNS: At a train station: KEEP BACK FROM THE PLATFORM EDGE...or you may get sucked off At a zoo: PLEASE BE SAFE. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. THANK YOU. In a bathroom: OUR AIM IS TO KEEP THIS BATHROOM CLEAN. GENTLEMEN: Your aim will help. Stand closer, it's shorter than you think. LADIES: Please remain seated for the entire performance. On a machine: CAUTION! This machine has no brain. Use your own. In a subway car: Ladies, the poles are fitted for your safety. No dancing. At a park: ATTENTION DOG GUARDIANS: Pick up after your dog. Thank you. ATTENTION DOGS: Grrrrrr, bark, woof. Good dog. At a downtown shop: MR. TOSKANA has had an EXPENSIVE divorce and now needs the money, so SALE NOW ON! At the a mall: PLEASE don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor--the cockroaches are getting cancer. Funny Sayings: It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives. Maybe this world is another planet’s hell. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed. Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. There’s no such thing as fun for the whole family. Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet. The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't. An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!' Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack. That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment. Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying. If you lend someone 20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states. If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. When life gives you lemons, you’d better wait for it to give you some sugar first or else you’ll have some really nasty-tasting lemonade. I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry. Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning. -- George W Bush Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you’re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for. Unless it’s death by meteor. A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already. Smile and the world smiles with you...Fart and you stand alone. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit! I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. "God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen. Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I'm not prejudiced...I hate everyone equally. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back! There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. When they put "unknown" at the end of a quote, it's probably because they don't know how to spell "anonymous" Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?! Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. "Life is like a bowl of cherries: everyone's a fruit." "The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." "Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pacman affected our generation, we'd all run around in a dark room munching pills and listening to repetitive music." "Somewhere people are plotting against you and I am probably among them." "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it." "Well think about it. If I actually followed the plan, I'd have little chance to half ass things later on. Improvisation is key." "You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance." "If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy." "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to." "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." "You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!" "those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do" "Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'" "Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it." 'It's mind over matter I don't mind cause you don't matter.' ' When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it.' ' I am not crazy! You know what!? The voices don't like you anymore!' ' Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.' ' Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough.' ' They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?' ' Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?' ' I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.' ' Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.' ' Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.' ' The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.' 'Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.' Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls. "You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth." 'When my mother is mad... she doesn't glare daggers, oh no... she glares pitch-forks!'
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down. What High School Musical has Taught Us 1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number. 2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends. 3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss. 4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song. 5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you. 6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer. 7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot. 8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board. 9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed! 10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer. 11. Lakes are the equivalent of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly! 12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly! 13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events. 14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation 15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop. 16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer. 17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge. 18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it. 19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris. 20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the hell?'. 21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend. 22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests. 23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context. 24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area. 25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber' 26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous... 27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club. 28. Iced tea from England is blue 29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. 30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way 31 .When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down. 32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go. 33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials. 34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs. 35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff. 36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams. 37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem. 38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills 39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely. 40.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens, of course. Send hugs to the world: Bored: (>-_-)> Stoic: (>'_')> Crying: (>T_T)> | |||||||||||||
1. Passion Tears reviewsMy tears was of my pain. My pain was of his passion. I wouldn't want it any other way. Oneshot. lemon. Same Author, Different NameNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-21-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
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