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since: 11-15-03, id: 487895, Profile Updated: 07-01-09
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Author has written 10 stories for Lord of the Flies, Misc. Comics, Harry Potter, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

My name is Jorie. I'm 21 and an art (photography?) major at a university on America's Northern Shore.

I love me some giant, transforming robots. In b4 metalfag, I've already accepted it and celebrate it daily with my metalfag friends.


What I have for you to read

You'll Get Back - old (2004-2005) Ralph/Jack Lord of the Flies story

Return to America - old (2004) and abandoned Adventures of Tintin story

For Everything - Harry/Draco story, my first try at Harry Potter fanfiction, back when I wrote the stuff

Savage - another Ralph/Jack Lord of the Flies story, disposable oneshot

Planning, Plotting, and Pranking - Marauders-era humor fic, with a Sirius/Remus pairing on the side

I'll Tell You Why - last Harry Potter fanfic, a oneshot with Remus and Tonks, implied Sirius/Remus

Insignificance - a 2007 movieverse Transformers story, Sam/Bumblebee. It's a work in progress, and is multi-chaptered. It hits Sam that he has deep feelings for his Autobot guardian -- and Bumblebee shares these feelings. Only things aren't as peaceful as they seem, Sam's got lot of unanswered questions, and trouble is brewing...

Snow - Transformers. A fluffy little oneshot for the holiday season. Hound is fascinated by the snow, but Mirage could care less. Hound/Mirage

A Covert Mission - Transformers crack story, Reflector discovers the joys of human photographic equipment and gets off on it.


Updates

July 1, 2009 lol I still exist, really, I do. I actually finally saw the new Transformers movie last night and it made me want to die a little. Okay, a lot. I, um, I enjoyed the first movie quite a bit. But I'm going to pretend that this second one... doesn't exist. It was that bad. Don't get me wrong, there were a few brilliant scenes scattered into this 2.5-hour shitpile (namely the Starscream and Megatron interaction), but other than that it was awful. And I think the sheer scope of Bayformers 2's awfulness makes me want to pick up where I left off on Insignificance. Yeah.


I'm a LiveJournal user, and my penname there is jacques-strappe.

I'm on DeviantArt, where my username there is i-am-jacques-strappe.


-mo

"If you read, then I love you; if you review, then I love you more."

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1. Muted Factions reviews
One Autobot, one Decepticon, neither of whom is truly sold on the intentions of their faction. Slash implied, obviously cross-faction. G1, one-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-16-09 - Mirage & Thundercracker - Complete
2. Insignificance » reviews
Sam realizes he has a fondness for his car and Bumblebee feels the same way for him. Only Starscream, Soundwave, and the other Decepticons are gathering their forces... SamxBee, 2007 movieverse with some G1 ideas. Chapter 13 is FINALLY uploaded...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,758 - Reviews: 182 - Updated: 8-2-08 - Published: 7-23-07
3. A Covert Mission reviews
Reflector, who is underrepresented in all aspects of the Transformers fandom, is sent on a job that actually makes sense. Unfortunately, he's distracted by a wonderful human invention. This is kind of a crack fic, full explanation inside. G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-15-08 - Complete
4. Snow reviews
G1. A little winter themed one shot for the holidays. Hound is fascinated by the snow. Mirage isn't so impressed. HoundMirage
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-24-07 - Complete
5. I'll Tell You Why reviews
Remus tries to tell Tonks why he can't love her. Implied SBRL. Oneshot, takes place at the end of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-19-06 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete
6. Planning, Plotting, and Pranking » reviews
Marauders' seventh year. Feeling stifled by the presence of Lily, Sirius and Remus plan a Day Of Pranks. Problem is, James and Peter, as well as Lily, all have their own ideas! Eventual SBRL slash. FINAL CHAPTER UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,252 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 8-14-06 - Published: 7-21-06 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
7. Savage reviews
Stupid title, sorry. Ralph encounters a bit of a problem on the voyage home. Noncon SLASH, Roger, Jack, Ralph oneshot.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-27-06 - Complete
8. For Everything reviews
Harry hates Draco. And I do mean HATES. Not fluff. Slash, HD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-26-06 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
9. You'll Get Back » reviews
Ralph, Jack, and Company weren't rescued. This picks up from where Ralph is being hunted. Live or die? Give up or stay strong? Eventually there will be slash.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,278 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 3-5-05 - Published: 10-9-04 - Complete
10. Return to America » reviews
This is an Adventures of Tintin and Snowy fanfic! Tintin heads back to America to get away from Marlinspike, but as we all know, adventure won't leave him alone! Most likely an ABANDONED FIC, Moulinsart is cheap.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,884 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 1-11-05 - Published: 11-30-04
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