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since: 06-19-04, id: 613698, Profile Updated: 01-18-12
country: USA
Author has written 24 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Final Fantasy X-2, Metal Gear, Resident Evil, Wrestling, Final Fantasy VII, Castlevania, Final Fantasy XII, Gundam Wing/AC, Persona Series, and Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.

Happy 2012, fellow fanfic peoples! Did you miss me? Do you realize I've been on this site, running my mouth since 2004? Holy crap. XD Do you realize that before I put up my latest story (which has received positive reviews so far - thank you all!!!) I hadn't posted anything in two years?

I'm pretty awesome. Although, if you came from reading something I wrote, you already knew that. XP If you came from reading a review I left, hopefully I've written something in a fandom you're familiar with, if you wanna take one of my stories for a spin. It's one thing to hear you've done well (woo!) or not so well (sad face goes here) with certain characters by a reviewer, it's another entirely when you can read how that reviewer portrays the same characters. I, personally, find the latter equally, if not more beneficial.

That's not to say I don't want concrit, or can't take it; I've received it many times, here, on my papers when I was in college, and anytime I submit an original screenplay or story for critique. I very much appreciate constructive criticism and having any grammar/spelling errors pointed out in my work. I tend to become aggressive when I see unnecessarily harsh reviews that express opinions as though they were facts, especially when they're directed at some of the kindest, most creative and gifted authors I've ever known. You can pick my stuff apart sentence by sentence, you can leave me a smiley face for a review, or anything in between. Doesn't bother me anything like it does when I see it done to my favorite authors. XD

For reals, though... I really do want to hear what you all thought of my stories, new or old, one-shot or longer, and while it's nice to be able to turn around and find you've written something I'm familiar with so I can reciprocate, it's not necessary.

I will never intentionally ignore your review. Assuming it's signed or I have contact info, that is. If you reviewed me and I never thanked you, I'm terribly sorry! Feel free to PM me and tell me, "You're welcome, buttwipe." Or something to that effect. I'll know what you mean.

If the word "mistress" in the pen name didn't give it away, I am indeed a chick.

I like video games. And sleep. And ice cream. And kitties. And taking pictures of my action figures groping each other. (The Advent Children figures, in particular, are quite posable.)

I have two tattoos. (The Umbrella logo from Resident Evil and Carbuncle from Final Fantasy VIII. I'll get the FOXHOUND logo at some point, I'm thinking.)

I have met 1/2 of the A-Team.

I have told 1/4 of the A-Team that I named one of my Nintendogs after him. Dwight Schultz OWNS and you know it. And if you don't know it, I will make you know it.

The bombshell in my avatar is Joan Blondell. She's one of my favorite actresses.

A few of my many obsessions:

-Gundam Wing (I am an unashamed Trowa fangirl)

-Final Fantasy series (even X-2, which I like mostly because Gippal OWNS XD)

-Resident Evil series (I even own Survivor and Dead Aim)

-Shin Megami Tensei games (especially Persona 3, Persona 4, and Devil Survivor)

-Ace Attorney series (I heart you, Edgeworth)

-Metal Gear Solid series (plz have my babies, Ocelot)

-Castlevania series (insert something witty about me wanting to have my way with Trevor Belmont here)

I'm mostly a video game fic author, as you can see. I'm okay with a lot of different pairings in the fandoms I read and write in, both het and yaoi.

PM me if you wanna chat or anything. :)

