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ALL RISE, THE PROFILE IS NOW IS SESSION:

Updated! For Reals This Time! (Updated tentatively)

On a personal note, I love me. Everything about me. And I don't pay any mind to any negative thing that anybody says. It's not like I'm arrogant or self-absorbed or anything; I'm just so filled with positive energy that it just spills out into every part of my life. I just hope that anyone out there who may have developed some bad feelings about me, for whatever reason that may be, understands that it's not because I don't like them either. Because I do. I like everyone. And just about everything. That's not what this is about. What I'm trying to say is that I believe in the inherent goodness of man, and that one can achieve anything with the proper motivation. Inspirational message logged and recorded.

Special Thanks to Special People:

To the whole gang at Sucker Punch, thanks for creating such an awesome game series, which spawned my inspiration to begin writing my fanfictions.

To everyone who read Nightingale's "Secret Bloodlines", (which I co-authored), thanks for all the hits and the reviews. Your awesome responses are what kept us going with it. I hope you'll all continue with me as I write its sequel "I Am Jack's Island Mind".

To awesome fanfiction author Noa Lyn, thanks to your original SC works back in '06, I was motivated to bring my stories to a wider audience. Those stories were classics, whether you believe it or not. You flat-out rock.

Last, and probably most importantly, I want to thank another author on this site: Kit. Man, your stories are amazing. I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say you're the best fanfic writer...ever...of all time. Your stories were the reason I got back into writing. I don't know how they eluded me all this time, but last week I read them all twice through, and I felt like pure awesome. Hurry up and get published, because I would totally buy two or three copies of whatever you'd write. Kit, if you're reading this, thank you.

Now for the old profile stuff:

Okay, here's the deal. My name is the Invincible. Well, okay, it isn't really that ( it would be really cool if it was) but I'm kind of a mixed breed. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. It all depends on how I see you. And I will not mince words: I have a VERY low tolerance for stupidity. Kinda makes you wonder why I joined this particular site, but what can I tell you, I like writing, a lot. Moreover, I really enjoy using a style of writing that many would consider unusual. I happen to have very eclectic tastes. Consider my masterpiece:

Secret Bloodlines: This Sly Cooper fanfiction is my crowning achievement. (5000+ hits and 90+ reviews, very proud of this.) It's finally finished after almost two years of work, and I'm just as satisfied with it now as I was then. This is by far the most popular story that I've created. EDIT: It has recently come to my attention that this story has been erased from the site by my co-author, under whom's name the story was originally posted. While I am saddened by her decision, I understand the need to grow and evolve as an artist and all that other stuff. And if she happens to read this at some point, I want her to know I wish her the best in all future endeavors. Seeing as I claim part-ownership of the completed project, I may post this story to my profile at a later date if there is any interest in it down the road.

Solo Projects (Completed):

Pretty Sly: A little Sly Cooper parody I wrote set to the tune of that classic song by The Offspring. Like most of the song parodies I write, there wasn't a lot of thought going into this one. I'm still happy with the way it comes out. You may get a little chuckle out of it, I guess.

Night of Lemons and Chundering: I've had the idea for this story in my head ever since the first Austin Powers movie. In a deleted scene, one of Dr. Evil's henchmen couldn't make it to his bachelor party because his head was eaten by ill-tempered mutated sea bass. All of his friends were pretty bummed. It really got me interested in henchmen's personal lives, like what they do when they aren't working for the big bad supervillians. So I applied that principle to the lemonade scene from Sly 3. Also, I love talking in an Australian voice, and I used a web page of Australian phrases to write it, so it was a lot of fun for me. I realize that there isn't any actual chundering in this story, but that's the funniest Aussie word I knew, so I wanted to include it.

So far, Night of Lemons and Chundering has over 80 hits (including one from Australia), so I just wanted to say thanks to everyone who read it. Wouldn't mind a couple reviews (I love reading what people think of me and my stories), but either way thanks for reading.

Projects I'm Also Working On:

I Am Jack's Island Mind:

The return of this long-awaited sequel is in full swing now. Expect regular updates at least once a month, at most every six weeks. I may need to write a better summary, though. For those in the know, (there may only be two or three of you) the 'separation' may not occur until close to the end. So to those who've read it, thanks for reading. And everyone else, go ahead and read it. Please? I'll be your best friend.

"Hmm, no, I don't have a gambling problem, I'm winning, and winning is not a problem. That's like saying Michael Jordan has a basketball problem, or Def Leppard has an awesome problem. So why don't y'all pour some sugar on that?"
Earl Hickey, NBC's My Name Is Earl, Episode 33, "Born A Gamblin' Man"

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