| Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma |
Author has written 118 stories for Fruits Basket, When They Cry - Higurashi, Jhonen Vasquez, and Death Note. TO MY EVER-FAITHFUL FANFICTION.NET FRIENDS AND FANS. Needless to say, it turns out, I have psychotic ADHD. DUKORO'S BACK!! Featuring: To the wonderful people who sent me reviews while I was gone, asking me to come back... . Dukoro-chan . My life is listening to music. Youtube: DecimateDreamer. | |||||||||
1. DEATH NOT'D: Inside the Sick Mind of Raito Yagami » reviewsRaito Yagami is not at all the sophisticated, young man he seems. When Ryuk is shooting up apple seeds in the bathroom, L is pretending to own a space ship and Misa is questioning life itself, what does Raito really think? It's all right here, folks.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 8-2-08 - Published: 12-10-07 - Light Y.2. That's Enough reviewsIn return for her kindess, she is only given grief. In return for her blood, she is only given sorrow. In return for her devotion, she is only given loneliness. Please, let her leave this world. That's enough. !SatokoRika!When They Cry - Higurashi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-26-07 - Complete3. Hinamizawa Syndrome: Kira Strikes Again? » reviews[HigurashixDN Crossover] Hinamizawa's mysterious chain of murders have made TV around the world. When L is contacted by two desperate police officers, can he help them crack the case, or will he finally be defeated by the paranormal?Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-14-07 - Published: 11-29-07 - L4. So Damned Emo: Something About Megumi Hanajima! » reviewsWelcome to the first 'M' rated Megumi fic, EVER! It's basically the same as the other 'Inside The Mind Of...' stories I've written, but it's with Megumi. It's also a sick tribute to all the characters who don't get mentioned much.Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-6-07 - Published: 6-27-07 - Megumi H.5. Down With The Sickness reviews[Devi vs Sickness] Madness is the gift that has been given to me.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-29-07 - Devi D. & Sickness - Complete6. Puddle Jumper reviews[For HanaTohruShipperMorgan] It's raining. The curse has been lifted, and Kyo wants to know what it feels like to have the cool, wet droplets on his back and enjoy it. Hijinx occur. Yuki gets mud to the face. C'mon, that HAS to be funny. [slight Kyoru]Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-28-07 - Kyou S. & Tohru H. - Complete7. That's A Lie! » reviewsA series of outrageous untruths formed by people jumping to the wrong conclusions and under estimating the power of rational, logical thinking. Were Yuki and Kyo REALLY doing it? Did Haru REALLY kill Rin? Will YOU fall prey to these people's presumtions?Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 9-3-07 - Kyou S. & Yuki S.8. Bodily Fluids reviews[Oneshot] “Not fond of those bodily fluids, are you, Nny?” Mr. Eff snorted as Johnny cringed. How did they keep sneaking up on him like that? “No wonder you’re still a virgin.”Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-15-07 - Johnny C. & Nail Bunny - Complete9. Theories Shattered reviewsIn the end, our 'tragic fate' was merely Takano with a hand gun. [Rika]When They Cry - Higurashi - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-21-07 - Complete10. My Brother's Insane Story » reviewsA craptacula series of oneshots by my brother. Has songfics, Yuki being eaten by a gorilla, poems, random stories... it's all good. You will laugh. [[NOTE: Good stuff starts at chapter five. LATEST: Meet the Sohma's, A Poem]]Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 4-27-0611. A Night in the Life of Kyo’s Lower Half » reviewsHe could have sworn it was a conspiracy. Things hitting him on the head, constant 'surprises' in the pants... it was like everything and everyone was out to get him. Everything, except his untamed crotch, which is seemingly out to get Tohru... [Kyoru]Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 10-18-07 - Published: 10-14-07 - Kyou S. & Tohru H.12. The Story Never Lies » reviewsTohru discovers something that leaves the Sohma family in ruins. With Yuki's pink hair and Kyo's drool puddles, the family is left with one option. Request help from a complete nutter or suffer a lifetime of stunt doubling at parties... in the futuuuuure!