Hey, were are FanFictions writers; TheDragonRider and -Sarah Jackie Black- (so be sure to check out our stories pweez!) we're back joining forces to bring to you the wonderful world of 'pointless FanFictions'! YEY! :-D

We have made up this joint account because we are best friends who love to talk gibberish and love FanFictions (especially Harry Potter 1z) WOO-HOO!

You may find our stories make no sense in some parts, don't be alarmed, for you are probably right! And if you don't like 'em - DON'T READ 'EM!

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Ok, Our Favourite things:

Favourite pairings: James + Lily

Favourite Movies: Harry Potter, Eragon and Pirates Of The Caribbean

Favourite Books: Harry Potter (duh), Eragon + Eldest

Favourite Colours (random but what isint anymore?) Red + Orange

Favourite Foods: Chocolate, cheese and Irn-bru!

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Ok, Our 2nd Favourite Things:

Pairings:

TheDragonRider: I don't mind HP/GW or HG/RW and I think the SB/LE are quite stirring and cool!

-Sarah Jackie Black-: I don't really mind any pairings as long as they are within a reasonable age group.

The DragonRider: and they are both members of the opposite sex!

-Sarah Jackie Black-: YES! GENDER DIFFERENCE IS A MUST HAVE! EWWWWWW!

TheDragonRider: lol

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Movies:

-Sarah Jackie Black-: Van Helsing

TheDragonRider: OOOO YES! and Narnia!

-Sarah Jackie Black-: And X-men (all 3 of them)

TheDragonRider: Uh-hu and Lord Of The Rings!

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Books:

-Sarah Jackie Black-: Artemis Fowl

TheDragonRider: I've never read any of them.

-Sarah Jackie Black-: They are the best! You should!

TheDragonRider: Ok, I'll check them out!Anything else?

-Sarah Jackie Black-: Yes, Spooks Series rock! so do The Wee Free Men!

TheDragonRider: Where do you come up with this crap!

-Sarah Jackie Black-: IT IS NOT CRAP!

TheDragonRider: lol! I'm only joking!

-Sarah Jackie Black-: Hmmm...Good job!

TheDragonRider: By-The-Way, The books I like are...

-Sarah Jackie Black-: Oh! Sorry!

TheDragonRider: lol It's quite alright! Anyway I used to love the Puppy Patrol series by Jenny Dale and The Animal Ark series by Lucy Daniels. But I love the book Coraline by Neil Gaiman. VG!

-Sarah Jackie Black-: Never heard of them in my life!

TheDragonRider: Well, how about the Demonata series by Darren Shan?

-Sarah Jackie Black-: Yeah, that I've heard of!

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Stuff We HATE:

Pairings:

TheDragonRider: Where do I start? OK first off: JP/RL, JP/SB + SB/RL are a major NO-NOz!

-Sarah Jackie Black-: At least it's not James and Wormtail etc.

TheDragonRider: EWWWW! DON'T EVEN GO THERE!

-Sarah Jackie Black-: Mwahahahahaha!

TheDragonRider: Anyway, teacher/student or adult/child pairings are jusr WRONG! I mean, this is a childrens book people! Anyway and I would definately say no to TONKS AND LUPIN! NOOOOOOOOO!

-Sarah Jackie Black-: (more manical laughter)

TheDragonRider: It's not funny, it's SCARING!

-Sarah Jackie Black-: (Even MORE manical laughter!)

TheDragonRider: And NO Murtagh pairing's EVER! HE IS MINE! (and shall remain that way thank you!!)

-Sarah Jackie Black-: (continues manical laughter)

TheDragonRider: Stop laughing you sick imbisol! Anyway...

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Movies:

-Sarah Jackie Black-: Finding Nemo! I hate it! It is Really bad!

TheDragonRider: Aww! Well, I like it! But you wanna talk about crap movies? Then it's The Calcium Kid for you! It sucks and has NO POINT WHATSOEVER!

-Sarah Jackie Black-: Donnie Darko now that's a BAD movie! so is A Lot Like Love!

TheDragonRider: Mmmmm!

-Sarah Jackie Black-: You've never seen them, have you?

TheDragonRider: Nope, nope! Not in my life!

-Sarah Jackie Black-: Well, you're not missing much! And Don't even get me started on Grease!

TheDragonRider: lol ok I wont. I didn't think it was that bad! But it wasn't the best movie I've ever...OH MY GOD! I FORGOT TO MENTION DRAGONHEART IN MY LIST OF FAV MOVIES! I LOVE DRAGONHEART!

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Books:

-Sarah Jackie Black-: OK, lemmie see; A Stranger came ashore...

TheDragonRider: Yes, read that! Crap!

-Sarah Jackie Black-: ...A Midsummers night dream...

TheDragonRider: Julius Ceaser sucked BIG TIME!

-Sarah Jackie Black-: ...Z for Zachariah...

TheDragonRider: Shylock's daughter = BORING!

-Sarah Jackie Black-: ...Holes...

TheDragonRider: Yes, I've read that too -

-Sarah Jackie Black-: ...The Turbuelent Term of Tyke Tyler...

TheDragonRider: Yeah read that too! That's crap n all! Lemmie put it this way : LIFE'S TOO SHORT FOR BORING BOOKS!

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Ok, we should probably stop all this ranting now since it is about 4:15am! lol

We hope you enjoy our insane FanFicz and we hope you wet youself laughing at them but DON'T TELL US IF YOU DO! It's really too much information! lol

C-ya

~ TheDragonRider ~ + -Sarah Jackie Black- =D