Welcome to TheGodMachine.

About me, hmm...Where should I begin...

I feel like that sometimes (Points to avi)

Name: Ellie

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Age: 18 I'M GOING TO COLLEGE!

Favorite Color: I think all colors are equal...but if i have to choose...I choose CLEAR!

Favorite band/Singers: Sr-71, Charlotte Church, Sumi Jo (I'm an opera freak but sadly I can't sing), Lemon Demon, Linkin Park (They were my first CD) Beyonce, Utada Hikaru, etc. and Lately I've just been listening to instrumental songs. CRISIS CORE! (BEST SOUNDTRACK EVER!...)

I could go on forever but I'm sure no one really cares :(

Favorite Books/Mangas: Harry Potter, Fruits Basket, Naruto, Yellow Raft in blue Water (strange enough, this book was summer reading but I really connected with it), and The Maximum Ride Series, Christine (The best Stephen King book EVER!), After School Nightmare!

Favorite Quotes:

"Shoot, Luke, or give up the gun" ('Poop or get off the pot, do it or quit talking about it,' "EWWWW")

"Put some pants on you talking Banana(sp?)" (My friend and I made this up. It means 'get real' or 'be serious')

I'm an old green thing, and I like flashlights," (My sister impersonating yoda. That sums him up pretty well, I think. Nods to self)

"Bam, He's so afraid of snakes, like Indiana Jones." again, my sister was talking about Bam's phobia to snakes and made a comparison to Indiana Jones (Because they are so MUCH alike...catch the sarcasm?)

"Why is it that some people can see ghost and others cant?" -"Because you're not seeing it with your eyes but with your third eye (Points to forehead). You have to believe it to see it!" -"But isn't that insanity?" (My sister again)

"I think artists give to much attention to the world and not enough to themselves. And now their soul is starving." (Who do you think? My sister again.)

(Let me tell you about her, She has A.I. intelligence and can't advance on her own knowledge, just what other people tell her.)

"America, land of the free, and home of the slaves..." (From some TV show)

(Me impersonating Draco): Why do you have so many kids if you can't afford them? (My sister as the Weasley clan in Response): We couldn't afford condoms.

"Oh, for pity's sake, Potter, grow up. I felt you against me, too, and don't give me that line about your wand because for all the talk about the Great Harry Potter, your shaft is no eleven inches" - "A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing" by Mahaliem

“ He’s right. Malfoy’s a creepy ferret, who should be mercilessly teased...” - "Rumors of Possession" by vanillabean147

Favorite Pairings:

Christine- Dennis/Arnie (I'm probably the only person in the world who would read Christine fanfics)

Fruits Basket- Kyo/Tohru, Motoko/Yuki (don't ask me why, normally fan girls annoy me but she reminds me of Helga from "Hey, Arnold" and I don't really like the student council girl), Akito/Kyo (It's weird, and I know its delusional but, Hey: "My only Love Sprung from my only hate"~Juliet Capulet), Yuki/Kyo (haha, I'm into slash now)

Harry Potter- Harry/Draco, James/Lily, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Luna, Harry/Fleur (For the Last two, let's just say I'm weird. But for the second Pairing I have a strange a aversion to Ginny Weasley. I hate how she unnofficially became part of the golden trio...now its not a trio anymore...its a square and THAT IS WAY UNCOOL)

Misc - (love of Siam, I can't believe that's a section on this site!) Tong/Mew (They were so cute), (Lord of the rings) Aragorn(Estel)/Legolas, Edward/Jacob (Oh SNAP, Twilight! Haha, if only Bella didn't come to Forks, then us Slashers would have our gay vampire...), Freddy/ Katie (School of Rock), Mme. Giry/ Erik (Awww, Phantom of the opera)

Naruto- Neji/Hinata (AWWW! I love Hyuugacest), Naruto/Sasuke (I don't know why...but they did get farther than any other character so far), Ino/Shikamaru (/Shrugs/ They're a funny couple), Itachi/Sasuke (I'm going to Hell for that pairing), Kakuzu/Hidan (They work oddly well together)

South Park - Stan/Kyle (SQUEELS! THEY'RE SO CUTE), Craig/Clyde (sort of a random pairing)

Square Enix (FF and KH Universes)- Cloud/Aeris (I adore them), Zack/Cloud (I used to not be able to slash Cloud at all, but now I love this pairing more so than Cloud/Aeris), Tidus/Yuna, Sora/Riku (I hold a firm belief that Kairi was added last minute to make Sora seem less gay. I don't think it worked all that well.)