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-17-07 - Published: 11-26-06 - Tohru H.13. Paranoia, Paranoia reviewsThey taped over your mouth and scribbled out the truth with their lies. [Keiichi]When They Cry - Higurashi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-16-07 - Complete14. Fear reviewsI refuse to do the bidding of a myth! Of a lie! Of a superstition! You're all in my head! [Rika]When They Cry - Higurashi - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-29-07 - Complete15. The Sohman Food Chain » reviewsThe food chain, but with the species of animals that the Sohma's are cursed by.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-12-07 - Published: 10-2-0616. Not So Hetrosexual: Inside Haru's Sick, Pervy Mind » reviewsHaru Sohma isn't all what he's cracked up to be. While he's not cracking up on crack, doing sleazy babes and babbling stuff that makes no sense, what does this cow really think? Read to find out!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,198 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 9-10-07 - Published: 8-13-06 - Hatsuharu S.17. It's Alright To Cry, Kid reviews[Kyo&Kyoko fluff] ‘Bad’ in general just didn’t give justice to the terrible, down right horrid time he’d suffered for the morning's waking existence. Twelve, miserable hours he’d wasted breathing that pungent, depressing air. [‘So, how was the funeral?’]Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-3-07 - Kyou S. & Kyoko H. - Complete18. Reverse This Curse reviews[SONGFIC] It'd always been an aspect of the Sohma family to carry the burdens, the emotional chains, barriers, walls, what ever word you wish to use. The same burdens as the previous generation did, the previously unlucky thirteen and their 'God'.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-26-07 - Complete19. Ara Koyashi! » reviews[COMPLETELY REWRITTEN] After being caught kissing in the bathroom, Haru and Hiro set off a chain of advents that will change their love lives forever! Will they be able to swerve around the obstacles, or will they crash and burn? Wait and see!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 6-15-06 - Hatsuharu S. & Hiro S.20. INCEST: The Sohma Family Motto reviews[You wouldn't find incest wrong if you had cousins as hot as mine!] When a whole family has to resort to incest to relieve sexual tension, what else can you do but laugh at the weird kids that pop out? [Sohma Family Centeric]Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-18-07 - Complete21. 20 Bleats to Silence the Lamb reviews[CHALLENGE FIC] Hiro transforms accidentally after bumping into Tohru. Realising he can no longer speak English, Hiro goes into a panicked frenzy of head butting Kyo's feet and yelling [or rather, bleating] abuse. Hoorah!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-15-07 - Hiro S. & Tohru H. - Complete22. Sohma of Suburbia » reviewsThis is a five chapter long songfic featuring Kyo and the five chapters of 'Jesus of Suburbia'. Follows Kyo's life through the eyes of an innocent bystander who he never took the time to get to know. Better than it sounds.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-14-07 - Published: 7-9-07 - Kyou S.23. Today I'm Going To Die reviewsThe ambulance. Oxygen mask. Needle. And I understood. I was going to die in this body, and it would be so simple! Like a billion other mortals, I was going to die. And what little mercy I was given! [Kyo Death Fic]Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-13-07 - Kyou S. - Complete24. Daycare Dreads! reviews[Sequel to 'Preschool Daze'] Our infamously famous trio are now in daycare together, annoying carers, getting lost and being attacked by rabid animals! What strange things, or people, will they encounter this time around? Read and find out!Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-4-0725. Don't Eat That, Tohru! » reviewsTohru has been stressed out lately. Very stressed out. Eating washing powder, forgetting people she knows and going crazy are all side affects from this. So Hatori says she better go on a holiday. Crazy stuff happens!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,537 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 6-29-07 - Published: 6-26-06 - Tohru H.26. Tohru Poop Brains: Boycotted Innocence » reviewsTohru a perverted little scum bag? Who would have thought! Oh, it's just terrible. I bet you can't go another minute without reading how she turns into a pervo, a Nymph and a moron, all in the one week! [COMPLETED]Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,214 - Reviews: 157 - Updated: 5-11-07 - Published: 6-4-06 - Tohru H. - Complete27. Captain Planet and the Furubateers! » reviewsRemember that old kids show 'Captain Planet and the Planeteers' Well, this is an action packed fanfic based off that, but with all your favourite FB characters! Features Kazuma as Captain Planet and Akito as the evil guy!