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1. Happy Birthday, Phoenix Wright reviews
Uninspired title, yes. They say it's better to give than to receive. When it comes to birthday gifts, Phoenix agrees. Larry sure gives interesting gifts, especially when he gets Edgeworth involved. Post T&T and AAI, pre AJ. Larry Edgey Nick friendship.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-13-12 - Phoenix W./Nick & Larry B. - Complete
2. Button reviews
You pressed a button. Nothing happened. Light JillxChris, post Mansion, pre RE3. Jill's Diary incorporated. No shortage of angst here. Love it, hate it, ignore it, flame it. Whatever floats your fanfic boat.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-8-10 - Chris R. & Jill V. - Complete
3. Luimty Fuimty Cruimty reviews
Yup. Light hints of GippalxBaralai. Sort of a missing scene, set very near the end of the game. Reviews are happiness. Dedicated to ffgurl.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-4-09 - Baralai & Gippal
4. Old Habits reviews
...die hard. If at all. GippalxBaralai. Post game. My Baralai is somewhat angsty and passive aggressive. Oh, and overly analytical, too. Gippal is...Gippal. But hopefully not too OOC, on either account. Baralaicentric 3rd person.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-28-09 - Baralai & Gippal - Complete
5. Just Another Day in Inaba reviews
A day in the life of Souji Seta. Dreams, school, hobbies, fighting shadows, solving crime, not quite having the courage to say what he really wants to. Short. Not serious. Reads like much in-game, IE: second-person. Moved from the Megami Tensei category.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-21-09 - Complete
6. Where Shooting Stars Land reviews
She's not sure how he found her, how he got past her bodyguards, or why he's here. It doesn't make any sense to her, but he does everything with such purpose, she can't help but trust that it all makes perfect sense to him. Sorta HeeroxSylvia. Post series
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-2-08 - Heero Y. & Sylvia N. - Complete
7. Overlooked reviews
P3. 'Sometimes it feels like, in seeing things that we shouldn't, we've sacrificed our ability to see the things that we should. Like we're overlooking something important, you know.' FuukaShinjiro friendship. Spoilers? Moved from Megami Tensei category.
Persona Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-5-07 - Fuuka Y. & Shinjiro A. - Complete
8. Apathytown » reviews
Trowa POV. Post EW. Trowa reluctantly accompanies Quatre to see Duo. Who'd have thought the God of Death could make such a nice life for himself? Who'd have thought the apathetic clown could want a place in it? Angst and attempted humor. 2plus3. Shonen-ai
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,276 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-15-07 - Published: 3-3-07 - Trowa B./No-Name & Duo M. - Complete
9. What's in a Codename? reviews
Post EW. Duo. An invitation from Une. The life of a Preventer might not be half bad. But first, the God of Death has some questions about protocol, more specifically, codenames. Rated T to be safe, but it's pretty much all for one word. Funny, maybe.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-21-07 - Duo M. - Complete
10. In Her Hands reviews
Ashe looked down at her hands. A queen with such dirty hands? But was there any other way? Takes place very shortly after the Phon Coast. Angst and much over analyzing, my favorite.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-7-06 - Ashe & Balthier - Complete
11. Goods and Services reviews
LoI. Rinaldo wants to know where Leon is coming up with all these items he's selling. Leon enlightens him. Silliness. By that, of course, I mean it's stupid. Title blows, I know. Review, yes?
Castlevania - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-10-06 - Leon B. & Rinaldo G. - Complete
12. And Then the World Didn't End After All » reviews
Some things are harder to deal with than death. Living an ordinary life isn't always easy. Minifics, with different people each chapter. Ch. 1 is Reno n Elena, 2 is Tseng n Elmyra and 3 is Yazoo n Loz. Reviews are love.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-27-06 - Published: 5-24-06
13. The Things I Do For This Job reviews
Rude does his best to take care of a grumpy Reno, as he's recovering from Sector 7. Not slash. Rude POV. Pointless, as is much of my work. I think I used one too many f-bombs for a T rating, so yeah, it's rated M. For language, not actual maturity.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-8-06 - Reno & Rude - Complete
14. Rock, Paper, Scissors reviews
PostAC, Cloud POV. Short short. Some angsty metaphors over a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors with Marlene. R and R, everybody!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-6-06 - Cloud S. & Marlene W. - Complete
15. A Word of Advice reviews
Super short thingy from Elena's POV. She's having a little trouble adjusting to being a Turk. Can one word from a certain big, bald coworker change that? Redone, but essentially the same idea.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-30-05 - Elena & Rude - Complete
16. The Highwind Influence reviews
Tifa ponders, as well as witnesses the aftereffects of leaving Marlene in Cid's care for a day. The rating is for language. This does involve Cid, after all.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 9-7-05 - Tifa L. & Marlene W. - Complete
17. The Temp » reviews
Formerly Making the Best of a Bad Situation. Reno has to fill in as Rufus's secretary for a day. Drinking, plotting, silliness, kleptomania, etc. Renocentric, with cameos from the rest of the Turks. Rufus lovers beware. Reviews are love.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,582 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-22-05 - Published: 7-23-05 - Reno - Complete
18. Spectre of Atonement reviews
Post game. Second person, with hints of past CloudxTifa and present RenoxTifa. Reno keeps making early morning visits to Tifa's bar. What does he want from her? Character death. REVIEW!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 7-30-05 - Reno & Tifa L. - Complete
19. Love So Wrong, Dream So Wrong reviews
My first and probably only wrestling fic, and I can almost guarantee you it's not what it seems. Can you say surprise ending? Read n review, please! Jeff and Matt Hardy, Shane Helms, Shannon Moore. Warnings and such inside.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-31-05 - Complete
20. Above And Beyond » reviews
Falling for your roommate? It's cliché, and it's been done so many times, and it's exactly why Chris didn't want me to move in with Leon. Of course, he was convinced I already had. Post CV Cleon. Penned before Darkside Chronicles, so it's AUish at points.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 4-12-05 - Published: 3-6-05 - Claire R. & Leon S. K. - Complete
21. Still Got It reviews
Mild LeonxAda. Different take on a scene near the end of the game, since the actual version left a bit to be desired. Written before the PS2 version of RE4, so it doesn't fit in with parts of Separate Ways. Precedes UC and DC by even longer.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 3-20-05 - Leon S. K. & Ada W. - Complete
22. Metal Gear Solid 3: Operation Mousetrap » reviews
Parody. SPOILERS! Learn why Ocelot had a mousetrap, what the Cobras really stand for, the true source of Volgin's power, etc. On hold, probably forever, or until I finally reformat, or am reported for the current format and deleted. Oh noes.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,251 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 2-27-05 - Published: 12-6-04 - B. Boss
23. The Telltale Head Scratch reviews
One shot. Very very mild hinted at future GippalxBaralai. Title makes sense. Maybe. Pretend it does. It was a simple enough question Gippal asked. The path to finding the answer, however... Slightly pervy Gippal. Revamped.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-5-04 - Gippal & Baralai - Complete
24. Feeling Green, Seeing Red reviews
Set between XMen and X2. Scott POV. Among other things, Scott thinks about the last thing he saw without his visor on.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-13-04 - Cyclops & Xavier, C. - Complete
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