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Author has written 10 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Minesweeper, and Twilight.

A word on OCs... I don't know if the problem is still bad like it was, I'm not reading much online anymore, but I have to say:
It is perfectly okay to WRITE as many fanfics as you like starring your OCs. It's not okay to publish them, because nobody cares.
Seriously, I've written hundreds of pages of fics starring OCs, and have even more that have yet to be put on paper. But do I publish them? No. So extend the same courtesy, please.

So... I'm pretty much AWOL from this site now. No longer reading much. I hope to come back this summer. If I find anything good. Think you have an awesome Zutara modern A/U? Tell me!

I hope to finish Zuzupalooza. One more chapter. I just need to be feeling silly.

I AM FOR SURE THIS TIME going to write a Zutara A/U based on The Great Gatsby. And I know I can actually finish this one! Why? Because I don't have to figure out the introduction, subplots, climax, resolution, and all that. But it WILL be unique... just largely based on the story.

I love the 1920's... the culture, the music, the fashion (mostly the fashion is the appeal for me), the general wealth and carefreeness that led to the stock market crash of 1929... oh, and the literature. And after reading Gatsby, I was like :O AMAZING. So, the characters are as follows:

Jay Gatsby: Zuko
Nick Carraway: Sokka
Daisy Buchanan: Katara
Tom Buchanan: Jet
Jordan Baker: Suki
Meyer Wolfshiem: Not sure... maybe Zhao?
Myrtle Wilson: Ty Lee
George Wilson: Haru
Catherine, Myrtle's sister: Mai
"Owl Eyes": Aang
Klipspringer: Azula
Mr. Gatz: Iroh

Trust me. It will all make sense...

If you copy and paste these into your profile, I will shank you.

69 percent of all statistics on ff.net were invented on the spot by horny teenagers.

If 98 percent of teenagers had attempted smoking pot, there wouldn't be enough pot in the world to go around. Yeesh.

Yagami backwards is "I'm a gay".

Evian (water) backwards is naive.

I saw this shirt at a thrift store... it said "Pornography is for Posers"... LOL.

Uhh... Peace out?

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1. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? reviews
When you ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer... or a lot of them. Crack. Drabble.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-22-08 - Complete

2. Chunky Dunking reviews
It was so hot the trees were fighting over the dogs. Despite drastic measures, there's only ONE way to stay cool today... and sadly, Iroh is in on it. CRACK! If you like my other stuff, you will love this.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-4-08

3. Zuzupalooza » reviews
Hey, the Avatar characters are all going to annoy Zuko. Let's watch! Rated for language and 'mature' jokes. A bit of Zutara, Songko, Jinko, and Maiko insanity. Warning: pure drabbles. Don't give up on me, I'm goign to update again.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 12-26-07 - Published: 6-18-07 - Zuko

4. Sokka's True Mastah reviews
Oneshot. Drabble. Crackfic. Sokka. Potato. Brought to you by FF's resident crack dealer!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-3-07 - Sokka - Complete

5. Last Night, if You Know What I Mean reviews
Zuko and Katara should NOT be allowed to play poker... or make bets. Kind of Zutara, I suppose. Just some crack I thought of for y'all... in my pants.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 9-24-07 - Zuko & Katara - Complete

6. Pants reviews
Rosalie can't find her jeans, and she is pissed. Her 'siblings' will suffer the consequences. Crack piece that got carried away.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-2-07 - Complete

7. Cheater reviews
Zuko challenges Katara to a staring contest. But what will he do to win? Zutara oneshot. Rated for safety.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 9-2-07 - Zuko & Katara - Complete

8. Ultimatum reviews
Lose the damn mouthgrass.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-22-07 - Jet & Katara - Complete

9. Slave to the Game reviews
Oneshot. He is a slave to the game. His life depends on it...click...click...click...
Minesweeper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-17-07 - Complete

10. Driving Lessons reviews
Zuko gives Katara driving lessons. Better than it sounds. Randomly funny little oneshot, please check it out! Somewhat Zutara ish, AU of a sort. R 'n' R, please!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 5-13-07 - Zuko & Katara - Complete

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