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-14-07 - Published: 12-17-0628. Dukoro's 100th Story Celebration! reviews[DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. BEWARE.] It's Christmas in the Sohma House, and with nutty visitors, an insane authoress [who's celebrating 100 stories today] and random presents, what could possibly go right?Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-24-06 - Complete29. Machi Goes to Prison reviews[With Gee 'N' Mikey Way and Kureno goodness!] Ever wondered what it would be like if Machi went to prison? If Kyo was there too, but he got kicked out the window? If Momiji was a fly and got squished? If Mikey Way was a car sales men? Q's are A'ed here!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-21-06 - Machi K. - Complete30. Shiggy's Schedule » reviewsMit is tired of Shiggy not doing his manuscript, so she asks Kyo to help her get it finished. Kyo is pleased so he makes Shiggy a proposal he just can't refuse! But Yuki is standing in the way! No Yaoi, guys.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 11-29-06 - Published: 8-1-06 - Shigure S. & Kyou S.31. Join the Black Parade reviewsKyaa! I love this song. So I did a random Akito drabble thingy about it. It's not exactly angsty. She's just talking about her father heaps. [Woo.]Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-11-06 - Akito S. - Complete32. Your Words Are Deadly Weapons reviewsBleh! It's another songfic. All it really is, is some random Kyo angsting with the song 'Secrets Don't Make Friends'. Yup, yup! Features Kyo and Yuki. No Yaoi.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-11-06 - Kyou S. & Yuki S. - Complete33. Tongue Tied and Oh So Squirmish reviewsMarriage. She couldn't, no, WOULDN'T do it. [Yukiru.]Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-10-06 - Tohru H. & Yuki S. - Complete34. She Gave Us Two Shots To The Back Of The Head reviewsAnd never again, and never again, she gave us two shots to the back of the head and we're both dead now. [Kyoru.]Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-10-06 - Kyou S. & Tohru H. - Complete35. Operation: Death Trap Kidnap! » reviews[Sequel to Sohma's VS Parallels] The Parallels are back! But now, even with Tohru involved in their secret plan, will they succeed in replacing the real Sohma's with themselves? Why is Momegee so interested in Kyo? Can Tohru save really save them?Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,286 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 11-8-06 - Published: 7-16-0636. Emergency reviewsTohru's been sick and told no one. Now it's gonna cost her. [Songfic.]Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-6-06 - Tohru H. - Complete37. Bloody Valentine reviewsHe never wanted it to end this way. But Yuki was standing in his way. [One sided Kyoru. Yukiru.]Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-6-06 - Tohru H. & Kyou S. - Complete38. Kyo's Magical Chainsaw reviewsBleh! Kyo has a chainsaw. It's magical. He kills some peoples. Makes Tohru's babies. Has a skitz attack. Yeah. Just some random thingy.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-3-06 - Kyou S. - Complete39. Another Story That'll Make Your IQ Drop reviewsThought you couldn't get any dumber, thanks to last time? Man. Weren't you wrong! Insanity, hoods and bad childhood memories flood this story as well as Kisa rape! Muhaha! [WTF.]Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-3-06 - Complete40. Shiggy Wiggle the Wiggle Man reviewsYun garfunkled. Kyo chimed in. Tohru told her toe but it didn't care. What an insane day it's going to be for Shiggy Wiggle...Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-31-06 - Shigure S. - Complete41. Cos I'm Mr Brightside reviewsNever make someone your all, for when they’re gone, you’ve got nothing. [Kagura Angst.]Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-30-06 - Kagura S. - Complete42. Dear Kyo Sohma reviews[Sequel of Dear Tohru Honda] Tohru is bored with homework. So she replies. [Kyoru]Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-28-06 - Tohru H. & Kyou S. - Complete43. Dear Tohru Honda reviewsKyo is bored, so he writes Tohru a love letter. [Kyoru]Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 10-23-06 - Kyou S. & Tohru H. - Complete44. What's In The Box? reviewsAll this time, she’d been living off a false hope... [Akito and Ren]Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-20-06 - Akito S. & Ren S. - Complete45. Like a Guy » reviewsMost of the people on fanfic are girls, right? So, I wrote this STORY [yes, I'm continuing it.] in a way that describes I'm a guy. You will laugh. You will say, 'WTF'. You. Will. Be. A. Guy.