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Favorite Color: I think all colors are equal...but if i have to choose...I choose CLEAR!

Favorite Quotes:

"Shoot, Luke, or give up the gun" ('Poop or get off the pot, do it or quit talking about it,' "EWWWW")

"Put some pants on you talking Banana(sp?)" (My friend and I made this up. It means 'get real' or 'be serious')

I'm an old green thing, and I like flashlights," (My sister impersonating yoda. That sums him up pretty well, I think. Nods to self)

"Bam, He's so afraid of snakes, like Indiana Jones." again, my sister was talking about Bam's phobia to snakes and made a comparison to Indiana Jones (Because they are so MUCH alike...catch the sarcasm?)

"Why is it that some people can see ghost and others cant?" -"Because you're not seeing it with your eyes but with your third eye (Points to forehead). You have to believe it to see it!" -"But isn't that insanity?" (My sister again)

"I think artists give to much attention to the world and not enough to themselves. And now their soul is starving." (Who do you think? My sister again.)

(Me impersonating Draco): Why do you have so many kids if you can't afford them? (My sister as the Weasley clan in Response): We couldn't afford condoms.

Favorite Pairings:

Christine- Dennis/Arnie

Fruits Basket- Kyo/Tohru, Motoko/Yuki (don't ask me why, normally fan girls annoy me but she reminds me of Helga from "Hey, Arnold" and I don't really like the student council girl), Yuki/Kyo

Harry Potter- Harry/Draco, James/Lily, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Fleur

Misc - (love of Siam, I can't believe that's a section on this site!) Tong/Mew (They were so cute), (Lord of the rings) Aragorn(Estel)/Legolas, Edward/Jacob (Oh SNAP, Twilight!), Freddy/ Katie (School of Rock), Mme. Giry/ Erik (Awww, Phantom of the opera)

Naruto- Neji/Hinata (AWWW! I love Hyuugacest), Naruto/Sasuke (I don't know why...but they did get farther than any other character so far), Ino/Shikamaru (/Shrugs/ They're a funny couple) Kakuzu/Hidan (They work oddly well together)

South Park - Stan/Kyle, Craig/Clyde (sort of a random pairing)

Square Enix (FF and KH Universes)- Cloud/Aeris (I adore them), Zack/Cloud (I used to not be able to slash Cloud at all, but now I love this pairing more so than Cloud/Aeris), Tidus/Yuna, Sora/Riku (I hold a firm belief that Kairi was added last minute to make Sora seem less gay. I don't think it worked all that well.)

Star Wars- Padme/Anakin (Duh! Also as a random side fact: I ship Luke with no one. He is asexual in my mind, so don't talk to me about Mara Jade.)

X-men (In all universes)- Rogue/Gambit, Kitty/Lance, Rogue/Scott, Scott/Jean

Pairings I hate:

Harry Potter - Harry/Ginny, Harry/Cho, Harry/Snape...(Why is this couple always appearing as disguised Harry/Draco! Its driving me nuts. To be quite honest, I never felt one way or another about Snape but now I dislike him. He's over rated. I don't care if its a story in the 'Snape/Harry' department of this site because I never go there but why is it always popping up in the 'Harry/Draco' department!? And plus snape is the same age of his dad and in love with his mom...its all too creepy for me. I'm not into shota-con. Okay, rant over. I have so much rage.) Snape/anyone as a side pairing (I never go out of my way to read about Snape romance but it always pops up), James/Anyone other than lily (Haha, I just love them!), Lucius/Hermione (Um...not my cup of tea), Lucius/Harry...

South Park - Cartman/Kyle, Cartman/Stan, Butters/Anyone

Square Enix (FF and KH Universes) - LEON/SQUALL (WHATEVER THE HELL HIS NAME IS) WITH ANYONE! especially Squall/Cloud (I hate this pairing big time! Do they ever talk to each other in the game? Its been a while since I played), Sephiroth/Cloud (Just can't see this, sorry! I know its fanfiction and so anything can happen, but its so out of character to me)

Star Wars - Obi wan/Anakin (I have no rant for this!)

