Hi (how original I think not) I am Thorn of Blood, you will not be getting my my name or e-mail address any time soon, so all you sick perves out there can forget even trying to find me. Got that straight? Good then we can begin.

 I am 1/2 English, 1/4 Scotish and 1/4 Irish. I love drama, writing, reading and fanfiction. Also all my friends from school and my drama group, not in any sick way we are just very good friends. My family are also loved ones (most of the time).

I have very strong opinions about fanfiction and how to write it well.

First, chapters no shorter than 1000 words, any less and they tend to be badly writen.

Secondly, Mary Sues are the devil and are to be avoided like the plague.

Thirdly, charecters should be in charecter, how the authers ment them to be, not and I repeat not your own twisted version of them.

Fourthly, I am against slash in fanfiction, not because I am a anti gay person but because nobody I have come across can write slash and keep to my third rule. Also I really detest most of the pairings that you, all to frequently come across, Harry/Draco (shudders), Harry/Sirius (reaches for the sick bucket) and, most disgusting of all, Harry/Snape (put in a mental ward until brain truma is over).

Finaly, punctuation, grammer and getting your facts right are essential, if you can't read it you can't review it. Spelling is also very important, but since I can't spell it would be a bit hipocritical of me to preach about spelling.

Tips to keep in mind.

Fanfiction Genres I am into

1)Harry Potter

2)Discworld

3)Artimis Fowl

4)Buffy the Vampire Slayer Crossovers

Things I Hate in Harry Potter Fanfiction

1)Draco Malfoy and Severes Snape being anything other than the gits they are. Once a git always a git.

 2)Draco Malfoy coming over to the Light Side.

 3)Unrealistic pairings i.e. Snape/Hermione, Dumbledore/McGonagall, Remus/Hermione excetara excetara.

4)Super Harry, he may one day reach Dumbledors level but honestly, he is still kid, a kid who is good at DADA and who has defeted Voldemort a few times (he admits himself that most of that was just luck) but still just a kid.

 A Thing I have Noticed

If in a summary the author writes somthing along the lines of:

It's seventh year and Hermione is Head Girl, but unfortunatly that git Malfoy is Head Boy. Will their relationship stay the same, or will romance blossom.

 Then always, no matter what, they will fall in love. This applies to all pairings, if the summary is like that then the two people mentioned will get together. This is a fact, see for yourself.

 Thorn of Blood