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 10-6-06 - Published: 5-26-0646. A Bad Nights Dream reviews[TRUE STORY] I had this dream, yo. I want you to read it, so you can share some of my insanity. Doode. It has Ren. And Kyo. And Haru and Rin. And Akito. LOVE IT. [Yay.]Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-29-06 - Complete47. Kisa's Developing Boob reviewsThis story is a breastwarming tale about a girl who was abandoned by all, because of her boob size. Taking herself on an adventure, she gets more than her, or Hiro’s, pants could ever bargain for!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-21-06 - Kisa S. & Hiro S. - Complete48. Dukoro and The Kyo Shirt in The Drug Shop reviewsOn Dukoro's holiday, she finds something so awesome, she can barely breathe. Everything seemed perfect. So why does she leave angst ridden and depressed? [TRUE STORY]Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-18-06 - Kyou S. - Complete49. Cooked Up Kureno: The Tales of a Chicken Drumstick » reviewsKureno transforms in the street and endures being trampled, mangled and being turned into a crispy, chicken drumstick! Will he ever be able to collect all his body bits and transform back, or will he cluck his last breath?Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 9-5-06 - Kureno S.50. I'm Sorry, Mumma reviewsHave you ever been hated or discriminated against? I have. [Songfic about Kyo]Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-9-06 - Kyou S. - Complete51. Kyo Tells Us Why Dukoro Hasn't Been Updating reviewsURGENT: Yep! Very important that my readers and fans read this. It might shock you. It might make you sad. But it's important that you read it. Not exactly a story, but sort of.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-3-06 - Kyou S. - Complete52. Umbrella Related Sins reviewsYuki invites Machi around for dinner. It's his loss! Lots of Machi bashing, Kyo killing, Hatori teasing and Yuki angsting. [For Kawatta, by Kakuri]Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-26-06 - Yuki S. & Machi K. - Complete53. Ritsu's Drunken Ghost Buster Experience reviews[By Kakuri for Cherry] Ritsu wasn't exactly a pleasant man, with all that apologising. So one day, Akito decided to send him to a camp. Not just ANY camp. Space Camp Gasp Sama In The Wrong Story Desu.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-25-06 - Ritsu S. & Akito S. - Complete54. Haru's Hangover Caused Misadventure reviews[By Kakuri, 4 Koikitten] A drunk Haru uses Akito's master key to annoy Kisa the Gangsta. But little does he know, Kisa and Rin are planning his eventual death. Will he become sober before it's too late?Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-22-06 - Hatsuharu S. - Complete55. Fatty Fatty Ren and The Weight Fairy reviews[By Kakuri] Ren sighed as she walked into the bathroom. She knew she was getting fat. She just didn’t know how much. Which why she weighed herself. [For Angel]Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-21-06 - Ren S. & Hiro S. - Complete56. I Think I'm a Clone Now reviewsSide story to 'Operation: Death Trap Kidnap'. Kyo didn't much like having a cloned twin by his side day and night. But at least he had someone to talk to. Yay!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-20-06 - Kyou S. - Complete57. Waiting for Him reviews[By Kakuri] She could still remember the first time he came into the store. He'd dropped everything he owned onto the floor. Kureno...Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-19-06 - Arisa U. & Kureno S. - Complete58. Lap Dances Are Better When The Stripper Is Crying reviews[Songfic] It had been a while. 365 had come and passed. But now he's had enough. He wants to park the beef bus in tuna town, if ya know what I mean.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-19-06 - Tohru H. - Complete59. Meow Woof Pervy Boy: Behind the BAKA NEKO » reviewsEww, Kyo! You're a pervert, pervert! Read as Kyo travels around the 'world' in search for rape victims, teases Hatori and rambles on about anything that comes to his perverted mind... [COMPLETE][REWRITTEN]Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,806 - Reviews: 213 - Updated: 8-11-06 - Published: 5-29-06 - Kyou S. - Complete60. Just a Cheap Version of Goth reviews[Songfic] Kyo's definately the role model for emo kid magazine. He's sure of it too. Tacos, diaries and bright lights. Interestingly funny.