Star Wars- Padme/Anakin (Duh! Also as a random side fact: I ship Luke with no one. He is asexual in my mind, so don't talk to me about Mara Jade.)

X-men (In all universes)- Rogue/Gambit, Kitty/Lance, Rogue/Scott, Scott/Jean (I dislike Wolverine/Jean and Wolverine/Rogue; I can't even imagine Logan in a relationship with anyone. He's too much of a loner.)

Star Wars

Beru's Secret Life-This story I do plan on finishing at some point in my life but I'm currently having writer's block. This story is about Beru (Because personally I feel she's ignored in the saga) and how she longs for adventure. 'It should be so tragic that her adventure comes with the death of Shmi Skywalker.Beru's first encounter with Anakin.' Beru/Anakin

Harry Potter

Without a Trace-(AU, James and Lily are alive) (One-shot) Harry mysteriously disappears and it is up to two detectives to discover what happened. Along the way the detectives discover the horrible ridicule Harry had to endure and the wickedness of a few students who might have something to do with his disappearance.This is actually based off an episode of Without a Trace called Wannabe. (Complete)

At the Heart Lies...- This was inspired by another story I read. Lily and James discover two prophecies about their son. When one of the prophecies sets Lily into labor what will the two do when Harry is born but not a wizard, not a muggle either, in fact not even a human, but a dragon. (Complete)

One of the Guys- This is what happens when Harry and Hermione secretly go undercover as the opposite sex for a newspaper without the other knowing. But the poor two become so confused when they unknowingly fall in love with each other. Harry/Hermione

If You Give a Potter a Cookie...- James CAN NOT cook to save his life, but in his delusion he decides it would be a romantic gesture to 'create' Lily the ultimate cookie. James/Lily. Dedicated to my two friends, Emily and Crystal! (Complete) Sequel in process.

Everyone's in Lily with Love (wait, it's the other way around!)- (One-shot) James couldn't help how he felt about Lily, and neither could anyone else...and Sirius couldn't help how he felt about James, either. Crackfic, basically it has the same mindset as If you give a Potter a Cookie. (Complete)

A Snake's Choice- (One-shot) a Poem about Voldemort (Complete)

Letters- Crack-Fic! Harry and Draco right letters to each other. Slash! Harry/Draco. (Complete...for now)

Degrassi

Porcelain Clown- One-shot! Ashley baby-sits Angela for Craig and weird happenings with a porcelain clown freak them out. Someone in my English class told me this story and I thought it was funny (Complete)

Phantom of The Opera

Isabella-One-shot! Erik's mother reflects back on what made her sell her son and herself to the gypsies. (Complete)

I Will Always Love You- One-Shot! Antoinette confesses her feelings to Erik (Complete)

X-men

Blue Nails- One-Shot for now but I might add another chapter. Raven Darkholme was once an innocent girl but how did she ever become mystique? (rated for ONE cuss word) (Complete)

Misc.

He aint my husband- (A league of their own) One-shot! Evelyn is tired of disappointing everyone and longs to have some one take pride in her. (Complete)

After theEnd- (Far and Away) One-shot! Shannon and Joseph clean his wounds after he gets his land. (Complete)

First Kiss- (Christine) One-shot! Arnie hits puberty and gets his first kiss. Slash (Arnie/Dennis). (Complete)

More Than Love- (Twilight) Songfic/One-Shot! (But don't tell anyone; Songfics 'supposedly' aren't allowed on this site) Jacob's feelings towards Bella. (Complete)

Square Enix Universes

A Poem to Cloud Strife- A poem to cloud asking him why he is the way he is...(Complete)

Fanart

Chapter 14 - One of the Guys

Harry and Evie - One of the Guys

Updates

1. I worked a bit more on the sequel to If you give a Potter a Cookie. Its going to be pretty long, I think. (10/28/07)

2. I deleted the Avatar: Last Airbender fanfic (Love Begin) mainly because my friend dropped it and so it was never going to be finished. (?/?/?)

3. DELETED? Apparently Sirius Memories has been deleted because it was written in script format (its a play, duhh!), which I don't get because I've seen other people use this format and its allowed on fictionpress. Ugh!

4. CONGRATULATE ME! I posted my first flame, more like constructed criticism but the person was really mad and will probably bitch at me through E-Mail or something, but that's almost the same thing, right? I'm so excited! I hope I get a response! (11:39 - 3/16/08)

5. One of the Guys is being EDITED! Up to Chapter 4 so far. (2/21/09)