TheFunkyDurian

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since	: 11-13-05, id: 930011, Profile Updated: 12-22-07
country	: Philippines

Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter.

She sat by her bed, the airconditioning freezing her feet to no end as she thought of something witty to put into her profile. She pondered greatly, looking at every inkling of an object around her, in search for the slightest inspiration. She scratched her head in doubt, seeing as though her previous profile may be a waste. Brushing the thoughts aside, all the while still empty minded, she paused and stared at the screen with a growing frustration.

What to write, what to write, she thought.

She had asked her grandmother for advice, yet seemingly she was already asleep. She had asked her maid, yet again, she was busy with cleaning. And so she wondered. 'How on earth may I declare my utter love for my fandom when my mind remainds idle?'

It was then that she started to type.

'Hey. This is my profile. Uhm...enjoy.' she typed. She cursed. "What was that? I sounded like a superficial super monkey of doom for bloody sake!"

ah, it was then that she cursed again for trying to be humorous but failing miserably afterwards.

And so, she typed again.

'I like HARRY AND HERMIONE...and their shoes.' and she thought, what in goodness' great name was that?

she typed again.

'As I befuddle you with my previous ramblings, I shall also befuddle you noe with my...recent ramblings? WTFWTFWTFWTFSUPAHMONKEYTHATHOE!' was her words of frustration and irritation. How she wanted to end this so she could watch the latest installment of House, M.D. As a choice, she merely wrote this.

' Hallo there. As you all know, my adoration for the HHr fandom has gone beyond my own boundaries. Yes, I am now a fandomaniac. My stories reflect that, and so do my videos (yes, I make music videos. big hoorah). I may receive my fair share of flames, but hey! Somehow, I'll repay you by flaming you back as well. Everyone makes mistakes, right?' The last line was the last straw of trying to be witty. She retired on the idea.

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1. Dilated Lust » reviews
He wanders through the streets of Great Britain, seducing women in need of the passion and desire he can thoroughly give. But upon laying his eyes on Hermione Granger, he is caught between the walls of love, which he had sworn out of his life long ago. hh
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-5-08 - Published: 6-3-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.

2. Rain over Heart reviews
There was something about the rain that day. And it made Hermione smile. Hhr. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-29-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete

3. The Pianist » reviews
"Someday, somehow, we'll be making beautiful music together." Her smile was the last he saw before her image drifted into the darkness. If fate were kind to him, he would see her again. hhr. WWII Era. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,908 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 8-25-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G.

4. With Fingers Intertwined reviews
A person can only hold on for so long, that at some point, you would have to choose between staying that way forever or letting go. HHr. PostDH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-9-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete

5. A White Rose on a Black Carpet » reviews
Harry must take a bite out of his one true love and kill her, in exchange for his mortality. The problem is, what's the use of living a mortal life if the main reason of your existence is gone? Thus, he struggles and finds a way to change this.hhr vampire
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,003 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 1-28-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G.

6. A Hundred Notes On Solidarity » reviews
This is the 100 drabbled steps on the evolution of Harry and Hermione's relationship. A response to the challenge located at drabbles100.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-6-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G.

7. Confessions of a Befuddled Mind reviews
I, Hermione Jane Granger, will try everything in my willpower to restrain myself from drowning that blasted redheaded woman into the pits of the lake, to swim in her own pitiful blood. She says their relationship is true love...She can true love my arse!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-30-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete

8. Voldemort plans on World Domination reviews
What's this? Violently rape a cow? Ask wormtail for a foot massage? What is Voldemort writing about? And why did Hermione have a banana with her as she and Harry stormed out of their flat? Hmmmm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-7-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete

9. Harry Potter and the Urges to Tinkle » reviews
Harry needed to Tinkle. Hermione took it as a license to kill. And I, the Author, Am now completely terrified for my life...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-22-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete

10. Illusion reviews
It was the night of Christmas eve, and a promise was hovering about in the air...HHR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-20-06 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete

11. The Outburst reviews
An Outburst. That's All it took to change Harry's life forever
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-16-06 - Hermione G. & Harry P. - Complete

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