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-10-06 - Kyou S. - Complete61. God Complex reviewsAkito explains to Kureno all the things she think she can do as God. Not really funny. Quite sad, actually.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-8-06 - Akito S. & Kureno S. - Complete62. Hiroshima Happened reviewsAyame forces Hatori into going to a cultural festival with him, in order to eat pickles and watch third years get blown up. Then, there was the lollies. Randomness!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-5-06 - Ayame S. & Hatori S. - Complete63. We're Very Lucky reviewsA certain someone explains the importance of the Hiroshima ceremonies held in Japan and why she think everyone should go. But will this be enough to entice a certain Mr. Kitty to go with her?Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-5-06 - Tohru H. & Kyou S. - Complete64. Preschool Daze! » reviewsKyo, Tohru and Yuki have just enrolled at the same preschool! Insanity ensures and the three meet for the first time, fight with thier parents and deal with crazy teachers! Better than the summary. [COMPLETED AND WITH SEQUEL]Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 8-4-06 - Published: 5-10-06 - Complete65. Whimsical Rin and the PMS Curse reviewsRin is desperate to break her down right awful curse so her on again, off again boyfriend, Haru, doesn't leave her for someone less cursed. Ren attempts to help, but fails. How sad.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-1-06 - Rin S. & Ren S. - Complete66. She's Still Preoccupied reviews[SONGFIC] I decided to rewrite the song 1985 by Bowling for Soup and turn it into a song that could relate to Tohru and her every day life. Kind of hard to throw in a story with it, but yeah. Go me.Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-31-06 - Tohru H. - Complete67. It's Still Raining Outside » reviewsOutside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to see! [COMPLETE]Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-28-06 - Published: 7-27-06 - Shigure S. - Complete68. What Are You, Chicken? reviews[By Kakuri] Uo takes Kureno on a trip to a stream. On refusal to swim, Uo suprises Kureno with a question that can only make him smile.Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 7-27-06 - Arisa U. & Kureno S. - Complete69. Stubs reviewsYuki, being the perfect boy he is, is shocked when he finds small, furry stubs on his face! Oh dear Akito, what ever shall he do? He'll ask Shigure, that's what! Teehee.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-25-06 - Yuki S. & Shigure S. - Complete70. Learn to Count to 10, Sohma Style! reviewsOr should I say, Honda Style? Tohru teaches us all how to count to ten in Japanese, in a witty and cunning story which includes Tohru bashing, innuendo's and Kyo being a sicko. Yay!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-18-06 - Tohru H. - Complete71. The Super Adventures of Mr Man and Sidekick Bob » reviewsMr. Man and Sidekick Bob enemies by day, insane super hero buddies by night! Follow the insanity as they attempt to save the world, in a way only they can. A Kyo and Yuki fic. NO YOAI. [Completed]Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 7-16-06 - Published: 5-2-06 - Kyou S. & Yuki S. - Complete72. Friends, Fics and Fun Stuff » reviewsA heap of challenge fics from my friends I decided to turn into a random and angsty series. Oneshots vary from genre to genre, so take a look. LATEST: [That's A Lie!]Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-16-06 - Published: 7-4-0673. She's The Cutest Girl in the World reviews[Kyo&Kyoko drabble] 'She’s the cutest girl in the world,' A woman proclaimed cheerfully, her golden hair wafting in the humid, airless breeze. 'You have to meet her some day.'Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-15-06 - Kyou S. & Kyoko H. - Complete74. 9 Out of 10 Psychopaths Agree This Story is Insane reviewsWhat's there to say? Shigure becomes a bomb that blows up. Kagura and Kisa go to Mars. Kyo and Yuki get sucked into a TV and don't realise it. So random I can't describe it! You have been warned!