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since: 03-05-09, id: 1856962, Profile Updated: 07-08-10
country: USA
Author has written 8 stories for Bleach, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Gender: Male
Age: 17
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 155? something like that
State: NJ
Birthday: June 27

Ok my bad my obssession has changed most of my stories will now be FMA my apologies to the Bleach fans

I like action movies generally the bloodier the better I'm also into horror books and Rock and Metal music I read fanfiction like crazy basically whenever I'm bored. I'm really into Stephen King so I might decide to write a long horror story but I'm still thinking about it

My favorite anime characters are Toushiro Hitsugaya and Edward Elric probably because their personalities remind me of myself. I have a tendency to be irritable especially if embarassed. I'm not so good with... ok I admit it I'm awful with girls. yipee that guarantees I'll be single all my teenage life sigh oh well. I hate going to bed and I've got insomnia so I'm usually in a state of constant exhaustion since I don't usually fall asleep until 2 in the morning and wake up way before I want to. I have a very sarcastic sense of humor and I am a master of the sarcastic one-liner, that will come through in my stories lets just say the dryness of my humor is surpassed only by the British (if you've seen Monty Python you'll get that comment). The only things I enjoy as much as reading (or writing) fanfics are music and video games both of which I play til I'm bored out of my skull with them. I'm not a very big or muscular guy (something else I have in common with my favorite characters luckily I'm bigger than they are, it would be humiliating to be 16 and that short) but I could really care less what people think of my height or build so thats not something I get teased much about. The only thing that bores me more than speeches are dumb people so if your IQ is not triple digit please don't talk to me b/c its only a matter of time and my mood until one of us dies violently. My favorite word as evil as this sounds is "Fuck". Any way thats all about me if you don't already know me you know me pretty well now, enjoy your reading.

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2010 WHEN...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

8.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

7.) You consider safe driving qualities to be texting your BFF while eating.

8. You use LOL in everyday conversations.

10.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

11.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

12.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

13.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

14.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Bold all the stereotypes that apply

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be an asshole.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
(Yeah...no.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
(I think the 'trendy' clothes are ugly...)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and an asshole.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd
I support GUN RIGHTS so I MUST be a redneck
I listen to HEAVY METAL so I MUST be suicidal
I think our CURRENT PRESIDENT is ruining our country so I MUST be a racist
I'm a GAMER so I MUST not be aware of reality

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1. Confessions Of A Teenage Assassin » reviews
Blood Gore NO YAOI Sean is a survivor of the Eastern Rebellion imprisoned afterward for the crime of existing, Now the military wants to make a deal he gets out and all he has to do is kill someone if only that some one wasn't an alchemic serial killer
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,886 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-18-10 - Published: 9-27-09 - Roy M. & Edward E.
2. Our Brave New Life » reviews
AU what do you do when the world ends? Roy Riza Ed and Al are about to find out. post-apocalyptic, our world near future I'll try to fit as many canon characters in as possible, pairings may be implied but only if you squint
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,096 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-1-09 - Published: 10-24-09
3. Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here » reviews
Central is not what it seems in daylight, bear witness to a terrifying and unexplainable journey to the depths of hell. Heavily influenced by Stephen King and Lovecraft don't like horror weirdness don't read. NO YAOI! rating may go up due to language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-1-09 - Published: 8-9-09 - Jean H. & Edward E.
4. The Shatterers Of Worlds reviews
Kimbley demonstrates the Philosophers Stone in Ishval no pairings manga based
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-16-09 - Roy M. & Kimbley - Complete
5. Hell
A short one-shot about an experiance in Ishbal, formerly known as shiro677
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Published: 5-21-09 - Roy M. - Complete
6. Bleach Drabbles » reviews
chapter 8: A creepy chapter about Seireitei and secrets chapter 9: Hitsugaya is feeling angsty about Hinamori Rangiku decides to help chapter 10: Hitsugaya gets a letter that really affects himnow Matsumoto is curious, formerly known as shiro677
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-1-09 - Published: 3-9-09 - T. Hitsugaya
7. One Week » reviews
What would you do if you knew the date of your death? Hitsugaya cuts loose and does everything he wanted to do but was too proffessional to do OOCish, formerly known as shiro677
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-23-09 - Published: 3-17-09 - T. Hitsugaya & Matsumoto R. - Complete
8. Suicide is Painless reviews
Hitsugaya contemplates his life and his failures songfic, formerly known as shiro677
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-17-09 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
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