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since	: 07-14-06, id: 1091155, Profile Updated: 10-14-09
country	: USA

Author has written 11 stories for Family Guy, Harry Potter, Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Teen Titans.

Hi there, TheBroccoliMustDie here.

I'm on the crazy side of normal and I like to write stories. That's pretty much all you need to know about me.

UPDATES APPLYING TO MY WORKS IN PROGRESS:

A Sequel of Epic Proportions and That Dear Octopus = DEADFIC. Sorry, guys. :/

UPDATE: 4/12/09

I can has a homepage?

UPDATE: 7/7/09

Aagh, I've gone so long without updating any of my stories. I apologize for that. I think That Dear Octopus is in serious danger of becoming deadfic, and the next chapter in A Sequel of Epic Proportions may be a little while longer because I've been having writer's block on that one but I started watching all the new episodes of Family Guy that I've missed and now the inspiration's creeping back.

UPDATE: 10/14/09

HAY GUYS I'M BACK
WITH A VENGEANCE
OKAY NOT REALLY, AND THAT JOKE IS PROBABLY GETTING OLD BY NOW, BUT STILL

I'M BACK
NEW AND IMPROVED

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1. Insert Catchy Title Here » reviews
The first fanfic I ever wrote. Involves a catgirl from outer space with a wisecracking robot sidekick, a villain with freaky mind powers, and Beast Boy/OC-ness. So Bad It's Good, or possibly just So Bad It's Horrible.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,884 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-7-09 - Beast Boy

2. A Sequel of Epic Proportions » reviews
Lucky there's a family guyyy...to keep us away from OLDFIC.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,543 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 4-12-09 - Published: 11-21-07 - Stewie G. & Brian G.

3. That Dear Octopus » reviews
OLDFIC AHOY. HERE THERE BE MONSTERS.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,039 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-26-09 - Published: 12-30-08

4. A Fangirl's Ode to Sweeney Todd reviews
A song written about the amazingness of Sweeney Todd, by a fangirl with no previous songwriting experience. BEWAAAARE.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-9-09 - Complete

5. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of, Well, You Know » reviews
A parody in script format, in which the story of Sweeney Todd somehow goes from awesome movie-musical to a weird little tale full of bad jokes and modern-day slang, all of which smells worse than Pirelli's Miracle Elixir. Oh, horror of horrors!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,754 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 12-14-08 - Published: 1-31-08 - Complete

6. PotC4: The Fountain of Crap » reviews
OLDFIC AHOY. HERE THERE BE MONSTERS.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,655 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 12-13-08 - Published: 8-11-08 - Jack S. - Complete

7. PotC3: At Wit's End » reviews
OLDFIC AHOY. HERE THERE BE MONSTERS.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,548 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 8-5-08 - Published: 7-11-08 - Jack S.

8. PotC2: Dead Man's Stench » reviews
OLDFIC AHOY. HERE THERE BE MONSTERS.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,375 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 7-9-08 - Jack S. - Complete

9. PotC: Curse of the Annoying ModernDay Person » reviews
OLDFIC AHOY. HERE THERE BE MONSTERS.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,591 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 7-7-08 - Jack S. - Complete

10. Birds of a Feather » reviews
Ignore this, it's crap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,643 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 11-18-07 - Published: 7-28-07 - Blaise Z. & Draco M.

11. Mayhem and Chaos » reviews
Lucky there's a family guyyy...to keep us away from OLDFIC.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 24,728 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 11-18-07 - Published: 12-8-06 - Brian G. & Stewie G. - Complete

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