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-14-06 - Complete75. Tohru's Stupid Dance reviews[Look Yuki, at my dance! Isn't it great?] Tohru does a stupid dance to try and impress Prince Yuki into going to the school prom with her. Yuki doesn't much care for dancing though... [Onesided Implied Yukiru]Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-13-06 - Tohru H. & Yuki S. - Complete76. Kyo's Damn iPod RETURNS! reviewsThat's right! But, in order to watch his porno, he must help a young girl trapped inside, called iLeena, find her brother iMax! Can he rescue iLeena before he finds out her secret? Can he resurrect Shiggy? Will he EVER be able to watch his porno?Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-13-06 - Kyou S. - Complete77. It's Not Safe to Play With Soda! reviews[For Saa] One lazy afternoon, when a few friends are bored, two super hero's from opposite sides of the world come to the sodarific rescue! Will true love be formed? Who will win in the game of Soda? [Implied Kyoru]Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-13-06 - Kyou S. & Tohru H. - Complete78. A Few Pleasent Tales Featuring The Sowmo's » reviewsMy Grandmother has no sense on what goes on in the Sohma household, so I wrote this little fic about how FB would be like if my Grandma was writing it. My first attempt at something so... formal. Viva la gaspos! [COMPLETED]Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-12-06 - Published: 6-12-06 - Complete79. Kyo's Damn iPod reviewsAfter going through quizzical Hell from Shiggy, Kyo goes and buys himself the latest of iPods. Finding that only works for Yuki, Kyo gets sad and cries. Until Tohru becoms mentally scarred!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-9-06 - Kyou S. - Complete80. The Sohma's VS The Parallel's » reviewsWhat the hell? The Sohma's all have evil, evil twins? What's going on here? As the Sohma's meet thier twins, they discover a secret about them. A secret that's going the make their lives a hell of a lot harder, if they survive it all! [COMPLETE!]Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,127 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 7-7-06 - Published: 6-2-06 - Complete81. Oh, The Joys of a Premature Death! reviewsKyo dies and gets given to Akito as a fully functional birthday present. Yuki hits a deer and Tohru looks into why she can't close a god damn door. Everyone celebrates, when Kyo's on his death bed!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-7-06 - Kyou S. - Complete82. Heed the Omen » reviews[AU] He rises from the eternal sea, creating armies on either shore. He turns man against his brother, till man exists no more. He's not some adverage kid. He's the son of the Devil. His day will come.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-1-06 - Published: 6-14-06 - Kyou S.83. Cars reviewsBeing named after cars isn't easy for the poor friends, Tohru Honda and Isuzu Sohma. So one day, they go on a rampage to FUNimation studio's, to get their names put to something less 'off road'.Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-30-06 - Tohru H. & Rin S. - Complete84. Dukoro Chan's Japanese Language Story Desu! » reviewsDukoro chan isn't a fan of stories which have Japanese words in them. So you know what she did? She wrote one of her own, so she could become a hypocrite sama! You will laugh desu. [Yay kun!]Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 6-26-06 - Published: 5-31-0685. A Story That'll Make Your IQ Drop reviewsI wrote this for all you 'Gangsta 1337' speakers out there. This story is written almost 90 percent in that language for you all. Feel like becoming a total idget, as Haru would say? Read this.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-17-06 - Complete86. Fruitymon! reviewsKind of a crossover of Pokemon and FB. Two children meet in the street with their Fruitymon and bay. Who will prevail in the war of the Fruitymon? Will it be Dukoro and her Kyo? Or Kawatta and her Shigure? Not as stupid as it sounds.Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-17-06 - Complete87. Da Random & Angsty Adventures of Spiffy McSpiffers » reviewsIt seems after the amount of hot days Japan has had recently, Akito has gone insane! Spiffy Jane Mary Akito McSpiffters, God of Cheesypoofs and the 13 Zodiac If you include Kyo, is on the loose and she isn't afraid to use herself! [COMPLETE]Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 5-22-06 - Akito S. - Complete88. Yuki's Mind Brand CNN Type News Show » reviewsIt's a new show hosted by Yuki Sohma. Hear all the latest news straight from the damn rats mouth!