Rants are over...

Now on to the stories...

Star Wars

Beru's Secret Life-This story I do plan on finishing at some point in my life but I'm currently having writer's block. This story is about Beru (Because personally I feel she's ignored in the saga) and how she longs for adventure. 'It should be so tragic that her adventure comes with the death of Shmi Skywalker.Beru's first encounter with Anakin.' Beru/Anakin

Harry Potter

Without a Trace-(AU, James and Lily are alive) (One-shot) Harry mysteriously disappears and it is up to two detectives to discover what happened. Along the way the detectives discover the horrible ridicule Harry had to endure and the wickedness of a few students who might have something to do with his disappearance.This is actually based off an episode of Without a Trace called Wannabe. (Complete)

At the Heart Lies...- This was inspired by another story I read. Lily and James discover two prophecies about their son. When one of the prophecies sets Lily into labor what will the two do when Harry is born but not a wizard, not a muggle either, in fact not even a human, but a dragon. (Complete)

One of the Guys- This is what happens when Harry and Hermione secretly go undercover as the opposite sex for a newspaper without the other knowing. But the poor two become so confused when they unknowingly fall in love with each other. Harry/Hermione

If You Give a Potter a Cookie...- James CAN NOT cook to save his life, but in his delusion he decides it would be a romantic gesture to 'create' Lily the ultimate cookie. James/Lily. Dedicated to my two friends, Emily and Crystal! (Complete)

Everyone's in Lily with Love (wait, it's the other way around!)- (One-shot) James couldn't help how he felt about Lily, and neither could anyone else...and Sirius couldn't help how he felt about James, either. Crackfic, basically it has the same mindset as If you give a Potter a Cookie. (Complete)

A Snake's Choice- (One-shot) a Poem about Voldemort (Complete)

Letters- Crack-Fic! Harry and Draco right letters to each other. Slash! Harry/Draco. (Complete)

Degrassi

Porcelain Clown- One-shot! Ashley baby-sits Angela for Craig and weird happenings with a porcelain clown freak them out. Someone in my English class told me this story and I thought it was funny (Complete)

Phantom of The Opera

Isabella-One-shot! Erik's mother reflects back on what made her sell her son and herself to the gypsies. (Complete)

I Will Always Love You- One-Shot! Antoinette confesses her feelings to Erik (Complete)

X-men

Blue Nails- One-Shot for now but I might add another chapter. Raven Darkholme was once an innocent girl but how did she ever become mystique? (rated for ONE cuss word) (Complete)

Misc.

He aint my husband- (A league of their own) One-shot! Evelyn is tired of disappointing everyone and longs to have some one take pride in her. (Complete)

After theEnd- (Far and Away) One-shot! Shannon and Joseph clean his wounds after he gets his land. (Complete)

First Kiss- (Christine) One-shot! Arnie hits puberty and gets his first kiss. Slash (Arnie/Dennis). (Complete)

Severing Ties - (Christine) - What if Dennis can save Arnie from Christine? (Arnie/Dennis)

More Than Love- (Twilight) Songfic/One-Shot! (But don't tell anyone; Songfics 'supposedly' aren't allowed on this site) Jacob's feelings towards Bella. (Complete)

Square Enix Universes

A Poem to Cloud Strife- A poem to cloud asking him why he is the way he is...(Complete)

Drawings!

Chapter 14 - (One of the Guys)

Harry and Evie (One of the Guys)

Translations!

So the wonderful JamesWidller translated my story First Kiss into Portuguese. Check it out here!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7827675/1/First_Kiss

Updates

1. First kiss was translated in Portuguese by JamesWidller.

2. Updated Beru's Secret Life

3. New story: Severing Ties - What if Dennis can save Arnie from Christine?