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Author has written 25 stories for Kim Possible. I am the Humbug, and I mean you no harm. I also invented the 'manly squee'. Maybe you've seen it... FANFARE OF TRUMPETS... squee... FANFARE OF TRUMPETS I began writing Kim Possible fan fiction back in 2005 after having discovered the 'Kigo' genre entirely by accident; I'd never even watched the TV show when I first learned of sites like the KP Slash Haven and Deviant Art. I've seen many amazing pieces of artwork and read some wonderful stories... likewise, there are certainly enough dismal examples of both art and fiction, but I've seen and read those, too. The pairing of Kim Possible with her nemesis Shego appeals to me and my primary inspiration was the story 'A Small Possibility' by the author NoDrogs, so obviously I like the idea of them having children together. If you knew me, you might think me the least likely person to want to write 'slash' fiction about two cartoon characters; I'm a heterosexual white male, late thirties, conservative in nature and pretty much a misanthrope to the core. Nevertheless, here I am and here I will remain. I usually have two to three projects in the works at any one time and I am a very slow writer. This is unfair to anyone who likes my stories, because updates are infrequent and can be months apart. I am receptive to feedback and love reviews, good or bad, because there's always something to be learned and I feel that my technique and skills have steadily improved. Here is my bibliography, separated by category and listed in chronological order: First and foremost, there is my Who's Writing This Crap? Kigo-verse, borrowing the characters Kasy Ann and Sheki Go from NoDrogs. It is here that most of my stories take place. Parents Then you have The Sisters Saga; this is my sole contribution to the 'alternate universe' theme. In this storyline, you find that Shego was adopted as a small child by the Possible family and that she is the older sister of Kim. The Bestest Little Girl In The World Finally, there is KPB2E, which is a little difficult to explain. The short version is that it's a combination of Kigo with breast and belly expansion... but that's a whole other obsession. Essentially, it's crap but harmless. Kim Flatable I have no plans to stop writing any time soon. Feel free to slip me anything that you'd like to see in a future story and I'll see what I can do! Be well! | |||||||||||
1. Off The Rack II reviewsThis is a Kim/Shego pairing fan fiction set in my ‘Who’s Writing This Crap?’ storyline and a sequel to my 2006 story ‘Off The Rack’ and barely in time for Halloween.Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-31-09 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete2. Around The Campfire » reviewsThis is a Kim/Shego pairing fan fiction and is set in my ‘Who’s Writing This Crap?’ storyline. Kasy Ann and Sheki Go Possible are the creations of NoDrogs. This tale is dedicated to Starvinglunatic, who suggested the idea.Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,288 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 10-4-09 - Published: 4-12-09 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete3. The Stubborn Beast Flesh 00 » reviewsThis is a KimShego pairing fan fiction there is love and romance between Kim & Shego, as well as plenty of action and adventure, and hopefully some humor and horror. Still set in the same ‘universe’ as my other stories ‘Deep Down’ and ‘Parents’, this is aKim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 143,407 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 4-22-09 - Published: 7-14-06 - Kim P. & Shego4. Crumbs » reviewsThis is a Kim/Shego pairing fan fiction and is set in my ‘Who’s Writing This Crap?’ storyline. It is a sequel to ‘A Cookie For Ecclesiastes’ and you really, REALLY need to read that story first. Kasy Ann and Sheki Go Possible are the creations of NoDrogs.Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,536 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 11-28-08 - Kim P. & Shego5. And The Award Goes To reviewsThis is a very short Kim/Shego pairing story set late in my ‘Who’s Writing This Crap?’ storyline and was inspired by the 2009 Fannie Awards. Kasy Ann and Sheki Go Possible are the creations of NoDrogs and Anna Lipsky is the creation of Yuri18.Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-27-09 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete6. Extra Onions » reviewsThis is a Kim/Shego pairing fan fiction set in my ‘Who’s Writing This Crap?’ storyline. Kasy Ann and Sheki Go Possible are the creations of NoDrogs. This story was written for Evilcs and is posted with her permission.Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-3-09 - Published: 1-2-09 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete7. Mirror, Mirror » reviewsThis is a little tale of an alternate pairing within my own personal “Who’s Writing This Crap?’ Kigoverse. Otherwise, you can expect pretty much the same tripe.Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-23-08 - Published: 11-9-08 - Complete8. Sticks And Stones » reviewsThis is a Kim/Shego pairing fan fiction, made seasonal for Halloween and mostly the killing of a plot bunny. This is set in my own personal “Who’s Writing This Crap?’, and Kasy Ann and Sheki Go Possible are the sole creation of NoDrogs.Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,595 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-30-08 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete9. Fire With Fire » reviewsThis is a Kim/Shego pairing fan fiction set in my ‘Who’s Writing This Crap?’ storyline. It’s a harmless one-shot with a particular ‘holiday’ in mind. This references heavily events from the story ‘A Small Possibility’ by NoDrogs because that was the basisKim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,751 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 4-26-08 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete10. Kigo Eternal reviewsThis is Kigo and another epic tale within my ‘Who’s Writing This Crap?’ Kigoverse as well as being a Crossover which I’ll elaborate on in Chapter II. Those of you who fear Crossovers will still enjoy the story so please don’t let that scare you or keep yoKim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-6-08 - Kim P. & Shego11. Green reviewsThis is a Kigo pairing and a tale within my ‘Who’s Writing This Crap?’ storyline. Kasy Ann and Sheki Go Possible are the creations of NoDrogs and I dedicate this tale to Mag for her artwork of the same name. That image is to be found at her DA page and iKim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,750 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-26-07 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete12. My Last Kim Possible Story » reviewsThis is ‘Kigo’ and my last KP story in the ‘Who’s Writing This Crap?’ series. Don’t get your hopes up it’s not actually MY last story but it’s KP’s last story. WARNING: Reading this may cause cavities and there’s a LOAD of dialog. I mean LOTS.Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,230 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-28-07 - Published: 5-27-07 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete13. Tag reviewsMostly harmless, this is a KimShego pairing fan fiction set late in my ‘Who’s Writing This Crap?’ Kigoverse. Drama with humor seasoned to taste. Kasy Ann and Sheki Go Possible are the creations of NoDrogs, bless him. PG13 for combat violence and intimatioKim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,977 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-20-07 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete14. In With The New reviewsThis is a KimShego pairing fan fiction and a New Year’s Eve story set in my ‘Who’s Writing This Crap?’ storyline. Kasy Ann and Sheki Go Possible are the creations of NoDrogs it is with great respect that I make mention of them. Anna Lipsky is the creationKim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,565 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-30-06 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete15. Time Alone reviewsThis is a KimShego pairing fan fiction and was directly inspired by Hazura Sinner and her beautiful work ‘KP: Mother Love’ at her DeviantArt page and was written with the permission of the Artist. We have both respectfully borrowed the characters Kasy AnPKim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-16-06 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete16. Trio Possible » reviewsBeing the second story in my ‘Sister’s Saga’, this is a sequel to ‘The Bestest Little Girl In The World’ and you MUST read that first to understand the relationships here. Shego and Kim are sisters, not lovers there is a little ‘What If?’ here but not tooKim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,562 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-9-06 - Published: 12-2-06 - Shego & Kim P.17. Scenes Of Love reviewsThis is a KimShego pairing fan fiction and is directly inspired by the eighth chapter of ‘Domus dulcis domus’, a great story within the ‘Best Enemies’ universe created and written by King In Yellow. This story is written with KiY’s permission and can be tKim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,977 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-28-06 - Kim P. & Shego18. The Passing Of A Hero reviewsThis is a KimShego pairing fan fiction and would be set just a little beyond most of the stories of my ‘Who’s Writing This Crap?’ storyline. Kasy Ann and Sheki Go Possible are the sole creations of NoDrogs it is with great respect that I make mention of tKim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-19-06 - Ron S. & Rufus - Complete19. A Cookie For Ecclesiastes reviewsThis is a KimShego pairing fan fiction and would be set several years into the future of my ‘Who’s Writing This Crap?’ storyline. WARNING: Some parts are a little dark. Kasy Ann and Sheki Go Possible are the sole creations of NoDrogs it is with great respKim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,369 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-11-06 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete20. Off The Rack A Halloween OneShot reviewsThis is a KimShego pairing fan fiction that can fall anywhere within my ‘Who’s Writing This Crap?’ Kigoverse. Kasy Ann and Sheki Go Possible are the sole creations of NoDrogs it is with great respect that I make mention of them. Warning: Reading this storKim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-31-06 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete21. Deep Down » reviewsDisclaimer: “Kim Possible” and all characters within © The Walt Disney Company and its related entities. Kim Possible created by Mark McCorkle & Bob Schooley. All rights reserved. No profit is being collected from the fiction contained within. All other iKim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,285 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 10-13-06 - Published: 6-25-06 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete22. The Bestest Little Girl In The World reviewsSummary: What if Kim was the second daughter of the Drs. P? This is a oneshot KimShego story, but as sisters, not lovers. There is a little ‘What If?’ here, but not too much. I was inspired by the drawings ‘Little Shego’ by Jiattmay and ‘Shego Possible’ bKim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,735 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-26-06 - Shego & Kim P. - Complete23. So Round, So Firm, So Fully Kigo reviewsNo one is actually going to read this story, so who cares? This is a humorous KimShego pairing oneshot there is intimate physical contact between Kim & Shego but mostly tongueincheek humor and is meant to be silly. I suppose that if you squint hard enoughKim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-17-06 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete24. Parents reviewsThis is a KimShego oneshot there is love and romance between Kim & Shego, but no action or adventure. It is inspired by the drawing ‘Parents’ by Mag fortheloveofpizza as part of her ‘Kigo 100’ and I offer this to her in respect and praise. Credit also goeKim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-1-06 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete25. Kim Flatable reviewsThis is a KimShego pairing oneshot there is physical contact and romance between Kim & Shego but mostly tongueincheek humor and is meant to be silly. WARNING: This story also includes the fetish of body expansion. Credit for the idea comes from this drawiKim Possible - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,790 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-3-06 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete
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