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-15-06 - Published: 4-29-06 - Yuki S. - Complete89. Inside the Sick Mind of: YUKI SOHMA » reviewsYuki, you filthy, filthy man! Ever wondered what Yuki is really thinking? It's all one click away in the hilarious series, featuring Yuki like you've never seen him before! [Finally COMPLETED!]Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,612 - Reviews: 195 - Updated: 6-13-06 - Published: 4-27-06 - Yuki S. - Complete90. Somewhere Other Than Home reviewsEh. Very short oneshot about Kisachan and her horrible, horrible lifestyle. Sorry for shortness, couldn't think of anything. Rawr... dedicated to Kawattanee.Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-13-06 - Kisa S. - Complete91. Ducks of Randomness reviewsInspired by a random chat with two friends, this fic makes no sense and has topics flying around the place like a sausage in the breeze. Very, VERY random. Kyo, Haru and Shigure are main characters.Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-9-06 - Kyou S. & Hatsuharu S. - Complete92. Pervert reviewsA songfic featuring who else but... Shigure! Yay! Rated T because everyone knows how Shigure is, 'specially when I write about him.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-6-06 - Shigure S. - Complete93. Taking Back What's Ours reviewsMomiji wants his family to live happily ever after. He grants his own wish, by taking as many lives as it takes for his dreams to come true. Another attempt at angst and horror.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-5-06 - Momiji S. - Complete94. Day of the Dead reviewsFirst attempt at writing REAL angst and horror. It features Kyo's cursed day of the year, and what better than 666? Who will the the next to fall under his curse?Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-5-06 - Kyou S. - Complete95. Kawatta and Dukoro's Adventure in the Alley! reviewsKawatta and Dukoro find their three favourite characters from FB in an alley. They stare randomly, laugh randomly and speak randomly. What a random story.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-5-06 - Complete96. Hatori and Ayame Reveal SECRETS! reviewsA oneshot, featuring Hatori and Ayame. Ayame decides to rant for a while about pickles and dancing chopsticks. Then Hatori and Ayame reveal some secrets. Kyo and Yuki get killed. Everyone dances. Funny.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-4-06 - Hatori S. & Ayame S. - Complete97. Cat Dance » reviewsThe school prom is coming up soon and Kyo has been asked by Tohru to go with her. There's only one problem. He can't dance! As Kyo battles out the task of learning how to dance, he learns alot more. A story about love, life and... DANCING! [Completed]Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 6-2-06 - Published: 4-29-06 - Kyou S. - Complete98. A Misinterpreted Escapade of Randomness » reviewsShigure's house has a habit of slipping into a warped world of insanity, where an indescribable force pulls his home into a spiral of randomness. How do the inhabitants take it? Quite randomly, I presume! FUNNY! [On Haitus]Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-2-06 - Published: 5-26-0699. Puff the Tragic Dragon reviewsHatori. You all know him to be strict, cold and rational. Well, maybe now you will think twice when you speak about this seahorse dude nicely...Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-24-06 - Hatori S. - Complete100. Speaking with a Blush reviewsYukiru centric fic. Yuki and Tohru are talking, but when Tohru accidentally says Yuki's set off word, well, funny stuff happens. Ack, I'm as bad at writing summaries for Yukiru fics as I am writing them...Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-24-06 - Yuki S. & Tohru H. - Complete101. The Prince, Badminton and Eye Sores reviewsYuki and Tohru decide to go for a nice game of badminton early one morning, but turns from nice to painful as Yuki gets mauled by a shuttle and Tohru begins to cry. Not as insane as it sounds.Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-24-06 - Yuki S. & Tohru H. - Complete102. I wish I had an Angel reviewsA KyoxTohru centric songfic, featuring my favourite song. Personally, I think this is the best songfic I have done so far.Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-22-06 - Kyou S. & Tohru H. - Complete103. I'm Blue reviewsYo, listen up! Here's the story about a little guy that lives in a blue world and all day and all night and everything he sees is blue like him, inside and outside... he's blue. Very blue.Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-20-06 - Kyou S. - Complete104. Something Old, New, Borrowed and Blue reviewsWedding bliss is here as Saki is planning for her wedding! But it seems that she has forgotten the old tale when it comes to marriage... Very cute and funny!Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-19-06 - Saki H. & Kazuma S. - Complete105. I don't speak the language! reviewsAyame has gone to enroll for an English speaking course, as he can't speak it. But, a form of 'terror' insues, as his teacher and himself try to understand each other. Maybe funny to some.Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-17-06 - Ayame S. - Complete106. Pimped Away reviewsKyo has been pimped away to Stephanie and her bestfriend Zoe! Kyo must indure insanity and randomness as the trio bash Yuki, go ice skating and sit on the curb. But in the end, who does Kyo propose to?Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-17-06 - Kyou S. - Complete107. Please Don't Feed the Animals reviewsTohru and the Sohma's go to the zoo on a snowy day in Winter. But all does not go to plan as the Sohma's get followed, attacked and mauled by their animal counterparts! Very funny and cute.Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-17-06 - Tohru H. - Complete108. Kyo and Yuki go Buy a CD reviewsYep. It is called, Angst Parade. But along the way, they confront alot of random stuff. Wow, can't write a summary for this thing. It's funny, that's all I know!Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-15-06 - Kyou S. & Yuki S. - Complete109. Spiffy McSpiffters & the Giant Cheesypoof of Luck reviewsAkito gets a bit delusional from the sun and thinks she is Spiffy McSpiffters, God of Cheesypoofs! She goes off on a random adventure to China to obtain the giant, orange, cheesypoof of luck. But what obstacles lie ahead?Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-14-06 - Akito S. - Complete110. The Origin of Mr Man and Sidekick Bob reviewsEver wondered how it all happened? How two plain, boring cousins suddenly become sexy, smart super hero's with fake id's? Well... now you can find out.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-13-06 - Kyou S. & Yuki S. - Complete111. Kyo's Bad Deed and the Random Investigation reviewsTitle explains all. Kyo does a very bad deed, which shocks everyone. But no one knows it was him! So, Tohru and Yuki must conduct a random investigation to prove Kyo's guiltiness! But will Kyo's guilt get the better of him?Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-13-06 - Kyou S. - Complete112. Everything is Alright reviewsA songfic featuring my favourite FB charrie, Kyo! Uh huh. The words of the song match him quite well, I think. Only my second attempt at a songfic, using an actual song this time.Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-7-06 - Kyou S. - Complete113. Come With Me Friday, Don't Say Maybe reviewsTohru wants to ask Yuki something, but she can't seem to get the words out. A sweet, little Yukiru oneshot, dedicated to all my fans who like the pairing.Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-5-06 - Tohru H. & Yuki S. - Complete114. When You're Big reviewsRemember that song from Land Before Time? I turned it into a FB songfic! Yay! Very cute, with all your favourite kiddie past times from Fruits Basket. How special.Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-5-06 - Complete115. Crotch Stuffing reviewsA short drabble featuring Akito, Hatori, and thier daily routine before Akito is willing to go outdoors.Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-1-06 - Hatori S. & Akito S. - Complete116. Golf Clubs and Knocks to the Head reviewsRitsu comes for a visit and has a present for Shigure, which will definately come in handy...Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-29-06 - Ritsu S. & Shigure S. - Complete117. Breasts, Oh Wonderful, Breasts! reviewsNaughty Shigure and his thoughts on what makes woman great. They're boobs! Rating for the breast bouncing goodness and the pervertedness of our favourite dog. Funny!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-27-06 - Shigure S. - Complete118. Who Cares of the Abandoned Foal? reviewsA drabble featuring Rin Sohma and her feeling about everything. Just something random. Rated T for her swearing. A tiny speckle of angst. Nothing heart wrenching.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-26-06 - Rin S. - Complete