Hey there! I'm "The New Fullmetal Alchemist"!

Before you go and read all of the crap that I've decided to write about myself, let me first thank all of my readers (THANK YOU!), and now talk about my stories, from newest to oldest!

"Chicken Soup for the Royai Soul" - A C2 dedicated to Royai; all of the stories and poems found on it are created by the members of the Royai board at this link! Come by and visit, ok? We'd love to have you! www.fullmetal-alchemist.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=457

To go to the C2, click here! (We love subscribers!): www.fanfiction.net/c2/41663/3/0/1/

Royai Haiku - a collection of Royai haiku made by the lovely people on the Royai thread on the link below! Click on the double arrow-thingies that point to the right (FanFiction's website won't let them show up... bummer...) to go the most recent page! Hope you can join us and contribute to the Royai goodness!

A Royai Halloween Story - something fun I made for the following board where we do all sorts of fun Royai stuff, esp. during holdiays! Come by and visit!

www.fullmetal-alchemist.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=457

It Takes Love to Live: written for Roy-Fan-33 in honor of her new website, which can be visited at http://www.freewebs.com/roy-fan-33/, it's my first RoyxEd fic! Nothing sexual, nothing graphic, but rather a neat little story that focuses more on their emotional relationship. Official summary: It is often said that one does not live unless one loves but when it comes to Roy Mustang, who can say? After putting a friend in danger, will he finally learn what love truly is and be able to finally live Life? Please R&R! Warning: Yaoi Pairing: RoyxEd

Fullmetal Alchemist: The Next Homunculus: Quite an interesting little piece, it's under the command of two - count 'em, two! - authors! Yusuke343 is its original author, creating the original concept and all storylines, while I act as both writer and Beta, creating the finished product! We're both hosting it on our accounts, and updates will be (pretty much) at the same time. Official summary still to come!

The Misadventures of FMA: Just random things that I come up with whenever I'm bored or - as is often the case - trying to work on my other series, "Roy and Riza's Cracked-Out Adventures," hence the title of "Misadventures"... Pretty funny, I think, but hey, that's just me! Official summary: All those little things that Arakawa doesn't tell you about! Comedic Drabbles a la The New FMA. Please R&R!

Roy and Riza's Cracked-Out Adventures: Something that started as a way to cheer a friend up, it has now morphed into the greatest thing since sliced bread! (In my opion, at least...) Basically, I take events and stories that you, the reader, tell me (something that's funny now or when the event occured), and I make stories out of them through my almighty powers of FMA-IZATION! (big echo...), almost all involving Roy, Riza, and a very cracked-out pint-sized alchemist! A guaranteed laugh! Official summary: True stories, FMA-IFIED! Read about Roy and Riza's hilarious antics involving one cracked-out and perpetually tiny alchemist! Send me your own hilarious adventures! I'll FMA-ify them!

Ed with an AXE: a short story also written for a friend to cheer her up! If I can ever figure out how, it will definitely go into the collection of "Misadventures" stories! Offical summary: Ed and Al have a bit of a problem... but nothing some overpowering AXE wouldn't cure! I do not own AXE. One shot. Why aren't the question marks showing up? Hmm...

The New Fullmetal Alchemist: My crown jewel! (I'm so proud of this piece you have no idea!); the one and only reason I joined ff.net, this piece is a FMA/Harry Potter crossover that does NOT suck, and does NOT have any namby-pramby Mary Sue! To be entirely honest (and this is something few know), I named myself after this story - not the other way around! My longest story by far, it's at 19 chapters with no end in sight! The summary does not do it justice... Offical summary: Set 7 years after FMA movie. Roy's dealing with enough stress already, but what happens when a flash from the past comes knocking? And what happens when they're suddenly taken to the world of Harry Potter? Find out! FMA spoilers! R&R! NO MarySue!

Ok, now about me!...

For starters, I have the power of FMA-IZATION! (big, manly sounding voice with impressive echo). In my short stories "Roy and Riza's Cracked-Out Adventures," I'm taking actual events that happened to actual people and... tweaking them a bit... through the power of FMA-IZATION! providing you, the reader, with a certain, crude entertainment that only the characters of Fullmetal Alchemist can bring you! So, if you want, you can send me a message telling me about something that happened to you that seemed annoying or angering at the time but is now funny! Who knows? I may FMA-ISIZE! it! (Yeah - I'm making up words! But they're my words! You heard 'emfrom mefirst!) :)

My favorite anime is, of course, Fullmetal Alchemist, followed by a many-way tiebetween Cowboy Bebop, Fruits Basket, Ghost in the Shell: SAC, and a few others. By the way, www.fullmetal-alchemist.com is THEWORLD'S AWESOMEST PLACE FOR ALL FANS OF FMA! Wooot! You go, people! Haha:)

Oh, and let's not forget Hayao Miyazaki! I love his work so much! It's my ultimate dream to be an animator! Porco Rosso, Howl's Moving Castle, you name it I love it! (At least all the ones that I've seen... I'm almost there... just a few more left...)

I like books. A lot. No, seriously, I do: Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Barbara Kingsolver (The Poisonwood Bible rocks my socks! I've read it at least once every year since 7th grade - it's deep!) I really like books that make me laugh. Romance can be good too, but it has to be well-written. If you have any good books you'd like to recommend, please send me a message! (Oh, and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is another good one - I also highly suggest The Salmon of Doubt if you're a big Douglas Adams fan!)

Ok, my first story, I must say, is pretty darn cool! It's called "The New Fullmetal Alchemist" but it's not about me - I just really liked the name and so decided to steal it for my pen name! It's eventually going to be a FMA/HP crossover, but it happens later in the series. Because I like good books, I will only write good stories - therefore, you don't have to worry too much about cringing when you read it (bad grammar, totally mispelled words, all that.) And yes, I spell automail with a hyphen: auto-mail. Looks just as good, I think, plus there's less red on the spellcheck. If you have any suggestions, such as if a passage doesn't make sense, or you'd like to maybe see something, let me know! I pretty much have the whole story in my head, but I'm open-minded! Hope you enjoy reading it! (I've been writing about 4 pages per day during school, mwahaha!)

If you like "The New Fullmetal Alchemist," or any other FMA/HP crossover, then please check out Rei Tamashii's page and subscribe to the C2 there! It's totally dedicated to FMA/HP! It's cool! Go to www.fanfiction.net/u/101015/ to subscribe!

Thanks a heap to WinterhartZahneelCalina for posting for me while I was waiting for the 3 day abstinence to be over!

Thanks much to all those who are reading "The New Fullmetal Alchemist" - I've had almost 15,000 hits! That's so awesome! Tell all your friends about this story!

Thank you all so much! Happy fan-ficing! :)

Just for fun section! Where I'll put my favorite quotes, games, etc.! Enjoy!

"I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose."

"Before you judge a person, walk a mile in their shoes; that way when you insult them, you're a mile away and in their shoes."